tell me about the unification of france
when?
how?
>>437401
Early Middle Ages by the Franks
By conquest
>>437419
more details
did england try to stop itr?
>>437563
Oh, my god.
Smh desu senpai
ITT: We post interesting/comical/odd/badass people.
>pic related
Guy was captain of a lightly armored cargo ship in a convoy towards the USSR in WW2. Some U-Botes came, and diaspora was ordered on the fleet, so he made a small flotila with 3 other ships.
Trying to avoid other potential attacks, he headed up north, but didn't have a map on him for where he was, and got his flotilla stuck in ice. Since they where sitting ducks for any bombers, he took out paint brushes and white paint, and told everyone to paint the ships white. He took some tanks out, not know how they work, but told crewmates to use them as anti-aircraft if they see enemies.
Lucky for him is that they broke free with no planes seen, and tried to find there way back by using a pocket atlas and some sheer luck. Eventually, a small group of allied ships found his group, and took him to a port in Russia.
The trip was more or less a success, as they did get the goods to Russia, despite being a bit late.
>Source
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Gradwell
>>437257
Khan Sternberg. I win
>>437257
Adrian von Fölkersam
>In early August 1942, a Brandenburger unit of 62 Baltic and Sudeten Germans led by von Fölkersam penetrated farther into enemy territory than any other German unit. They had been ordered to seize and secure the vital Maikop oilfields. Disguised as men of the dreaded Soviet security police, the NKVD, and driving Soviet trucks, Fölkersam's unit passed through the Soviet front lines and moved deep into hostile territory. The Brandenburgers ran into a large group of Red Army deserters fleeing from the front. Fölkersam saw an opportunity to use them to the unit's advantage. By persuading them to return to the Soviet cause, he was able to join with them and move almost at will through the Russian lines.
>Operating under the false identity of NKVD Major Truchin, based in Stalingrad, Fölkersam explained his role in recovering the deserters to the Soviet commander in charge of Maikop's defences. The commander not only believed Fölkersam, but the next day gave him a personal tour of the city's defenses. By August 8, the German spearheads were only 12 miles away and the Brandenburgers made their move. Using grenades to simulate an artillery attack, they knocked out the military communications centre for the city. Fölkersam then went to the Russian defenders and told them that a withdrawal was taking place. Having seen Fölkersam with their commander and lacking any communications to rebut or confirm his statement, the Soviets began to evacuate Maikop. The German spearhead entered the city without a fight on August 9, 1942.
Pc related: Best Friend Otto Skorzeny (center Left and Folkersam (center right) touring Budapest which they pacified together.
>>437339
Wait, so he captured a city with no one dying directly? Pretty fucking tall order.
>tfw he doesn't realize he's God living in Paradise
>>436702
The kingdom of heaven is within you motherfucker
>>436709
Go back to reading The Lost Symbol, babby.
Research from Durham University has determined that a modern day person in England with English ancestry is almost certainly descended from king Edward iii of England, even with using estimates based on figures that would give the smallest chance of being a descendant of Edward, a modern Englishmen still has a 99.997% chance of descending from him.
https://community.dur.ac.uk/a.r.millard/genealogy/EdwardIIIDescent.php
This means that every Englishmen will be descended from all of Edwards ancestors including every post-conquest king except for William ii, Stephen and Richard i.
Through Henry i's mothers line going back to the house of Wessex, this means a modern Englishmen is descended from pre-conquest kings such as Alfred or Athelred.
Through Edwards's mother Isabella this makes the English descended from the house of Capet ruling France, and also of Spanish royalty.
So what I'm saying is if you are English, British or even descended from diaspora from the colonial era...
WE WUZ KINGZ!!!!
>>436579
What a bunch of inbreds.
WE WUZ PLANTAGENETZ ND CAPETIANZ N SHIIIEET
>>436579
>the house of Capet ruling France
Max, go fetch the old guillotine. It looks like we have a royalist infestation in the government again.
Worse or better than Batista?
>>436418
Batista ran the country in this shitty protection scheme sort of regime than did favors for nobody (save for corporate US backers)
Much worse in every conceivable way.
Cuba used to receive migrants from all around the world, from Chinese and Europeans to even Americans expatriates. Now they flee their own countries in containers and not even Haitians want to live there.
>but muh HDI
Fake stats, also the whole HDI thing was made up by Amartya Sen to promote the communist governed state of Kerala so obviously another communist shithole would fare well.
Why was the last recommendation for good history books deleted, you know instead of archived?
Let us make this the new recommendation thread for history books.
Anybody have anything on Islamic Spain and the Reconquista.
Bumping for a book on pre- and post-Roman Spain.
>>435222
Why don't you just play Rome: Total War with realism mods?
>>435225
Because I want to read about what actually happened. There's a dearth of information on the subject because every Spanish historian can't resist writing about either the Reconquista, the Golden Age or the Civil War.
Besides, I already do that.
Is it true that these guys are actually really fucking hardcore or is that just a rumour that spread in contrast to their ridiculous uniforms?
Papist clowns.
>>434942
Where are their knives? They're holding the wrong weapons.
>>434942
It's a rumour, they experience the same training as Swiss regulars and don't do anything impressive at any point during their service
Anybody got good videos on hoplite warfare re-enactments? I've heard people argue whether they held the spears overhead (risking hitting the guy in the back in the eye) or underhand (hitting the guy in the back in the dick)
>>434739
It would be impossible for a closed hoplite rank to use their spear underhand. It just is not practical at all.
