Why were the Axis such terrible allies to each other?
>Hitler fucked Mussolini over by declaring war earlier than agreed
>Japan didn't invade the USSR when they were supposed to
>Italy betrayed Germany later
Because they were the outcasts and allied each other because nobody else would ally with them like North Korea today.
Italy needed like 10 years to actually be worth something, Germany was ready then. Capitalists can't wait, their greed and impulsiveness forced them.
Japan steamrolled Russia last time. They were too busy following in Britain's steps and playing empire in East and South East Asia, complete with their monarch as head of the state religion too.
Italy wasn't even a united country, its still not a united country.
>>2566623
> Japan steamrolled Russia last time.
You mean Japan was steamrolled by Russia and forced to sign neutrality pact in April 1941.
>Lindybeige
>John Green
>History Buffs
>Skallagrim
>Metatron
>Sargon of Akkad
>Historia Civilis
Don't forget extra credits.
The Great War with Indy Nyedell
>>2566518
>John "penis in your Cheerios" Green
ITT: Saviours of their countries
>>2566468
Defeat invaders
Check
Restore imperial lands and glory
Check
Industrialize his country
Check
Genocide
Kulaks burned their own grain
Getting away with it
Check
11/10 ruler
Wait until some fucking moron posts Hitler
Why were the Barbary Pirates so based, /his/?
>>2566440
But they weren't. They were scum who got cucked by the based U.S. navy.
>>2566448
Pleb opinion
>>2566440
Thats a pretty big guy
yfw socialism will never free you from the boundaries of arbitrary family and kin classes, so you can sell the body parts of your starved children
It's not for sale, it is performance art.
Communists are basically cucks.
>>2566399
Wtf is that?
A cursory investigation of Julius Evola (a.k.a dat spiritual badboy rayciss on da block) will reveal his mentor, René Guénon. From Wikipedia:
>From these considerations, René Guénon traces to its source the origin of the modern deviation, which, according to him, is to be found in the destruction of the Templar order in 1314.
>deviation
What did he mean by this?
Could the historical origins of modern degeneracy lie in the toppling of the Templar order? Would the extirpation thereof require a broad revival of Templar virtues?
>The things the knights confessed under torture defied belief: trampling and urinating on the Crucifix, secret rites of obscene kisses, sodomy, usury, treason, idolatry, heresy. After the arrests came seven years of inquisition, then hundreds and hundreds of public executions by burning. In the end, Pope Clement V abolished the order.
>As a large crowd closed around the scaffold, the last Master of the Knights of the Temple of Jerusalem, 70-year-old Jacques de Molay, stood alongside three of his brothers in arms, listening as the papal legate read their crimes in horrible detail. But mercy would yet be theirs if they repeated to the people of Paris the guilt they had confessed before the inquisition. Five stakes piled high with brushwood and faggots awaited them if they did not.
>Two of the knights, eyes cast downward, mumbled their guilt. Then de Molay and Geoffrey de Charney of Normandy stepped forward.
>"On this terrible day," shouted de Molay, his gaze meeting the eyes of the crowd, "in my final hour, I shall let truth triumph and declare, before heaven and all the saints, that I have committed the greatest of all crimes." The crowd pressed in.
>"But my crime is this: that I confessed to malicious charges made against an order that is innocent so that I could escape further torture. I shall not confirm a first lie with a second. I renounce life willingly. I have no use for days of sorrow earned only by lies."
>The King’s police seized the two knights and chained them to the stakes. Brush and branches were set aflame. As the old men were roasted alive, they shouted their innocence and their love for Jesus Christ before falling silent. Thus the last Master of the Knights of the Temple of Jerusalem was reduced to ashes.
Don't post Evola and Guenon here. This place is filled with fedora neckbeards and commie faggots.
>>2566547
Should we post traps?
>>2566395
The confession of so-called heretics seem to possess a unique conformity. For instance, some scholars wonder why such so-called blasphemous acts as 'licking frogs' are consistently found in Inquisition records.
Methinks that these were either stock answers provided under duress or torture, or worse yet, a way of disseminating peculiar practices by the Church.
What historical leader is Cornholio modeled after?
average americans
Any Southern American ruler ever
>Cornholio explaining at immigration office where he comes from: "Lake Titicaca.....Nicaragua! Aqua! For my bunghole....
Hero, villain, or just misunderstood? What is his legacy?
>you can't be poor if you're dead lol
He never brushed his teeth ever.....
ADM: 0
DIP: 4
MIL: 6
Mein fuhrer
The greatest leader of recent times
https://youtu.be/0ZdhfVDqJnE
We are fortunate to see footage of him, unlike other great leaders such as Napoleon.
I know, right. Its great that so many of his words are recorded for all time so that people in the future will know exactly what he was about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AFhwwgL-94
>>2566169
Nice try
https://youtu.be/F9LIo8FoOyU
>>2566169
I call this the soft belly of the World
This is where empires are born and die.
A land of wild, empty deserts, plains or steppes where thriving islands of civilisation can be found here and there.
Yesterday ruled by Mongols, Arabs, Persians, Turks, Manchus or Tatars. Today by Al-qaeda, ISIS, warlords, oil companies, drug cartels and superpowers.
>>2566108
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Geographical_Pivot_of_History
Check it out. Someone had a similar idea to you
>>2566108
>A land of wild, empty deserts, plains or steppes
>The "Fertile Crescent"
k.
Why nobody ever attaacked this island?
After over a century of European incursions and attempts at conquest, the island was conquered on April 29, 1483, after a campaign that lasted five years, by the Crown of Castile, with the support of Queen Isabella I
>>2566081
Is this The Island from LOST?
Enemies might read that, OP.
The more we learn about history, the further removed from the rest of society we know a lot and they don't know about the Byzantines nor the Ottoman empire. They don't know about what happened to Alexander the greats empire nor why it was important. And they think Cleopatra was black just because egypt is in africa.
well it's like how marco polo wrote about dragons.
most modern historians choose to believe he's full of shit. I choose to believe that dragons pulled the khan's chariot.
>>2566017
same goes for any type of knowledge learned. once you begin seriously improving your learning the paradox is you become more discontent with the plebs around you
>>2566036
If I can give one piece of advice on the basis of this paradox, it's to stay the FUCK away from politics.
Do not touch. Lethal. Danger of death. Keep out. Entry strictly forbidden. $500 fine. Warning: Corrosive.
No! Not even recent historical politics (~post WW2, stay <1925 or earlier just to be safe.), you'll just start making links. No. No. NO.
Is there a website which houses a tree connecting all imperial/royal families and their arms throughout the entire world?
I related to Julius Caesar, so start there.
>>2565811
I don't think the Japanese or Saudi royal families are related to the European ones
>>2567044
The Arabian royalty might be connected to the European ones via Spain/Al-Andalus and its Quraysh medieval rulers.
ITT: Historical Figures you could beat in a fight.
>>2565776
Pretty sure I could take Virgil's bitch ass
Maybe
Nigger didn't work out a single day in his life.
>Oh, an English boy, huh? You know, we saved your ass in World War II.
>Well, we saved *your* arse in World War III.
>That's true.
what did he mean by this?
>that episode would have been around 2015 if the simpsons from 1989 continued without being frozen in time
I presume the argies in need of another distraction in answer to continuing economic woes will rile up the latinos against us, and brits being champs of stomping that sort out will cut in to save the day.
>dude isn't it crazy how much the simpsons predicted the future