This, my friends, is a tech cringe thread
>>62463282
This picture is to comfy to be cringey
We already have one
>>62463236
>>62463308
This, it just werkz
>>62463282
dumping some gems
>>62463353
I love how said "journalists" lost every single drop of critical mind.
>>62463380
That shit still pisses me off. The father played everyone like a fiddle and people fell for it.
>>62463353
That is kind of amazing.
>>62463423
To do that he would have to have known the school and police were going to be completely racist. Which means they were completely racist.
>>62463407
wtf ?
do they use boas as cable insulation ?
>>62463460
iirc, his dad was basically a professional scam artist and did shit like that all the time.
postan some apple now
>>62463547
And how do you "scam" if you don't have the foundation of the school administrators and police being racist?
Try to get a white kid arrested without him doing something illegal. It doesn't work.
>>62463547
>>62463460
He is a scam artist. Kid was a little autist that found it necessary to carry the guts of a clock in a case to school. The school reacted in a retarded way and the father saw his golden meal ticket. Everyone was a retard and the dad reaped the profits.
The kid went to school in Kuwait I believe.
>>62463603
The school was retarded, but I can't blame them. Plenty of little psychos that want to shoot up or blow up their school.
>>62463460
They didn't do anything racist. They did exactly what they should have done.
Just because the kid was brown doesn't mean that it was racist.
>>62463664
>I can't blame two levels of educators and the police for wanting an autistic geek arrested for bringing in his disassembled clock project to show off.
>>62463697
>They didn't do anything racist
Kids bring in shit every day to show off to other kids without being arrested.
It was a clock. He was arrested for bringing in a clock.
>>62463711
It looked like a fucking bomb. He was intentionally being disruptive, he knew what he was doing.
Next you're going to tell me that everytime a nigger stabs a white person its because of white oppression. Fuck yourself.
>>62463711
He was arrested on the suspicion of trying to incite a bomb scare.
>>62463282
>cringe thread
>post awesome space-hacker setup
>>62463441
this is the only thing worth looking in the entire thread
>>62463380
Why is Microsoft sending him a Raspberry Pi?
>>62463380
Ahmed is a common British name.
>>62463737
It was a clock.
What does a teacher do when a kid is being disruptive with something he took in with him? They take it away until the end of class.
>>62463754
Yes, because "brown muslim" of course means "bomb." Guess what's rather racist?
>>62463401
>how flappy bird makes millions the picture.
>>62463779
>Yes, because "brown muslim" of course means "bomb."
No, a suitcase with a clock face built into it which he claimed to be a bomb does mean bomb.
>>62463779
It was a mass of wires and electronics in a case. Who knows what the fuck it was.
And yeah, guess what? Dune coons commit a lot of violence and terror attacks in the real world, who knew?
You would assume the same thing about a cringy white goth kid if they did the same thing.
>>62463366
How does that work?
>>62463816
it is a live linux distro
you plug it in, and you never see your local OS again
customers think they computer is 'fixed'
>>62463695
Tattoos are just trashy but that's gay as fuck on top of that. That's someone who needs to be gassed.
>>62463605
>lifestyle of the rich
>those pictures
cringe af.
>>62463779
Awwwww...the little macfag butthurt that his pet sand niggers aren't tricking us any more? That's why Trump is president, fag.
>>62463282
DRM on suicide watch and rekt
>>62463719
wtf is up with the scotch tape??
>>62463763
>invaluable feedback
>>62463816
Download more ram
>>62463801
>imma just gonna make shit up
>>62463813
Was the bomb squad called? No. The teacher knew it was a clock and was a racist little shit trying to teach the nigger a lesson for being "uppity". The principal likewise was a racist shit. And the cops were racist shits.
No, white kids do not get the absolute worst assumed when they do things. I brought in my own bow for archery in gym class and was I arrested for "trying to shoot up the school"? No.
>>62463373
>android is a phone
>>62463816
Probably a 3rd party layer to windows readyboost.
>>62463775
In London.
