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Times your love for hentai has gotten you in trouble

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>first day of 8th grade, 2007
>we're asked to fill out these stupid surveys and read them to the class so we can "get to know eachother"
>standard stuff, favorite food, tv show, sport, video game
>food: Ramen
>tv show: Robot chicken
>sport: Baseball
>write down "Rapelay" for favorite video game
>teacher tells my parents
>have to go to counseling for two years
Anyone else get caught enjoying hentai and have people freak the fuck out over it?
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no im not fucking autistic
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Anon, that's pretty autistic tbh
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2015 isn't 2007
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>>4089024
That's a really good point
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Did you have to give out a description?
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>>4089010
>>4089010
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>>4089001
When I was 13 I got in trouble for looking at hentai on my computer. Apparently whenever I was at school My step dad would go look through my search history. One day I came back and I was given a long talk on why porn isn't okay. To this day I don't understand why because my step dad bought me porn magazines.
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My friend and I putting Hentai on a bunch of computers at my school. We got busted but it was worth it.
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>>4089223
I legitimately laughed at this.
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>>4089223
parents try to enforce moral standards but they're people too, in the end
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>I tell my Mum my disapproval on British porn law
>"like your Japanese stuff"
>Live in America anyway where the good stuff is legal.

My mother had a laugh at my expense once, but I didn't get into any trouble just a little embarrassment. Just had to say I would have to wipe my phone and computer if I ever intended to go back to England else I would end up in jail.
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>being drunk with friends and family
>tell them i like drawing hentai grills
>not knowing what hentai was
>being a proud shitty artist
>get braggy and tell them it's anime porn and im say im a pro at it
>get laughed at and dehumanized for it
>anon dont care though
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>>4089635
People are overreacting like fucktards over this. No, you won't go to prison for having loli shit on your phone.
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>>4089814
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/manga-anime-fans-warned-after-british-man-convicted-possessing-cartoon-child-porn-1471040

9 months in prison. I know that sounds light from an American point of view, but this isn't a joke.
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>>4089001
best girl

>be me
>middle school
>have flash drive that i got from christmas
>didn't know how to find porn
>playing on a flash game website and notice an gif ad with ecchi pics
>saved it onto my flash drive because horny
>sister needs to use computer one day
>flashdrive plugged in
>"Anon what is this?"
>file explorer opens to place where i saved pic
>thumbnail showing
>i act like i don't know someone put it on my flash drive without me knowing
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>>4089001
>Share my external hard drive with fem anon
>Talking on the phone with her later
>"Ok, Anon, so you left the files where?"
>"Look for "o3o" document. Yeah, o - three - o... Inside of it."
>"Is it this one? "Otome Dori 2"?"
>"Otom... OH FUCK"
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I was like 14 and my stepdad caught me jerkin it to Hentai, he just laughs and says you're lucky it was me and not your mom who caught you. He tells me that she had caught him with porn on his history and screamed at him and broke down crying. (He actually got caught watching porn once again later and it led to divorce because my mom felt he was "cheating" on her)
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>>4089899
>He actually got caught watching porn once again later and it led to divorce because my mom felt he was "cheating" on her.

WTF. I didn't think people could be this sensitive. I feel sorry for him.
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>>4089899
My mother is actually like that, as well. She despises porn, and from what it sounds like sometimes, sex in general. My dad used to look at porn all the time but never deleted his history until later (but then, when the history was completely wiped that was a sure sign he was looking at porn) and my mom caught him constantly because of it. It resulted in a lot of arguments and fights, and a lot of awkwardness around the house. Eventually the history showed him going to a lot of adult dating sites and "find women in your area" type sites, and he started going out to "run errands", only to be gone for several hours at a time. There's no proof he's been doing anything bad, but I think it's pretty obvious, especially the way he gets all shifty and avoids the subject and whatnot when mom or myself ask him where he's been.
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>>4090300
I would to if I had to deal with a prude like your mother.

Sex is an integral part of a relationship. Any one who says otherwise is a retard
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>>4090300
It's something else when people cheat for real compared to porn, though. Did your mom confront him about sleeping with other women? That's way worse than browsing porn.
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>>4089001
>Years ago
>Chatting with friend on msn
>browsing some hentai at the same time
>one of the pictures was on the clipboard
>was going to share a link with her
>CTRL+V
>gigantic tits picture was still on the clipboard instead of the link
>one of the most embarrasing days of my life
>"i-i think my pc has a virus, wtf"

Posting random picture because of /h/
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>>4089001
Are you retarded? Did you really think that was an ok thing to do?

I learned my lesson
>Talks to cute as fuck girl that I was friends with from high school
>3 years after graduation still talks a lot
>we share porn ideas, and stories of our sex lives
>i have a crush on her
>I'm also a crossdresser
>I share trap and crossdresser hentai
>she loves it, and is a yaoi fangirl
>I come out to her as a cd
>Suddenly my like of cd hentai seems "fucked up"
>probably thinks I'm gay as fuck
>stops talking to me.
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>>4090313
But
>she loves it, and is a yaoi fangirl

Isn't her behavior totally hypocritical?
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>>4090318
Yes. It was. And it bummed the shit out of me. I thought, ok, she's into yaoi, so she should be fine with this. And she was bisexual herself. I thought it was a slam dunk.

women.
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>>4089814
>>4089856

Parts of the States have similar laws and so do we in Canada.
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>>4090320

Yep. Gotta be fucking them before you reveal anything out of the ordinary or they'll just run away, rather than merely being likely to leave ya.
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what did you think would happen.

also, your favorite? it's not even an especially high quality h game
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what the hell did they have to tell you that took 2 years?
>"rape is bad, 'mkay?"
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>>4090342
Yep. I thought it was so sure, because she's told me some kinky shit she's into. But yeah. Never letting my guard down again
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>>4089001
You put down rapelay as your favorite game? Nigga you needed that help.
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>>4089010
I'd have to disagree with you on that one, OP
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>>4089223
Because he wanted you looking at 3d porn instead
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>>4090408
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HAHAHAHAHAAH, Hur fan lyckas du?
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>>4090300
that' why you download another browser and watch porn on that or instead of deleting ALL your history just delete the porn sites individually,Even make a different user and go on that watch porn then delete that account.
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>>4090529
Can someone translate this? Looks like Danish to me.
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>>4090529
>>4090554

Swedish.
"Hi! You got something to tell us? Fridge turned off. /Daddy"

I guess the fridge part is quite unrelated. Not some kind of punishment for the magazines, as some would believe.
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>>4090529
"Do you have something to tell me? The fridge is turned off. //Dad"

Somebody fucked up, real bad.
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>>4090580
kek
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>>4090408
That´s the funniest thing I have seen in weeks.
Thanks you.
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>>4089001
Was browsing hentai the night before I had class, and I somehow save a picture to google drive without noticing. Next day I show up and I go to open my project (I'm in a graphic design class) and a big ass thumbnail of the pic shows up on the big ass monitor. I closed it out like a second later, don't think anyone next to me noticed but I heard the TA mumbling and going "Oh my god, did you see that?" Can't look her in the eye anymore
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>>4089899
Your mom sounds fucking insane.
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>>4089001
Why the fuck would you ever write down Rapelay
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>>4090644
10/10, dying of laughter
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>>4089223
Either this >>4090447
Or you mom found out too, and he was just trying to cover his own ass by disciplining you because she wanted him to.
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>>4090369
She was probably just saying she was "bi" for attention, bro. Typical.
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>>4090306
Well, I'm not always there for every conversation they have, but I don't think she's outright said she thinks he's cheating on him. She's told me before, though, that while she won't leave him she doesn't love him at all anymore.. which was a pretty dang awkward conversation itself. Only reason I' posting about it here, besides the fact that someone else brought up a similar issue first, is because I have no one else to talk to and I guess I just thought telling other people would make me feel better about the situation
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>>4090995
I see. Well, I'm interested.
Why won't she leave him if she doesn't love him at all? Because of you? Or is it for money reasons?
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>>4090995
Sorry anon, that's a really lousy situation.
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>>4089634
Enforce? direct, more like
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>>4090644
This is my greatest fear.
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>>4090995
Honestly, talking to someone has helped me.
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>8th grade
>RapeLay

