I'm tired of being historically illiterate when it comes to historical eras. Can /his/ tell me all the historical eras I should know, their approximate beginnings and ends? Thanks you.
remember the hyper wars
>>2248294
Mesolithic: millennia prior to the end of the last ice ace c10,000 BC - precivilised hunter gatherers
Neolithic: ~10,000 BC to ~3,000 BC - Early proto-civilisation, development of agriculture, first cities in the fertile crescent
Bronze Age: ~3,000 BC to ~1,200 BC - Rise of the first kingdoms and nations, ended by the 'Big Chimpout' AKA the Bronze Age Collapse (Egypt managed to dodge it)
Late Bronze Age: ~1,200 BC to ~800 BC - We don't know shit about what happened here, mostly barbarism
Iron Age/Classical Era: ~800 BC to ~400 AD - Basically everything cool happened in here, begun with the reemergence of Greek citystates, ended with the fall of the WRE
Dark Ages (get triggered faggots): 410/476 AD to 9th century AD - WRE fell, barbarians everywhere, muslims, ERE trying to not die, ends with conquests of Charlemagne
Early Middle Ages: 9th century AD to 1066/1099 AD - Feudalism takes hold, Europe kinda peaceful compared to pre-Franks, Muslims fucking everywhere, ERE gets very close to ded, ends with Norman Conquests if you're British, First Crusade if you're not
High Middle Ages: 1066/1099 AD to 1350 AD - Crusades, Knights, chainmail, Venice, 1204 never forgetti, maximum feudalism, Mongols, ends with the Black Death
Late Middle Ages: 1350 AD to 1492 AD - 1453 a date which will live in infamy, HRE no longer unified, Ottomans, Hundred Years War, B U R G U N D Y, beginning of scientific revival, ends with the discovery of the New World
After the end of the Middle Ages, the idea of 'ages' gets a lot more vague, as things like the Renaissance and the Enlightenment were very broad spans of time, the only other really defined ones were the Revolutionary/Napoleonic Era (1792 to 1815), the Victorian Era (1837 to 1901), and the Cold War (1945 to 1991), which were marked by the dominance of one particular nation on the world's stage.
Yes this entire post is Eurocentric. The rest of the world is just a backdrop upon which European civilisation has acted. Get fucked.
>>2251265
>British Empire god-tier
>Poland-Lithuania in top-tier,
>Ummayad so low (yes they are muslims, but really?)
Take Napoleonic France to god-tier, bring at least Tang China and the U-Mad-Arabs into top, include the Portuguese Trade Empire, Andalusia, Hungary, Sun-King-France and some pre-british english in there, as well as the Timurids, and you forgot fucking Persia you retard.
Pretty good list otherwise
>you will never live in Kowloon walled city
Is this the power of AnCap intellectuals?
>>2248122
I was near there just a week ago when I was in Hong Kong. They tore down that block several years ago though, I think there's a museum there now or something.
>>2248122
but you can live in Rocinha
What the fuck was his problem?
>>2248058
Some Russian asshole stole more than half his name.
Got hot with the Tsar's wife and didn't know how to dress for it
How did a guy so gross looking get so many women?
>hated fat women
>hated women in general
was he >our guy?
>>2247714
>hated women in general
Except for his little sister that he occasionaly shagged
Everyone except thicfags hate fat women.
how come this turbomanlet got laid so much
what did they see in him?
>>2247685
You are cancer.
Please kill yourself ASAP.
>>2247694
it's a question that i want to know the answer to
>>2247697
>how come the guy who was good with words and adolf hitlers second got to slay as much pussy as he did
It's a stupid question
*blocks your path*
Nothin personel..kid
>>2247670
why is zweihander so powerful in comparison to the other weaponry?
>>2247882
Reach. All the dudes he fights in that clip have to advance past the length of his weapon in order to strike at him. Meanwhile, all he has to do is poke 'em.
Daily reminder that Franz Ferdinand died for our sins.
