Massage Happy Ending - Ohh so big

Hell yeah anon post more

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the full vid is kinda massage'ish but this is more a porn thing

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>>11242753
trying bro.. contrib if you can

hoping on asian chicks doing guys subtly

>>11242750
nigger wakes up and knows to suck her master's cock.... very nice

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going to bed, hope you bro's can help me out

>>11242777
kek
also get

>>11242782
wow, she's pretty

im a crossdresser and i love hearing you guys get excited and imagine how good it feels for you to rub your needy pent up cocks until you blow your mind

>>11242843
nigga u gay

>>11242868
say it again, tell me how much of a faggot i am~

>>11243382
get a life and lay off the soy

>>11242750
Who is this

>>11242750
holy shit she bad who is that???

>>11243817
>>11243796
According to massager oils, it is jasmine webb

>>11242750
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1762980755

>>11242782
>>11242835
>>11243903
Jessica Robin

>>11246529
niiiiice!

>>11246529
OP here, that one is a classic :)

>>11242744
How do you even get or ask for happy ending? Never got massage before

>>11247994
>>11247994
First of all, go to the right kind of spa.
Usually asian, with a neon sign that says 'spa' or 'massage'
If they offer 'table shower' that's pretty much a guarantee.
You don't need to do any asking, usually. Just respond positively when she starts working your ass and thighs.
If it becomes obvious that happy ending is not forthcoming, what I do is, near the end of the massage I ask for a 'foot rub' but I point to my dick and then I indicate with my hands the amount for tip. Most of the time that will work.

Be prepared to pay an even $100 at the very least, the massage is usually $60 but for happy ending I usually double it and give her $120.

The more generous you are the better service you will receive if you decide to come back.

>>11242777
>nigger
>light eyes.

This is at best a 1/2 nigger.

>>11247994

First find a Rub & Tug, regular Massage parlors do not appreciate being solicited for sex. You can find them on your local craigslist, back pages, rub maps and even in the classifieds of newspapers (yup still a thing). Prices vary by region so do a little research on rub maps to get an idea of what you'll be paying. Signs that you've found a Rub & Tug, blacked out windows, advertising for men only, weird hours (open late, very late), odd locations. Getting the happy ending after you've found one is the easy part, they'll ask you to turn over and what you want (usually HJ, BJ, Full Service, they may also cater to fetishes just ask). Then it's just pay and play.

>>11248131
>obvious coloured lens are obvious

>>11248137
When you walk in there should be a tiny entryway or waiting room with a closed door that leads to a hallway where the rooms are. If you don't see this kind of set up than it's probably no-go. If you walk in and you already see massage chairs then it's no-go. If the receptionist is a man, it's probably no-go.

Other good signs:
If the towel that covers your ass is very tiny or if she removes the towel completely.
If there's porn on the walls, you've stumbled into a brothel.
Sometimes the madame doesn't want the girls doing happy endings but often the girls will be more than happy to do it anyway to pocket some cash.

>>11243382
C-can I see?

I dated a girl about a decade ago who was at the time in training to be a massage therapist. I was very lean at the time, and fairly muscular, so she loved practicing on me, because she could see and feel every muscle insertion in great detail.

One time we did a bunch of molly and she set up her table and she gave me a full body workup followed by hand/mouth action to completion.

Still the best orgasm of my life by a country mile, I swear cum got on the ceiling

>>11248232
>Still the best orgasm of my life by a country mile, I swear cum got on the ceiling

wish I had an hot massage girlfriend :( or a good body

getting into a relationship with a freelance masseuse is better than going to an asian massage place. Will cost only a little more and have more benefits, it's also nicer when you're a regular

I have one

>>11243796
>>11243817
jasmine webb, english porn star

>>11242750
I can honestly say that my cock is bigger than his
nice webm tho

>>11248113
>>11248137
>>11248181
Thanks for the help, I found places that are walking distance but I just need to do more research. Any other tips?

>>11242755
I still can't figure out whether she's hot or not.
One day it's like — those are some fucked up tits.
Next day it's — wouldn't mind seeing those bounce on my dick.
She's a conundrum wrapped in an enigma… wrapped around someone's cock.

>>11242744
>Happy
>stops when its about to get good

There's one near me that I enjoy, mostly because it's just a normal massage place that you don't look creepy walking in or out of, but they offer a rub and tug. I found it when I went in for a massage, and got myself a full body treatment.

At the end of a full body massage, she just went for it on my dick. It wasn't explicitly a handjob, but some kind of dick massage called 'lingam' or something. She spent ages massaging my dick, balls, taint, using her hands and forearms. It was like a full body massage just for my junk. Got close and said "shit, I'm.. uh.. gonna cum" and she just smiled and kept going, even holding her hand just above my dick to shield the both of us from the shot. Then wiped me up nice and clean and escorted me to have a bath and washed me down.

I go back once a month now. I even sometimes abstain for a full month so I get the full effect.

>>11246818
this webm always makes me laugh so fucking hard

just the dudes accent
"Yeoah? Boohdifull teets"

>>11251208
Hell, that sounds incredible, something I'd like to try if I knew where to get it. I've got a place nearby with a woman I now ask for by "name." She treats the ending like a massage and doesn't just piston stroke to finish the job, plus she's learning my sweet spots.

>>11251247
It's incredible. It leaves you feeling so relaxed and emptied afterwards, like you've been detoxed or something. Their full service is expensive, but it's well worth it. I get a steam, a full body massage, a lingham massage, and a bath afterwards, where she washes me down completely. It's entirely professional and respectful as well, like the perfect line between intimacy and professionalism, where her goal is to make you relaxed, but not as far as a hooker or a piston pump.

