Was given this in my Ancient European languages class by a fellow student. I can't find what language it is or even decode it from any derivative of English.
I don't know if it's a joke or not, but any help would be appreciated because he won't talk about it.
well you know the first two "words" are your name, and you know the last "word" is his name, so start from there
>>3074438
I think it says fvavdo kdoarod, and the first line is cdohl vaah ohr dalav
I'll decode the rest later
>>3074452
I tried my name, and his name, but neither work because some letters repeat. The only thing I've somewhat gotten to work is "hello" for the first word. But the last symbol/letter is weird in that sense. (Unless the third and fourth letters are actually one letter..)
Sup /his/,
So Historica Canada, a Crown corporation that's supposed to promote Canadian history, has been publishing these things called heritage minutes for a few decades now.
They're 1 minute snippets of Canadian history played during commercial time on Canadian programming.
Here's one on our first prime minister:
https://youtu.be/vBGNEJpznNE?list=PL1848FF9428CA9A4A
this is about the war of 1812:
https://youtu.be/CPqFcLTR2w8?list=PL1848FF9428CA9A4A
Here's a link to their channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcACdpePyiM&index=11&list=PL1848FF9428CA9A4A
Does your country do something similar? It would be interesting to see this style of history lesson of other countries.
>>3074131
In the Baltic countries during the 90s the government forced back Baltic culture after the Soviet withdrawal. Not sure about any videos like this. Is this just to remind Canadians that they're not American?
Posting Heritageminutekino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw-FbwmzPKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZDme90k5gY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L-vL5NFkYA
>>3074131
I'm not aware of anything like this in America, but I think it'd be great.
I'll start
>near impossible mode: g*rmans as the good guys
Probably the US and UK against Japan.
I didn't even know about the cannibalism until a few weeks ago. I've met nazi apologists but very few Japanese apologists.
also us civil war
>good and bad
How was your first day of preschool, bud?
>>3073922
wow bro...... do you read nietzsche? damn.....
wow.......... ops mum here reading this post....... wow.............. would you like to have sex
What could've Iraq done here
russia
iran
turkey
japan
ww3
>>3073770
Damn. What did they do to piss off that many people at once?
>>3073787
lotsa countries need oil
What /his/-tier scenario should I play?
So far I've
>founded the Empire of Russia from a lowly count, had my Satan spawn daughter sail over to the Aztecs and become their Queen
>founded Britannia as a drooling retard
Ideally I want to start as a count or duke and work my way up. Idc which year
>>3073768
>Satan spawn daughter sail over to the Aztecs and become their Queen
Mine stayed at home and became a dutiful mother that formed Britannia.
72 years has passed since World War 2 ended. The dust has settled and the smoke has cleared. Is it about time we teach the younger generation the truth about Mr. Adolf Hitler and his National Socialist party of Germany?
https://youtu.be/QXNxUiVZO5s
>>3073376
Where is this pic from? My penis can only get so erect!
>>3073376
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM_xKbN0CcI
>>3073376
The truth : shitler = biggest nigger and arab lover in history.
you see everyone shitler like all himler , geobles and all the rest of the nazi party and german people loved niggers.
shitler loved niggers and wanted to mix all germans with niggers.
In his book mein kempf, shitler famously wrote and I quote :
"I love africans. They , unlike the jews, are all nordic/germanic. My biggest wish is to mix all germans with africans. And after we win this war and murder all jews in the world , me , himler and geobles are going to personally make sure every single woman in our beloved deutschland is impregnated with semen from africans".
Did they ever stood any chance?
>invaded on both sides by much more powerful forces
>abandoned by your allies
Pretty much no chance.
>>3073091
Maybe, MAYBE, if France would have continued with the Saar offensive.
Poland had a relatively young government and the country has no real geographic boundaries besides a few rivers.
>>3073091
>1226 - letting Teutonic knights settle on their lands
>1515 - giving Habsburgs occasion to seize Hungary and Bohemia by a marriage treaty
>1525 - making Teutonic state a vassal instead of annihilating it, thus giving future for Prussia
>1610 - refusing to take Russian throne because muh catholicism
>1700 - siding with Russia in great northern war, whose ruler was Peter the Great wanted to enweak the Commonwealth
>All these vetos against reforms
>1939 - Refusing Hitler's alliance proposal
History of Poland is a history of lost chances
Does the Orthodox church have blood on its hands like the Catholics do? Did they ever kill whole communities of people for heresy?
I'm fairly certain they condoned the killing of Turks, for example by the man called Dracula.
