Don't forget - the context is what sells these. Adding a sentence or two for immersion will go a long way towards making your post memorable, or you can go all out an let the writer in yourself free. Be creative!
Fuck my ass up Senpai
>You: Is in...interbreeding with h-humans possible..?
>Sage: Yes. Why do you ask, my child?
One night you told one of your friends about your fantasy of a blowbang. Lucky for you, he was happy to oblige.
Your new adoring husband is pretty experimental when it comes to sex.
It was a simple job. Kidnap girls the boss likes so he can add them to his collection. You did so well he added you to the list.
Congrats on filming your first porn movie.
You are getting your tits and face covered by cum
You are now a demon/human hybrid with an extreme pregnancy fetish. Enjoy the rest of your existence as a constantly pregnant broodmother.
You better put on a good show. Men paid a lot of money to see you strip and dance.
Damn motherfucker, you're everywhere. Why don't you go suck a cock and let people fap in peace? I bet you're the faggot that ruins exchange threads on /gif/ too.
The ranch is usually pretty lonely except for some random hero to get a ride. But there are always the horses keeping you company, or your uncle...
I have to admit, I find your shamelessness inspiring.
Your husband knew how badly you wanted to try a DP, so he invited one of his friends over to help.
They pounded away hard and long and the sensation of being filled with cock absolutely rocked your world.
However, rather than satisfying the urge the experience left you craving even more.
you (right) and your sister (left) are the most popular prostitutes in town
You love it, you love it more and more, you love it forever!
While your career as an Idol has a promising start, there's an unspoken rule about you being a Yakuza cock sleeve. Good luck with your idol life!
You tought you were invincible, but the further your fleet got, the stronger the enemies get, plus you were already getting tired and needed some rest
The final enemy was just 2 enemy fleets ahead, and you were already very damaged, one more hit and you were to sink and become the abyssal's fuck toy, and you knew that, you were afraid, but the admiral trusted you, he trusted that you would make it and decided to go on the next expedition
..it didn't turn out well, not for you at least, as you felt the first giant monster dick crushing your insides, and knowing that would not be near the last one
You are now a fuck toy for hundreds of abyssals, while the admiral celebrates on defeating the one he tought was the true boss...
>assolded as a new entratiner
This is how you sound after he's done with you.
You wanna be a stripper? Better give the manager your best blowjob.
Yo, Anyone got access codes for aching dreams 2?
Good girls deepthroat to the base.
You cant believe, but you managed to get captured. The sliding door closed to fit you before you had a chance, and someone- or something- is using you on the other side.
You are a queen, and you have a duty to your people.
You were kidnapped while resting in the forest
It hurts, but your boyfriend is so kind and tender, the pain quickly subsides.
>Unrelated petty insult that does nothing to address the point that was made.
Thanks for giving me the obvious clue possible that you realized I'm right and you have nothing valid to come back with.
>deflection is a pro strategy, I know because I see my hero trump do it
Throw some more keywords out there, it makes you look clever I promise. Here's some freebies:
Haha, gonna try and call me out for using deflection literally right after you used it, eh? There's that not-thinking-before-posting stuff you love doing so much.
Also, I know your ass pain is reaching critical levels at the moment so you're not thinking straight, but be sure to remember to sage your post so our pointless argument isn't bumped up to the top of the page every time you launch a new volley of salt at me. This is between the two of us, no one else wants to see this shit.
I like how you haven't the foggiest idea of the words that you use. It's adorable, really.
And no, I think I'll keep this thread bumped. I have nothing to hide here, but you? Seems kind of obvious you do.
Oh boy, clearly your anger has taken over your cognitive abilities friend. You completely ignore what I said and then tell me I don't know about the words I use. This is troubling.
Take slow, deep breaths. In and out, friend. When you feel cooled down, let's try talking again.
>Bashes me for using a gimmick I already used.
>By using a gimmick I already used.
>Then tells me I can do better.
You're on a roll today, friend. Do you go out of your way to fail this hard, or does it just come naturally to you?
I'm trying to bring myself down to your level. It's a long and difficult road, but I'm just about there. I fear I'll never be as gifted as you in the art of shitposting, what with not getting worked up over specific threads on a porn forum, but we all need goals, right?
>I'm trying to bring myself down to your level. It's a long and difficult road, but I'm just about there.
Friend, you zoomed way past where I am a while ago. You may as well be in the Challenger Deep compared to where I'm standing at the moment.
> I fear I'll never be as gifted as you in the art of shitposting,
It takes practice. You'll master it some day.