>>11242843
>beating off
>blow your mind
wut

>>11251008
ruined orgasms are kind of her thing

>>11249380
google your city and "usasexguide"

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Closet one to me is 2 hours away, well guess I'll check craigslist then. Anyone know if those nails places are almost the same?

>>11254748
Alright I'm pretty stupid, under what section should I look under for a massage? All I find are dating parts and I don't know which other subsection it would be under

Anyone know the one female on female happy ending. Was Amateur and iirc it was all of a sudden finger blasting.

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>>11251208
there's one similar to this that i found on craiglist but is ridiculously expensive if you want the proper treatment.
$500AUD for her recommended best choice which includes all of pic related.
her most expensive option is $1800 for 3 hours of sex and massage service.

I would do it but it's really hard for me to justify that amount of money right now, plus i dont think i could get the most out of it since im sexually inexperienced. it might just feel like a waste.

>>11242750
>tfw you have a black girlfriend and gonna try this tonight

>>11256028
you desperate fucking nigger spending 500$ for a whore to suck your dick

>>11257178
A) It's in AUD so there's that
B) It's suppose to be a full massage/spa treatment with happy ending for a good hour and a bit.

Most 'high end' girls charge up to $700/h for just sex alone.

>>11248137
Since rubmaps is locked behind paywall, how can I tell if the places listed have happy endings? Is just being on that website proof they do?

>>11242744
don't normally post on /gif/, but I just so happen to know the perfect jav for you

[SMD-132]

thank me later

>>11256149
Hope you have fun killing our race you subhuman fuck.

>>11257504
Trust me I do.

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>>11257845
this guy

>>11257265
Not exactly, they list legit places and complain about not finishing happy there too. The completely legitimate places are marked "not erotic," the inconsistent ones are harder. Generally if you see several recent reviews for a place people are at least leaving happy but that's all you can tell without signing up. There's always the chance they got a shitty new worker or something too so even if they are handing out happy endings there can be shitty ones or payment issues or the like.

>>11256028
Under what section was that? I tried searching for massage parlor and we're add for unrelated stuff

>>11242744
Found this really hot masseuse. Shes maybe mid 40s.
How should I got about getting her to give a little extra

>>11259168

How many times has she given you a massage? If you're a regular, and it hasn't happened, then it probably won't.

>>11257993
She posts under the escort section now I think because she also offers sex alongside her 'spa' treatments.
She has an actual website too. marykayguru dot com

>>11246818
SOSIG

>>11242767
ayy, my nigger, can i haz sauzz?

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>>11260195
holy shit

>>11242750
>that tongue technique
God Damn!

>>11242843
i bet you're fake and gay friend

>>11260193
Dat bbc

>>11251239
you sure its not his big dick?

>>11248722
Wow anon, heres your medal

>>11248722
Good for you. Here's a cookie.

>>11256028
Never go to a place that offers bbbj, it's not safe

>>11248722
It's a pretty mediocre dick, but I know that feel man. Feels good.

My girlfriend is super into the idea of going to a massage parlor and having a cute asian girl finger her.

How would one arrange this? Are there places that take women? I actually live a few blocks from an asian massage parlor that I know does happy endings.

>>11274634
Most places can cater to couples but at a higher rate of course.

There she can get fingerblasted by some middle aged asian gal while you sit and watch you cuck.

>>11260195
That dude's penis is all fucked up

>>11275098
I've never seen a single thing online that says anything about massage (rub and tug) places catering to couples or women.

Also if the Asian isn't young and decently cute, it's going to be a no-go.

Only thing you ever see is for random dudes offering massages, but that isn't appealing to either of us.

>>11275098
>you cuck

>He doesn't know how to turn a situation around into his favor.

>>11256028
>>11257200
if you are inexperienced i suggest your debut to be with a pro girl. then go for a few of the cheaper ones to get to know your innerworkings and only then start using the more expensive services such as these.

i hope i had a place like the one you posted around these parts, but no such luck

>>11278204
Lol milf, she looks like she's 22

>>11246818
That guy it's a fking retard. 10/10 like lulu

>>11276466
That's assuming she doesn't go in alone as well as some girls don't do anything sexual like oral and sex when it comes to body rubs.

>>11278427
I'm pretty sure he knows what she's doing and is just having some fun.

>>11242744
What was your experience like, how much did it cost, did you know before hand this particular one was good?

>>11262730
Found it took a little digging
458036211 pornhub vid

>>11242744
>Happy Ending

Wish I had happy endings with any female professional of any job, then again, I don't live in the porn universe, which doesn't have any STD (Not even AIDS or Herpes), only sex inducing diseases and chemicals, and everybody is fucking almost all the time, and pregnancy can be started manually, and sperm can either be artificial, or legit.

You always respawn if you die, unless if it was during any sexual act, ever. If you die during any sexual activity, infinite agony will come for you and you will be forced to feel cuck chemicals for all eternity.

>>11283455
>hi i'm a retard

>>11278204
Looks like Steve from Stranger Things

>>11278204
name?

>>11278204
Anywhere in Melbourne that offers this exact service?

>>11283455
ok retard

>>11242744
there is something about this chick that annoys the fuck out of me

fucking hate sasha fox

>>11242744
>the mamasan
The mamasan never touches you retard, unless they think you're LEO or too smelly.

>>11260955
She doxxes johns that piss her off haha
http://www.marykayguru.com/page/blacklist.html

Good luck dude