Is there any way to beat a moat with resorting to starvation?
Post your favorite castles and defenses here too
Construct a floating bridge and sap the walls.
Also why didn't castles have a metal bar across their wall like this to prevent people from using ladders?
>>280568
Because that would ruin the aesthetics.
What would you deem as the 5 most important events in history are?
>The rise of the Roman Empire
>The death of Christ
>The Crusades
>The slave trade
>The invention of the internet
This moment now, because it occurring necessarily means everything before it occurring.
>invention of weapons
>agriculture
>wars
>nuclear/hydrogen weapons
>space race
>>280550
Whoops, this starts before history.
>cant delete posts from mobile
This fucking site
Yo what's the best empire
>>280457
Byzantine. /thread
My dick desu
>>280475
Elaborate.
Tell me about gypsies. I'm watching Hunchback of Notre Dame, and there seems like be some kind of mixed feelings about them. What did they do? What were they about?
nomads living in settled societies
they have scorn for outsiders and despise gypsies that integrate
high crime, birth rates and incest
>>280431
But what's wrong with incest? Was it just sinful or something? Was all of Europe ruled by religion?
>>280456
>But what's wrong with incest? Was it just sinful or something?
They have a lot of defects because of inbreeding
It's sad to see desu
I think all attempts to settle and integrate them degenerated gypsies even further
Let's discuss Islam
>>280395
it's a religion. it exists
>>280395
Literally reddit
>>280382
I've heard, but never with like an actual citation behind it, that one of the "mainstream" Islamic beliefs is that the Tanach and the Gospels and whatnot aren't accurate recordings of the teachings of Moses and Jesus (among others), and that such religious leaders "really" preached Islam.
Is this an actual Islamic belief? If so, what basis does it have?
>The EMPEROR is crowned by his HOLINESS, the pope of ROME
the holy roman empire is roman holy and imperial and there is nothing you haters can do about it
Cuius regio, eius religio
There was already a sitting emperor in the actual real Roman Empire at that time, so the HRE is an impostor state crowned by a heretical church.
>>280533
>"roman" empire
>didn't even contain Rome
Meme empire tbqh
>At around 6 am on August 2, Leutnant Albert Mayer and his small cavalry patrol illegally crossed the French border. They did not meet resistance, as the French had moved their troops back 10 kilometres (6.2 mi) from the border, to avoid provoking the Germans and to show good faith in their attempts to avoid war.
>At 9:50 am Mayer slashed with his sabre at a French sentry, who was on lookout at the entrance to Joncherey. Jules Andre Peugeot and four other soldiers were at their billet eating breakfast at the time. The daughter of the owner of the house came back inside from fetching water and reportedly said "The Prussians! The Prussians are coming!"[1]
>Around 10:00 am, Peugeot and his four comrades went to arrest the Germans. Upon meeting Mayer, he fired three shots at Peugeot. One hit his shoulder and Peugeot fired back as he was falling. Peugeot's comrades opened up on the patrol with pistols. Mayer was shot in the stomach but seconds later was killed by a shot to the head.
>Peugeot stumbled back to the billet house where he died at 10:37 am.[2] Three more Germans were injured and one managed to escape for a few days by hiding in the woods but was eventually captured. One of the German soldiers was never seen again and two escaped to Germany.[3]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skirmish_at_Joncherey
This shit is hilarous, especially the part when the girl call them "Prussians"
It just amazes me how people did things at such a younger age back such as jobs or parenting. Jules Andre Peugeot, the first French soldier to die in WW1 was 21 years old. He was a teacher. Crazy that he gets shot in the shoulder with a pistol and dies from that.
>>280308
>crossing the border
What were they planning? The full mobiization of Germany hadn't even started yet.
Albert Mayer got his shit pushed in. Shot in the stomach, then the head.
Can someone enlighten me on ancient gay history? Were men doing sexual things with each other since the beginning of time or is it all a gay agenda conspiracy?
"V R A QVEER LOL" - Brvtvs
Pretty sure guys have been fucking for all of history.
How widely accepted that was, however, varied wildly.
Most common and simple answer I can give you is that Christianitys and Islams spreading made it immoral as time went on.
>watch zizek video
>laugh quite a bit
>find zizek so charismatic
>lose his chain of logic at points but no matter, i understand the individual analogies and examples
>lol, he's right, we really are so much smarter than the champaigne socialists, SJWs, and most liberals
>lol, a final joke
>close window
>realise I don't know what the fuck the point of the whole thing was
>le stalin has a point man
>>280203
read his books, they are quite hard at times, but he explains his ideas way more properly there
>*sniff*
>watch thish fread
>look at the vulgarity that, you know, theshe weshtern civilizhed democratsh write on a Indoneshia shadowpuppetry shite
>go 'My Got! That'sh pure shcatology!*sniff*Thish ish the shtuff Hitchshcock would have dreamt of!"
Where was a time when we defeated the Muslims
>>280150
Define "we"
>>280150
Define "time"
Reconquista.
/his/ what is the world's oldest state still up?
I think the vatican, but I'm probably wrong
Ignorance.
>>280038
I'm pretty sure it's San Marino
The Vatican's less than a hundred years old m8.
I think San Marino and Japan are the best answers. Japan was conquered and occupied for a few years, but it was still ruled by the same Emperor that whole time.
It's time for alt /his/story earth. Claim parts of the map and colour them in, naming areas as you like. Give interesting and even vaguely possible backstory to how your land came to be owned by whoever owns it.
Try limit yourself in how much you claim to make it interesting for everyone.
