Cumsharking

I'd rather see people getting caught

>>9837618
gonna be hard in a thread full of setup captures

what a piece of shit. granted im on 4chan, but jesus, wtf

>>9837758
so these are all fake?

>>9837524
What a fucking idiot

>>9837524
lmao looks like he didnt expect to spray that much

>>9837758
shut the hell up. This is bona fide, straight-to-the-slammer, public indecency, sexual misconduct shit.

>>9837906
Yeah okay, and the easter bunny is real too.

>>9837493
post more like this

I look at a female at the gym 125ft away and she spots me almost immediately.

This dude jerks it directly behind a woman and she doesnt' turn around at all.

...............sureeeeeee

>>9837500
Has anyone found sauce on this???

>>9837783
Do you seriously think all these women don't notice the cumshots landing on them?

>>9837490
This stuff always gets a kek outta me

these dudes need to do some damn kegels

bunch of weak-ass dribbling cumshots up in here

get some distance and aim involved make this a sport worth watching

i dont see how anyone could get that close to someones head and not get notice

>>9837500

This is some James Bond tier shit right here.

>>9840010
The ones where it's a public library are not real. The ones where it's on public transportation usually are.

>>9839624

Uhh women get looked at all the time at gyms so they can tell who's doing it. Not everyone jerks off under their coat

>>9841620
>not everyone jerks off under their coat
What? I thought we all were doing this

>>9839624
plot twist: the chick was looking at you first.

plot twist: the chicks in the vids are looking at the dude in the corner of their eye but don't actually see what is happening.

>>9837783

Would you not notice some random person walking up inches behind you in a public place?

And then breathing hard and thrashing their arms around?

And then some warm liquid splattering onto you?

If someone were legitimately "cumsharked" in real life they were either deaf, or the most oblivious person ever.

>>9837783
>>9837906
>>9841612

Every single one of these you've ever seen, and every one you haven't seen, is fake. There is no way a human being who is alive could not notice someone walking up six inches behind them and spraying liquid on them. Use your brain.

>>9841987
the best after this >>9837524

How does this guy do it without being discovered? Are these videos real or fake?

>>9837493
>>9844689
And, if it's not fake, I'll request the name of this cute girl.

>>9841967
Ive seen news articles about people getting arrested for it. It's a real thing. Whether or not all of these are real, Idk

I would fucking rage my clothes man come on

>>9844702
are you fucking stupid? it's some random chick in public. how would anyone know her name?

>>9842588
even if they do notice, it's possible they're scared because a guy's masturbating 6 inches away from them so they pretend not to notice

>>9837517
10/10 blackops

>>9837490
You have a boring, gross, fake fetish

>>9849789
I went to school with her

it's not fake you dumb shits, it's all real, the only one that could be fake is this one >>9837493

>>9837490
Stop these fucking threads if you are just gonna post the same fucking boring videos over and over again

Of course they're faackin' fake! The women getting sprayed are not complete strangers to the guy, plain and simple.

What, do you think that if somebody, outta nowhere, not being in a crowd even, plenty of space around ya'll, just comes up behind you and puts his dick on your shoulder you don't notice that shit?

There's definitely people doing this shit for real out there, but it ain't them in these videos.

>>9839624
>>9840010
>>9841492
>>9841967
>>9842588
You'd be surprised. In a lot of places that aren't the USA, women are not told they are strong feminist warriors who don't need no man and can be sure a pack of lawyers and Buzzfeed 'writers' will be in their corner the instant some shit goes down. They have to learn to fend for themselves, and the results are basically what you see. Guarantee, very few if any of these are in the US. Mostly Russia and latin american shitholes from what I can tell.

Let's be honest, this is pretty twisted, so a lot of girls are also pretending not to notice the dude at first (typical shut down behaviour) and aren't expecting to be jizzed on.

This doesn't make me aroused, but it sure does make me kek.

