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How do I become a 10x developer?

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How do I become a 10x developer?
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>>62402129
hot
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stockings, panties, butt plug
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>>62402129
First Think before Coding.
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>>62402129
by giving me sauce
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>starting a thread with a picture more interesting than your question
/g/tards, when will they learn?
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stop fapping
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fap more
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fap harder
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Wachi Tsukasa
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>>62402563
Thanks anon, there's a special place in Heaven for people like you.
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P R O G R A M M I N G
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>>62402563
>Search up name on google
>Notices there's a video about her on youtube
>mfw this is allowed on youtube
https://youtu.be/aM-Vdk2y5oE?t=6m9s
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>>62402400
Posting any picture is more interesting than his question
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>>62402620
i think that's gravy not jav
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>>62402129
I've realized that the only difference between a "10x" programmer and the rest of us is that "10x" programmers really do work the number of hours the rest of us are supposed to work. If I spent forty hours a week programming, I'd be hailed as a god. Instead I spend like four hours a week programming, and I'm still a lead engineer. The rest of the time I spend doing whatever I want. In my experience, it is the same for most good programmers.
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>>62402129
Stop making sexbot threads
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>>62402620
It's educational
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>>62402129
Who's this semen demon?
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Don't sleep
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>>62402346
>programming with a lifting plug
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>>62403224
Read the thread retard.
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>>62403008
Actual 10x programmer here. There have been actual cases where the rest of my team struggled with a problem for weeks but when I looked at it I solved it right on the spot. 2-3 people * 2 weeks / 5 mins = ...

Too bad I actually got paid less than the other people
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>>62403345
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>>62403345
Much the same happened to me. What I didn't tell them was that I was the one that caused the problem in the first place.
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>>62402129
SHOW BOBS AND VAGENE
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>>62402579
> programming psocks
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>>62402129
big muscle man yes yess yessse
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>>62403506
The problem was their inability to design something compatible with a certain system. In your case however I would say KYS
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>>62402129
Step 1:
get a wireless keyboard, stockings, and panties (your today's lucky pick)

Step 1:
you're already a 10x developer

Step 2:
unplug the batteries of your wireless keyboard. take your time to think and feel free to use the batteries for your vibrator. Don't bring spare batteries!

Step 9:
now that you've invested a huge amount time thinking and orgamsing, you may now use the batteries for the keyboard.

Step 10:
but wait! they're almost empty! (the batteries!) be sure to efficiently write your code fast so your keyboard won't run out of energy!

Step 11:
less time to write code = more time for orgasm! now your amazed co-workers want to hit you (if you know what I mean).
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>>62403258
you can read and fap at the same time... amazing!
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>>62402346
this guy gets it
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>>62403253
underrated crossposting
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>>62404356
underrated crossdressing
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>>62403345
>Actual 10x programmer here
Did your mom tell you this
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>>62405623
yes
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>>62404353
that's a good doujin
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>>62402129
Spend your free time working on side projects and learning everything you can about all of the technologies your work touches.

But keep on mind it kind of sucks spending an extra couple hours every week day and most of your weekend doing that, so most normies would rather date or whatever it is they do.
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>>62402129
Who's this semen demon?
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>>62403345
Have fun unemploying yourself and the rest of your coworkers. Protip: work dumber not smarter
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>>62402129
i would 10x her developer if you know what i mean.
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>>62405623
You're right its even more than 10x. If we count the man hours spent trying to solve the problem in my above example vs what I did, the real ratio is around 10000x. But that is in terms of getting something to work. If the quality of the solution matters than I would say the ratio could be infinite as it is conceivable that the stupid bitch who was in charge might go a lifetime without being able to come up with the answer.
>>62410099
Yes, I undersand that there are people who are intimidated by and therefore attempt to sabotage the competition. I've been a victim of this myself. My mistake was showing mercy.
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