I think my co worker is spying on me am I paranoid? What is this?
>>62450342
Give it back, Jamal
nerve gas dispenser, bring a lawsuit
>>62450342
crank it open
Another vantage point
>>62450416
>woman
yall know the drill maam
>>62450439
>men can't paint their nails
stop being sexist and enforcing social gender constructs
>>62450727
no self respecting man would go for a purpleish grey color
maybe youre retarded or that is some kind of plug converter
More angles, OP?
>>62450416
I've sold a bunch of those on ebay. Post tits and I'll tell you what it is
>>62450342
>>62450416
Post your boobs.
waiting for boobies
>>62450830
>>62450834
>>62451045
Newfags should stay on /b/.
open it and bra pls
>>62450808
moar angles of those delicious tits if you want to know. You will be surprised and laugh when I tell you what the fuck that is.
>>62450416
>>62450342
Just pop it open.
>>62451110
do a google search for 'tits or gtfo' and then kill yourself because you came from reddit this past year
>>62451166
>do a google search
Verified newfag. Never use google as a primary term for "look it up", or "search". Google is not the only search engine, kid.
>implying I don't know what tits or gtfo is
We're on a blue board, discussing tech, you fucking faggot. Hence why I said you should stay on /b/, now get back on there, newfriend.
Yes I'm retarded....hence why I'm asking 4chan.... but I specifically stayed out of /b or so I thought
>>62450416
get off my board roastie whore!
>>62451247
kys slut
>>62450416
>those nails
>>62451207
only newfags call other people newfags and the rule is universal, fucko.
tits or gtfo
>>62450416
Those are some nasty claws. Do people actually think untrimmed nails are attractive?
Post your titties you fucking whore. We're not gonna help a skank like you till we see dem tiddies.
>>62451110
You post yours too, sweetheart.
>>62451298
Wow, this is how you treat a lady?
>>62450416
Why are you not on the kitchen Louise?
It's a fucking adapter
>>62451320
Pull off your shirt and shake em around a little. The /g/entoomen demand entertainment.
Y doh?
>>62451207
ITT: A high school kid attempts to be a white knight and fails horribly.
>>62451320
Well, we're waiting.
I know the exact make and model of what you have but I ain't helping for free.
>>62451344
Then why is there a Wi-Fi signal like stuff on it? Unless it's a shitty IoT device I see no reason why you would put it there.
It's a SpyBug X2-9000. It sniffs out the packets while your computer is connected to WiFi in order to read your correspondence. You can get a kit of 3 for about $20 on Amazon. Delivers notifications right to his app. Just Google it.
>>62451144
this. I want to see what's inside
Kindly show your breasts, madam.
WE DEMAND BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOOBS
BOOBS
SHOW BOOBS
>>62451351
>>62451366
Fuck you, I ain't no girl
This is going nowhere fast
>>62451559
Just like my life
It holds keys. It's missing the front plate that has the keypad. You stole someone's keys. Good job.
All serious answers would be greatly appreciated please
>>62451624
serious here.
show frontal nao
>>62451624
This is exactly what you deserve for trying to solicit white knights to answer your inane thread.
>>62451624
seriously, boobs.
>>62451624
It's your fault for not posting this in /sqt/.
>>62451624
Whoa whoa whoa
You revealed that you are a woman on /g/?
AHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
=INHALES*
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAHA
>>62450416
Post feet
The culture's still here, I had almost given up on 4chan. You boys make me proud :,)
>>62451624
Don't get the wrong idea - gentoomen aren't picking on you for being a woman, they are picking on you for posting identifying info on an anonymous board. In our view, you did so only for attention. If you had posted something that identified your nationality or even the brand of your computer you'd also be slagged.
>>62451767
through dick, unity
>>62450342
where did you find it?
>>62451624
Open it
I also want to know what the fuck is it, hurry up and post boobs!
>>62451767
Yeah, I don't know why, but this thread made me seriously nostalgic. Is there something wrong with me?
>>62451280
>what is blue bordz?!
Behind her computer screen, we share an office space with opposing desks.... this is the kind of shit she would do which is why I'm curious if it is or not. No specific branding just the numbers which I clearly am clueless as to what those are
>>62451912
>spite and paranoia
And this is why many of us don't want women in our offices.
>>62451912
OPEN IT
piss in a cup or gtfo roastie bitch
>>62451912
Ask your coworker if she planted that bug
Post results
>>62451971
This. Gauge her reaction and if she plays dumb, tell her you're going to take it to IT
>inb4 it's the IT guy rajeesh spying on you because he jerks it to that fat white ass
>>62451912
What happens when you plug it in?
Does it make noise?
Doubt it would be used to track you if its plugged into a wall.
>>62452044
I plugged it in and it kissed me on the lips
Questioning life choices atm
>>62452018
>belly button looks like a mouth
That's how you know she's fat.
Dropped
>>62452069
thicc*
>>62452078
There's thicc and there's legitimately obese.
I know a whale when I see one
Nothing happened when I plugged it in.