>>3072986
OP meant humans.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Believers
> Nikon, Patriarch of Russia does reforms
> "We don't want to change"
> Austistic screeching (plus torture, murder, and Siberian exile)
Can we get a ww1 meme thread? I began reading into it and god damn I am in love. I am currently in France visiting some memorials.
Yes similar to those! Know where else I can find em?
>>3072946
For me it's tied between Trotsky getting BTFOed by an ice pick or gif related
>>3072618
Oh this one's easy
brutal as fuck
-Gandhi getting BTFO in the garden
-my boy Gavrilo Princip seeing the archduke roll by the cafe where he is sipping coffee and deciding to take the course of human history into his hands
-Diem dying in a hail of gunfire in his backseat
Would Hitler and the National Socialists be given free helicopter rides by this guy?
>>3072601
probably
they're no different from leftists
>>3072601
I had a friend tell me that he hired escaped Nazis for his regime.
>>3072631
Yes
Why do they hate each other?
>>3072087
Geopolitics. A polity based in Anatolia will fight a polity based on the Iranian plateau because they both have defensible natural borders, but the land between them is easy to conquer and reconquer.
>>3072087
Iranians are butthurt that Turks and Turkics have been their ruling dynasties for 1.5 millennia
former subjects tend to hate their colonial masters
>"The German helmets were extremely ineffective you see, they were made from melted down pots and pans collected from the German public. Because British naval superiority they couldn't get any of that good old steel like we did."
>"So German soldiers were running around with saucepans on their head, literally!
Is he for once correct?
>>3071989
Didn't the british specifically ask women to surrender sauce pots to make planes?
I've never seen a single youtube video of this guy but does he ever offer evidence, or does he just 'reason' his way to points? Between this and the flaming arrows thing it seems he does historical studies a huge disservice
Yes it's true Germans are genetically incompetent
This image is BS right?
>>3071736
Yes. This is an image of LA in 1887.
>>3071736
Right, cameras didn't exist back in 2001.
>>3071736
>facebook group butchering history to shill a picture book
Yup, it's BS all right.
So I was watching Game of Thrones the other day (sue me), and in one of the scenes, these guys were talking about what would happen if a bunch of Not!Mongolians (300,000) showed up to rove around the countryside, slaughtering and killing everyone in the kingdom, while the rest of the people hid in their castles, waiting for the horse riders to come to them because they would be too nervous to meet them out in the open field where the horse archer's better mobility would B them TFO.
And then, in another scene, a bunch of Not!GermanBarbarians also plan on going over this giant wall to plunder and pillage the entire kingdom's countryside.
Okay, so, realistically speaking, what the fuck did people do back then to prevent that? If a large army somehow got in your country, then what? You just let them kill everyone that can't get behind a stone wall? I know in Agincourt, the English practically had a roadtrip throughout all of France and at the end of their campaign their numbers were dwindled down to a few thousand...Is that what happens? The enemy just shows up, wrecks shit without impunity, slowly loses steam, leaves, and you're just left there to clean up the mess?
And what if they all rode on horses, like the Game of Thrones Dothraki, or the Mongolians did? Then what are you supposed to do? Just let them do all that, but their numbers dwindle down even slower, because there's no real way to really hit them where it hurts because they move too fast?
What the fuck? This doesn't sound right. Any historical examples of a large army just appearing on an empire's shores? What did the invaded nation do to defeat it? Is the answer literally just "let them run around knocking over your sand castles until they slowly lose strength"? That can't be right.
TL;DR
What do when large army shows up on your shores? Just station armies at major key locations while the invading army goes "okay" and raids the entirety of your undefended lands? No memes, legit question.
>>3071481
The logistics of keeping 300.000 horse nomads and there 1 million horses alive pretty much requires they stay on a large enough steppe.
The moment they move out of that the countdown starts and attrition starts to eat away their horses and herds.
That said in Europe western powers frequently faced horse archers in open combat and won.
The Huns, Avars, Magyars, Seljuks and eventually Mongols were defeated in open battle by armies of sedentary states. Besides that they could launch hit and run attacks from their castles and retreat to them when they needed to.
You could look at the Magyar invasions and how the Germans killed them or the Second/Third Mongol Invasion of Poland and third invasion of Hungary.
>>3071481
The Poles and Hungarians figured this out when the Mongols came back the second time
The dilemma was they couldn't really take the Mongols in a normal field battle and they couldn't just let them pillage everything obviously
So in the intervening years they built hundreds of hard to tackle castles everywhere and used them to safely sortie and wreck smaller bands of Mongols, eventually whittling the invaders down to a demoralized state which they expelled from their lands
As far as I know that's the only way. Win the local battles and isolate the larger forces
>>3071493
IIRC the Hungarians did fight large parts of the Mongols in open battle during the second invasion.