Alright, so let me get this straight: >No fingerprint sensor

>>62393929
stop bitching you pussy and don't buy it

>>62393929
and it has a receding hairline

>>62393929
>b-but my favorite megacorporation did it first!
literally nobody cares, put the strawman away and go cry about it with the other mindless sheep on reddit

>>62393929
0/10 bait. Way too obvious

>>62393929
>> No-bezel screen

But that's a lie. You can clearly see bezels.

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>>62394045
>>62394060
Where are you in all the Apple shill threads? Why do you only show up when someone blows out Apple talking points?

>>62393929
Australian pricing: The iPhone 8 and 8 Plus cost $1,079 and $1,229 respectively, whereas the X will start at $1,579.

You'd have to be an idiot

>>62393929
That's a really really low quality bait

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>>62394077
>When your screen can't do 1440p but your price tag can

>>62394084
Literally none of it is bait, stupid paid2post.

>>62394045
>strawman
They literally called it "revolutionary," and that's one of the main selling points.

Other than the fact that it's an iPhone, of course.

>>62394008
Agree with this guy

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>>62393929
Yes goy, but its new and you must buy it.

>>62394008
then stop spamming shill threads on /g/ faggot

They gimped it deliberately to make you buy the more expensive X. Remember, iFags literally have NO CHOICE.

>>62394074
Just read it.
It's so fucking weak bait.
>Wireless charging implemented 4 years after Samsung and it doesn't even work properly
Why couldn't event test it how can we kno it's now working???
>Less RAM than phones from 3 years ago
Again not true Iphone 8 has the same amount as 7 (2 and 3 gigs) and X has 3 gigs (so one more than iphone 7 the same size)
>Power button broken
Again bait
>Samsung has been using AMOLED displays since 2009, on fucking flip phones like the ORIGINAL GALAXY
And we know these were absoulte shit with burning pixels etc.
>Face recognition software
Galaxy S8 had it in April
And it worked even with a face photo.
>No fingerprint sensor
Literally 8 has it and in X it's useless so why would they implement it.

>>62393929
Meh, I'll bite.
>No fingerprint sensor
Was a minor convenience at best I. The first place
>No headphone jack
Regrettable, but old argument
>Wireless charging implemented 4 years after Samsung
They are indeed slow to add features
>and it doesn't even work properly
Source please
>Power button broken
Source
>Less RAM than phones from 3 years ago
iOS is far more memory efficient
>Applel won't even release battery specs
Literally autism
>12mp camera
Good enough for a phone, go by a real camera if you're so inclined
>Only available in 64 and 256gb w/o expandable storage
Apple leans heavy on cloud storage, might not be your cup of tea but it is what it is
>Runs fucking iOS
No problem here
> No-bezel screen
Feel indifferent honestly
>"Revolutionary" 458 ppi display
Galaxy S6 had a 577 ppi display in APRIL 2015
Getting really hard to see pixels at this scale unless you do VR, but Samsung uses shit sub-pixel spacing so it actually NEEDS that much resolution not to look like crap.
>First OLED display on Apple device
>Samsung has been using AMOLED displays since 2009, on fucking flip phones like the ORIGINAL GALAXY
It also looked like hot garbage that looked even worse after the organic materials burned out years later
>Face recognition software
>Galaxy S8 had it in April
Does it use IR? Is it as secure? Honestly just as moderately convenient as touchID and no more
>Full back glass
>Galaxy S6 had it again in April 2015
Personal taste, but apparently it's needed for wireless charging? Who cares.

>>62393929
I believe is fucking awesome they fucked up so hard.
Essential phone doesn't look that bad right now. I'm seriously considering getting one.

>>62393929
why the fk do people keep comparing phones to other phones holy shit.

if ya dont like it just don't get, how's that hard haha.

>>62394008
>>62394123
how about i keep bitching and still don't buy it

>>62393929
LG G3 had QHD resolution at 538 ppi in 2014, Galaxy Nexus had facial recognition and no dedicated front buttons (physical or touch) in 2011. Full glass back was in iPhone 4 in 2010.
You don't need to suck Samsung's dick so hard. There are other companies you can give credit to.

>>62394265
I think people sperg about it because apple comes out with "revolutionary" products, but their products have literally been around for years, and normies pounce on the things, even though they cost more than their rent, while the original product is far cheaper.