>>62463380
A property gave him the properties. A good sunni would be triggered.
>>62463766
It can run windows 10 and can trigger a detonator too. F91W is still the patrician choice.
>>62463924
>No, white kids do not get the absolute worst assumed when they do things. I brought in my own bow for archery in gym class and was I arrested for "trying to shoot up the school"? No
This is dumb as shit.
When a kid tell you you have a bomb, you're going to believe him.
>>62463401
It's a comfy job, but useless in the same time especially in china.
>>62463994
>Windows 10 IoT for Europe
>>62463813
>it was a mass of wires and electronics in a case
>no one has ever seen this before and no one could identify the components
Stupid educators, I guess. But that's no excuse. I could look at this thing and identify that there were no explosives involved in a quick minute.
>>62463924
>kid strips the guts out of a digital clock and places them in a pencil box
>father likely says "Ahmed you must wear this NASA t-shirt and show this to as many teachers as possible"
>shows his "custom clock" to his science teacher
>teacher says "ok neat, but you probably shouldn't show this to anyone else"
>kid still shows it to as many teachers as possible before someone inevitably freaks out
But obviously he was not directly soliciting an over reaction at the behest of his father
>>62463437
I'd upgrade her to Windows 10 if you get my drift.
>>62463703
>Also rolex btfo,
like anyone with rolex can take seriously this trash. The apple teleshop was pathetic this year as well.
>>62463695
there is absolutely not a single manly thing about that guy
>>62464054
Enjoy your STDs.
>>62463407
>No step on snek
>>62463427
>internet of porn
>>62463345
Honestly, this doesn't even bother me really. If they're happier living as a trans-woman then w/e. At least they're putting some effort into their appearance despite their age, I've seen way worse desu.
>>62464043
That's great there Reb & Vodka but normal people don't know that. If some sand nigger kid walked up to me and goes "look at my clock, meester" with that creepy accent. I'm gonna probably attack him because he's obviously a terrorist. Turns out his dad is a famous race baiter sue nigger who sues people for a living.
Basically this was all staged and dipshits ate it up like retards.
I hate the world and all that live in it because of stupid shit like this.....I wish for the death and destruction of all humanity.....and other shit.
>>62463457
god I hate this celebrity bullshit
what the fuck was his big idea? he's fucking nothing
>>62464159
>normal people
literally an entire school of faculty members and no one knows what a circuit board looks like
>>62464149
>transfag
>happy
Pick one fag.
>>62463924
>>62463603
Didn't a white kid get in trouble for biting a poptart into the shape of a pistol?
>>62463366
>128gb
>"all the storage you need"
>mfw I have 6tb of videos, 1.7tb of music and 600gb of images
>>62464183
I know you probably are too young to remember 9/11 but when those sand niggers start carrying shit that looks like a bomb, it's shoot first, ask questions later. They're the most violent subhumans ever and will kill you without hesitation. If I saw that little sand monkey walking around with that shit, it's time to tackle his ass and kick the jihad out of him.
I wish they had charged him so he could explain in court his retarded "clock".
And you're a sand nigger lover which is gay as fuck. Fag.
>>62464172
He is the symbol of diversity and muh racism and google is led by a literal idiot who got his job by shitting in the right loo.
>>62463616
Product design by someone who's never lived in a black neighborhood. Might as well put a big dollar sign on it.
>>62463345
All trannies need to die. It's obvious they're not killing themselves in large enough numbers.
>>62464262
>I'm literally the problem with the US. I supported the formation of the TSA and I'm one of the biggest current threats to US prosperity.
GTFO
>>62464172
His dad had him pull a stunt to get in trouble and sue over racism. The dick sucking progressives jumped on it to show how tolerant they are and belittle bigots.
>>62464249
I don't think they accounted for chronic porn hoarders setting up their own porn backup servers
>>62463353
>>62463448
Exactly how is generating random 6 word passwords worth 2$ ? It's basically illiterate people getting ripped off by a 11 year old. Disgusting.
>>62464333
I don't watch porn memeboi, those 6tb are mostly anime and some hollywood movies.