Fuck I'm getting old.
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>>4089892
Is there more?
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>>4090313
Bro, I would have fucked you. :)
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>>4089899
Your mom sounds like a crazy bitch
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>3 years ago hanging out with grill
>Let her borrow my phone
>It ends up her looking through my photos
>Lots of normal shit on it
>She bring up a certain pic
>I look over
>Realize what the next pic in order is
>She swipes phone
>Anime gril bent over touching her toes with legs wide open
>half a second after she sees it
>phone back in my possession
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>In a chat group with some friends
>Need to send a link
>Ctrl v enter without thinking about it
>I never copied the link I meant to send
>Sent several of my friends an exhentai link
>They still occasionally give me shit for it

For the most part it's fine but fuck I want to bury my head in the sand when I remember it.
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>>4093775
>exhentai link
How did they get past the sadpanda? Didn't you wonder about that?
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>>4089636
pics or didn't happen?

show us your art
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>>4093776
I don't actually know if they did. I assume they didn't, only one of them seems like he'd have that kind of power level. But the link literally has hentai in it.
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>>4089899
She should have taken care of him.
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My frends (when i was 14)fund my vanilla hentai on my machine on a lan parti after 10 years they bring up and made fun of me (etc my frends have much worse porn etc mutulated porn etc) so one i feed up with their shit i wirted a script to like and share (all) face book contacts Boku no Pico ,Now all my frends familiar-s make fun of them some times
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>>4093776
the "hentai" in "exhentai" already gives it away
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>>4093768
bump for continuation
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The fatal three
>yelled at by father when he clicked my download from the google chrome dl bar
>he said I should not look at "cartoon porn"
>he said it's not normal to look at "cartoon porn"

>quote from father: "your glasses reflect your screen

>got phone taken away for two years for looking at hentai on a boy scout campout

One more though
>gf wants sex
>read hentai like madman
>try to use skills
>she gets confused
>" Have you been reading hentai again anon? "
>" yes... "
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>>4090313
Dude cd, trap, and all that shit may sound straight to you, but to 95% of the populous, you are a gay fag who needs to be terminated.
Don't tell cute girls you enjoy dressing like a girl and getting ass fucked.
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>>4090529
That's Bosshi.
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>>4090300
After realizing I'm a perverted sociopath. My mother stop bringing things up, unless it became a problem.
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>>4094026

>your glasses reflect your screen
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>>4090666
satan is that you?
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>browsing 4chan late one night
>long day, needed a good fap
>on /v/, in a Catherine thread
>an anon says there is some really great Catherine hentai
>I ask for sauce, but get nothing
>I type in Catherine porn into google, and hope for an fakku link. Yeah I shouldn't have used google. Shut the fuck up. It was like 2:00AM.
>meanwhile, chatting in a Google Hangout chat (that so happens to have the grill I like in it) and screencap something and post it.
>forgot about the Catherine tab. Fuck
>Every November 3 (a day that will forever live in infamy) my friends give me shit about it and even bought me a physical copy of the game (I had a digital version).
The anniversary is approaching. Can't wait. Maybe they'll get me a body pillow.
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>>4090545
what is incognito
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I can just imagine your teacher and principal trying to figure out what the fuck a rapleay is, and looking it up on the internet.
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>2008
>Bored as fuck. Chilling on MSN with some dude from a RP site I went on a lot.
>I say "I'm bored as fuck."
>Dude sends me the mega milk doujin. Says "This is good for a laugh mate."
>Read it. Heartily laugh.
>Forget to delete it. Shit sits there in my received files for years
>2013. My sister says she went through my computer and saw it
>Mfw my sister thought I was into incest for years
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>>4090305
Sex is indeed a crucial part to a relationship, but he wasn't getting it from her, which is why she had an issue. She probably thought she wasn't good enough, or sexy enough, or was just a controlling bitch who doesn't understand human needs. I dunno. Self-esteem/insecurity on her end, being human on his.
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>>4094860
Should have fucked your sister.
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>throwing a birthday party in grade 10
>kept my porn in a .zip file that I would unpack to view/add stuff to it then repack it and delete the folders
>friends going through my computer while I watch a movie with some other friends
>they come out with shit-eating grins and start making fun of me
>turns out they checked the "recent places" location in Windows and found folders called "hentai", "teen titans" and shit like that
>last time I was at a party with one of the guys (3 years after the incident) he brought it up while I was talking to some chicks
fucking asshole
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>be me, 16 yo
>be in bed with gf
>be watching hentai with gf
>be reality
>be alone in bed with a few tissues and your hoshizora rin body pillow
>be almost at climax
>be my mom
>be walkin into sons room
>be see son watching hentai
>be pissed for some reason
>be rape son to show him that real girls are better than animated ones
>be son, realize that mom is ugly and animated girls are always perfect
>be fucking mom
>be rip
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>>4094356
Today's the day, anon.
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>dad driving me home from school
>starts telling me he found the hentai I was looking at
>tells me I should be careful about looking at child pornography
>The "child pornography" in question was Bondage Fairies
>MFW
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>>4089001
Parents caught me watching hentai, I had the internet turned off for a week and had to go to counselling for half a year (to be fair to them, I was 15, and watching loli)
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>>4093787
Can someone translate
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>>4095271
M8 in questions friends found his "normal" hentai even though they had worse stuff apparently. So M8 used his nerd skills to do shit.
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first: 16-17, just got off work decide to unwind at Library next door, looking up anime pics NOT even ecchi, just wanted a laugh, so I'm browsing and come across a thumbnail on photobucket I click on it, its a vid, "oh its an anime I've never seen before!" watching it, things get out of hand quickly since -pic related- and I'm too entranced to realize
"I'm at a library" end up getting tapped on the shoulder and getting kicked out. Longest exit of my life... Even worse I had my uniform on of where I worked - where I'd bag groceries- so I could've been embarrassed even further, luckily it blew over without more embarrassment.

2nd: I'ma keep it short; I was told to be ready to go to my sisters graduation, was getting ready but decide to fap,took forever to cum, missed my ride because I thought it was a relative that came to pick me up, nope inpatient Bf of my sis -honked once-, left, missed mile stone, nothing but regrets..., went to college one though... +1?

Gif sauce: Bible Black Gaiden
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>>4089001
Second year of high school, had only discovered hentai the previous year. I started going into the school computer lab to look up hentai, taking the corner-most computer and turning the monitor away from prying eyes. I thought I was so clever back then.

I had no idea "internet history" was even a thing at the time. Near the end of the year, the librarian, who was also in charge of the computer lab, held an assembly and talked about internet porn and how wrong it was and how the school's public computers shouldn't be used for such things and so on and so forth. I was mortified to notice that while he was saying all of this, he was staring directly at me the entire time.

I was a frequent library visitor. I went to the library and the computer lab practically every single day. I had struck up what I felt was a friendship with the librarian up until that point, but after that assembly, he avoided me until the school year was over and things were ridiculously awkward for me. I felt so self-conscious and embarrassed every time I saw him or went into the library
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A while back my buddy and I were watching a few movies and after we were done he went to see what else I had saved for later before stumbling on to my collection.

God damn he would not stop.
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>>4095109
Mate my sister is the farthest thing from a hot anime big sis there could ever be.
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>The fucking Google auto fill-history thing has "horse fucking girl hentai" left on it
>Going to help me sister with iTunes
>See she clicked the search and ask her wtf
>she looks at me all embarrassed and says i'm disgusting for searching for it


I was a really fucked up kid sexually, but my sister wasn't to far behind honestly. No I'm not into incest, at-least not irl incest.
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>>4089001
>9th grade
>did a digital painting for some art competition
>gave my art teacher a flash drive with it on it
>also had my entire hentai folder at the time under a different name (some video game studio)
>came back the next day
>bitch went through everything I had on the flash drive and found the porn
>pulled into her office
>"do you know what i found on there?"
>"I might have an idea"
>"i about near had a heart attack. I pulled one up on my screen at the front office"
>"I can't believe you blah blah blah"
>"haha okay sorry."
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>>4096371
that isn't even the worst part

>next day
>art teacher left my flash drive in the front office computer or some shit
>had to take me and the ENTIRE ART CLASS to the front office because she didn't' want to leave everyone in the studio
>we all walked there
>to retrieve my hentai flash drive
>they had no idea
>art teacher never notified my mother or principle or anything
>mfw
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>>4096372

Why does every adult feel the need to make such a big deal out of finding a kid with porn? If I was a teacher or something I literally couldn't give less of a single fuck. I wouldn't even mention it to the kid or anything.

