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I wish I was one of the kings guard, having kiddie conversations with the king when his nannies weren't around, competing with said nannies over who gets to spend more time, because they see me as a threat to the little king while I do it both to annoy them, and because I unironically enjoy chatting with Charles.

In my biopic I'd like to be played by Jack Nicholsson mid-70s

>>3225626
You had me until Nicholson. I feel like he's incapable of portraying actual mirth.

He's cute in an inbred sort of way.

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>>3223181

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Ryse, Son of Rome is a favourite to bash.
"Let's take stereotypical Segmentata legionaries, fuck everything up, add edgy patterns designed by a 14 year old and make sure the Scuta are sized for ants"

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And let's not even bother with the """"""Barbarians"""""".
Note how they gave this Celt a Germanic name.

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>>3214877

And while we're talking about pop-culture barbarians, here we have some "Picts"

>>3211126
Is this historic fiction o the real shit?

>>3211199
the real shit

Dmitry Merezhkovsky wrote a good biography of Napoleon. It's a little overromanticizing but nonetheless good. It covers his personality in general.

>>3237898

because he knew slavs are just as arian as the average german and that fucked with his conceptions

>>3237898

BECAUSE THEY ARE THE CHIMERIC RESULT OF TURANIZATION —IT IS STATED SO IN THE QUOTATION IN THE IMAGE THAT YOU POSTED.

EASTERN EUROPEAN ARYANS WERE CONQUERED BY INVADING TURANIANS MULTIPLE TIMES IN ANTIQUITY, AND IN THE MEDIEVAL ERA, BECOMING RACIALLY, AND CULTURALLY, TURANIZED —THE RESULT: SLAVS.

I DOUBT THAT HE DESPISED THEM MORE THAN JEWS THOUGH.

>>3237898
he was born in the Habsburg Empire surrounded by slavs
there was a lof of ethnic conflicts between slavs and germans already in Hitler's youth, his teachers were openly nationalistic and anti-slav plus he had a terrible time in Vienna which was a multi cultural melting pot with lots of slavs

>>3237693
He started good but did shit in the end

>>3236478
Since when was Kaiser Wilhelm's government Jewish? Doesn't that mean the Kiel Mutiny and the German revolution in general was against the Jews? Why was Hitler so upset about a revolution that ousted the Jews from power?

>>3236478

The Bolsheviks didn't overthrow the Czar, they overthrew the Provisional Government that took charge after the Czar abdicated. Why should we value your opinion if you can't get the most basic facts right?

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I'm not going to write you off as a dipshit and accomplish nothing this time. I'm going to make an example out of you.

Please cite your sources, because I'd love to hear more about your theory and see if it holds up. If you cannot do so then I win by default. Let's do this, shall we?

Because his wife lusted after that Big Dixie Cock.
After his wife got spitroasted by two healthy strong southern boys and loved it, he realized he couldn't deny his wife the greatest pleasure on Earth.
That's why, Billy Yank.

>>3236441
>cuck cuck

Good one you fat hillbilly useless sack

>>3236441
this.

>>3236257
he ate all the jews. all them.

>>3236257

T H I C C

>>3236257
He enjoyed eating and consumed more calories than his body needed.

The one they killed.

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>>3236037
William Henry Harrison. Looks like a Chad desu.

>>3236039

Garfield. I missed him too man.

>>3235701
this proves it, vikings were actually north african

>>3235796
Or was it that the north africans were actually viking?

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The Dacians were inside-out Samurai.

>despite it being against human nature to kill other humans
lol

>>3235196
Its true. Why do humans get psychological issues after killing other humans if that isn't the explanation?

>>3235203
And why do they still do it?

Killing other animals is pretty normal for every animal.

Deal with it.

not him

Brainlet philosopher, who gives a shit what you say you think? What actually matters is what you do

>>3235218
why the hell are you on a philosopher board if you don't care about thinking? Is whining like a bitch all you "do"?

>>3235331

I'm saying that what you do is a better informer of what you believe, what you SAY has little relevance.

/u/ have been strong this tournament, odds are massively against us here

>>3234490
SAVE US BOMBER HARRIS

>>3234490
>No Hannibal on the team
we deserve to lose

>>3234358
they're the literal subhumans

>hiv+ rampant
>IQ lowest
>economy in ruin and will go to utter shit by 2050
>dwindling birth rates
>women age like milk
>peddle your whore young girls for money
>try to immigrate even if it means cleaning aryan shit
>education despondent
>oligarchs and mafia states rampant
>alcoholism highest anywhere in the world
>well educated braindrained, will do anything to leave their shitholes
>history of zerging, never invest in quality anything
>hated by their rivals, anglos, americans, chinks and germanics
>hold revanchist territory like königsberg
>terrible hygiene
>low test men with trap chins


being born slavshit is horror incarnate

>>3234372
slavs are the aryans

The Chads would be those that took the most valuable land in the west from the Celts, the GermanoMediterranean hybrids.