sex toys

>>8248384
he's trying really hard to say those names out loud with a straight face

>>8248384
Is he extremely nervous or extremely horny with a massive boner?

>>8248384
>Hell you can even go at it with a friend.
LMAO

>>8248417
I'm imagining a commercial for it that's like a 90s board game commercial
>HEY WANNA COME OVER AND FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS
>SAY WHAAAAT!?
>NO, STUPID, IT'S FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS FROM PIPEDREAM!
>RADICAL!

>>8248384
So it wouldn't be possible to just seal that hole to prevent water from getting to the foam?

>>8248464
When you stick your dick in, the air has to go somewhere. That is what the hole is for.

>>8248451
Kek

>>8248429
I've used one of those to remove old paint once.

The balloon toy looks promising, just add water. I've thought of owning a toy.

>>8248384
>>8248507
It's funny that a woman would find it pathetic if a guy owned one of these or even a fleshlight, even if they themselves regularly used vibrators.

>fuck my big black ass

jesus christ i lost it

>>8248384
Where do I buy one dammit...

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>>8248566

>>8248577
Look up the name you fucking retard, jesus. It's literally the first result.

>>8248429
Thats a fucking power sander.

>>8248622
wtf is this

>>8248635
A big fake ass

>>8248643
>IT'S FUCK MY BIG FAKE ASS, FROM PIPEDREAM!

>>8248384
>"if you wa- WHEN you wash it..."

>>8248653
Any webms of you using it?

>>8248622
sauce

>>8248622
What is this thing called?

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>>8248451

>>8248655
Fucking died

>>8248384
But is it OVER TWENTY POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS?

>>8248656
Uhh I don't own it, it was just a joke.

I didn't even post the webm

>>8248739
American woman™

Can anyone tell me why when I press play on a webm, the box becomes smaller but won't play the webm?

>>8248384

Somewhere in the comments, the dude who made this commercial commented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBTpwGNPN9I

>>8249074
assuming your on mobile, it'll only work if you connect to WiFi or hold down on the content and choose "Open in new tab"
>source: same problem before

>>8248570
There is a difference between owning a sex toy and owning a recreation of a woman's ass. A vibrator is more akin to a fleshlight

>>8249107
sauce and more!

>>8249116
>implying bitches don't buy machines and the equivalent of said ass which is that abs+dick+thighs that you see often in amateur videos
no nigga there is no difference

>>8248605
>>8248553
>>8248429
She is the worst salesmen I have ever seen. Rule #1 in selling shit "don't talk about the products flaws"

>>8249118
All I know the name of the object is 25 Inch Fantasia.

>>8249100
Look at the hair on that motherfucker, no wonder he has to fuck pillow and silicone. Looks like the fucking wolfman.

>>8248605
Doesn't look too appealing for guys

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>>8248451
this has potential...

>>8249166
hope its a new toy, its almost criminal that theres no porn of someone using it.

>>8249163
Unlike Burgers, British people are intelligent enough to want to know the flaws with a product as well as the upsides.

>>8249130
This guy is right although I have no desire for one of these things.

>>8249211
That's one hell of an inferiority complex you brits, aussies and canadians have, ain't it?

>>8248384
I-is that Billy Mayes?

>>8249107
10/10 would buy

>>8249250
na man theyre intelligent like he said!! think of all the things they invented like the boomerang and snowshoe

>>8249325
$910 dollars

Didn't know this was a YLYL thread. XD

>>8249107
Into the darkness, I ride!

>>8249642
definitely need moar ohmibod clips now. ..lulz

>>8249112
Go into settings and change the video settings from WiFi only to always (if you don't mind loading videos on data)

>>8248429
holy smokes, that thing has 40 horsepower

>>8249342
jesus fucking christ, and a lot of certain people would pay that.

>>8248570
If the women you know find this "pathetic" then you need to meet some new women to hang out with.

>>8249790
and if you think most women would not find this pathetic, you need to meet women.

