>the ABSOLUTE state of apple http://notchmode.com/

>>62433889
> I CAN'T AFFORD THESE HIGH-END APPLE PHONES, LAPTOPS AND IMACS
> I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED ONE AT THE STORE LET ALONE USED ONE YET I'M MAD AT THEM
> I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND MAD AT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS
> I'M OUT OF MY AUTISM PILLS TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETIES AND MENTAL ILLNESS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM LEAVING MY MOM'S BASEMENT
> I'M NOW SHIFTING ALL THE HATE TOWARDS THINGS I CANNOT HAVE
> I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ON AUTISM /g/ENERAL FORUM ABOUT IT SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS
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> PS: SOMEONE PLS KILL ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO IT MYSELF
> PPS: PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS SICK OF ME AND WANTS ME GONE. JUST HELP ME END IT ALL
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>>62433903
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>>62433903
(You)

>>62433903
I see Applel puts top notch effort into their shills too.

>>62433903
An iToddler has defended this.

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>>62433889
>>the ABSOLUTE state of apple

If someone would revive steve jobs , he could kill Tim cook and johny ive

hwre an idea apple put the top speaker in the upper seam of the iphone then you can get rie of tjat ailly notch and still have your bezelless a screen

>>62435381
What did he mean by this?

>>62435394
angle the speaker and put the hole for it in the upper seam of the case

>>62433903
>Being this bad of a shill
Dang son, maybe you need to lie down for a bit or something

>>62434995
GATES SHOWS US THE WAY

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>>62433903
Imagine being this anally annihilated.

>>62433903
>I need to defend Daddy Apple online at all times otherwise he will beat me :(
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Random curiosity since it's OLED now, does it have an always on display feature?

>>62435467
>GATES SHOWS US THE WAY
Yup, Billy knows how to sell phones alright.

>>62435069
Without a doubt, this shit would not fly if he was still around.

>someone actually spent time creating this website never once realizing the screen is 20:9 and every video will be letterboxed
weapons grade autism

>>62433903
>applel homo has so much butthurt is has to resort to pasta to defend this blunder

>>62436343
*he has

Stupid chink tablet

>>62433889
Top fucking kek on that link
All the normie cunts are still gonna gobble it up like they did the 7

>>62435381
nerve gas?

>>62436329
>implying normies won't crop it to fill the screen like they did on iphones before they started having a 16:9 aspect ratio

>>62433889
>white bars
>not black bars
>not just turning off infringing pixels
I bet apple's designers are mouth-breathing inbred white supremacists. Why else would they avoid blackness so stridently?

>>62433903
>Thinking that a product is at all indicative of a person

I... think you might be describing yourself.

Apple is forward thinking, they know you send too many dick pics so they've developed a way for your phone to uniquely identify you
>tfw you Unlock your phone with Dick ID

The phone and the software it runs on is literally not even out yet. What 'absolute state' are you talking about?

>>62433889
>retarded black dip masking browser scroll bars
what the FUCK timeline are we living in, there's no way this got past Apple's secret meeting room

>>62433889
damn, that old gay man cook lives rent free in your head eh guy? who gives a fuck.

>>62439152
Seething

>not just putting a nav button in the space above and below the notch to make it actually useful
Dee Dee Dee

>>62433889
I was right after all, this phone is an experiment to see how many dumb people fall for this monstrosity which costs 999, if this sells well then things are only going to become more ridiculous, Apple is literally grabbing their fans by the clit

>>62436468
>white supremacists
They are probably sjw-feminist-diversity-lover shitskins and women

>>62439191
if they're pro-diversity, why not use brown or black bars?

>>62433889
Steve Jobs would be proud of Tim Cuck!

Reminder this phone is going to sell like fucking hot cakes regardless of what we all think and will push for more tech trends we don't want.

>>62439236
I think it's good though. The more technically ignorant people, the more jobs and money for techies.

I think it looks great guys.

You focus too much on non issues.

>>62433889
>http://notchmode.com/
JUST

>>62433903
>I'm blind to all the shortcomings of Apple's new 1000$ device so I'll just call the other person a neckbeard, that will teach em, the post.

Yeahh....no

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>>62433917
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>>62441001
>falling for bait this fucking hard
Holy shit it newfag hour already?

>>62441071
> hdmi to water
What

>>62433903
nice attempt, shill.

>>62439152
Back to asp

>>62433889
So they really can't make apps or sites to fit the notch?

>>62436468
>literally wasting power instead
That's part of the joke.

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>>62434995
I was seriously looking into Windows Phones just today, but they are sorely lacking in apps. Sure, they have Waze but they're missing Chick-fil-a One and Panera and I want to avoid using the mobile webpage and prefer using the apps instead.

>can't wait for the day mobile apps are gone and replaced with "web apps"

>>62441232
The notch doesn't have a touch screen, they can't place anything clickable there

>>62441266
JUST

>>62441232
What does that even mean? How would you design a website that fits the notch? You have only two choices: let the notch cover part of your app or site, or don't and let those two bunny ears be unused screen space. Both options look terrible.

>>62441239
Back in late 2016 the 640 was $20 to $30, now it's sold out or $50+. I'd want one just because it's rarity, specs are pretty decent too.

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>>62433903

designed with gigantic asymmetric physical notch on a visualizing screen

>high-end

>>62433903
I've never seen this bait work so well
All you are fucking retards

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>>62433903
At this point, people are just reposting it to shit on it and laugh at it because the original iToddler that posted it got absolutely anal annihilated.

>>62441194
It's a one-off joke made for some trade show, but that does actually exist and it isn't just an edit.

I don't get the OP thing. Isn't the iphone x like 18x9? why would "normal" 16:9 videos even extend to show the notch?

Unless it has a forced fill mode or something but that probably isn't default

>>62442022
Because muh immersion

>>62442022
It's 19.5 : 9.

>>62441071
>I was just pretending to be retarded!

>>62433889
this is how they're powering the new campus with renewable energy
steve jobs must be spinning in his grave so fast they're generating energy out of him like that one dilbert strip