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He was Puritan.

bad bitches

>>1069296
He was the beta uprising
>No dancing (normie activity)
>No drinking (normie activity)
>Modest life of faith (anti-normie)

>>1069107
Oh, wrong-o place to ask this sort of question, bub. Get the fuck out. Nobody answer this question, it clearly doesn't belong here. Fucking cuck. Piece of shit.

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>>1069130
>MFW being this butthurt

holy shit haha may of been the wrong place but mightve just been worth it for that alone.

my bad, but seriously get the dildo out of your ass that level of hurt cant be healthy.

>>1069191
He's just trolling. We have book threads somewhat regularly

Yes, Danger 5 is a historically accurate programme. Especially the second season where Hitler attends an American highschool.

I know this is supposed to be funny and all, but those uniforms are totally inaccurate.

>>1068992
I love how often this show nonchalantly killed women. It's so rare and played so straight that it surprises me every time. And then there's that one time when it's called out.

>you hit a women
>I PUNCHED A NAZI

Catholicism.

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Germany ruins everything again.

Everything

alternate history is fucking gay

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>>1068786
real history is much better :)

>>1068708
Uhm, i'd help sponsor his shit, be an investor in the world domination thing. If not, i'd just copy all the stuff ghengis did.

>>1068708

that's enough time to prepare for a hajj, by way dublin and lisbon because "poor navigation".

i might leave a note for the guy who takes over, just to be polite, like.

Go full Uighur and rule as an obedient vassal while your people become Mongol officials and administrators in China.

Or just run away and hide on a Caspian island or something.

We can't.

with an ice pick and a neurology text book, I think I could after a few tries.

>>1068278
not utterly, but to high degrees you certainly can

Completely irrelevant

>>1068154
irrelevancy is a spook

>>1068130
Proofs?

>>1068074
Childbirth was the number one killer of humans before the modern era (if you not feminist and count babies as humans.)

Still childbirth was mostly safe and the death rates for women were still lower then that of men. So its risks weren't that much higher then the general mortality of any period.

>>1068074
>lack of developed medicine
>implying

>>1068088
Babies are human if they have Y chromosome.

Justinian- Retook Rome, Civil Law code, obligatory

Basil II- conquered the Bulgars, made the Byzantines a feared force once again.

Alexios I and his immediate successor, John II- Reversed the losses they suffered to the turks, brought about the Komnenian restoration.

Leo III- Commanded the defense of Constantinople against the Arab siege of Constantinople in 717, ultimately breaking the Arab armies and saving the empire from arab conquest.

>>1067984
Justinian II had a pretty sweet nose.

>>1068049
Opinion on John VI Kantakouzenos

inb4 dude opium lmao

dude hashish lmao

Romanticists were early emos and/or goths and/or alternative-pop fans

>>1067847
>Why was the battle of Lepanto such a devastating loss?
Because the Turks lost a shitload of ships. Its bad enough for them being the major landpower, having the strongest fleet as well was kinda overkill.

>Was it even a devastating loss?
Yes and no.

>I've heard it argued that the inability of the Ottoman Empire to replace it's sailors and naval officers
Thats right. Oar slaves are pretty hard to train. Their quality was never the same.

>as well as the difficult it had in rebuilding it's fleet (compared to the west)
Wut. They had their fleet rebuild in no time.

>was related to the failure of the Ottoman's to embrace commercial society and properly reform their legal and social institutions.
Thats more like the general reason for them falling behind the rising western nations, nothing confined to ship building.

>But the defeat at Lepanto, despite being much celebrated in Europe, was only a temporary setback: it could not reverse the Ottoman conquest of Cyprus, and within a year, the Ottomans built an equally large fleet, which in 1574 conquered Tunisia from Spain. This completed the Ottoman conquest of North Africa, following the operations of the Ottoman fleet under Turgut Reis which had earlier conquered Libya (1551); and of the fleet under Salih Reis which had conquered the coasts of Morocco beyond the Strait of Gibraltar in 1553."


They still had naval supremacy and the resources to build more fuckheug fleets, in three months they have built more than 150 from their middle east port, lepanto was an epic battle but it effect was exaggerated

>>1067890
*in three months they have built more than 150 ships from their middle eastern port


fuck

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You know this is a true.

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>>1067669
Not even baiting

>>1067697
L M F A O

>>1067629
Make something up and roll with it

>>1067635
I'm the "truth or death" kind of guy.

The life is a punchline to the joke of Creation.

>>1067391
please elaborate

>>1067391
source?

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>>1067405
>>1067409
>they didn't listen to Mike Duncan's masterpiece