A kid has porn on his flash drive?!! Holy shit he has to be disciplined because NO ONE does this!

Oh wait basically every fucking male kid growing up does, just some are unlucky(stupid/lazy) enough to get caught. Say I'm fantasizing but I bet the secretly like it to some degree because it her finding your porn was probably the most excitement she felt all week.
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>>4096377
I wasn't disciplined, but I was really pissed that she would rummage through the drive when what she was looking for was in the root and was named and everything. I forgot I had hentai on there and didn't realize until she already had it.
Oh well, though. Funny story to tell to my mates.
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>>4095204
kek
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>13th birthday party
>7 other guys chilling at my place, having an all night halo 2 LAN party.
>friend asks to use my PSP while he takes a crap, I let him
> He decides to use the web browser
> Never cleared my browsing history..
I got shit for years after that about my "big booby cartoon porn"
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>>4090408
why do i want to fuck his mom so bad after reading this?
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>>4090529
>tfw ur swedish
M A S S I V E K E K
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>>4090995
I feel you buddy, my family is the same. I usually try to ignore the topic but when I end up in a long car ride with one of them and I'm forced to listen to "I don't love him anymore, I don't deserve this he doesn't treat me right" I don't wanna hear it. I just don't give a shit. 10 years of hearing the same old thing and neither party makes an attempt to change and try be happy, people suck.
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>>4090313
Wow that sucks, my female friend is the one who got me into cross dressing and getting ass fucked. Though my wife did try this with a few other dudes before me and they ran for the hills. Just keep trying and eventually you'll find someone who absolutely loves you for it.
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>download lolis from 4chan
>someone sees hentai on my pc too
>goes through my porn
>sees lol is
>calls cops
>they confiscate all my electronic devices
>arrest me 9 months later.
>never returned any of my shit
Murika.jpg

Anyway that's how I became a sex offender.
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>>4096633
>download lolis from 4chan
>someone sees hentai on my pc too
>goes through my porn
>sees lol is
>calls cops
>Anyway that's how I became a sec offender.

How did you fuck up this badly?
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>>4096634
I lent a roommate borrow my laptop so they could look for a job/work.
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>>4096634
He's full of shit.
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Only once my sister discovered a pic of a nude dark magician girl in my folder. It went like this

"Whats this?"

"The dark magician girl"

"You like that?"

"Yes"

And thats was it. Altough i also discovered her watching hentai.
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Mom goes out for a while, so I get on to PC and look at hentai, only for her to come home way earlier than expected. I panic and the only thing I can think to do is cover the screen with my arms, which just makes it look worse since doing that made it obvious I was hiding something. She asks me if I was looking at porn, and I said no. Unfortunately, it was a video and I didn't close it, so she could hear everything. She walks up to me and punches me square in the face. The first one only time I've ever been hit by anyone. I'll always remember that day for that reason, and because of how totally embarrassed and humiliated I felt
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>>4089001

Nearly got in trouble once, but averted catrastohpe.

>be 13 or 14
>don't know about hentai
>use a family shared PC also used by older brother and dad
>looking for random anime videos on Limewire or Kazaa (fucking old shit p2p applications)
>end up finding a video called something like "anime girl gets fucked by 2 demons" (it was a scene from La Blue Girl)
>download it, watch it, get strangely aroused by it, do nothing
>forget to delete it
>later on, brother goes on PC and finds the video
>calls to me whilst laughing saying "what the fuck is this? what have you been watching?"
>I play it cool and just laugh it off saying that I was "looking for DBZ videos when I found this fucking stupid shit and watched it for a laugh".
>brother seems convinced, forgets about it and never says nothing to mum and dad
>lesson learned
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>>4094026
i was always wary of my glasses doing that shit
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>>4096627
also in that exact predicament
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>>4096382
yeah I get that shit and hate it too, but really its just about being nosy motherfucker. If most anons found another anon's chan folder, youd bet a majority of the time they'd take a curios peek inside. But highschool teachers are self-entitled fucks so this is amplified even further because they act like they are gods over students. If I was that teacher I'd probably peek through it too just for shits but I wouldnt start a bunch of crap over it, or even mention it really
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>>4096633
does this involve a story about sending in a computer to geek squad at best buy to an anon working there
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>>4096741
>You've only been hit once ever
that wont be good for future predicaments
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>>4096775
>based bro
yup I've definitely shared that feel before
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>>4096741
Why should your mum punch you in the face for watching hentai wtf
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>>4096741
Why should your mum punch you in the face for watching hentai wtf she's a real bitch man
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>>4099388
Well, it's not like I've ever brought it up with her again since then, but I'd imagine it was more for the fact that I lied to her about it when she asked.

That said, while it hurt like hell, she didn't break my nose or anything like that. It was just something that happened. First and so far only time I've gotten in trouble for looking at hentai.

We STILL only have the one PC in the house after all this time, so whenever I look at hentai now I make good and sure that both my parents are at work first, since they rarely ever come home early
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>>4089001
i never went into trouble because of hentai but once, when i was 12 or so, my mum in the morning came in to wake me up and she found a hustler porn magazine on the bottom which a friend gave to me and to which i fapped the night before and which for whatever reason i forgot to hide. She took it, browsed around in it and said, 'well if you like that', put it back and then went out. i was red as fuck but i think that was a cool reaction from my mum.
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>>4089001
This may be of interest:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261377/Porn-study-scrapped-researchers-failed-ANY-20-males-hadn-t-watched-it.html
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Meant to send a normal photo on group skype call and sent this on accident. About had a heart attack at first, but my friends laughed it off.
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>>4089856
if it is drawn it is no child porn in my country. The goal is not to protect the moral but to protect the child.
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>>4089001
Couldn't you have just said "Replay" instead of "Rapelay".
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Didn't get caught but almost did.

>Around 16 at the time
>In group chat with some friends asking if they wanted to come over
>Forgot I looked up porn the night before on my phone
> almost sent 4 of my friends with
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>>4099526

>Other time when I was fapping with some lube
>forgot to lock door
>Had only one page open so hidding it was easy
>Parent wants me to check something
>Looking for stuff with my left while my right dominant hand was in my pocket covered in lube
>Thankfully they turned around here and there making i really easy to wipe it off
>Finally could use normal hand to find what they were looking for
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>>4099507
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors
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>>4093787
You type like you're still 14.
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>>4089001

>driving home from some place one day with my dad
>talking about random shit
>get onto discussion how our internet is shit
>tells me that his work has 4gbit lines and he can monitor all the traffic
>cockily says he can even do the same at home
>i start sweating because he probably has seen the trove of hentai I lookup every night
>dad turns to me and says "nothing can be hidden and it can always be traced back"
>remember that one time I found his harddrive with a stack of porn on it
>"yea, well at least I don't watch some sick Jewish jailed Nazi porn"
>say nothing the whole entire trip back to the house
>don't even look at each other for a whole week after that
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>>4093775
my friends and me discuss hentai and shit while driving to pubs etc (of course only my animuh crew) but other friends wouldnt give me shit about it and actually know that i like that kinda stuff
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>>4095129
I really liked the narrative progression in this one.
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>>4096726
you end up fucking?
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>sister-in-law and her sister and brother, and my little brother want to see a movie
>they ask me for my usb hard drive
>give it to them
>bitch sister-in-law starts browsing every folder instead of opening "movies" folder
>they find my secret porn folder
>first pic was loli hentai
>shocked looks with "aaaaahh" and giggles
>run like flash
>unplug hard drive "You've seen enough for today"
>bitch sister-in-law says: "What's the matter anon? Why are you angry?"
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>>4089899
>>4090300
>>4090313
And shit like this is why 3D will always be PD.
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>>4090313
>cross dresser

