ITT situations you'd kill to be in

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I want this chick to tutor me

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>>4098811

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>>4098813

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goddammit

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"I want a divorce because my fun, hot, busty wife wants to have sex everyday"

-said no man ever

>>4098817
>I don't care about height
Gonna cry myself to sleep excuse me...

>>4098821
>implying she won't kek him

desu senpai you are a kek

>>4098821
Not really. Having sex every single day is much better in fantasy than reality.

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>>4099087
Yeah. I once saw a porn flick, where the dude was surrounded by 3 megahot babes and they squeezed 6 shots out of him, and after the 6th he did everything he could to hide from the girls. Telling them to leave him the hell alone.

This is just a fantasy that 1 man can constantly have sex with multiple women and keep up. That's just not biologically possible.

But I'd kill to be in this dude's place.

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>>4099149
>That's just not biologically possible.
I beg to differ

>>4099149
>That's just not biologically possible.
The first time I jacked off I came 7 times over the course of two hours. It's called not being a chronic masturbator.

>>4099149
I love that artist. Does he do any vanilla work? Everything I've seen from that artist involved multiple men on one women. Not my kind of thing

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>>4099149
Men are perfectly capable of multiple orgasms. I can do it, especially if its been more than a few days. My current record is 5 in a little less than an hour.

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About to receive paizuri from a 2D girl with huge tits.

I'd do just about anything to experience this.

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>>4099523
And here's part 2.

>I am going to die alone.

>>4098806
>>4098817
This artist is based as fuck. His stories are always sexy, and have happy endings that never fail to make me shed manry tears.

>>4098821
I keep looking for the source (filename) but I'm not getting anything. Can you provide a link or a name?

>>4099528
>elementary children

Why is this allowed?

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>Having an amazing girl fall into your life
Also, probably my /h/ OTP

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>>4099711

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I want this chick to sell me an apartment

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>>4099717

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>>4099721

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>>4099723
fin

>>4099724
That was fuckin great

>>4099163
>I beg to differ
>The first time I jacked off I came 7 times over the course of two hours. It's called not being a chronic masturbator.

MAsturbating and cuming 7 in 2 hours is not the same as cuming 7 times in active sex. I don't know what method you use to fap, but I kinda sure that fapping is less tiring then actually having sex. Unless of course you just lie on your back and the girl does all the work.

If not then I doubt you can cum 7 times with active sex in 2 hours. If you can, indeed, then become the new Sex Emperor, you'll have my vote.

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>>4099224
You will have to sort through Utamaru's work. There are some vanilla stories. This >>4099149
Blone Panic is one. Thoug there aren't much, I agree.

Still, I'd love to be in that dude's place in Blone Panic. Granted, he was banging his half sister, but who cares? I'd bang a chubby chick like that anytime.

Also this pic, it's from one of my biggest favourites. it's called Take Your Mark.

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Getting adopted as Rumi's stepbrother/Sakie's stepson

>>4099545
probably because it's not real