ITT buzzwords you hate >visual scripting.

>>62429076
buzzword

>daily driver

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>>62429076
>'Proprietary technology' in order to woo consumers

>>62429076
>cloud

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>>62429076
>coder
>code artisan

>dongle
>devops
>coding boot camps
>scalable

I'll be honest, I love visual scripting but it opens the gate to Loos and everyone and their grandma wanting to learn how to program.

>INTELLIGENT ALGORITHMS

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>>62429076
>Dreamer

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>app

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>Bots and questionnaires are ''artificial intelligence''

>>62429170
What's wrong with dongle?

>>62429229
so much this

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>Machine learning

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Internet of things.

>>62429087
suggest an alternative

>>62430662
ALL NEW
MOST POWERFUL EVER CREATED
NEVER SEEN BEFORE

>>62430683
INNOVATIVE STANDARD
CLOUD COMPUTING
NEURAL NETWORK CLOUD BASED STORAGE

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Microservices
I fucking hate this word so fucking much

>>62430770
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE

>>62430821
>_____ as a service

>>62429076
>X is botnet

>>62430821
Why? Does it makes you remember about your microdick?

>>62429076
>super HD retina display

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>console killer
>download our app

>>62430950
>Trying to get 4K skins to work in HoneySelect.

>>62429076
>realtime

>>62429218
Not as bad as:

>economic refugee

>>62429076
>It's Uber for ____

>>62430157
How so?

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>gentoo

>>62430255
>squeezing your own juice

Come on anon, it's 2017.

>>62430854
>http://foaas.com
only acceptable one

>>62431460
but its not even that anon, you can L I T T E R A L L Y squeeze the bag that you put in the machine, and get the same result, it is a 500 dollar bag squeezer

>>62431532
Or you could buy juice in a bottle.

>>62429076
>GPU / CPU

jesus, just call it graphic processor and computer processor

>every business in every field that offers a service marketing itself as a "solution/solutions"

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>>62429076
>bare metal
>big data

>>62429076
>deep learning
>C#
>(.*)ubuntu(.*)
>cloud.

>>62429076
cloud, agile development

>>62432287
>>62432305

this and the meme of trying to make all languages functional.

>>62429076
>parking lot
>"let's have this discussion, offline"

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>innovation hub

>>62429076
>cloud
>app


>>62431576
Bet you don't like NASA

"app" and "coding" are middle-school-programming-class-using-a-scratch-ripoff tier

>easy to reason about

i swear to god this fucking phrase has gotten x100 more popular recently

>>62431576
>RTG
Jesus, just call it a radioisotope thermoelectric generator.
>MMH
Can we just call it monomethylhydrazine like civilized people?>>62432186

>FUD (Fear Uncertainty Doubt)

There's a reason why it is never used in non-technology related discussions.

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>>62429170
>dongle
Glad I'm not the only one

SOA
DEVOPS

geezes f. xrist

>>62432666
Mongo DB / NoSQL

>>62432186
Our API operates "close to the metal"

>frontend developer
>universal platform
Also
>PC is good enough for basic office work

>>62431532
Honestly, $500 isn't even that much for a well-engineered device that is likely to last 10+ years, if you drink juice often enough, I would glady pay that much to avoid having to press bags every day. The bad thing about it is that it will refuse to press bags that are expired, which also means that the device has to be connected to the internet to press juice, and that you can't use it with third-party juice packs.

Blockchain of/for _______

>>62432876
>has to be connected to the internet to make juice
Literally wtf

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>>62432867
Your not fooling anyone macfaggot

>>62431514
actual lol

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>>62433347
No I meant when people are reviewing PC
No matter how shitty and unusable it is, their excuse is always Office

4chan

>>62429076
>visual scripting
how is that a buzzword? it's node based scripting, which is visual.