Yup. You are gay. Nothing wrong with that. I fuck my trap daily. Tight holes.
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>Copy paste's Hentai name from a chat on phone
> sends msg to bro
> Fail copys msg send hentai name to friend
>friend : wtf ?
> me: some1 sent it i didnt know what it was
> drunk friend : qspfj^sqdjgpqsjgdqs OK sound good !
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>>4089001
I've had a few close calls, but never directly caught

But someone in my family might know

>college poorfag, live at home
>Got really drunk, started masturbating in my room
>passed out without finishing
>don't remember if I closed my laptop or not
>wake up with paints on, laptop off, everything on it closed

No one has said anything yet, so I guess I got lucky. I pretty normal otherwise
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>>4091044
Dude, I'm 36. Ya'll don't even know the struggle of pre-internet hentai fandom. The first hentai I ever saw was a bootleg VHS copy of LA Blue Girl that had been fan-subbed, and I scored that at an anime club meet held at a local university.
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>>4100034
Hell no, thats disgusting. Sadly i dont live in a porn world.
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Looking up hentai on the school PCs, in a room full of people. Accidentally press something on the keyboard, image starts printing right there in the middle of the room.
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>>4096591
>big booby cartoon porn

I'm rolling on the floor here mate
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>be 13
>cheap parents so only dial up
>parents dip out for a minute
>want to fap but know they won't be gone long
>idea forms: why not print out pics?
>find picture of a girl deep throating
>ctrl + p
I should probably mention that not only were my parents cheap about the internet, they were cheap about the printer they bought. Slow as fuck.
>pic is about 1/4 printed when they pull up in the drive
>ohshitnigger.exe
>hit cancel 5 times but nothing happens
>front door opens
>try to pull out paper. Rips. Keeps printing
>parents walk in to see me trying to rip paper out of the printer
>"anon what are you doing?"
>n...nothing
>printer decides to finish printing the rest of the pic
>large boobs clearly visible
>grounded for 2 months
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>>4089814
you absolutley fucking will. in the UK at least
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>>4090313
Mental disorders are not attractive or sexy.
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I usually lurk around 4chan but this thread calls to me.
I've never been caught but I have caught my brother. Twice. Fucking asshole took forever to learn to lock the door.
I don't understand why people have such hatred of hentai. Mainly because like all of my friends are really chill.
What is the problem anyways?
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I remember reading about someone on /k/ hiding some eva doujins in their plate carrier in the early stages of Iraq. I cant imagine feelings if he got shot and the medics started removing his gear.
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>>4089001
Had a close call once
>Be on /gif/
>Pixel thread
>See a pretty Peridot video
>Control +c paste into new tab
>watch video and then go to sleep
>next day I am on youtube and I find a funny video
>decide to send it to a friend through skype
>I fail at pressing control c correctly
>send pretty peridot link to my friend
>immediately realize what I had done after pressing send
>panicmode.exe
>delete comment and send correct link
>my friend was away from his computer so I lucked out
from that day forth I have paid close attention to what I copy and paste
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>>4089001
>*on phone after school hanging out looking at some random hentai*
>*crush walks by without me noticing*
>"hey what are you doing ano-...."
>*walks towards her*
>"its not what it looks like its just anim-"
>"i know what it is" *slightly disgusted face*
>*walks away feeling ashamed*
yeah that day i was going to ask her out too ._.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxSf1iZ42G0
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>>4089635
The porn isn't illegal, creating porn that is gonna be behind a paywall or what you can make money from in england that has those "banned" acts in is illegal. You're safe to go to england and watch ur japanese shit.
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>>4102213
[citation needed]
That's not how it works at all.
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>>4102215
As a brit I can say it is.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-porn-legislation-what-is-now-banned-under-new-government-laws-9898541.html
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>>4099476
20-40 minutes? Really?
Maybe I'm the odd one out, but I usually go for 1-2 hours...
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>>4090666
apparently this is a thing that bothers a lot of married women. My friend's wife gets super bitchy if she thinks he was looking at porn. I genuinely don't get the attitude that "it's like cheating". No it's fucking not. Not that it's my problem, my wife and I fucking love porn, the more fucked up the better.
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>Be me when in eighth grade
>Practicing Catholic, about to get Confirmed
>I'm still Catholic, what the fuck am I doing here
>Digressing from that
>Night of Confirmation
>Two hours before ceremony mass
>Have to shower, get dressed
>Decide to jerk it, clean off in the shower
>TwoBirdsWithOneStone.jpg
>Steal Dad's phone and go to some random hentai site
>Open up random hentai
>Start going at it
>Bust a nut, still hard
>Decide to go for round 2
>Hear Mom's voice
>"Anon, why are you taking so long?!"
>mfw an hour has passed
>It's a half-hour drive to the Church
>mfw I have to be there half an hour early to meet up with my sponsor
>Broke the damn sound barrier getting ready for Confirmation

Lesson learned: don't rub one out before an important religious ceremony.
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> watch that monster girl show on jewtube via ps3.
>oh shit this is pretty comfy and l-lewd.
>later that week my gf wants to show me a funny video.
>sure use the ps3 it's better then the phone.
>go get us some drinks from the fridge.
>hear my gf giggeling(think that she found the funny video).
>get back and see my girlfriend looking at the startscreen filled with huge monster tits.
> so anon do you fap to cute snek girls.
>get red and smile.

Now she bullies me with it, calling me a perv and weeb and shit. It's all fun and games though.
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This is a pretty easy thing to avoid if you're not a massive fucking autist.
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>have a computer in my room
>use pic related as a wallpaper
>mom comes in to use my computer
>tells me to get this porn off my computer
>"mom how is this porn"
>shes naked
>whatever and remove it
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>>4102343
And then one day you find her laying on bed

wearing nothing more than yellow contact lenses, red wig, red snake skin pants

and the most mischievous smile you could ever imagine.
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>take AutoCAD course
>fuck around with the template while showing my friends the software
>"you can put anything there?"
>haha yeah look at this
>leave computer
>go to work on projects the next day
>template file still open
>save it, attach to project
>send instructor completed project
>with template

almost died of shame that day
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>>4089001
jesus how fucking sperg are you that you wrote down a hentai game as your favorite?
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>>4089001
>be me
>be 16
>be drawing [spoiler]gay[/spoiler] anime porn on my computer
>have headphones on, listening to music
>mom opens the door, walks in
>desk faces away from room's door
>don't hear her
>don't se her
>just stands there
>after a while taps me on the shoulder
>close everything really fast, turn around "what do you want mom"
>"anon...what are you doing?"
>tfw the look on her face, I know she saw it
>start sweating and ask her to leave
>be me now, living alone
>still keep desk facing the door, never will let my guard down again

It wasn't that bad but we couldn't look each other in the face for a week after that.
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>1~2 years ago
>Friend is mod in "X" chan
>IRL he talked about a new meme
>fetish thread on this "X" chan
>write about how i find the smell of my smega good and how i wonder if womans would think the same
>use the meme prototype in the post

In the end because of that meme he finded out that was me. Because no one else used that meme.
Well, i guess the smega fetish is hentai to blame about.
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Not exactly hentai related, but somewhat embarrassing.

>tfw no gf
>horny as fuck
>decide to spice up my fapping habits by making an onahole out of foam and a plastic tube
>use it a few times in the course of a month.
>hide at the very back of my closet and forget about it
>one year later
>"anon, hope you don't mind, but I've tidied up your closet and gave away some old clothes you weren't using"
>"ah.. s-sure. t-thanks m-mom..."
>find my onahole neatly packed alongside my 3DPG porn mags from back in the day
>never spoke a word about it.