>>9849789
>Hey Anonette, I saw a video of you on 4chan being ejaculated on in public that one time, and I wanted to take this opportunity to ask if you'd like to accompany me to the movie theatres to see Rogue One. I will pay for you of course, being a true gentleman. Can we meet at the bus stop at 5:30? Please God I love you so much.

>>9855097
>What, do you think that if somebody, outta nowhere, not being in a crowd even, plenty of space around ya'll, just comes up behind you and puts his fingers on your wallet you don't notice that shit?

Pickpockets are fake too, right?

>>9837524
does any1 have the version of this where is says to be continued at the end

>>9837500
rofl how does she not realize it was him

>>9837524
like what do you even say in that situation...

>>9837524
I'm ashamed to say I know a guy that tried to do this to his work crush and got caught. Long story short it's not worth it.

>>9855913
I would assume he was told "you're fired" not long after.

>>9855462
Pickpockets don't rob you when there is no fucking people around. You'll notice if some retard just randomly appears behind you in an open space and starts yanking your wallet. You watch too much movies kid.

>>9856745
u, i like u

>>9837500
pretty sure this is the only legit one i've ever seen

>>9849789
I meant if it was fake i would request her name. But, nice to know that isn't fake, so I get more aroused.

I expected to jack off but I guess not

>>9859822
>hard as fuck, jerking off
>about to cum
>open up last webm in thread
>literally cum while watching that fucking nigger stroke his dick
>feel gay and a nigger lover for cumming while looking at a black cock and totally missing the girl part

>>9842588
People are fucking oblivious to their surroundings, especially in the smartphone era. Take a look around you next time you go outside. You will be amazed.

>>9837490

fucking v&!

>>9837490
Search cumming on girls ass or something like that on Motherless, you'll find plenty of good shit

>>9862376
This

I love this shit, even if its fake which i don't necessarily think they all are.

There was something on the back of my leggings a week or two ago and idk what it was but I'm starting to think it was cum because it totally looked like it but I was like "nahhh there's no way."

>>9837524
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

>>9837490
this is so fucking sketch. like thats a sexual assault charge just waiting to happen. its kinda hot i guess. but fuck dude. these people.. just busting nuts all over strangers lol.

>>9856235
tell us moar

>>9855913
"Sorry for covering your leg in babies"

>>9837490
eat shit then

>>9862586
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>9851638
kek

>>9857173
pretty sure you're fucking retarded

>>9855900
bruh no one would suspect that

>>9862359
I don't think it's a black guy

>>9841967
>Would you not notice some random person walking up inches behind you in a public place?

Watching your back is a learned ability that most women never have a reason to learn since little girls don't roughhouse and fuck with each other physically in the same capacity as boys. So yeah, a lotta women are exactly that oblivious.

>>9837524
>to be continued

yeet

Why are they all fucking niggers, because niggers gonna nig? wtf

>>9842588
Even if you try to do the clever one, this time you're wrong.
First people are so unaware of their surrounding nowadays that I have hard time seeing how theses wouldn't be real.
Second you judge it but there is only the uncaught ones in this thread, when you start to see all the guys who get caught and goes running for their life with their dong in the air it's suddenly different.

And you do not really notice liquid being sprayed on you. If you see it you will notice it but depending on what you're wearing it's not that obvious. When i wear my jeans i don't notice if i get beer on it without seeing it. You just don't feel it.

>>9856745
Yeah it never happend to you, that's a more honest fucking response

I would love to hear one of those cumartists talk about his mesmerizing hobby. Sadly, I've never seen one of those guys around here - why?

>>9864409
I remember reading a thread on some Russian porn forum years ago, by guys who specifically did do this, in Russia. They posted potato-cam vids, either of cumsharking or of them wanking on busses and girls looking.

typical Amiericans.... take something that english people have been doing for years (seagulling) and claiming they invented it..... lol

>>9864464

Lots of ruskies doing this on beaches.

