>microphone record light starts blinking for no reason

>be silent and walk over to my computer and turn the thing off

W10 turns on computer at 4am to "perform maintenance"

>>62416086
forgot the meme arrow

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>>62416042
i just want to listen you masturbating tovarish

>>62416042
>Hard disk spins up for no reason

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>router LEDs start blinking

[spoiler]it's unplugged[/spoiler]

>no reason
Anon, I....

>check network activity after being away for a few days
>10kb packets sent and received by the only windows machine in the house every morning at 4am

>Webcam LED lights up
>Doesn't go off
>Can't find what the fuck opened it

>>62416086
>OS turning on PC
No my friend, you're not turning it off to begin with... It's going into sleep or hibernation mode.

My sister's laptop did this with windows 8 and in task manager has a 445 day "uptime"

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>>62416042
>Discussing politics, drugs and alcohol across the room
>Sleeping laptop spins up its fans full blast for no reason at all

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>>62417644
If it's only at 4am, can we make some kind of daemon that will sever your connection to the router slightly before 4 am every day?

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>command prompt window opens, lines of text flash across the screen, then said window disappears all within a nano second

Botnet, botnets everywhere.

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>>62417795
>tfw discuss weed and cocaine legalization with dad all the time
>ameriDEA niggers might snatch me and ship me to Guantanamo terrorist style

>>62417947
CIA should honestly put both of you in a black site

>>62417839
This, good thing i have a macro setted to take a screenshot

>tfw you realize you have the power to subvert the surveillance agencies because they're forced to listen to everything

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>>62419090
sshsshhh don't tell the normies

>>62416042
>computer beeps
>it's not even plugged in

>>62421373
older desktops do this as the bios battery starts dying

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>ps4 turns on when i walk in front of it across the room