It still haunts me to this day.
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>>4096372
>>4096371

why was this cunt snooping through your files?
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>>4101933

parents should know that anytime the leave a teenager alone for 5-10 minutes he's probably fappin'.
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>Go to a bar with a couple female coworkers
>Get a little too tipsy, saying dumb shit without thinking
>They bring up porn
>"What about you anon, what's the porn you watch?"
>"Lol no I don't watch porn, I only fuck with hentai"
>Shit why did I say that, they will think I'm a creep now
>The conversation becomes both of them talking about the different hentai videos they've watched and enjoyed
Still not sure what happened. Do I just have good luck, or have I found fellow degenerates?
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>>4096741
>Watching porn
>Gets punched
Fuck your mom
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>>4090313
>Are you retarded?
>I'm also a crossdresser
You can't use those two together.
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>be me
>be 16
>fap every night
>use same towel behind my bed 2 cum on
>use this towel for probably over a year
>come home one day
>room is cleaned
>ohshit.jpg
>look for cum towel
>its not there
>my mom obviously found it
>she says nothing to me
>she had to know it was a cum rag this thing was crispier than burnt toast
feels good i guess? My mom is a nurse so she thinks along the lines of "its natural for a boy".
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One day we will catch our kids watching some snuff bestiality shit and they will post on 4chan about how retarded we are for thinking the family dog might be in danger.
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>>4102625
Oh god lol
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>Like 2 years ago
>Grandparents are visiting
>Grandfather needs directions to somewhere
>Open Chrome
>Thing which displays 8 recently visited pages is on screen
>First one is a really small image of some hentai website I had been browsing earlier
>Go to X it out quickly
>Keep in mind, grandfather is sitting right next to me while I do this
>Fucking miss the X
>Open page
>With the thunder and the lightning I close the tab
>Doesn't mention anything
>Still hasn't mentioned it to this day
>Hasn't been any change in his attitude towards me at all
>mfw
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>>4089223
Maybe because porn magazines are predictable while God knows what could happen on the internet.
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>Time that I should be getting ready for school
>Looking at lewd stuff on my computer with my pants down, probably 15
>Mom walks in and says, "Now's not the time for that"
>I say sorry and pull my pants up
>Never mentioned again
My mom's cool
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>>4102622
It's natural for anyone. Your mom probably stole your cum rag and masturbates with it.
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Have you ever caught someone looking at hentai. I caught my friend's mom looking at hentai for a good 10 minutes on his phone when I took a nap in his room after school and she didn't notice me, she started relaxing and watching it like a soap opera. I was just standing in the hallway unnoticed until I decided to go back bed and wait for everyone to come back home from McDonalds. I never told him or my friends.
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>hosting anime night
>using personal comp
>usually keep saved hentai separate but sometimes duty calls
>saved pics in anime folder
>open on big screen kn front of whole group

No one said anythin so I thing they enjoyed that Chiyo goodness
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>be me
>8th grade, Catholic school with a nun as a teacher
>doing a science project with a few colleagues on evolution
>Saving all the information on my flash drive
>bring stuff back to class
>"Hey anon, give me the flash drive so I may but it on the projector"
>"No problem, here"
>remember I had a folder filled with Hentai images
>colleague presses on it
>big as thumbnails of Hentai
>seems like nun almost had a heart attack
>call parents and sent to principal
>Usual scolding of how its the work of Lucifer that I am into Hentai, blah blah
>get home
>"Hey, anon, there is no harm done, you know I have my collection as well"
>Mom shows me her collection of lesbian regular porn
>wanted to die
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>>4090313
I had a similar situation, accidentally posting almost-porn onto a facebook study group, deleting it only after someone already noticed.

Thankfully it was a guy and it just resulted in a conversation that confused everyone else and left it at that.
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This ones kind of a reverse scenario.

>In highschool back before everyone had cable internet
>me and this weeb chick talk about anime every other day
>she asked if I'm into hentai
>say of course I am and my favorite is Bible Black
>says she wants to download all of it but her internet is too slow
>Ask her to lend me a flash drive and I'll give her my copies of the VN and anime
>Get home open up the flash drive to copy that shit on and notice the huge video thumbnail of a naked girl
>open that shit up
>It's her masturbating on the floor speaking in broken Japanese
>Laugh it off and fap to it and Bible Black at the same time.
>give her flash drive back the next day with the good on it
>She's very embarrased and asked if I looked at any of the other files on it
>Told her I enjoyed her video and her Japanese is pretty good
>She blushes like a mother fucker and say thanks

We still hang out to this day.
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>>4102961
Anon, that is waifu material, Marry her and replay all your favourite Hentai scenes.
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But why was it there in the first place? Was it meant for someone else?
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>>4090318
>Isn't her behavior totally hypocritical?
She was hoping he would be the alpha guy that fucks, not the sissy that gets fucked.

>>4096377
It's the assumption that you're doing it so much that you get caught.
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>>4102961
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>>4102435
saved.
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>>4102220
you're gonna get jailed
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>>4102391
>naked
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Well I did find out my grandpa is a fucking hentai watching weeb

>Let grandpa borrow laptop for the weekend because his desktop is in the shop
>Come over on monday and pick it up
>Get home and look through the history
>Turns out he had been watching Shimoneta and Lucky Star on YouTube
>He had also been looking at old hentai on X Hamster
>mfw

Nowadays we occasionally discuss animes he discovers over the phone. Feels good man.
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I ordered an Asuka figma on amazon when I was in high school and I had no idea my stepdad would open it. I hate that fuck. He told my mom and she said "here's your japanese sex toy" and threw it in my room. I had literally no privacy at all, not even packages I ordered with my money
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>>4102961

> before everyone had cable internet
> flash drive cheap enough that highschoolers have them

What kind of third world hellhole are you from?
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>>4089892
>Otome Dori
Anon be honest, what the fuck did you feel after all the cluster fuck
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>>4094029
Bosshi is based tbqh
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>>4090995
in the same situation sorta, my mom loves my old man, I think, but my old man doesn't give a fuck anymore. I actually caught my dad fucking my aunt in law, can't saw shit about it cause I'm afraid my mom might do something dangerous, but she always comes to me with stories about how fucking shitty he is, and I can't say shit cause I love her to much to break her heart like that. also the old man's whore is currently staying in my house, I'm contemplating murder, or at least arson.
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>>4089001
Does this sorta count?

>Dad finds hentai folder, I'm 13.
>"Son, is this yours? If you lie and I find out, it will be a lot worse."
>"...yes."
>Solid minute of silence.
>Walks out of room.
>"Well, he's not gay."
>Hear mom sigh with relief.
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>>4101933
why didn't you just unplug the printer?
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>>4104485
What?
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>be me in 7th grade
>kazaa is still a thing
>downloading hentai
>your download will be ready in 3 days, 16 hours, 12 minutes
>auto play when ready
>3 days, 16 hours, 11 minutes later, playing Star Wars Galaxies
>schoolgirl_gets_tentacle_raped.avi
>parent over shoulder
>moved my computer into the living room
>installed parental controls
>didn't stop me, but was annoying
>never speaks of it again

Ten years later, and I still can't shake the feeling she thinks I'm a hardcore pervert. I'm boring as fuck - the hardest core I go is doggy style.
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>>4099535
I love that wikipedia has a page this specific on this subject.
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>>4104463
Do you have any Boku no Pico stuff in that folder?
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>>4104526
>>4099535
So is it safe to conclude, that if my country isn't on that list, it's fine to have it on my computer?
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>>4102961
you better marry this her anon, before i do.
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>brother asks to use my laptop to print something.
>"Why can't you just use your own?"
>"Because yours is already hooked up to the printer."
>"Fine."
>turns out he needs to print an application from online
>google used to make you save anything before you printed it
>click print
>I'm right behind him
>opens download folder with all my hentai images in it
>"You into anime porn huh?"
>"Yeah. It's not like it's the only thing I get off to."
He hasn't asked to print anything since. He gave me shit about it once but I didn't really care. If you don't overreact they won't either. They'll just think you're a tad strange.
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>>4096377
>>4096371
>>4096372
>long time ago in school
>with a few friends in computer class watching hentai pics from my friend diskette
>they were mostly screenshots from Cool Devices and Bible Black
>teacher was wondering why are like 10 pupils around one computer
>he "get mad" and take the diskette away and put in one of his pockets
>next class he call the kid who was the owner of the diskette
>he gave him a CD (cds were like new or something)
>CD contained Cool Devices and Bible Black animation
>make him promise to keep it as a secret
>we watched it later in a sleepover
These were good times, teacher also installed a lot of emulators in the computers so we always played Megaman X and pokemon Red in classes
>>
I feel embarrassed just reading some of these
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>>4104597
i can guarantee you he was a pedo
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>>4102220
>>4102213
You're wrong. The laws in the article you linked are about things that are illegal to produce in the UK, but not illegal to watch. That's new legislation from 2014.