>>62452122
thanks for that new 60" TV
>>62452122
Did you think a genie was going to come out or what
A girl can dream
>>62452122
>>62452142
Yup. Bought a new figure off of mandarake and some PSN cards. Thanks!
>>62450416
It looks to me like a snap-on adapter for a universal power supply.
????
>>62452204
1. plug in
2. ?????
3. world domination.
>fix'd
>>62452192
One of these types of things.
>>62450342
>>62450416
Cut your fucking nails holy christ I almost vomited.
Ya all suck
The front plug in is very small and has hardly any depth to it .
>>62451912
Give it back to her. Say you found it on the floor and innocently ask if it's hers (don't accuse her or confront her) and gauge her response.
Also, google Narcissistic Personality Disorder. If your colleague has more than three of the traits associated with it then it's pretty likely she's spying on you.
>>62452122
Are there any ports on it?
>>62452256
It's this >>62452223
how do i post boos guys?
No ports
Doesn't this mean it's either a sonic device or using radio frequency for something?
>>62452321
ni it means double shielded
one, from rain, two from dust
There is that logo on it
>>62451424
Why isn't anybody listening to this guy? Seems to be the best answer so far.
I am!!!
>>62452344
>this guy
Because you're wrong. It's a SpyBug X2-9001
>>62450416
>>62452344
it's a distraction actually. looked it up.
the device is a open-bob 3X, it's designed to make OP show boobs.
OP just can't read the small print.
>>62452261
>Also, google Narcissistic Personality Disorder. If your colleague has more than three of the traits associated with it then it's pretty likely she's spying on you.
This is solid advice. When you work in HR long enough you begin to notice patterns - the same kinds of people do the same kinds of things to cause the same kinds of problems. After reading up on NPD a few years ago everything fell into place, and problems became much easier to solve. It was disturbing to discover just how inhuman a lot of people really are.
Just tell me what it is you frigging racists! baka
>>62452391
oppai desu!
>>62452391
Why did baka turn into baka
>>62452063
who is this qt
TECHNOLOGY
>>62452422
seems like the device is a keylogger, with a well known bug.
It has a bug where instead of transmitting the encrypted data it sometimes interprets keystrokes as data to encrypt and therefore replaces words at random.
So it has to be a puddi device.
It's OP
>>62452460
you should unplug and try again to verify no malware has already been installed, ASAP
>>62450342
I'm a subscriber to Occam's Razor. First and foremost, why would your coworker want to spy on you?
Secondly, if it is meant for this, the image makes me think that it would be a wireless intercept, powered by a wall outlet. He could place that in pretty much any outlet in his cubicle, and still intercept. Why would he put it some place that you would find?
Thirdly, why would you do ANY non-work shit on work Wifi? Whatever that thing is, it's pretty clear that it isn't an LTE/3G intercepter. Do your private shit on your personal phone, and use your phone's network. If you're paranoid, use a VPN. Opera VPN is one (although its actually a proxy). DotVPN is something to consider if you're willing to pay about 1.55 per month.
It may be an Intercept Remote Acces Query (IRAQu) device.
they use a Bound Offline Monitor Broadcast protocol (BOMB protocol) to gather statistics and metrics which will be accessable remotely to various data verification.
The most common is T.E.R.R.O.R. (Terrestial Ergonomic Remote Radiantics of Overall Ressources), a program to weight out forensics and data which is usually used by ad company (aka ad targetting software).
Your boss may have actually a deal with an ad company, in which case, you should plug it back in immediatly, or it can cost you your job
Still questioning life choices and long nails...thanks 4chan
The face you make when you've been holding out on a thread and reading every comment tits included for wayyyyy too long
>>62452737
>it made me a furry
Mental Illness.
You are not imporant enough for someone to spy on you.
>>62450342
>>62450416
Portable SIM hotspot. If he was spying on you, it wouldn't be with something so blatant. It's more important that you check your pens, shampoo bottles, and anything under or above where you regularly work for cameras.
Also what the fuck are you doing on 4chan, grandma?
>>62451207
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Generic_trademark
>it's a 'fat white paranoid amerilard thinks the NSA is spying on her with drones in order to hinder her mcnugget addiction using chemtrails' thread
>>62452391
idiot
so i guess OP got bored
>>62451553
then post dick
>>62450365
What the fuck, no
This does not work in every thread
>>62452764
>steroids don't lift the weights for you brah
kek
>>62450416
This was absolute bait, and boy did it work. Here's another (You)
>everyone assuming gender
Sad!
>>62452379
jesus christ this disorder describes my brother perfectly
>>62451282
They are trimmed and kept at a certain length. Look at the tips, they're well filed.
this threads amazing. keep it up Op
Am I seriously seeing "TITS OR GTFO" on /g/?
This is a blue board faggots.
Meanwhile on /b/, nobody says or enforces it anymore when OP is presumed to be a girl (female).
I feel bad for 4chan.
>>62451788
>identifying info
>literary falling for the guy with painted nails bait
kek
>>62457720
/g/ is full of underage /v/ that came from /b/ in the first place and never browsed another board before that
/b/ is full of reddit and normies now