>>8249642
she is electrocuted by faulty product?

http://anybunny.com/itm/pipedream_extreme_fuck_me_silly_dude_mega_masturbator

till the end

>>8248451
>RADICAL
Every
time

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>>8249796
Nah man, its cool. If/when I bring a lady home to my bedroom she can bask in all the money I've spent on flesh toys, covering my dresser and bedroom floor.

great, i just bought a fleshlight.

what the fuck

>>8249803
http://manporn.xxx/videos/562040/fucking-my-fuck-me-silly-mega-masturbator-fake-pussy/

>>8248507
>>8249116
>>8248570
The lock and key hypothesis analogy works both ways you dumb cunts. The burden of sexual prowess and charm rests on they guy so if he can't afford to attract a girl and has to resort to a lesser means (much more so the ones that try to imitate pussy as closely as possible), it is seen that he is the lesser man than the ones who can get a girl to fuck if he so tries. Even I think owning one of these cool as fuck shit is pathetic, even a fleshlight. Doesn't mean I won't stick a dick in that rubber thing though. I bet it feels even better than a real pussy

>>8249642
well
she acquired a new fetish

I'd buy one.
Can go balls deep when I want as hard as I want with no, bullshitting online to pull a piece of ass, no money on call girls, no getting studded up so I can go play the game and pull some cray average piece from the club/supermarket/mall/frat party/highschool gathering, no half hour of fucking foreplay or having to warm her up so she can take it?

Sign me up for that shit.
Get up in the morning, take a piss, do my workout spend a half hour getting my high intensity cardio by fucking 20 pounds of caramal colored puss or ass, bust that much needed nut, then go about my day feeling refreshed and happy.

>>8249829
>no, it's connected to the computer so whenever she live streams and people TIP her, it buzzes more
why don't twitch whores do that? Sit on a vibrator and just make it a loud buzz when someone tips.

I wish those butts were made of silicon

you can't sterilize them

BR3H'S
The future is now
Women will soon be extinct

>>8248570
>Women find it pathetic
I'm not sure you know the difference between a fact and your low self esteem.

>>8248429
Song name anyone?

>>8249883

I know for sure the difference between double standards and..double standards.

>>8249163
you are 100 percent correct, terrible effort

>>8249211
no one sells anything by fucking listing its flaws like a fool

>>8249107
>DareYouEnterMyMagicalRealm.webm

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>>8248622
>>8249100
>>8249107
What is the name of this product???

>>8249100
more like this but without the monkey

>>8248429
>This isn't a power tool
Yes it is....

>>8248601
Most women act that way when given a sex toy, but the minute they are home alone BOOM!! Using that thing all night long.

>>8250603
Virginity starter pack. Japanese edition.

>>8248566
>>8248598
It's sad that there isn't more 3D oviposition stuff

And im just trying to find a suction cup dildo that's about 7" (17-18cm) long and 1.2" (3cm-3,5cm max)) in diameter without any rough "veins" or shit that will tear my anus apart.

>>8249168
I was thinking the same thing

>>8248566
>>8248598
i-is that a Dragon Dildus?

Anyone have the webm of that balloon thing

>>8249163
Is she a seller or a reviewer?

>>8249790
Good luck finding those.

>>8250665
listen to the words of wisdom, folks!

Anime Love Dolls
http://wiassplus.blog.fc2.com

>>8248566
Wait, what?

http://www.xvideos.com/video13650067/a_night_with_the_best_fucking_butt_doll_fuck_me_silly_megamasturbator#0.0

hhnnnnggg

>>8248451
>>8249804
i secretly slip outdatet catchphrases in normal conversations and watch peoples reaction, radical will def. be next

>>8252111
Go space yourself is my favorite sci fi phrase of all time

>>8250603
>>8249166
Read the comments you inbred.

>>8248553
>use as much lube as possible
>try it with your pants on first

This is gon get messy real fast

>>8249100
Can i... can I put my head inside?

>>8251948
I'm throwing my credit card but I'm not getting anything back.

>>8248384
Over 20 pounds of pussy and ass

>>8248622
This looks nice

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>>8249110
>he's gay
this guy is probably laughing at this commercial in his head.
probably thinking "we gay dudes can get butt anytime we want, you poor bastards have to fuck big fake asses with vaginas"

>>8249642
Fake

>>8248405
you say that as if they're mutually exclusive

>>8249829
Oh thank God.

I was going to feel bad if I was jerking off to a real seizure

>>8248507
shit man, imagine the stuff we're gonna have in the future... :DD

>>8248739
some kind of female homosapien

what i wanna know is where do you get the pillows
i have the fake pussy covered, but where do i get them nice pillows to complete my orgasmic fuckaton.

>>8248384
Holy shit those things are so jiggly.

>>8251277
Nah, Primal Hardware.

They look so fun.

>>8252375
what is this toy?

i need it.

>>8252384
virgin detected

>>8251948
That guy has the best job in the world.

