Are you ready to swallow it /g/?
>ten years ago the government created a global agreement between over a hundred countries
>reading between the lines of the agreement some infiltrated spies discovered a few weird things
>all men under the national territory of the United States are secretly obliged by law to have their intimate parts recorded through smart devices
>pornography companies somehow obtain this information and start developing adware in order to infect user’s phones and make use of the backdoor
>six years later, ex-NSA agent Edward Snowden revels to the world many of the discrepancies that the government has been hiding from US citizens
>all leaks that Snowden provided scare the population for a few months until more news from him come throughout the years
>resting in the room provided to him Snowden knows what’s up and realizes there’s a couple of leaks he didn’t manage to expose to the world
>entertained by the television shows Snowden tries to forget all the stress he has been dealing with
>not much time passes until he realizes the whole conspiracy behind web clutter on simple porn websites one of the few forms of entertainment he could make use of when hiding in his room
>through intense research and dedication he finds out the government attached a backdoor on almost every mobile device
>growling with hatred he rushes towards the press to reveal the ultimate malevolent plan the government has been hiding for years
>all his efforts, however, are quickly turned useless as he’s shut down by his bodyguards which were listening to his whole explanation of the problem
>you all might be wondering: but why?
Why would the guards that are supposed to comply with the ones who are trying to defend Snowden prevent him from telling everyone the truth? Well, turns out Snowden also realized that this backdoor is being used to capture pictures of woman as well (mainly celebrities). In his research he found out a website containing thousands of pictures (even more than the fappening incident) which ties in perfectly with the names of the main culprits inside the government and the NSA responsible for the backdoor. Sadly, the guards were seduced by the content of the website and realized that revealing the truth to the public would only end the huge stream of such content and now you might be wondering, how do I know this? well, I can’t say exactly otherwise my identity would be revealed, I wish I could provide the source for such claims like the website itself but I’m sorry. I believe this is a subject that must be studied and discussed repeatedly thus I recommend you reading the entire post again, word by word, specially the first letter of each quote to get a full grasp on the reality of our current society.
holy fucking shit is this oc
>>62399541
I don't get it...
>>62399541
29 minutes old and it's already stale
liking traps and futa doesnt make you gay anyways. As long as the boy is cute, it's not gay.
>>62399541
Found your band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM
>>62399541
The fuck
>>62399554
>a government ran website more addictive than pornhub, reddit, 4chan, and other websites combined.