>>9864620
that matters why? get over it faggot

These threads always turn into debates fuck off and post webms

>>9841987
the absolute madman

Anyone got the Metal Gear Solid one?

>>9837490
"Exiting" is one word for it, yes

Bench sharking is a lot better but unfortunately there is very limited content. Wish it would catch on. Girl sitting on a bench, guy runs up the her and tie wraps or bike locks her panties to the bench. This forces her to remove her panties from under her dress and leave them there if she wants to leave.

Would love to see this with someone getting a zip tie through the panties, bra and dress itself so she would have to get naked in order to leave, but that's probably asking too much. Just want to see it with non asians.

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>>9837490
This is something I imagine neanderthals did, Quest for Fire type shit... but in the modern world? If I had the impulse to do this, I would fucking kill myself right away.

>>9855457
Top fucking kek

>>9863910
Underrated post.

>>9865825
they are mentally ill.

>>9837524
Holy fuck thats hot, she looks just like a chick at my school

>>9865825

neanderthals were more intelligent and peaceful than us

which of you madmen actually did it
https://www.rt.com/viral/372543-semen-syringe-squirter-arrested/

>>9837493

Rapefugee

>>9862376
basically this

>>9837490
for me this is a ylyl thread

100 posts and 7 images. Autism takes the life of another thread.

>>9865825
>Quest for Fire
fucking top kek

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>>9867734

>>9868715
You must be autistic if you don't expect more people to be outspoken and revolted by this than interested in it.

>>9869716
This is 4chan dipshit, how new are you cunts that any of this shocks or disgusts you? Fuck off and lurk more jesus christ.

>>9869756
You just missed my entire point and retreated into the meaningless "lurk more"
Figures

>>9869768
Your point was that it's autistic to assume most people would be revolted by this. I am countering it with the fact that this is 4chan, and these retards are autistic if they come on 4chan and expect to be coddled like it's their safe tumblr space. People are into different shit here, fuck off with the outrage.

>>9837524
Sauce?

>>9869792
You just assumed I was outraged. All I said was it's naive of you to think this kind of thread should have more images than replies, it's a controversial because it's fucking primitive and twisted so people will talk about it more than share. That didn't mean I had any outrage towards this. Pay attention to the post you're replying to next time you stupid fuck.

>>9868435
Same here. Don't find this arousing, but it does make me LOL like a bitch.

>>9841987
What kind of man cums so easily? No way he lasts during sex. It isn't a surprise he has to come down to this to get near women. He was barely stroking.

>>9855462
you, sir, have won the retarded olympics. because yeah, getting pickpocket and getting jizzed on work exactly the same. maybe you've been jizzed on in public.

>>9837490
Nobody calls these threads what they are. This fetish is called frotteurism

>>9862566
*facepalm you fucking moron.

>>9837517
>AmericanSniper.webm

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>>9873791

>>9837783
actually its really not that impossible, i kno a girl this happened to
its fugd up bcs that girl is either focused on a particular thing or even when someone comes close to you there is that doubt whether you should turn around and ppl usually dont
so ye, most are probably real

This goes right up with cumming/pissing all over female figures and other stuff as one of the MOST Stupid Fetishes and things I seen in this site,dude get a real life....................

>>9873791
poor dick... its a pogo time

>>9869950
oh man not one more of this smartass reddit type humor posters
you are the newfag, tho anon is also lost and possibly summerfag as he didnt notice into what type of shithole this board has turned

>>9837524
>ywn see what happens next.

>>9873791
>splinter cell
>mgs music

>>9873768
Im dead, my sides are in orbit.

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>>9874638
i know right

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/w-va-man-allegedly-admits-squirting-women-semen-article-1.2935059?utm_content=buffer57539&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer

>>9872205
these guys don't have sex, that's why they do this shit.

>>9873724
isn't it illegal

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>>9873768