>>62464149
There is nothing like trans-woman. He is a man in woman clothes, everything else is bs.
>>62464305
Hey I didn't blow up no buildings like those al Qaeda goat fuckers. We can solve a lot of problems by just killing off all Muslims. They're not human, they don't feel pain.
Go fuck a goat, MuhamMAD.
>>62464362
>anime
>not porn
>>62464386
You completely misunderstand modern society and what makes a country great. 9/11 had essentially zero impact on US prosperity compared to the overreaction facilitated by people like you in the creation of the TSA and the initiation of the war on Al Qaeda.
>>62464401
actually disgusting, only little kids like fluttershy......
>>62464439
>2017
>watching porn
>>62464200
Numerous studies indicate people suffering from GID that undergo transition successfully with follow-up psychotherapy usually have significant quality of life improvements.
>>62464377
okay. Not exactly helpful, but I don't really care tbqh.
>>62463282
This, "my friend," is the called "working with what you've got" and is the truest form of hacking.
>>62464149
>>62464200
>>62464540
the cringe is in that Google clearly used him/she/xe or whatever for a publicity stunt
>>62464540
I would end their suffering with an electric chair.
>>62464249
nobody cares
>>62463314
underrated post
>>62463892
What the fuck is up with the mix and match parts and 2 motherboards would be the better qiestion.
>>62464358
You just answered your own question. An 11 years old ripping off supposedly thinking adults is kind of amazing.
>>62464712
what did she say?
>>62464440
That's a lot of sand nigger lover talk there. They're subhuman goat fuckers. You're one too.
>>62464712
DON'T MISS THE AUDIENCE SHOT
LITERALLY /G/
>>62464216
And another kid got in trouble for playing with Lego minifigures by making them shoot each other.
>>62464731
are you trolling or genuinely this stupid?
>>62463669
wow
>>62464603
shouldn't we all?
>>62463779
>Yes, because "brown muslim" of course means "bomb." Guess what's rather racist?
Gee, just look at all these racists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAqgXhblr-w
>>62464712
w-what
>>62464540
grfo, internet is not a safe space and neither is 4chan. go cry somewhere else, filthy tranny.
>>62464712
hate that stinky, fat pedophile, even though I'm a loonix man for over a decade.
>>62463401
What am I looking at?
>>62464937
an adclick farm
>>62464712
What happened?
>>62463603
no one should respond to racists like this.
>>62464712
>tfw someone says Linux instead of GNU/Linux
>>62464914
mate, did you not notice the part that said 'I don't really care'?
>>62463465
Could be a hackintosh for all we know.
>>62463423
>>62463380
The SP3 was outdated at that time (SP4 released the next month). Microsoft basically got rid of some old stock for cheap marketing/advertising.
>>62464944
Don't yu have to buy something or the prices per click adjust and go down?
>>62463924
>Everybody was a big racist because people a kid was running around with a disassembled clock in a scary metal case, looking to the layman exactly like an IED
>>>/r/eddit is thataway, faggot.
>>62465062
i guess
this pic in particular was from a review farm
you get your shit app in the store, and pay some chink 200$ to get your app to 1K 5 star reviews and stuff like that
>>62465062
You buy bulk Anon.
>>62464358
I wish I had that idea when I was that age.
>>62463735
This is what the clock looked like. I could imagine some tech-illiterate teacher thinking that looks like a bomb.
>>62463457
Isn't it known by now that hes a sham? That he never built anything? Why do these people decide to ignore this?
>>62463353
>sent in plaintext by mail that is scanned by government agencies
>>>/trash/
>>62463695
I love how ironic that motto is
>>62463816
It's just a SanDisk flashdrive with some Linux distro. Enough to rip-off illiterates.
>>62463801
I bet my left nut if it was a blue eyed blonde. The teachers wouldn't give half a shit.