Hardmode: No Germanyblob.
>>279878
I'm glad someone is using the map I posted
>>279878
The Grand Piedmont Empire- They originally tried to unify Italy but the temptations of imperial expansion overtook their foreign policy, thus causing them to be a formidable power in the Mediterranean.
Fúsāng Guó
Millennia of Chinese and Japanese shipwrecks, carried drastically off-course by the storms of the North Pacific Current, established a series of ad hoc colonies along the Pacific coast of North America. Cut-off from their motherland, most of the settlements quickly assimilated with the native peoples or died off – only in the deltas of Suisun Bay, where cultivation of salvaged rice took hold, did a lasting civilization emerge. Merging with native tribes, the Chinese settlement of Fusang became the foundation for a number of city-states, petty kingdoms and principalities in the environs of the fertile central valley. Though clearly Sinic in origin, many cultures of Fusang retain their indigenous character, some even introducing innovations of their own, such as the domestication of the Tule Elk.
Although superficially similar to its progenitor in the Old World, centuries of independent development and native influence have created a unique composite culture. Although traditional characters are still used by the elite, provincial developments have reduced and simplified the character set into a demotic-esque syllabary – similar changes have occurred in the languages of the peoples, though the lingua franca remains a relatively conservative dialect termed Fúsānghuà. Cultural differences are too numerous to list, though the Fusang generally recognize their common heritage.
Disposition of Fusang states, Wúzǔni 12 (~1500 AD), by their English names:
>RED – Independent city-states and principalities
>BLUE – Da Fusang (joint kingdom of Bei and Nan Fusang)
>BROWN – Tule Confederacy (Sinified native states)
>GREEN – Tsumas Iyaanga (semi-Sinified native states)
>YELLOW – Wintu Kingdoms (Sinified)
>PURPLE – Sasti Province (semi-Sinified)
>PINK – minor states of the Willamette (lately semi-Sinified)
>GREY – area of cultural influence (var. "barbarian" tribes)
>also added Lake Tulare because it should exist before the 20th century
This is what I have for now...
>Criminality:
No jail or death penalty for serious crimes, only exile.
Penalty fee or social work for minor crimes.
>Sexuality:
All sexual behaviours are legal (while the partners can give verbal consent).
Pornography possession of any type is allowed.
Transexuality is not recognized as a gender.
Abortion is legal.
>Society:
Adulthood is granted by passing a multi-disciplinary test, not by arbitrary age. This gives social rights, like the capability of getting a driving license.
Guns are legal, and people can buy it passing a competency test every 5 years.
Non-lethal drugs are allowed under some safety circumstances, and not in public.
Educational system based on encouraging continued self-education using evidence based sources.
Religion will be banned or discouraged (due to its promotion of ignorant behaviour).
People who have severely debilitating inheritable diseases will be discouraged of having descendants.
Euthanasia is allowed.
>Government:
Strong defensive military. No indoctrination, but there might be some kind of military learning for the self-defense of the country, and self-survival, not for any nationalist desire of expansion.
Leaders are chosen by a raffle, between citizens that meet certain requirements. Economically retributed only during its mandate.
Expropriation by the state is limited, requires compensation and agreement of the majority of the local population.
Public renewable energy system backed up with nuclear reactors. Free electricity and water, if it's possible.
Economic help for renewable energies promotion.
>International:
Limited foreign political relationships and influence.
Neutral position in terms of diplomatic relations.
Keep suggesting, guys.
Cute girl pic because everybody like cute girls.
>>279877
>No jail or death penalty for serious crimes, only exile.
Fuck exile. Send them to gulag.
>Age of Consent
9 years old
>starting with ethics
Plev detected.
We need to know our economic potential, our geography and our enemies before we can determine anything meaningful
Title says all. Assuming he were to have lived through the breakup of the USSR/Warsaw Pact (and somehow not been too senile to rule, since he would've been nearing 100), do you think that Yugoslavia might've lasted a bit longer?
Serb here. I'm afraid not. He really was the only thing keeping shit together. The nation was destined to fall apart due to ethnic strife the moment he got out of the picture - and he knew this. The resulting chaos was really just inevitable.
We all miss you Josip. ;_;
>>279706
Damn. Well that's kind of a shame to hear. Though I've been curious for a while about as to why the ethnic tensions are as high as they are in the Balkans; I know religion played a big part, but not sure what else lead to it. If you don't mind, can you help explain it to me?
>>279747
The Balkans has always been a powder-keg ready to explode on a moments notice, and its been that way for as long as anyone can remember. The ultra-nationalism of the Balkans has almost entirely to do with the fact that it was conquered and occupied by the Ottomans for many centuries (this combined with the mountainous terrain not only isolates cultures from each other but makes partisan-warfare very viable)
Religion of course had a major part of it - but there was also the leftovers of World War 2. Croats were Nazi collaborators and Serbs even to this day cannot forgive them for this. Many Serbs were genocided by the Croats or forcibly converted to Catholicism. Mix muslims into this and you just get a complete clusterfuck known as the "Powderkeg of Europe".
Had he not died prematurely, could he have conquered Arabia as he intended?
>>279554
what the hell was even in the slightest way interesting in Arabia at that time? I think it would have been a retarded move, he should have invaded Italy
>>279572
>what the hell was even in the slightest way interesting in Arabia at that time?
Arabia was rich as fuck, a land of spice trade and caravans.
>>279572
Sabaeans. There's a civilization there you know. And the Ayyrab raiders were messing his routes.