ITT Post your most ridiculous Bible stories.
>>307427
Pharoh tried to build a huge tower too, if I recall correctly. I think God was angry that they were trying to reach the heavens.
From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.
2 kings 23-24
>>307474
Quran
Who is the most overrated individual in history?
>>311155
That, and Hitler.
Bismarck.
Also most US presidents. Basically all famous ones.
We need a reading list edition
Why don;t you guys believe in Sola Scripture?
>>305171
>>305171
Sola scripture is for noobs
I'd say we need more fidele.
what does /his/ think about the Diadochi? Did they want to keep Alexanders empire unified at first, or power-grab regions for themselves?
>>348401
Well that clearly depends on the Satrap. Though most of them were power-grabbers and this is the kind of diadochi that won, of course.
Just noticed Alexander's Persia was smaller than Darius' Persia.
For some reason I always thought he took all of Persia, and some extra, but apparently not.
>>348401
poor Kleitos
Why is the Church so butthurt about Lutheran doctrine when it's basically Augustinianism applied consistently?
>>348086
It's really not that butthurt. The Catholic Church has been through countless reforms since its foundation. It really all comes down to Martin being autistic.
All true believers are members of the one body. The true invisible church. We hope someday the Catholic Church repent of their additions to the true faith and full communion can be restored once again.
>>348086
It isn't. Augustine's theology is simply reaffirmed by Trent. Luther strayed away from it
Tell me about the fall of the GDR /his/
What happened? Collapse of the regime due to people's uprising?
Also can anyone tell me what it was like growing up in eastern Europe from the sixties or seventies onwards? I like reading people's experience of that
A fall due to even losing russian support
>>348002
Generally any state that literally has to build a wall to keep its citizens in is going to have stability problems. The only thing that kept them afloat was the fact that they were a Russian puppet and they saw what happened to Hungary and Czechoslovakia.
>>348002
>Also can anyone tell me what it was like growing up in eastern Europe from the sixties or seventies onwards? I like reading people's experience of that
Read "Stasiland" it's chock full of interviews from GDR citizens, both in favor and against the former state.
>>348981
Yeah, their students were chanting for Gorby to save them during the 40th anniversary ceremony. That's pretty bad.
>>348987
They had a relatively high standard of living overall. The wall was seen by some as a means to prevent Westerners from taking cheaper, subsidized basic goods and preventing mingling and thus WWIII.
What are some well quotable historical figures?
I find Benjamin Franklin to be pretty based
Marcus Aurelius is almost more famous for his quotes than for being the Emperor of the most powerful state on the earth in his time.
Voltaire and Shakespeare have mountains of quotes.
>>347798
He always has his lips pursed, like this look of being mildly displeased like he never got to visit Europe or something.
>>347835
But he did visit europe, he was a non voting representative for the colonies in London prior to the war, and a ambassador to france during and after.
Beside most portraits of that era have men with pursed lips, probably becuase their breath stank.
I have until next Monday the 7th to become profecient in the history and culture of the Mayan civilization. What do I need to know /his/?
>>347099
Wasn't an empire or single nation, rather a bunch of city-states.
It took the Spanish hundreds of years to fully subjugate the Mayans.
Unlike their Aztec neighbours to the west, they did not commit human sacrifices.
Largest city was Chitchen Itza.
Mayan people and language still exist today.
Predicted the end of the world on December 21st 2012.
There were no fresh bodies of water so the Maya channeled rain across their cities into cisterns during the rainy season. Priests were the ones who gave out the water and supposedly controlled the rains. A record drought hit and the authority of the priests dried up with the water and the civilization dissolved.
Also they had the only legit writing system in the Americas.
How did Germany and Japan recover so well after World War 2?
>>347014
Because they weren't shit beforehand
Marshall Plan for West Germany and massive US aid with the most generous tariffs in history for Japan.
The US almost fucked itself over trying to make Japan powerful again. We did the same for China and it's fucking us over again.
>>347030
Shut up anglo, the chinese are just wise to the anglo menace and took advantage of the cold war.