But child porn (including loli, under UK law) is illegal to produce, watch, and possess. And you CAN be jailed for it, and that's been the law for a while.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/manga-anime-fans-warned-after-british-man-convicted-possessing-cartoon-child-porn-1471040
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>>4090644
I remember seeing a girl crying on twitter because she did the same thing, but it was with lewds of JJBA instead.

>>4094026
>" Have you been reading hentai again anon?
>" yes... "
That's kind of cute.
>>
I got my high school to enact a blanket ban on all sites involving the words 'anime', 'manga', and 'video games' for looking up /e/ material in the library. Got a stern talking to from the principal.
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>>4099388
I don't know about him, but my mum used to hit me for not talking loud enough. She also suplexed me into our tile floor once because she thought I was hiding something (porn) from her, but it was just one of my school notebooks.

Having a /fit/ mom is awful sometimes.
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>>4102622
>she had to know it was a cum rag this thing was crispier than burnt toast

I just throw it out and get a new one when this happen. Bath towels at Walmart are like $3
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>>4102343
marry her
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>be me grade 10
>have usb
>aformentioned usb is used to promptly move porn from my laptop to my pc
>porn ranged from normal images of women, videos, hentai, hentai flash games, even a furry hentai flash game, with like. horses and shit.
>put usb in pocket
>forget about pocketed usb
>go to private anglican school (crazy religious)
>usb falls out
>8th grade kid finds it
>tells the teachers
>tells his entire grade
>i get suspended for a week
>all my friends know
>the cool kids know me as porn king
>graduate as porn king
>still make usb related jokes
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>>4095116
What a dick bag.
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>be me, around 11, retarded kid who didn't even know how to clear history
>searching for fapz
>parents r sleeping
>end up really lost
>opening a fuck ton of ads
>like 25 tabs open at the same time
>shitty computer
>mom wakes up
>FUCK
>panic
>stupid ass pc frozen
>closeclosecloseclas
>mom is coming near me
>she passes by
>still shit ton of porn frozen in screen
>doesn't notice
>fuck this
>pull cable
>"what's up with the computer anon"
>"ah shit it turned off lolz"
My mom already got me in the act though, she never even mentioned it
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How the fuck do so many of you ever get caught?
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>>4105338
>buddy studying turbo pascal in highschool
>writes program that freezes pc
>watches porn at home
>mom walks in
>press reset button
>Anon why did you just reset pc?
>program im wiriting is bugged, freezes pc.
>dont believe, show me
>run program, pc freezes, press reset
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>>4089001
>15
>playing a truth game
>Surrounded by my closest friends
>I get asked a question
>"anon what's your favorite type of porn?"
>give me a minute on this
>ten minutes later I say I have my answer
>"Hentai"
>Everyone's face shifts into a look of horror
>They are disgusted
>Every one of them is silent for a good 4 minutes before one of my friends says
>"Anon... What the fuck?"
>I end up leaving because I can feel the hatred they feel towards me now
>Next day it turns out half the school knows
>Crush walks up to me
>"So what's this I hear about you watching hentai?"
>mfw
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>>4105297
>Still make usb related jokes
Do you say "Brb, gotta plug and tug?"
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>>4105691
Another tale by me. Not going to hide that I'm the same person.
>16
>Sister is a bitch
>Always asks to borrow my computer and my phone
>fuck off my porn is on there
>tell her I don't want her to use them because I don't trust her
>She will not take no for an answer
>brings my mum up to my room
>She forces me to let her on
>Couple of minutes later I go back to my pc
>My hentai folder is open
>Oh shit
>Can't talk to her because that wouldn't go down well
>Sitting in the car on a long journey
>Car breaks down
>Sister is having a fit
>She didn't want to go on this trip in the first place
>gets sick of it and shouts
>"Anon looks at weird porn!"
>I get a quick look of "wtf" from my dad
>Then my mum saves me by saying "That is completely unrelated"
>Have to sit around waiting for our car to be fixed
>Have to then sit in a car with them all for two hours
>No one brings up porn around me ever again
>No one ever asks to use my computer or even comes in my room again
>family hates me
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>>4104558
>If you don't overreact they won't either.

This, a thousand times this.

If you're ever found to enjoy hentai, simply assume it and play it cool. Being confident about it will make it less embarrassing to you, and people will be less likely to be weirded out.

Remember: it's only weird if YOU make it weird.

There are exceptions of course. I can't see this working if you're like 12 or if you have genuinely shitty friends/co-workers/parents. But in most cases you should be fine.
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>>4090408
>>4090529
To be honest, liking futanari is at least some kind of gay-in-denial shit. I have too often see futanari artists take the next step and start doing gay porn.
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>>4105733
Depends on the context, there's some nearly identical futa shit if held side by side but only one I would actually get a rise from.
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My parents are prudish to the point where they think masturbation will make you retarded and crippled. My mom also thinks that jackin it will make people rapists. But hey, my dad apparently cheats on my mom (in her words anywho) like it's a thing to do... for 20 years.

Maybe I'm catching a break but I found some buds I can hang out with with which I can share the funny ass hentai and porn that I find, and vise versa.
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>be me
>12 years old
>just discovered hentai a week prior
>be extremely nervous about it being found
>never clear internet history usually, so mom gets suspicious after using my computer (think she suspected me) and seeing nothing in history
>"Anon, why is your history always gone?"
> my stupid 12 year old mind: SHITSHITSHITSHIT
>my stupid 12 year old mouth: "uh, I don't know"
>Why did I say that?
>"Tell me the truth, I promise I won't be mad"
>Notimetothinkofgoodliepng
>Blurt out "I was watching an inappropriate video!"
>Didn't question it further
>Never brought up again
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>>4089001

>2004
> Be 13, granparents just got pc and internet
> Never have internet before with free reign before,always in school
>discover hentai
> fap like 6 times a day every weekend when visiting
>Uncel comes to visit one weekend
>he uses internet
> types in www.po
> sweating buckets
> Google lists the tonnes of porn I've been watching
> Get called out, lectured over watching Porn and not being 18, types of porn disgusting all in front of granparents, cousins, aunts and uncel
> don't fap for two weeks when visitng
> learn to delete selected history
> Been fapping ever since
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>>4105761
>uncel

>>4105751
>>4105751
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>>4105745
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE KIGGLES
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>>4105761
my dad is more suspicious about shit like that than me, he has ff set to clear his browsing history every time it's closed and also regularly deletes all his text messages ("what do I need them for?") and other shit.

probably has to do with his gambling but it's not like he's in debt. just doing it illegally.
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>Be fappin to hentai in my room with the door locked
>Suddenly sister literally barges in somehow (apparently if you twist and jerk the doorknob fast enough the lock just opens)
>With my 5 years of practice with never getting caught I whip my dick back into my pants and change tabs
>She doesn't even look at me and walks nonchalantly into my bathrom and closes the door
>Actually talks to me while the door is closed and tells me that the other bathroom was occupied
>Think I'm in the clear but she tells me out of nowhere "Don't be a pussy and finish up"
>mfw she tells me this whilst taking a dump
>mfw I actually did when she was no more than 3 feet away from me.

I guess I actually didn't get in trouble tho.
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>>4089001
Didn't end up in trouble, but was pretty awkward.