>>62394211
>>No headphone jack
>Regrettable, but old argument
doesn't make it an invalid one

>>62394163
>>62394211

this fucking damage control

hope you pajeets are getting enough rupees to one day buy a toilet

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>>62394211
>wanting battery specs is autism

>nice car, but what's the mila..
>LMAO WHO CARES, AUTIST

>>62394428
What's the point if you can't use the battery in isolation? You don't know the power specs of the hardware either. It makes sense on an ordinary battery that can be used in a number of devices, but here you really don't need to know more than "it runs X hours from full charge". If you care that much, check the power section of reviews when they come out.

>>62394428
funny

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>>62393929
>Alright, so let me get this straight:
>>No fingerprint sensor
It's legacy technology
>>No headphone jack
It's legacy technology
>>Wireless charging implemented 4 years after Samsung and it doesn't even work properly
It works on the Qi standard and the new Aircharge mat looks amazing to charge all your devices at once
>>Power button broken
No it's not
>>Less RAM than phones from 3 years ago
iOS is far more optimised than android and doesn't need the overhead of running a fucking java machine
>>Applel won't even release battery specs
2 hours longer battery life than the already amazing iPhone 7. The only battery spec you need
>>12mp camera
Muh megapixels. 12MP will more than saturate an 8K TV or poster sized printout. Other factors have much more effect on image quality. The iPhone X shots are DSLR quality
>>Only available in 64 and 256gb w/o expandable storage
Everything is in the cloud now. What are you downloading that is taking up more than 256 GB?
>>Runs fucking iOS
Most secure, stable and fast mobile OS
>>"Revolutionary" 458 ppi display; Galaxy S6 had a 577 ppi display in APRIL 2015
You literally can't see the pixels anyway
>>Face recognition software; Galaxy S8 had it in April
That's iris recognition. Far shittier - need to be looking directly into the camera, doesn't work in the dark and easily fooled by a photograph


Nice try, poorfag.
Just admit you can't afford it and will have to settle for an android, never getting texts back from girls when the realise you have green bubbles

>>62394568
>girls
where do you think you are?
increasing my chances of getting laid by 10% is still a 0%.

>>62394568
>than the already amazing iPhone 7

oh, hi pajeet

>>62394635
0+10=10 you dumb nigger

>>62394905
it's 0 + 0*0.10
you must be 18 or older to post here.

>>62393929
This is why Apple shouldn't have a monopoly on iphones. Down with the patent system. Down with laws against reverse engineering.

>>62394931
"increase" means add, not "times" or "multiply" you filthy fucking retarded double nigger

>>62395001
PERCENT
literally graduate high school you edgy teen

Apple has been trash since day 1, Jobs just isn't around anymore to hold the cult together

>>62394521
t. the apple fanboy

>>62393929
Does your samcuck phone have Android Oreo?

Face unlock has been around since like the Nexus 4.

>>62394428
I've never been asked, or asked someone for the mileage of their car.

>>62394521
If you buy an external battery charger thing, you need to know if it holds the charge to fill your phone once, twice or more.

>>62394905

please tell me this is bait

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Whomstd xiaomi masterrace here?

>>62395032
INCREASE
literally stop being a monkey fucking retarded triple spear chucking mother fucker

>>62394568
>fingerprint sensor
>legacy technology
are you fucking shitting me

>>62395160
please tell me you're not a stupid fucking nigger too.

If Bob says to Jim: "Currently, our mission success rate is 36.2%, but if we reconfigure our systems we project we will increase our probability of success by 10%" What does Bob fucking mean?
He means 36.2+10, which equals 46.2% you stupid cock gobbling nigger faggot.

>>62395172
To increase by 10% that means you take ten percent of the original number, THEN add that value to the original. Thus taking ten percent of zero gives zero, and zero plus zero remains zero.

Anon are you ok

>>62395254
No, what you are
>implying
is that to say something increased by 10% actually means that your chances are 1.1 times higher. However 1.1 (((TIMES))) your chances is not the same as """INCREASING""" your odds by 10%.

Learn to English and Maths you stupid fucking cunt

>>62393929
>No fingerprint sensor
>No headphone jack
>no expandable storage
valid points
>wireless charging doesn't work properly
>power button broken
what did he mean by this?

