I think it's about time for a pregnant thread.
Some of the best
Moar like this?
So do they, like, fart it out?
Theres one of an asian lady laid back on a bed and her belly swells up something huge, seriously like a balloon. It doesn't seem real but I didn't notice anything suspicious about the vid.
>>8942494
You must not try and understand the warped mind of the true autistic.
Nostalgia Fap: The porn you watched as a kid. Your first pornstar crush. Your favorite video.
Here's one of the first videos I watched. I loved her personality and her body reminded me of a girl I liked in school.
sauce would be apreciated
rekt gaming thread
>>9005518
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>>9005523
OP if your trying to create some sort of new hip meme, you are failing terribly, please stop, you are making us cringe.
Im dumping from last thread. Shout out to white hot chocolate
Step one
read everything!"
>Step two
Hydrate, now. Take a sip of water every minute until you have to take a piss, then proceed to drink a big glass of water every time you go, Stop drinking water 1.5 hour before anticipated session
>Step three
Edge!
And i dont mean edge 3 times, or 9, i mean edge +30 times or until your dick is hurting and unable to get up
>tfw 11 atm
>STEP FOUR
Do shit that makes you feel good and calm, kick out your wife, your dog and all of your shit, turn off the news and proceed to take a shower or post on 4chan. But make sure you are relaxted, this can be done while or inbetween edging, drinking water
This means a total media blackout unless its porn
>step FIVE
Are you a dress up fag? when you are almost done with edging and drinking water, you can dress up or dance around with a cucumber hanging half way out of you.
Protip: Regardless of what you do, wearing a buttplug or a dildo strapped onto and inside your ass while taking a "long" walk is recommended, extreme fags might wanna do an ironman or something but the general idea is to move around with something inside of you to make your knees get soft
>Step six
DO NOT GET WASTED
Do whatever you usually do, but dont get wasted! You dont want to prepare yourself for hours only to wake up tomorrow in a miniskirt on the living room floor because you popped too many pills or had your head down into the bong a couple of times too much
You can get wasted later
>Step seven
Do your remaining preparations, strap dildos to various surfaces, dim lights, turn heat up/down, whatever you need to be completely ready to go. Nobody wants to sit an inch from a prostate orgasm and think "jesus fucking christ i wish i had closed that fucking window"
>Step eight, nine and ten!!
ACTUAL BUTT STUFF
If you are already the anal orgasm champion you can skip right ahead and literally go fuck yourself, but if you have trouble getting over the final edge this might be worth your time.
>8
get going, watch whatever you want to watch, while you slowly but surely start inserting fingers into yourself, you dont wanna rush it and find yourself on a bloody shitty bed sheet before you are done, or at all probably
Move on to dildos, you want yourself to be able to take your biggest baddest dildo all the way to the nuts at a rapid pace before moving on for an actual orgasm, just keep your ass open and yourself horny and you are gonna make it
When you can "easily" fuck yourself without causing pain or permanent damage you are allowed to move on
>9
Get done with all the kinky shit, completely your faproulettes or your metronomes from milovana or the stuff you are usually doing that get you to the edge but not over it
If you do not already master the gift of fucking the actual sperm out of yourself Ãts either gonna happen "accidentally" during this, or in step 10
>STEP 10
If you did not yet have an orgasm that would have knocked over a large horse by now, this is when its likely gonna happen, if you did, do this anyway because science or reasons
Your ass should now be worn out enough for you to easily reach your prostate with basicly whatever you want.
The number one reason people dont experience prostate orgasm is because they are trying to find their prostate half way up their stomach
Deep anal can be great but nothing is really going on up there other than your brain fucking with you
LOCATE YOUR PROSTATE SLOWLY
When you find it, start doing whatever feels good, if deep anal feels good to you, let every fifth stroke go all the way in, or every third, just make sure you hit your prostate going both ways
Your are searching for the need to pee, the likelyhood that you actually manage to pee while doing this is minimal (remember how you stopped drinking water almost 2 hours before this, most of it is already pissed out, theres no way your bladder has to get rid of anything now)
When you find it, keep doing what you are doing, same pace and as gently or rough as you are doing it, introduce kegels SLOWLY, you dont want to strain your prostate(?? or whatever, cause pain) but you want your prostate to be active and ready to rumble
If you, while doing this, suddently dont feel a fucking thing, it might be because you need to pick up the pace, diffrent things work for diffrent people, but some of the common ways are as follows
>Hammering the head of something directly into your prostate hard and fast
>Massaging it with a back-and-forth movement hitting it both ways
>slow down your breath and let it go back up to what feel natural under the circumstances, remember to breathe
cheat tip
>place something in the general direction of your penis, making it slightly touch the tip of it
Do not get scared if everything suddently feel way more intense than you had thought, as long as you remember to breathe and do not cause yourself obvious harm this is probably not dangerous at all, but prostate orgasms are seriously, really fucking intense, and i found out after learning how to have them that, back when i couldnt, it was because i stopped too early because everything was too intense
Enjoy your orgasm, your blackout, possible permanent brain damage due to lack of oxygen and the eventual questions: Am i going to vote for bernie sanders now? Do i need to get permanently rid of my gf/wife/rest of family ect ect
I wish all of you a sore ass and a nice evening
>>8999234
I try doing this stuff but what happens is that after I go soft my prostate shrinks down masssively, until it's all flat in the area. After that' it's incredibly hard to feel anything and needs tons of pressure, usually just feeling like I'm poking myself really hard in the process.
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>>8993184
>NERF THIS
Super hot and passable traps thread
Ok , Let gets some Sexy Black/Dark skinned lovelies posted here please.
>>8942723
niiiiiice
>>8942723
>>/r/
Cumshots on tits / body thread.
Bit of a weird request. Gifs or webms of just faces with no nudity.
>>>/r/
http://www.beautifulagony.com/public/main.php
you are welcome.
>>9010100
Aww it's not free
What the fuck is this shit
Get of my 4chan you lousy kids!
some faggot keeps posting this garbage trying to force a meme
Dump all hd wembs. you got.
>>9006802
OH MY
Really beautyful pussy faggggot!!!
>>9001759
looks like CP
Nein CP.
>>9001759
Name?