>>62465140
postan some more
>>62464914
>i don't really care for it, i don't see how this bothers me
>STFU TRANNY
>uh, ok, i just said i don't ca--
>LOL U MAD TRANNY!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA U CRYIN TRANNY LMFAOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
>>>/pol/
>>62463407
>audio delay: 5 minutes
>>62463695
the average 4chan user
>>62463603
he mostly did a lot of outrageous shit in order to get the news to cover him and draw attention to him, I don't remember what he had to gain from that though.
>>62465250
I've seen those at a Dollar Tree once.
>>62463801
>which he claimed to be a bomb does mean bomb.
What a fucking lie
>>62465341
/hpg/
>>62465308
my 1st NAGWARE, how contrived.
SAD !
this is the current state of tech
>>62464662
Don't forget the floppy disk connected via sata cable.
>>62465223
It just occurred to me that I'm still on android 4.4
>>62465341
If it's too loud turn it down
>>62465355
she can't even look into the camera for 10 seconds, no wonder she dates niggers
>>62465433
it is a review of a $2K+ headphones, and the guy was cringing hard
>>62465140
> All circuitry
> Looks like a bomb
Not sure how a circuit can be used as a bomb. Please circle the part that looks like the exploading payload, because I don't see it. I'm not even an experienced electrician or anything, and this looks like it has nothing that can explode.
>>62463308
Isn't the whole point that the ipad could be connected directly to the VCR with the white cable?
>>62465223
Hi, Alan.
>>62464750
I ain't no god damn sand nigger lover, you goat fucking terrorist fuck.
>>62465463
No one thought it was a real bomb, except maybe for one moronic teacher. The kid was arrested because he was trying to to incite a bomb scare. A
>>62464952
https://youtu.be/SNBMdDaYhZA
>>62465535
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>62465548
the guy got his prize, and a massive troll from Richard Stallman
he is living the dream
>>62465535
The father is the real culprit, he was know to have scams in the past, so using his kid was no big deal like any sandnigger.
Either way, if some sandnigger wants to pretend to have a bomb or weapon to make some retarded point, they deserve to be put down like the subhuman trash they are.
>>62465140
He literally took apart a regular alarm clock and put it in one of those cases that are used in so many movies to hold a bomb.
He knew what he was doing. He could have invented a real clock with an arduino or something like that.
But he literally took apart a regular alarm clock and put it in the case. You can even see the AC adapter and shit in there.
My parents came from Syria a while back but we are not Muslim. I also grew up in the South so I wasn't surprised if he was "targeted".
But the minute I saw his """clock""" I knew it was a publicity stunt for the kid.
It's really fishy
>>62464358
it's a neat idea in the sense that computer generated numbers aren't random like a diceroll is, and also i like 11 year old girls if you know what i mean :------DDDDDDDDDD
>>62463380
why does he look like a cardboard cutout?
>>62465668
he probably is
>>62465548
wrong vid, it doesn't have the scene in it
this is the one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p7uH9JrrUU
>>62464726
Get a bath
>>62463457
the "spot the future terrorist" round was particularly easy this year
>>62465809
I am pretty sure all those kids are brilliant students, and they learned a valuable lesson that day: know how to deal with a hack
>>62465326
They are still there.
>>62463457
is it really fair to hate the kid
shouldn't i be mad at the father+retarded tech companies for enabling this shit
>>62463475
Wheres the free lobster dinner toolbar?
>>62465879
You should be mad at everyone.
>>62465806
I have that TV.
>>62463465
I actually know a guy that has a hackintosh on a ThinkPad
>>62465494
Is it allowed by the software? It's Apple. You never know. Maybe they have an agreement with the content provider to prevent people from doing that.
>>62463427
Sounds great. where do I uh... jack in.
>>62465879
I can hate both.
>>62465896
i miss bunzy buddy desu
>>62465250
I just love how supermarkets usually have a shelve just for this special kind of idiot articles. You usually dont find these things in the electronics department but near the cash register between the reusable aqua armor (sic!) and the magix max slushy maker for children above 3 years of age because even the store clerks know very clearly that these arent even real products. You cant make this up.