What was Japan like pre marshall plan?
Was it comparable to the west in terms of wealth and standard of living in the years leading up to the Second World War?
>>346715
>in terms of wealth
Japan was an advanced industrial imperialist power.
>standard of living
The japanese proletariat was bitterly oppressed.
>>346715
All things considered, prewar Imperial Japan was more like Imperial Russia in a lot of ways.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_history_of_Japan#20th_century
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agriculture_in_the_Empire_of_Japan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_of_Japan_(economic_and_financial_data)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_production_in_Shōwa_Japan
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mining_in_Japan#Japanese_Mineral_Production_.281916.E2.80.931933.29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Imperial_Japan
Does game theory make sociology irrelevant?
Since game theory allows us to predict with mathematical accuracy the behaviors and effects of human behaviors, isn't sociology just political masturbation at this point?
Also, what (if anything) has sociology contributed to the planet?
>>346609
It still has its use. More accurately, sociology makes use of game theory.
Game theory can't into cultural trends
>>346609
Does the theory of relativity make physics irrelevant?
We all know who the best president was, but who was the best Secretary of Defense? My vote goes to this guy.
>Used rigorous statistical analysis to evaluate the cost-effectiveness of all military activities
>Cancelled wasteful military projects no matter how many Senators bitched about it.
>Consolidated useful programmes together to reduce costs further.
>Standardized equipment across the various branches to simplify logistics.
>Pioneered the usage of multirole combat aircraft to make all branches more versatile.
Robert McNamara is the hero we need today.
>>346443
His nerds are the reason we lost Vietnam.
Wars are not cost effective and to try to apply economics to them will fuck you over.
>>346443
I like him because he lived in the 60s and because he was in black ops
>>346455
Wars are very cost effective though.
Are my defintions of words and terms relating to religious debate wrong or right?
Naturalistic Pantheist - someone that thinks the Universe is cool and we are all part of one Universe but there is nothing magical about it.
Pantheist - someone that thinks we are all part of one Universe and it is magical.
Agnostic - someone that holds the extremist empirical position that gnosis is impossible.
Atheist - someone that holds the position that there is no reason to believe in a god and therefore doesn't.
Deist - someone that holds the position that the Universe was created by a supreme being but we can't know anything about it.
Theist - someone that holds the position that a supreme being that created the Universe exists and he has given us knowledge of what the supreme creator being thinks through divine revelation via angels and prophets.
Polytheist - holds the position there are loads of cool gods, like Hanuman or Zeus and they get up to various cray capers at the expense of mankind.
Gnostic - someone that holds the position that the material world sucks and we are all spirits, dude.
Antitheist - someone that holds the position that all religion is harmful.
>>346380
I think your definition of naturalistic Pantheist, actually describes most Pantheists in general.
Stephan Hawking has been described as a pantheist, but I don't believe he would say there's anything magical about it.
>>346390
He probably believes in Spinoza's god, like Einstein, which is just a flowery way of saying he thinks the universe is neat.
>>346390
I think Stepehen Hawking is philosophically a pantheist but has openly described himself as an atheist on many occasions.
>>346415
I can never get my head around what Spinoza thought. He seems to be taking the position that the Universe itself is divine and describes it as God but uses a totally different definition of God to one that Theists and Deists use.
whats the most interesting period in history to learn about?
>world war boos fuck off
>crusade boos fuck off
>mongol boos fuck off
>people who like things I don't get out of my threaddd geeet ouuuut reeeeeeee
>>346002
ive studied those to death
give me a good one anon
>>345991
>Russian Civil war
seriously that shit is interesting
Tell me about Voltaire, /his/
Brilliant writer, or deluded comedian?
>>345667
His work marks the end of the Age of Darkness
Tell me /his/, why is his face so smug?
>>345692
Voltaire was ultimately right about pretty much every single topic he wrote about. He was loved and respected, but never hated, throughout all of Europe. Furthermore, he because a meme in his lifetime.
Would you not be smug as fuck?