>>8250603
seductivemidnightcandyshop

>>8249642
>>8249646
>>8249800
>>8249829
>>8249845

I've started to really hate ohmibods.
A lot of camwhores aren't even playing with themself anymore, they just sit there and wait for tips and then react to it... worse is all the models got the tipping sound turned up so damn loud you can't hear them(the girls) when they orgasm.

>Loud music, loud tipping sound, model sitting half naked not doing much other than talking and then suddenly shakes

>>8252566
>mfw females literally get paid to sit and do nothing

>>8249163
Fuck off, as a British person I appreciate straight talk. I bet you worked in advertising, most adds piss me off because people like you are behind them. >>8250500

>>8252544
what model is this?

>>8251089
adameve

look for sumo

coupon code: "getoff60"

>>8249166
yeah i dont have 950 and shipping to just drop

>>8252487
Those arms look so fucking weird. Like an orangutan or something.

>>8252544
>>8248601

what are these toy model names (first is bad dragon?) I wanna look up their sizes

>>8249166
bootyjiggles.com/

>>8252683
>bootyjiggles.com
uh oh, which is the hack?

http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/life-sized-masturbator-toy/

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I use it as a head rest while watching netflix.

>>8248635
75 pounds of pussy and ass

>>8249642
That is one hell of an orgasm

>>8252801
Post a video of you fucking it already.

>>8252801
sounds comfy. i'd be down for that

>>8248384
I work at amazon. I have a sixth sense. Im always around when they come in the building, I'm just gravitated to them. I know which boxes these toys come in. I make sure everyone is gathered around when we open the "Fuck my Big Black Ass" The tag line on the box is so blissfully racist.
Jizzle in my Nizzle for Sizzle.

>>8250326
And trump hates Mexicans...

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Source: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=939056530

>>8249107
I would buy this to use as a pillow. Looks comfy af

>>8250525
You got me anon. I'm laughing pretty heartily

>>8252801
I have a question. Does it feel like smooth skin or does it feel like a dry latex?

>>8248507
20lbs of pussy and ass

>>8252804
>40 lbs of pussy and ass wasn't enough

You scientists were too concerned with if you could that you didn't stop to consider whether or not you should.

>>8252375
i want the black one, always wanted to fucck a big black ass where the fuck do you hide it though?

>>8253029
I guess that when you buy this, there's no turning back, you just show it with pride.

>>8253044
haha true

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>>8252929
Using powder makes it decent.
I've got a good number of pics, should i postem?

>>8253056
go for it man

>>8253056
You got everyone interested. Do it.

>>8253056
what is the name of the product

>>8253067
either retarded or trolling

>>8253071
It's a thin line

>>8253067
http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/life-sized-masturbator-toy/

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>>8253096
$ 930.00
Ahahahahahahaha.

>>8252633
Bruiser from Bad Dragon

>>8252681
First three are Chance, then Stan (the one the size of an elephant trunk), and Bruiser. All from Bad Dragon.

>>8249820
Well said my man

>>8248384

Is that Harley Morenstein from Youtube's Epic Mealtime?

>>8253123
you spent nearly 2,000 dollars on these?

>>8253056
>>8253123
So when did you give up on ever being with a real woman?

>>8253139
>>8253138
lel, not gonna lie i'd put my dick in them not paying 2k though, can i come over and fuck them dude?

>>8253029
Yeah, HIDE it from ALL THE PEOPLE you have over. Gods balls.

>>8253123
I must have a webm of you fucking it, Anon. Please...

>>8253199
dubs demand

>>8253029
Do you friends always go through your closet? Maybe you could stuff it in a plain box in the corner.

>>8252487
>>8252676
>HE

>>8253317
such a tease

>>8252814
This

>>8253329
that

>>8248429
does it go to 11?

>>8253056
I just want to see the thing in action. I also want to know how good it feel bro.

>>8253317
WHERE CAN I BUY 1??

>>8249642
Chaturbate is fuckin' great.

>>8253174
It's possible to have sex toys and friends. They're not mutually exclusive. Don't project.

>>8253363
yes my favorite models are bhiankha and slutysandra both have huge milky tits.

>>8253159
I would too, it's just that I wouldn't spend $930 for one of these things.

>>8253329
>>8253334
These

>>8253317
gifs/webms of someone fucking one when?

>>8249842
This

>>8253419
anon pls

>>8253419
goddammit someone fuck this things in vid NOW!

>>8253433
Dubs demands it, again

>>8253433
http://www.xnxx com/video2874669/fuck_me_silly_mega_masturbator_-_rd_174
Don't know if the same.