>>62432876
>this whole post
imagine being this cucked

>>62429229
When its applied to desktop enviroments especially

"Informatico"
t. Pedro

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>insourcing

>>62432876
I can't find that picture of that guy wearing glasses and he's super skinny and I think he's picking out a pumpkin from some market and I was gonna find it but I couldn't and google just showed a bunch of gay stuff but the plan was to post it and say (You)

Because you're a cuck

"Minimalist"

>>62429193
This all the way.

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>>62429076
Tech guru

artisan keycaps

it's written in every other title over at /r/mechanicalkeyboards

>>62429218
A memer,
a dreamer,
knock you out like my name's John Cena.

>>62429076
Annoying buzzphrase:
>"We didn't offer you a job, instead we offer you to be part of our family"
>"The best from our product"

Buzzword:
>AI
>Machine Learning
>Neural network
>Fancy Algorithm
>Smart X
>Professional grade
>Comfort level

Word that have actual legit meaning but misused as buzzword:
>bezel
>TerraFLOPS

>>62429076
ITT

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Suprised I'm the first:

OPEN SOURCE

> I N N O V A T I V E
I FUCKING HATE THIS WORD

>>62429076
>container

I get it boss. But unless you already tidy everything up, it won't help us in any conceivable way.

When people shill for some piece of hardware saying it's..
>the best bang for your buck.

Peasant talk for I have no money so I expect everyone to be poor like me.

>>62429076
what the fuck else would you call it you fucking idiot?

>>62429130
>code artisan
No one calls themselves that, right?

>machine learning

>>62432876
who's paying you and how can i get your job

>>62430255
By definition that shit isn't IoT anyway

>>62432186
i never really like saying bare metal but i dont really know a faster way to say without an os

>>62429076
>Must have Agile programming experience

Fuck you HR

ai

>hacking

>.io

>>62438537
better than paying a squatter for .com

>>62438391
But that's just a name of a software engineering technique

>>62436956
Look up the phrase on Google and despair.

Do you have a facebook?

>>62429076
Buzzword
I also hate you, OP

>>62438918
t. triggered hipster

>>62429076
>Our product/solution will offer unique insights for your business

>>62438935
Is it a turnkey solution though?

>_____ engineer
there are only like 8 words that can precede engineer without being a complete meme

>>62431576
do you also say "field programmable gate array" every time. nevermind, you probably don't know what that is

>>62438926
Um, what? Why am I hipster?

>>62430157
*deep learning

Ftfy

>>62438986
this

machine learning is a real thing

>Hacking
>Coding/Coder

>>62430157
cute birb :3

>>62433780
>>62434799
>>62438127
>cuck xd
I'm not some hipster faggot who would actually give a shit about freshly pressed juice, I'm just saying that the cost of the device itself isn't really the problem here, cause it's actually well-made, based on AvE's video - it's their business model of selling you a botnet device at a loss, and making their money back on overpriced juice bags that you're forced to use, because this botnet device won't let you use third party juice packs.

>>62429076
>kilobyte (2^10) bytes
>megabit (2^20) bits

Don't know why it became so popular it's also wrong.

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>>62431576
>compute cores

>>62429170
> scalable
That used to actually mean something

>>62432876
The entire world disagrees with you and the juicero no longer exists as a result.

You are stupid.

>>62429101
The Imam of my nearest mosque says this almost every other friday.

>>62429294
That's what she said.

>>62429193
Rockabye!

>skills: Python ninja
>solution
>disruptive
>enterprise

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>>62440546
What does watching haram mean
Does it have something to do with porn

>>62429076
>free as in freedom

>>62440679
>haram

means something along the lines of unclean, so anyting that doesn´t fall into their line of morals, any nudity also

>>62429076
happiness engineer

>>62430255
botnet of things

>semantic web
>X 2.0

>>62440679
Not only porn but anything undecent, like women wearing light clothes, men kissing women, ... etc

>social entrepreneurship

company culture

>>62440250
>I'm just saying that the cost of the device itself isn't really the problem here
You're defending a $500 botnet juice bag squeezer. Either this is bait or you're a cuck.