>be me, 18y old.
>I'm in a boarding school because my parents thought it would help become more independant.
>I share my room with 3 other friends that are 2y younger.
>All 4 of us like to watch anime.
>Because I'm old enough, I'm the only one allowed by the direction to use my laptop for things unrelated to school.
>So, while at home for the week-end, I dowload a shit-ton of animu to watch with my roomates (the golden age of mega-upload).
>We watch a lil' of everything ravenously.
>Trying to find new and exciting things, I discovered on some forum a compilation of "what's new this season".
>I grab it, watch someof it at random, to check if there's nothing wrong (ex: damaged files of viruses).
>Nothing seems out of place.
>School-week begins.
>Monday evening.
"Alright guys, done with your homework? Let's watch some new show!"
>"What's this one about?"
"To be honest, I dunno... What's the worst that could happen?"

The answer? KissXSis.
Well, young as we were... We kept watching.
Until the teacher in charge of the floor came to check why we were laughing so hard.
He saw one of the "best moments" in the reflection of the window behind us...
We didn't get in trouble, but that dude had one of best shit-eating grin I've ever seen.


The next year, I would let one of my roomate borrow my laptop for an afternoon without propely hiding my latest hentai acquisition...
That evening, I found half my group of friends (including a few girls, most notably my crush) hidden in the basement of the boarding school, waiting for me to ask if I had planned on doing a group screening of the darn thing.
I was just happy that the one who had a pocket projector had forgotten it in his locker...

Urgh, the awkwardness when my crush commented: "It's not even subtitled! ... You clearly don't watch it for the plot."
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>>4099540
Underrated tale.

>>4105691
>>4105703
Dude... That's harsh.
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>>4101933
Holy shit I would print out single doujin pages when i was younger too because

>shared computer
>didn't know flash drives were a thing (they were new)
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>be me, 12th year of school
>draw hentai as a hobby
>get bored of studying
>gets hentai out and sketches some ideas
>someone sees
>they go insane
>beg them to keep their mouth shut
>they go crazy and start telling everyone
>last year of school spent as 'the perv'
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>>4106156
Yeah, that's a cool story, but it isn't on topic. Maybe you should start a thread for stories of getting caught and getting away with it. Regardless, I liked the story.

>>4106181
That part about your crush crushing your ego, man -- that's some tragic feels.

>>4106200
Hey there dubs, I read your story. Did people seriously give you a hard time for an entire year just because you drew picture of h? You must have been desperately overdue for a nickname.
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>Give my phone to girl from class
>"Anon do you like big boobs?"
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>>4106230
In all honesty, I was pretty lucky.
In that group, we were all close friends, we all had an embarassing experience or two because of that friendship.
The comment didn't even sting to be honest, because she was her usual mischievious but not mean self and she had once confessed that she had read and watched some pretty raunchy stuff (like Angel Blade to mention only one)...
Heck, she's the one who ended up having a nervous breakdown while explaining the semantics of "yaoi", "yuri", "shota", "loli" and "ahegao"!
My relationship with her or the rest of the group didn't worsen. At our age, we were mature enough to not make a huge deal of what one did to get off.
So, yeah... I miss sharing my daily life with those friends. But I'll hold these memories dear, even the embarassing ones.
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>>4104420
The far off past of being in High school in the early 2000's
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It happend just once, idk if this one counts
>me being 13 ( i turned 20 last week)
>used to draw a lot of hentai shit i even made entire mangas on notebooks
>dumped all that hentai shit on my trash can
> one night i woke up and found my parents looking into the trash can while giggling
>got really mad
>forced them to gtfo my room
>i got back to bed but can't sleep
>in the morning, no words from my parents for 2 weeks

Related pick shows how i used to draw at 13 if someome wants to know ( only one cause i got rid of everything lewd)
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>>4106261
Actually half decent. Would read.
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>>4102080
One of my classmates was a Air Force Security Policeman. At one point his job was searching packages leaving Afghanistan for contraband (drugs, guns/explosives, stolen US military gear, etc) and hears a female colleague shout "What the fuck!", turns out she and a supervisor had found a footlocker with 10 padlocks on it (not suspicious at all), crowbarred it open and found a fuckton of nasty amateur porn, "anime snuff porn", photos of dead afghan kids, etc. Apparently it resulted in a JAG investigation and several convictions.
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>>4105691
Shit man. That's brutal. I'm really feel bad about that, mostly because you "friends" are autistic shits.
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>>4106261
well you were pretty damn good, got any current arts?
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>>4104485
Because the paper would still be stuck in there
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>>4105297
Please don't tell me that the way they traced it to you was because you weote your name on the thing.
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>>4105394
Fap genius at work
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>>4089001
Or so fucking idiotic like you.
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>>4106313
here you go
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>>4102299
Hah, religion, important
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>>4094026
>fapping at boy scout campout
>ever

It's like you want to get mauled by a bear.

When I was at Philmont our trail guide warned us against this specifically.
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>>4102184
Ohhhhh...dude ohhhhh...I wanna give you a pity hug, but I just can't...I feel so sorry that such a thing happen to you .
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>>4106453
Was a ranger at Philmont. They told you that to fuck with you.
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>>4106463
I would never fap at camp anyhow, way too many opportunities to get caught. After a few days out, camp goggles in combination with the sighting of even the most barely passable lady make this rather difficult.
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>>4089001
>Noone has called op out for being full of shit yet
who the fuck knows what rapelay is in the eight grade
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>>4106453
>>4106463
>>4106472
that artificial sleeping bag fabric felt *good* against your dick, especially when you gripped it from the outside, fuck, mang
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>>4102622
>she had to know it was a cum rag this thing was crispier than burnt toast

I had a pair of underwear I'd use. By the time I threw them away they were petrified and wouldn't move. When I threw them in the trash outside there was a loud ass clunk as I chucked them in.
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>there's faggots out there that don't use hexadecimal names for their folders so no one sees it as "hentai" and they'll assume it's some system file if they're stupid enough and won't mess with it
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>fap looking to hentai on my cellphone before going to driving school
>go to theory lesson, sit next to girl
>get bored, open browser on cellphone
>big-ass hentai pic on fullscreen
>close it at the speed of light

I still have no idea if anyone saw that. I hope they didn't but then again it's not like I really care about those people.
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>>4106694
Do you people not have noses? Do you think everybody who entered your room didn't immediately notice the smell?
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>>4106453
>>4106463
I had more wet dreams at Philmont than I had had in my life up to that point. Nature is wonderful.
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>>4095116
I had a similar experience (it was specifically teen titans stuff) but it was my older brothers and their friends. I was mortified.
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>>4096591
Was using my buddies laptop and typed 's-' into Google, the suggestion/past search was "SUPER HUGE BOOBS". It's like he thought all caps would make the searched boobs even bigger. We were 13 at the time. I laughed very, VERY hard to his face.
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>>4089001
>just finishing up masturbatory session feat. Hatsune Miku
Using Chrome, btw.
>Accidentally sync chrome with chromes on other devices
>mum using iPad downstairs
>calls me down
>"Anon, what's this?"
>I know what's coming
>she taps the closed miku porn and extends her arm to show ipad
>I'm slowly losing it inside, but on the surface I'm calm and ready
>I take the ipad from her hands
>Tap the 'x' before the tab loads and my shame shows
"I-It's nothing. It must be one of those silly viruses"
>"Ok, Anon. You should be more careful on the Internet next time."