>>62465947
>>62466004
you can find the electric fork to eat spaguetti there too
>>62465870
Not at mine.
>>62465321
what am i looking at? An intricate tripping hazard?
>>62463475
>>62465896
>>62465997
>>62463427
>internet of female things
>>62466068
you don't want to bend that sound, you know
>>62466041
I should check again and buy one before they run out.
>>62466078
>>62463427
((()))
>>62465494
>>62465945
This.
The reason for OP is probably some sort of DRM / HDCP restriction. I'm not American, is watching negroes collide cheaper on an Ipad for some reason?
>>62463427
>>62466112
A GILF is a GILF
do audiophiles have any understanding of physics
>>62465355
Toll paid (?)
>>62466094
>the five cable elevators cost more than my laptop, ssd, headphones, and router
>>62466094
>dampened floor vibrations
You're gonna need that when your cables are this
d a n c e a b l e
>>62466135
They don't even understand audio systems.
Of course not.
>>62463789
Not sure who she is but I'd fuck her with pleasure. More?
>>62466135
No, just lots of money.
>>62466166
>>62463380
This little fucker. How long until he is in the news for really blowing up?
>>62465153
Because liberal feelings and evil white people. You know.
>>62463427
It's called pornhub
>>62466238
Classic
>>62465378
Fucking women.
>>62466199
>>62466237
Sounds like you're blaming him, but the lunacy is entirely the medias fault. If he can play the fools, it's fine with me.
>>62466274
see: >>62465962
>>62465723
yeah thanks let me just watch a video that's over 2 hours long to find the ~10 clip that was requested
>>62466121
iirc the guy was able to get official livestreams for free via the NFL app on a tablet he got for free as a Verizon customer, but there was some sort of restriction preventing him from viewing it on anything other than the screen of the tablet itself. that was his quick and easy workaround so he could watch the game on his TV.
>>62463816
My guess is that their "double the speed!!!!1!!!" advertisement isn't referring to the OS, but to the USB transfer speeds.
>>62463386
Wish you'd included the website in this screenshot so I'd know what rag to completely boycott.
>>62466436
well i did a capture of the website, and posted it here: >>62463366
>>62463457
>A bunch of kids who have actually done shit
>politician's kid gets to be front and center having done nothing but buy pr from media companies
>>62463457
I still laugh at this because those 2 Indian kids on the left are fucking pissed.
>>62466493
they are not feeling it
>>62465644
Take a seat right over there
>>62466425
>that was his quick and easy workaround so he could watch the game on his TV.
And it worked like nothing else could in this situation.
>>62465806
Reminds me of nexgenhacker101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM
>>62463616
OH, Criiiiithhh... Crithh? Can you let Andy know we're going to be late for the dinner party? And--does thith laptop make me look fat?
>>62463914
is that filename a rockefeller reference?
>>62466623
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_oil
>>62465140
This is retarded, it looks like a bomb. I'm actually not surprised he got caught.
-Red bar could be semtex/c4 - check
-Battery, provides the carge - check
-circuitry, controller could be wireless- check
-transformer and sloppy wires shit and a suitcase
Everybody's instinct would go off if you were in the same situation. If you need to judge and act fast.
Kid is smart, just plain retarded.
Reminder that glass desks are a mistake.
>>62465355
This is never not true.
>>62466456
I'm talking about the "news" website that advertised the product as a news article, not the product website itself.
>>62464463
>2017
>not watching porn
>>62466707
oh
it was one of those fake blogs
i saw a banner somewhere, and i clicked
it lead me to an article on a fux blog page
>>62463345
is this Linus Torvald?
>>62466498
How would you feel if you'd worked hard to get where you are, fighting against prejudices of your race, surrounded by asians and whites, and when it's finally a glory moment for you some fuckstick indian nigger with a rich politically connected dad gets all the attention because he ripped apart an alarm clock and threw it into a fucking box.
>>62465235
A bomb!
>>62463345
This arouses me deeply.
>>62466068
Audiophiles. They're retarded.