He still lives in the music of his namesake band.
he was merely the first casualty of furries
Franz Ferdin, and who? complete your sentence anon
Why are Afro-Asiatic and Indo-European cultures so similar?
>polytheistic pantheons centered around a sky god
>cattle worship
>heavy use of dairy products
>similar social values
This is a huge range of land spanning Africa to past India, and the similarities start dropping as soon as you enter another linguistic group's territory. Why?
>>2247247
Because they both spring from the same soil (Sumer).
>>2247279
Neither of them came from Sumer.
>>2247279
Retard.
Recently I've been very interested in interactions between the east and pre-colonial Europe.
But how come there's a kind of "gap" between the interactions with Mongols and China during the crusades and the renaissance?
The stories of Marco Polo and Rabban Bar Sauma make it seem as if there was an exchange, but because of the war in the middle east (and the mere distance), it seemed near impossible for the two cultures to fully interact and impact each other.
It's as if anyone who wasn't a merchant just became disinterested in each other.
Well, the Muslims took the better parts of the silk road, so a direct exchange was simply not possible until the opening of the sea lanes.
>>2246269
If you are into Marco Polo, check this guy out:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Schiltberger
A Bavarian who ended up serving in Timur's army.
>>2246269
>But how come there's a kind of "gap" between the interactions with Mongols and China during the crusades and the renaissance?
You mean during the period of the Yuan dynasty, a dynasty of Mongol origin?
>make a NEET the general of the continental army
>make him the President
was he a puppet of the congress?
>>2245100
>NEET
The hell is a NEET?
>>2245103
Never educated employed or trained
>>2245103
Nobody ever expects transexual
What is the most fucked up ballet company and why is it the Bolshoi ballet?
>>2242726
I don't know, why?
>>2242770
Lots of corruption, or alleged corruption.
Multiple dancers have left the company and said that the female dancers are pressured into relationships with wealthy sponsors in exchange for promotions and roles. One former prima ballerina at Bolshoi said there were informal rules where if the ballet hosted formal sponsor banquets, you were expected to attend and if a sponsor expressed interest you should sleep with him. If you didn't, during the next season you didn't get the roles you wanted or weren't sent out on tour. An American dancer claimed she was told she either needed to pay $10,000 or start a relationship with a sponsor to get the roles she wanted. Specifically she claims she was told
>Joy, you don’t have a sponsor. You need to have some kind of sponsor who can somehow sort of speak for you… There is no other way to do things in our theater now
Then there are accusations of a lot of behind-the-scenes backstabbing and politics that keep people from promotions or roles or otherwise elevating themselves in the company. This is what one dancer claims led him to attack the director by throwing acid in his face.
Essentially, allegedly, the practices of pre-Revolution Russian ballet have continued into the modern era. Most corruption in other ballet companies is related to funds being used inappropriately (see the recent Paris Ballet drama) but with Bolshoi it's more old school.
>>2242770
because Russians
Was any king in recent 1000 year history notable /fit/, /his/?
seems like at least one must've been at least moderately strongfat
there was this guy named Carlos
>>2241668
Anyone titled "The Strong" There was that one Polish dude that could break horseshoes with his bare hands.
Tons were before they settled down to do their kingly duties which was mostly sedentary work.
Hard mode: no god
>>2258196
Because we can observe it. Come on, man. Anthropic principle.
It doesn't.
>>2258206
Or does it?
So I had a poll with people answering where on the image diffrent nations belong.
These people knew nearly nothing of history (I'm not insulting, I just ansked random people unrelated of their history knowledge).
This is the result:
what are they placing them based on? Culture, military history, architecture?
>>2257632
History
>>2257634
What history? Literary history, military history?
Daily reminder that rome at the peak of it's decadence and declive was still strong enough to BTFO the huns
>>2256949
The Huns didn't venture into Italy as horse niggers don't belong there.
>Peak of its decline
What did he mean by this?
>/pol/tards and Stormblrs go on about "degeneracy killed Rome!"
>your face when the Roman Empire actually entered its decline after it had been thoroughly Christianized