Philosophically speaking what reasons are there to not kill oneself?
its unknowable what happens when u r kill.. qed dont
>you're gonna die anyway, why hasten it
>suffering is finite and overcomeable
>death is not an escape
>can never reach your full potential
>can never help others reduce their suffering
>can't experience beauty and good
etc
Find some escapist autistic thing to escape to and stay in that hole until you die
What other conquers LARPed as the people they conquered?
The Romans.
Eventually they LARPed so hard the LARPing became real and they actually started being Greek.
>>2311106
Turkics.
Manchus.
Germanics.
Normans.
Arabs (to an extent).
>>2311106
The turks if anything. Nothing but a bit of their language belonged to them. Food is Serbian, religion is Arabic, clothes are also stolen from all over.
What are some historical conspiracy theories you believe?
>>2311013
Katangans got Hammarskjöld.
Jfk was killed by multiple conspirators but Oswald was definitely one of them
I don´t believe shit but I like them all
Is it true that this guy only ever ate crackers and milk?
>>2310957
yes
>tfw your life sucks so much you've decided to give up on atheism and take the leap of faith.
>tfw life is instantly a million times groovier
Praise Jesus.
>>2310853
god forgives even your retarded approach
>>2310853
I'm sincerely happy for you OP.
Praise Jesus!
>>2310853
>tfw to intelligent for atheism
Who did it?
the mafia? secret societies? CIA? who?
Mossad
A man with a gun
Lee Harvety Oswald
The US landed on the moon in 1969
and
Terrorists hijacked 3 planes on 9/11 and crashed into the towers - thus
causing them to collapse.
How would the world have looked if the French and American revolutions failed? Let's assume secularist, deist and Freemasons essentially loose the culture war in this scenario.
>>2310809
We'd be a lot like Muslim countries, but with crosses instead of crescents.
>>2310839
How though? The various states of Europe didn't look like that even then.
Probably something similar to super-religious ex-communist countries like Poland.
People talk differently as time goes on, you can notice this happen every decade.
So imagine how different Latin sounded, decade by decade in ancient Rome.
Catchphrases and slang terms in 1070 England differing from 1080s England.
Did commoners use any words that nobody bothered to record?
Throw into that, social mores, the 'newest thing', Its amazing how little we actually know
I like to imagane everyone had valley girl accents before recording
Prior to the advent of radio nobody spoke the Queen's English in the UK.
Romans spoke fluent English
On a scale of 1 to 10, how nightmarish was it to be gas attacked in the Western Front of WW1?
>>2310790
Go on...
>>2310788
You tell me
Whose rightful clay was Doggerland before it flooded?
serbia
>>2310747
>tfw no Doggerlandian gf
>>2310747
the finns
What the fuck was his problem?
WE
Nothing
WUZ
Ethnically and racially, Who were the groups that inhabited the Roman era North Africa and Levant? Were they similar to the current inhabitants of those pleaces or closer to the Romans themselves?
Caucasian in north africa with semitics in carthage, northern egypt was probably a some mix between the two. Hard to say for the levant, lots of different diaspora living in the regions, but not together.
>>2310720
They were Nordic.
What would have happened if the 1991 Soviet coup d'état attempt had been successful?
Would the USSR have survived further into the 90's (or even the new millenium)?
Civil war between the hardliners, reformists, and various ethnic nationalists. May well go nuclear.
It'd have survived, but solely as Russia. If they tried to use their crumbling disorganized army against the centralized and Western funded armies of the various break-away states they'd have lost badly. Then it would either be a status quo or America would attempt to topple them once and for all through proxy funding the breakaway states to capture Moscow.
>>2310675
>If they tried to use their crumbling disorganized army against the centralized and Western funded armies of the various break-away states they'd have lost badly.
Doubtful.
It would be bloody certainly, perhaps nearing what the Chechen Wars were, but with NATO unwilling to actually step in, Russia would eventually win out over the smaller nations it neighbors.
Estonia, Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, none could stand up to Russia on a military stance, western supplies or not.
>Radio Yerevan was asked: “Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union the same as there is the USA?”
>Radio Yerevan answered: “In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the Washington Monument in Washington, DC, and yell, ´Down with Reagan!´, and you will not be punished. In the Soviet Union, you can stand in the Red Square in Moscow and yell, ´Down with Reagan!´, and you will not be punished.”
>Radio Yerevan was asked: “Is it true that half of the members of the Central Committee are idiots?”
>Radio Yerevan answered: “Rubbish. Half of the central committee are not idiots.”
>Question to Radio Yerevan: “Is it correct that Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev won a luxury car at the All-Union Championship in Moscow?”
>Radio Yerevan answered: “In principle, yes. But first of all it was not Grigori Grigorievich Grigoriev, but Vassili Vassilievich Vassiliev; second, it was not at the All-Union Championship in Moscow, but at a Collective Farm Sports Festival in Smolensk; third, it was not a car, but a bicycle; and fourth he didn’t win it, but rather it was stolen from him.”
If you have more historical jokes, post them here.
Some more Soviet jokes:
Rabinovich was working in baby carriage factory. Since his wife was pregnant, he decided to steal parts one at a time after work to build one for her. He did it until he finally had all parts.
But every time he tried to put it together it was always AK47.
Middle of night, burglars break into building. They look around, but there's nothing inside to steal.
"Dammit Ivan, this is store!"
Car with lights off approaches house in the middle of night. In a moment someone starts breaking down door. The owner is terrified and in panic starts to burn his books and notes until intruder stops him.
"Please calm down this is just burglary"
Monument to Alexander Sergeyevich Pushkin, great Russian poet, was proposed. There was contest for monument design. Top three entries received awards and the best one was constructed. The winning designs depicted:
Third place: Pushkin reading the works of Stalin
Second place: Stalin reading the works of Pushkin
First place: Stalin reading the works of Stalin
>>2310651
>Radio Yerevan was asked: "Is it true that the poet Vladmir Mayokovsky committed suicide?"
>Radio Yerevan answered: Yes, it is true, and they even recorded his last words. They were "Don't shoot, comrades."
>Radio Yerevan was asked: "Is it true that conditions in our labor camps are humane?"
>Radio Yerevan asnwered: In principle, yes. Five years ago, one of our listeners, Ilya Schmencheravik, was dubious about this, so he went to investigate. He seems to have liked it there so much he hasn't returned yet.
>Radio Yerevan was asked" Why is our government in no hurry to duplicate the Americans and land a man on the moon?"
>Radio Yerevan answered "What if they refuse to return?"
>Radio Yerevan was asked "Is it possible to build communism in America?"
>Radio Yerevan answered: In principle, yes. But then who will we buy grain from?
>Radio Yerevan was asked "Is it true that every Soviet soldier dreams of becoming a general?
>Radio Yerevan answered: "No, our soldiers are not that stupid. They know that many generals become MIA even during peacetime."
>>2310701
>Please calm down this is just burglary
1.6 million Russians descend upon the Tushino Airfield to listen to Metallica, AC/DC, Pantera, The Black Crowes, E.S.T. and Queensryche
Three months later, the Soviet Union fell.
Coincidence?
fucking normalfags are scum why pack yourselves in so densely for a "concert" which are always universally horrible
>>2310639
It's called living, people.
Gotta agree, though. I never would attend a concert even half as huge. The sheer size would freak me out