The argument derives from some people refusing to believe ancient sources on the way hoplites fought: pushing into each other. This is only because historical martial recreationists think it is stupid, and either nobody would die or everybody would die.
Illustrations of hoplite phalanx, including arguably the first, depict overhand use of the spear. Not only that, they even show how the spear was held. Some recreationists dispute this and insist it was held reverse (which is retarded as the video I will link to will demonstrate).
Pic related, Chiggi vase, one of the first red figure pottery examples.
Also, people who've experimented with the idea have discovered you do not hit the guy in back in the eye with overhand.
At this point the only dispute is how exactly they would have used the spear to thrust for the most power.
Issues also include the balance and weight of the spear. So for overarm technique being practical in Phalanx:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZVs97QKH-8
For spear balance demonstration that apparently no reconstructionists have seen or agree with? Never seen it mentioned or seen balance like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHOHbW9fCA
And for a possible technique they used for actually thrusting overhand:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LaSKE57rZA&list=PLBp7ebiDRbagRbX0Hi6xJ2BwvXb3nhffy&index=9
>>434739
Lindybeige bait thread. Lindybait?
Traditional Greek hoplites used overhead spears.
Alexander (or his father) reformed the Macedonian army to use much longer sarissa spears to form the famous impenetrable phalanx wall.
Is the european union basically the modern day HRE?
>>434364
It's neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire so you could definitely say that.
>The katechon (from Greek: τὸ kατέχον, "that which withholds", or ὁ kατέχων, "the one who withholds") is a biblical concept which has subsequently developed into a notion of political philosophy.
The following identifications of the katechon have been proposed:
The Name of God (or God's presence);
The Holy Spirit;
The Archangel Michael;
The Catholic Church (and the perpetual sacrifice of the Eucharist);
The Papacy;
The Holy Roman Empire;
The State as such;
The Law;
Some more or less important eschatological figure(s) preceding the Antichrist and the end of times (like the two witnesses of the Book of Revelation).
>Last Roman Emperor or Last World Emperor is a figure of medieval European legend, which developed as an aspect of eschatology in the Catholic Church. The legend predicts that in the end times, a last emperor would appear on earth to reestablish the Holy Roman Empire and assume his function as biblical katechon who stalls the coming of the Antichrist.
Flag of the European Union
>in 1987, following the adoption of the flag by the EEC, Arsène Heitz (1908–1989), one of the designers who had submitted proposals for the flag's design, suggested a religious inspiration for it. He claimed that the circle of stars was based on the iconographic tradition of showing the Blessed Virgin Mary as the Woman of the Apocalypse, wearing a "crown of twelve stars".
Apocalypse, here we come.
>>434388
Angela Merkel is the whore of Babylon.
How was Spain able to BTFO the Moors and spread of Islam completely?
>>434089
"the moors" aren't a monolithic entity and had their own wars between taifas
>>434089
Muslim Iberia divided into small kingdoms and the christian kingdoms teamed up in order to defeat them
>>434089
The same reason the Muslim held on to the land for so long: there was no unified realm so the biggest power with the most allies came to dominate the region.
As for the spread of religion, religion tended to follow the feudal lord in charge. And the feudal lord in charge tended to follow the religion that was winning.
Why does everything middle brow or higher has never been succeeded in being funny?
picrelated is funnier than all novels and artistic works put together
>>433888
Mel Brooks considers Ulysses to be the funniest novel of 20th century.
Because the funniest things are the ones you didn't expect
Because you're a pleb
What do you learn during a history degree?
Everything was fine until the white man came.
Everything was fine until Post-modernism came.
In theory you can do anything with a history degree!
What do Jehovah Witnesses believe?
Knocking on my door like clockwork just after I've whipped out the dick
>>431684
The end is nigh.
I can see the signs.
They are autistic biblical literalists. They can't have blood transfusions and they believe that literally 144,000 people will get into heaven. Basically they take everything literally.
How the FUCK did anyone convince soldiers to physically engage and fight each other brutally when this was a major style of warfare? Even something like WW1 seems impersonal and easy compared to two masses of men engaging face to face and hacking away at each other with steel. Furthermore, especially how the FUCK did anyone convince anyone who wasn't outright suicidal to assault the walls first in a siege? I imagine the first man up a ladder or out of a tower or through the breach would have almost no chance to live, but someone had to, and did. Madness.
>>438303
literally ignorance
you just tell people what they want to hear rather than what is true
>>438303
Sieges were led by the forlorn hope/verloren hoop/whatever it was called in different nations. They accepted the increased risk in exchange for priviledges, like higher pay and quicker promotion. Furthermore, it was kind of necessary to fight those wars. If an enemy army started campaigning in your country, the peasants generally weren't having a really nice time. So you had to defend yourself and your compatriots.
Which religion has the best temples?
Catholicism
Can't beat cathedrals, but there are some nice mosques here and there.
>>438085
Hard to tell based on those that survived, because there are some magnificent ones that were destroyed. The Greeks had some great temples that were generally demolished or blown up; the Buddhas carved out of the mountains in Afghanistan and China were demolished by the Taliban and the Communists, respectively. The Chinese also inundated hundreds of ancient temples in the building of the three gorges dam. Chichen Itza and the mesoamerican temples we do see are probably only a portion of what was once built. None of the Jews' temples of jerusalem have survived; I'm sure Persepolis had some great temples before Alexander just burnt it down too.