>>8253446
not even close in size that is like a 10lbs of pussy and ass and the one anon is posting is 80lbs of pussy and ass.

>>8253446
Look at the size and jiggle here.
>>8253056

Now look at the video.

>>8253458
>>8253461
Welp, I tried.

I wish I had the money for this.

>>8253056

I would just love it so much.

The guy that owns two of them is a lucky son of a bitch. I wish I was him.

>>8253516
You only have one dick. Why do you need two?

>>8248384
first world problems..

>>8253525

....

2 is better than 1?


WAIT. I can set one on top of the other and make a fuck sandwich in between their pussy's.

Right?

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>>8253525
2 flavors is better than 1

>>8253534
I don't know. Can you? Wouldn't it fall off?
>>8253536
Sure.

>>8248384
jesus i love gay he is

>>8253536
webm of you fucking it pls

>>8251948
I always found it funny how we've come to sexualize a location of the body that literally acts as a gateway for shit.

Humans.

>>8248384
BIG
BLACK
ASS

>>8253571
as long as it feels good, man

>>8252566
This so fucking much.

>>8248384
>saying fuckmesilly and fuckmybigblackass with a straight face

>>8249107
I like that his arm is already wet when the webm starts

>>8249642
Kek

>>8248739
"FuckMeSilly" Pipedream sellls them

>>8253626
>>8253096
>http://www.seductivemidnightcandyshop.com/life-sized-masturbator-toy/
Wrong

>>8253641
nigger, watch literally the first webm in the thread

>>8252905
>4/5 Stars
>I ejaculated my skeleton, but the bones were hard to put back in.

>>8253660
nigga, look at the post you're replying to.

>>8253609
Did the ride end?

Still waiting for that webm.

>>8253691
Me too goddamit

>>8253742
me 3

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>>8248384
>>8253096
Got this one from this site when it first started. Debuted a 21 inch Vanilla Creme now retired, and it wasn't near the 900$ that this one seems to be. Also my first webm attempt, so sorry if its short or whatever.

>>8253749
does it feel like a real pussy?

>>8253749
Nice. Do you plan on making more?

>>8253749
>watching a soccergame while pounding your 20 pounds of pussy and ass

>>8253767
do you think he knows what a real pussy feels like

>>8253767
Honestly it wasn't quite tight, but it wasn't super loose either. Still, good fun, and at the time it was around $300, not 600 or 900, because they were trying to promote.

>>8253419
rolling, trips means post video

>>8253767
you expect the guy in the video to know the answer to that question?

let me hazard an answer for him: it's the most real thing he's ever felt.

>>8253803
>>8253774
>same person
kek

>>8253814
that faglord stole my reply

>>8254040

Dude, Alien was an awesome movie.

>>8251948

Billie Mays would be proud.

>I'll never sink all nine inches into that snug sex toy

I just want to get baked fuck the shit out of a fuck toy and bust multiple nuts while watching anime marathons.
Is that not the dream of all men?

>>8253571
Shit > Babies, blood, urine

>>8249211
>Yes I'd like to sell you this TV
>Well, to start, I should tell you that it's produced with cheap parts and has a projected lifespan of about half that of our competitors.
>W-wait, where are you going?
>Come back! It's a good product, I swear!

Literally why in the unholy depths of your mom's ass would any salesman EVER mention a product's flaws? That's what reviews and consumer feedback are for.

>>8249116
A Fleshlight would probably be akin to a dildo, shaped like a real dick.

A vibrator's male counterpart might be something like Tenga, which doesn't look like anything and is just utilitarian in design.

>>8254098
A salesman who knows people will buy a product because it fulfills a need and upfront honesty is a way to build a base of loyal customers.
Why?
Because most people know the reviewers and consumer groups are bought and paid for and the consumers don't give a solitary fuck about those people anyway.

>>8254117
>honesty
>marketing
OH
MY
GOD

Marketing is the art of lying without saying something that's not true.

You think a Big Mac really fucking looks like that?
Fuck no it doesn't.

>>8254126
That's nice, but marketing has a cost.
Loss of belief in the seller and product.
If you don't have the money or resources to keep feeding the marketing lie or have the right kind of hook to keep people believing a marketing myth long after they stop pushing it...then it's pointless. As a matter of fact, it will blow up in their face and blow up huge.

The marketing you're talking about is for the moneyd, the empowered, and people who have a clear exit strategy when it inevitably goes tits up.

Even the people who used to do the scamco shilling of pointless crap to people online are just playing up the benefits of oft cheap pieces of crap that won't make people feel TOO bad about throwing away some money.