> what with not getting worked up over specific threads on a porn forum
Friend, I sincerely hope you're not accusing me of the one here being guilt of that. All I did was add a simple, level headed comment. You're the one that opened the flood gates.
>but we all need goals, right?
True that, buddy.
"Fucking idiots," you mutter under your breath. "Can't leave well enough alone---- nnnh!"
Fortunately, your boyfriend's dick helps you take the edge off it, but that doesn't mean you're not miffed about dumbasses on the internet. Oh well.
You know you should be enjoying this drilling, but honestly, these morons are killing your mood. Yet you can't just put your cellphone down, somehow - it's like watching a train crash.
The guy behind you (what was his name? You forget) is trying, you'll give him that much. You guess you'll let him cum inside, he's earned it... but you wonder how many cocks you'll go through before these internet wonders quit their shit.
>sir, this is a mcdonald's drive-thru
...you say on the intercom, trying to keep the moaning out of your voice. But you can't stop - maybe you should invite that customer in, too.
"Don't you think we should double back?" asked the party's cleric, staring, wide-eyed, at the pack of burly-looking mobs patrolling the path ahead. "I might need more mana potions for this one."
"Oh, hush," you replied, confident as ever, drawing your sword and shield with a flourish. "I've tanked groups twice that size! You're not gonna let a bunch of trash keep us from getting the gold chest, are you?"
"Faster pulls," snarled the ranger, twirling an arrow impatiently between her long, elfin fingers.
"Well -- all right," sighed the cleric, massaging her temples in a world-weary sort of way. "You're the boss."
"Damn right," you said, grinning, and then, with a well-practiced battle cry, you charged forward, sword-arm raised --
-- only to immediately get hit with an undispellable mez by the enemy warlock.
"Why wouldn't you let me use crowd control first?!" wailed the cleric, burning away her mana in a desperate effort to heal you as you were set upon by the rest of the mobs, unable to defend yourself.
"Noob tank!" growled the ranger. "Uninstall -- agh!" But it wasn't long before she and the healer were both incapacitated as well.
"Wh... When we lose..." Back at the enemies' camp, the cleric had been forced onto her shoulders and knees, and her orc captor was slowly, powerfully plowing her from behind, his enormous, veiny cock plunging, over and over, into her tight sex, a bulge on her abdomen visible each time he bottomed out inside of her. "... A-Aren't we just supposed to, ohh...! To get a g, game over...?"
"Who knows," you grumbled, utterly defeated, actually starting to get used to the seemingly-endless ass-fucking you were receiving, courtesy of the camp's warlord. "J, Just be glad they... nnngh!... finally shut the ranger up."
The ranger, in point of fact, was glaring at you from just a few feet away, orc dick stuffed balls-deep into her big mouth. Every cloud had a silver lining, you supposed.
>Some body plz make me do something slutty!
That's not at all hard to do, considering that you were too stupid to understand what kind of job that ad promising triple pay for ordinary cleaning services actually was.
You can have something equally fitting
Better not angry your master and eat all your bowl
You may not want the punishment
you are the slutty bunny in the center have fun serving the customers
It's funny really, how last year you told your now ex-wife you wanted kids and she told you'd have to have them yourself.
You just asked the teacher if he would supervise your idol club but apparently he wants a weekly extra pay for that
You wanted to do a LAN-Party with your LoL and Overwatch friends that you met for the first time but they had other plans in mind
>confusion magic worked great on this one huh?
With his throbbing cock teasing your pussy, you can't wait to be fucked hard like the bitch you are.
Senpai said he wants to go out with you but instead he lured you in an empty classroom with his friends already waiting
Senpai didn't want to take the hints, the skirt hikes, the shameless grinding, the barely concealed innuendo.
So you locked him inside a room, pulled his pants down, and fucked his brains out.
As his cum oozes down your pussy, claiming you as his, you lean down and whisper sweetly.
"It's not a safe day."
Months later, you are rewarded.
You keep locking him inside rooms, though.
You've been wanting Onii-Chans dick for years but he's always been busy with school or work so you just didn't get through him but now your parents are on vacation and you finally get your chance of a good Nii-Chan cock <3
It's good to be the Queen.
You just couldnt take the urges anymore when you saw the bulge in his pants you had to have it.
You heard the nonsense that boy was spewing about how his penis worked, and you just couldn't stop yourself from educating him properly.
All I want is a nice rack, do whatever else you want
daddy caught you without your buttplug in and punished you appropriately