>>62465274
>you have to be from /pol/ to dislike trannies
hang yourself
>>62463465
it's low quality camoflauge
>>62465027
>>62465918
even gayer
mac os is only good on apple laptops, hackintosh is _literary_ a broken hack
>>62465274
>>>/lgbt/
Go socialise amongst your own freaks
>>62466818
Works better than Aplel shit. It's come a long way.
>>62463719
>that poor Voodoo 2
>>62465355
>>62466842
saved
>>62463681
>projecting this hard
>>62464823
I would love to see the video of them trying this in texas
>6 gunshot wounds to the face, shooter gets off without being charged
>>62465355
>guy is having actual fun
>girl is taking a video of it with her in the scene like it's something wierd
kek
dumping more apple shit
my folder is HUEG, for pretty obvious reasons
>>62465140
>put a countdown timer in a briefcase
>yeah this totally doesn't resemble the looks of a bomb that is used in every fucking movie
>>62466891
>$550 ULTIMATE HIGH SPEED HDMI
enjoy your ultimate 1080p60hz limit
the worst diaplayport is better than the best hdmi
>>62465229
a white person would be like "yeah I modded this alarm clock to look like a bomb lol" not "ALLAHU ACKBAR TAKBIR DEATH TO INFIDELS LALALALALALALALA MUHUMMAD DURKA JIHAD"
>>62466832
>works better
>no proper trackpoint support and no good trackpad with multitouch
>probably have a 50/50 chance to crash while in sleep mode
>power management is fuckknow where
>>62466663
>have a glass desk I bought from Ikea more thana decade ago
>still have it to this day
>my favorite desk ever because it packs up super small and I can take it wherever
>>62466994
now you're just posting memes
>>62466937
This is a known fact. They took cool designs and integrated them with their own hardware.
They (Applel, probably in a keynote IIRC) have even said those things themselves, decade ago.
>>62466663
Only if you're an autistic sperg
>>62467002
BOTNET
>>62463380
Trump's version of this was letting that kid mow his lawn.
>>62466961
>enjoy your ultimate 1080p60hz limit
uh what
Even VGA can do 4K 60Hz
>>62466891
>he can only spend $550 on his HDMI cable
>being this poor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHWAtMQs0NY
>>62467087
>The same VGA cable can be used with a variety of supported VGA resolutions, ranging from 640×350px @70 Hz (24 MHz of signal bandwidth) to 1280×1024px (SXGA) @85 Hz (160 MHz) and up to 2048×1536px (QXGA) @85 Hz (388 MHz).
>>62467021
i know
i fucked up on these two
>>62466994
>>62466949
my bad
>>62465232
that's just wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSAXEVXvNz8
>>62467079
>>62465463
Retard. Female teachers will have 6 year olds suspended for making guns with their fingers and pointing them at people because they're clearly practicing to shoot up the school, yet some kid bringing in a beeping briefcase full of wires and circuit boards wouldn't set off any alarms in her mind?
>>62467097
It's all fun and games, but people actually buy that shit.
>>62463380
Good for him.
You fags are miserable shits
>>62465378
This picture alone shows why the 19th Amendment was a mistake.
>>62467261
Fuck off ahmed
>>62467161
didn't we have this technology for decades now?
>>62467192
>>62467220
You mean like those things that where invented several decades ago and you can pick one up for 5 bucks in a Goodwill?
>>62467011
this is so bad, holy fuck
>>62465232
no shit, the dock can is only meant to charge and connect ports. given it's still expensive as fuck
>>62467261
>it's a scam made by his muslim father to weaken the west against muslims
>good for him
I feel bad for him actually.
>>62463681
unbelievable
>>62467235
oh no. why does this exist
>>62463669
How much does an older Mac actually cost? I want to do this for memes?
>>62467481
Depends. JewPay? Expensive. Local sales sites? Probably a couple dozen bucks.
>>62465355
Is she >implying something I don't understand?
He looks like he's playing with a bunch of balls.
>>62467136
what's with that case?
it's an external battery or something?
I don't see any problem with it