>>8252541
that the hell?

>>8248570
You have to meet new women friends, the ones that I am friends with openly talk about using a vibrator and masterbating on a regular bases.

>>8254030
What's the point of something so big if you only use like 5% of it?

>>8254293
visual stimulus

some people do use the entire thing

>>8254293
It's a psychological thing.
Think all of the women, yes dykes included(and fags if that's what you're into) who CLAIM to want an 8x6 cock actually want to or can handle a real 8x6 and up dick?
Hell no. Believe me.
It's all about the psychological pleasure of the rider and viewer. A stunt.
There's a reason why the guys who're actually packing meat either end up really sexually reserved and untrusting, or full on pansexual attention whores.

>>8253571
Cloaca.

Reproduction is a disgusting business for everybody.

>>8252541
Imminent prolapse.

>>8248451
Lost

>>8252391
Same I busted a load n felt slightly worried

>>8252056
They're ovipositor sex toys. You put a gelatin 'egg' in one end and squeeze it through so it's like having an insect laying it's eggs in your asshole or pussy.

>>8254098
So we'll believe them when they say it's good. Marketers in the UK at least are taught to give out a small flaw so that the positives seem more believable.

>>8252398
Imagine VR and a programmed real doll robot.
Birthrates will plummet.

>>8249842
>spend a half hour getting my high intensity cardio by fucking 20 pounds of caramal colored puss or ass, bust that much needed nut,
That one killed me, thanks for the keks

>>8251948
Brazzers is the best

>>8249116
Dildos are literally a recreation of a men's penis (in shape and color)... Women are okay with it.

>>8253944
i hope that guy dies a horrible death

>>8254082
yeah piss doesn't come out of the same hole you fuck.

>>8254019
closest thing she ever did to m/f

>>8254040
Who is she?

>>8255293
Except most dildos are straight tubes and neon pink. Dildos that actually look like genitals don't sell very well.

>>8248622
>>8249100
>>8249107
>>8252375
>>8252801
>>8253056
>>8253123
>>8253317
>>8253419
>>8253536
guys I think were over looking one major detail here

Where did you get the multiple variety of panties for these things? online I hope, please tell me you didnt go to the store and ask for panties that would fit 80 lbs of ass and pussy

>>8255293
Its the going beyond that is creepy. If I make a hole to fuck and it is a way to get a decent orgasm a woman isn't going to necessarily look down upon you. Making a woman to fuck out of 75 pounds of silicone is the creepy part, it looks like you are either content, satisfied or resigned to the fact that you cannot ever get a real woman.

Its not like a dildo is the "Ultraman 5000" with RealThrust and "Says real clips from Facial Abuse.com so you can get #rekt while your pussy gets REKKKKTTT" either.

Its not really a double standard.

>>8248451
Lmao

>>8255581
Youre retarded. A women can spend hundreds of dollars on MULTIPLE dildos, vibrators, crazy expensive glass toys etc, etc. Even fucking dragon dildos. Bot to mention they have the exact same thing for women, those bottom half replicas, asshole and all.

But as soon as a guy spends a wad of cash on an ass toy hes outed as "creepy"?

Kill yourself my man.

>>8248384
Toydemon.com has many videos on their toys and simulated usage under each toys description page (if available). if toys are your thing for stress relief.

>>8255579
A lot of them cum with panties, depending on where you buy from

>>8248566
... do you guys hear that whistle in the end?

>>8252375
Is the one on the right white or tan?

>>8255581
>>8220624

>75 pounds of silicone is the creepy part
can you repeat that?

>>8249642
>its piss

>>8252375

>Gee, Bill! Why does your mom let you have TWO giant-ass pillows?

>>8255643
White, the one on the left is tan.

>>8253056
>>8252801
god damn bruh

>>8255579
Just look up big (striped) panties. The 25" ass replicas can be found cheaper from others sellers. (china hint, hint)

>>8256284
Come on give us more hints.

>>8253056
What powder do you use

more webms of that fake fat ass please

don't be shy

>>8253536
I want you to fuck this silicone ass

to the anon with the huge asses, webm of you fucking it please

>>8250326
Eso es Rebelde way no?
Tremendas pajas me hice en mi preadolescencia.

>>8249820
you think its cool as fuck, and pathetic at the same time. make up your mind faggot.

>>8248384
hahah he cant keep his hands off them, especially the black one

>>8249107
alright I think I have to stop sitting home all day and get a job
I need one of those

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>>8252801
The material seems pretty malleable. How are they for hotdogging and/or facesitting? Any difference in texture between colors?