Crisis diverted. I think I convinced her, but now I am nervous those rare times I see Miku on TV with her in the same room.
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>>4106695
>implying anybody believes that hex folders exist outside of temp and system folders
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>>4106828
this happens to me pretty regularly desu

I'll be at the bar with my dad or something and pull out my phone to check something and then quickly pull it out of sight
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>>4101933
>be young, had dial up
>also decide to print pictures
>printer runs out ink
>spits the rest of the picture out
>tear it up and throw it in the trash
>at the time did not understand that the printer buffer would keep any unfinished jobs until it could finish them
>dad wants to show me how to restock the ink since i expressed an interest in working on computers and stuff with him
>insert cartridges
>picture starts printing
>it's what i tried to print earlier in the week
>"anon, i'm not mad but next time clear the print jobs like this so it doesn't happen again"

10/10 dad
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>>4107381
Your dad sounds like my dad.
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>be me
>going to main street of a big city to hang out and maybe go to a strip club
>me, buddy, buddies gf, and another friend of our's
>friend brings up that i watch hentai casually
>laugh and say it's my shit and offer to show them 'cause i don't give a fuck
>that's my thing in this group, i'm the i don't give a fuck i'll do anything guy
>pull up alignment you! you!
>we sit in my car for like ten minutes while alignment you! you! blares thru my car speakers (aux cord nigga) with me holding the phone up so everyone could see it
I miss those fucks.
>>
I'm just glad that I have no such stories to post in this thread.
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>>4102642
We all know what happens on the internet...children probably should be predicted. I've been on 4chan since I was 14 and look how I turned out.
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Yo does anyone know the name of a doujin about a petite high school girl who fucks a nerdy fat guy because she loses a bet. Guy goes ape shit and fucks her for hours until she breaks and naturally becomes his girlfriend.

I think the best part of it was after they fuck the first time and he lasts like 10 seconds they put in a caption saying "little does she know every day after school he goes home and masturbates furiously for 8 hours!"
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>>4104463
Kek'd
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>be 14
>hard drive somehow decided to eat itself - music gone, games gone, everything...
>ask dad for help
>fancy_recovery_tool.exe
>starts one of the mp3's from my music collection to see if it's worked
>music starts: Metallica - Enter Sandman for 10 seconds
>suddenly turns into fake sounding sucking noises and high pitched squeaking
>cold sweating mode engaged
>after 2 sec or so, back to Metallica
>"what was that anon? Was that part of the song?"
>anon: "Uhm..."
>Metallica gives way again, this time to hot moaning of Rita fucking Faltoyano. (Some pornactress from way back).
>anon: "Eh... nope."
>dad starts laughing
>unplugs hard drive
>"go and look what you can... salvage"

Thought I was gonna spontaneously combust out of sheer embarrasment or something, but my dad never spoke of it again. Love that guy.
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>>4102570
Underrated post.
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>>4107381
seems like alot of people used to do this, i did this as well.
>printed out personal collection
>only one in my group of friends who have internet
>friends and i get together and watch dbz and other anime.
>always hear comments of "i wish there was porn of this"
>get the amazing idea "what if i said there is? and i can get you some?"
>fuckyeah.jpg
>hundreds of dollars of my parents wasted money on ink later and me having everybodys allowances
>get caught with a 15+ copies of basically homemade hentai publications even with issue #'s because i was fucking awesome and over a hundred collected bucks i shouldn't of had
>toonytits productions was shut down.
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>>4107635
>Alignment You You
For real? That's some kinky shit too.
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Why are moms so fucking scared of pornography? My dad gives zero shits.

Are women insecure or something? Looking back, my mom literally beat me, put me through a huge guilt phase, and literally told me I was the worst person in town for watching pornography.

It took 3 of her friends to stop her from beating me.

I already got a license for a 22 dollar an hour job and I'm very ready to move out as soon as I get my car.
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>>4108601
>are women insecure?

Have you ever had any interaction with the opposite sex?
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When i was 14 i would print out hentai images. And put them in a ziplock bag so they wouldnt get wet. And id take random ones into the shower with me. Stick it on the shower wall. And just wack off. Left the baggie with the hentai image in the shower once. Sibling found it. Pretending it was my friends. No way my parents believed me, but they let it go. God. i fucking cringe anytime i remember... 24 years old now.
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>>4107346
Wait... Miku is on TV??
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>>4106261
>one night i woke up and found my parents looking into the trash can while giggling
A+ parents for not getting mad
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>>4106280
What the fuck
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>>4108601
That's not always the case. I know my dad is strict with lewd things. My mom would probably not talk about it.
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>>4108718
Not him but she was on Toyota commercials a few years back.
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>>4102184
Everyday is the day we "ask" her out...
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> gf showing me how to upload images onto wordpress.
>she clicks upload and fucking hentai folder pops up since I don't save images besides porn.
>I nearly shit my pants
>she's too busy looking at my face explaining what to do
>I wrap it up quick and X it off.
>lucked out
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>>4106538
Pretty sure you don't need to know exactly what the game is to be concerned if you see the word "rape" in the title of a video game someone lists as their favorite.
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>>4089901
yup, mostly they feel betrayed because you're getting of on other women, sort of like checking out women on the street, etc
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>>4095305
Awww the places hentai goes ^_^

Parents have discovered porn in history and from tech guy cleaning old shit, but never found in act.
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>>4104597
Yeah it's not as if you got to school to prepare for college or anything ^_^
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>>4095855
Fuck are you me?
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>>4108400
I decided I was going to go hard and show them something I've fapped to a ton. It was that or Koakuma Kanojo because of that RAD futa scene at the end but I couldn't remember the name at the time. I got a kick out of explaining, "So this is Sakurako-san, she's a ghost that haunts this toilet in her high school."
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>>4108601
Neither of my parents cared. They were both huge pervs.
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>>4109193
You had a similar experience, eh? Yeah, it was a really awkward time
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>>4089001
>teacher knows what rapelay is

Get cancer
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>>4108798
If you can't share that with your girlfriend, then I'd recommend reconsidering being in a relationship.
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>>4109385
>Rapelay
>Rape
I dont think it is that hard to know what's it about
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>be me
>use to go on one of those hentai facebook groups
>used ipad to post
>little did i know that the ipad was connected to his phone
>pics appeared on dad's phone
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>later dad comes back from home and asked me questions and shit
>"oh pops the icloud is probably fucked or something."
>later midnight i disabled the cloud shit and never used ipad for posting again
>mfw looking back how careless am i
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>>4100234
This.
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>>4108601
Women, on average, are raised in a way so that they feel sexually insecure. This is mostly done through shame and guilt, mostly because women are considered "sexless" by many fundamentalists and conservatives. Men aren't held to this standard as often as women. Though, someone who grew up sexual insecure - i.e. a a mother who believes that God will hate her if she has sex before marriage - will see senselessness as purity in both genders. Such, they will scare their kids with horror stories, cut off the sensitive parts of their kid's genitals (Foreskin), and especially disgust masturbation.
The sexual revolution is steadily changing this. I would expect the next few generations of mothers to not give two shits about their kids jacking off.
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>>4099540
So your dad is like an IT guy?

Lucky.
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>>4099540
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>>4106428
>>4106261
This kid has a future in hentai.
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>>4102625
Legit haha
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>>4106428
that's amazing, good job anon
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>be me
>be 2010
>13 year old kid who just enjoys a wank
>suddenly phone gets issues, i used to store like 10 pictures on it but would wank to them everyday
>stepdad does something about them, transfers all data including my hentai to an USB drive so i can put them on again
>put the goods back on the phone and bring the drive back
>by now i realize that he has my porn on it, but meh, he was fairly chill so i didn't give it much thought
>fast forward 2 weeks, mom goes to present a product to a jewelry store hoping to sell them
>i'm accompanying cause i had stuff to do in town anyway
>mom whips out USB drive, it's the exact same one stepdad gave me to store my porn
>the store has screens on the outside for slideshows which i think were connected to a computer
>clerk takes USB drive
>ohgod
>myplanetneedsme.tiff
>invent an excuse and head out from the store, far enough to not feel awkward
>few seconds later, look back and see store screens showing hentai
>people are visibly trying to force their sight away from it
>kek about it for the rest of the day with my then-friends
>come home, get grounded for a week thanks to the drive

No regrets at all desu
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>>4110073
Underage b& detected
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It happened just now ffs. Checking /h/, dad comes in, I fail to alt tab, he glares at the screen and he acts as if nothing happened, walking out of my room.
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>>4102790
Fuk her
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>>4104463
Same thing happened with my dad last week, saying at least I'm not gay, except he swiped too far on my phone and saw some regular porn
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