>>8252175
seconded, i need something that can do that

>>8249642
FAKE AND PISS

>>8255743
>>
underrated post

>>8256746
He already did. He thinks the product itself is novel and pretty neat, but rendered a social dead zone for males because of sexual asymmetry.

>>8257439
>sexual asymmetry
its cute you believe thats a thing

hmm...it has a layaway plan but I never really saw the point of layaway. why not just save the money in your bank account instead of doing layaway?

I mean they're not going to discontinue this right? Cause I'm going to save up for one. no need for hookers/gf/fwb

>>8251948
very good.

>>8257486
People will believe a lot of aspects.

>>8257486
not him, but...well there is some. females are applauded for not having sex and having lots of sex, or anything in between. females are praised for using sex toys.
men on the other hand are shamed for using sex toys, extremely shamed for having little sex (worse yet, being a virgin), or called pigs/womanizers/perverts for having lots of sex.

>>8248605
I was hoping for an actual demonstration. Put that thing to use gerd demmit!

>>8248622
If I purchased one, I would spendmore time bouncing it to watch it move than actually fuck it

>>8257995
so women aren't called frigid or prudes or sluts or whores? hell, women get called bitches just for turning down a guy.
at least men don't get raped just caused they wore a sex outfit on a date but decided not to put out afterward

Anyone got any gifs webms of njoy brand steel toys being used. Especially looking for any of the pur curved wand.

>>8249342
$910 dollars

For nine hundred bucks you could rent an actual woman. . .several times.

>>8258510
a gf costs $300+ a month, an escort costs roughly $100-200 an hour

so yeah, you can have a gf for 3 months or buy get an escort for a week, but this thing lasts at least 5 years

>>8254293
What's the use of fucking a whole woman, if your dick only goes in one hole?

The answer is to your question is that some use more, the size is mostly for the visual effect, and its also to raise the thing further off the floor.

>>8253661
eeehhheheheheheheheheheh

>>8252801
>>8252375
>>8249107
>>8249100
>>8248622
i need a product name people
(and if its come up then i didnt see it)

>>8255332
kangaroos are dicks and start fights faggot
they also lure dogs into lacks and streams and fucking drown them
like its cool to care about animals and be against animal cruelty but kangaroos are massive assholes and you shouldnt care about them

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>>8256334
this
i plan on buying one if not two of these since you said that you use powder (>>8253056) im gonna need to know what powder
also bumping something so thread stays alive

>>8258983
To prove your point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1C9qmuh_g

>>8252375
Pipedream Products did just release a new version of the toy in OP's comment except it's bigger and 10-15 lbs heavier and i'm certain that is the new model.

>>8254293
some of us like to feel out pelvis slam into something soft while our dick is in the hole

>>8252175
Wanna lick it
Wanna stick it
If I could I'd put my whole damn head in it!
Cause I'm in looooooooove with a stripper

Does amazon have this

>>8259079
vote trump for anime

Bumping for webms/gifs of the 80 lbs of pussy and ass getting penetrated.

>>8248570
I'm failing to see your logic. I mean, women have vibrators and dildos, and men have the equivalent, butt plugs, metal rods you stick down your dick and Fleshlights, and neither side would look at the other funny of they open up a drawer full of this shit because they've probably got their own at home, but dude.... That's the whole fucking ass, man. A big jiggling prosthetic ass propped up right beside your big lipped $20 blowup sex doll and your plastic mounted women heads next to your dads Playboy. You're gonna look like a serial killer, that's all I'm saying.

>>8249107
>>8252801
tan is best

>>8248570
when a girl buys a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, and a 24 pack of grey haired, self adhesive Merkins, hes called a pervert?

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>>8248570
Women have double standards, more news at 11.
They want you to be desiring and spending time/money on them only.

>>8258970
its called "25 Inch Fantasia". its from bootyjiggles.com. YES its 930 dollars and NO the anime body pillows and panties dont come with

>>8260370
So the FUCK me silly is different. We need to find a review comparing the 2.

>>8258391
>at least men don't get raped just caused they wore a sex outfit on a date but decided not to put out afterward
neither do women. and in case you haven't noticed, women are praised for being sluts

>>8260125
>youre gonna look like a serial killer

is he? Really? or are you stuck in an outdated mentality from the 90s?
The world has changed, people arent being so judgemental to men anymore. And if some people are, they arent worth paying attention to.

>>8255743
>That's the answer to your "two wiener" question.