>x did it first
doesn't matter

also, doesn't anyone else think that a no-bezel screen is actually kind of a bad idea? they take away our keyboards, then they start to take away our buttons, now we can't even safely rest our hand on most of the phone (this mostly matters for one-handed use where you are squeezing the phone and your palm may touch the screen)

>>62395312
wait, so did they REMOVE the fingerprint sensor? I've never had an iPhone, so this didn't seem weird at first, but it sounds like the old iPhone had one

>>62395312
You probably get used to no bezels eventually but I didn't on the edge and I didn't bother trying.

>>62395310
Yes but if the original statement implied that there were zero girls to begin and end with, while increasing by 10% would theoretically raise your chance to 10% odds of seeing a girl; functionally the amount remains a zero chance because there were never any to begin with.

>>62395450
>if the original statement implied that there were zero girls to begin and end with
>if
Yes, if reality rearranged itself into a blue cube I would not fuck your mother in the ass.
However, that's not what the original statement said at all and your mom's anus is dripping with my cum

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>>62394027
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OMG

THIS D E S U

>>62395102
have you ever owned a vehicle

>>62395527
>If
Wrong word, the statement did imply that there were no girls to begin with. When he said "where do you think we are?" To the notion of girls that's interpreted as there being no girls, because the statement is written in a negative sense, saying that the original person thinks that they're in the wrong place of they believe girls are here. Semantics and all.

As an analogy imagine a room that only has four walls and 5 red cubes. Now you walk into that room and put on a hat that makes it so you are 10% percent as likely to see a blue cube as you were before. Unfortunately there are no blue cubes in the room in the first place, and a blue cube cannot suddenly materialize itself in that room. Therefore you see no blue cubes even when you wear the hat.

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>>62394027

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>>62393929
the absolute state of applol

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>>62394126

made for americans by americans

>>62395610
He likes apple, must be in high school, so it's likely, but his parents probably bought apple products instead.

>>62395101
Could you fucking die already?

>>62393929
don't forget the price

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>>62395780
it's actually made by Chinese/Koreans workers and Trump is /ourguy/ on this one.

>>62394027
fuckin lold

>>62394568
>It works on the Qi standard

Have they confirmed this? It would be like apple to come up with their own proprietary standard

>Everything is in the cloud now
Except for those 60fps 4k videos people will want to record, 64gb will be filled with probably under an hour of video

>>62394428
if im not purchasing a used car mileage wont matter, if im purchasing a used phone my question would be about its physical details

>>62393929
>less ram
you're so retarded
>Only available in 64 and 256gb w/o expandable storage
grow up
>face recognition software
better than s8

Where the actual fuck is the Home button? How do you access home?

>>62396037
gestures on the bottom of the screen

>>62396063
does ir recognize fapping gestures??

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>>62395310
>>62394905
>>62395001
>>62395172
>>62395310
>>62395527
Man, this is autistic on so many levels

>full glass back is a perk now

Also, brilliant of you to pick different aspects from several phones. What you fags will never understand is that to put them all together is the truly revolutionary thing apple is doing

>>62395168
What's that trying to convey, it's like they're shilling some Mi, but S8 looks way cooler.

>>62394310
Underrated

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>>62393929

>1500 canadian dollars

meanwhile

>s8 64gb with microSD expansion

349 dollars and I kept my good plan

JUSTIFY THIS

btw the s8 is easily the best display ive ever seen on a handheld device, didnt get note8 cause I wouldnt use the pen

>>62396063
Can't wait for android to implement this in android 9 with apple setting the new trend

>>62396135
hair = bezels

>>62396211
Same tbqh. Too bad it's fragile without a case. Qts be mirin my S8 though

>>62396306

I got a clear soft plastic shell (front is open) for grip

perfect desu

>>62396324

didnt realize t b h was filtered here too

>>62394277
this tbqh

>>62395101
the difference between Face Unlock and Face ID is execution. Face Unlock sucks because it can very easily be tricked with a picture and only seems to work in bright sunlight. Face ID uses a bunch of sensors to make a 3D map of your face before unlocking your phone.

the iPhone still sucks though and apple should be dissolved before doing any more damage to the technological industry. they have literally NEVER contributed a single good thing in their existence. we'd be thousands of years ahead of time had steve jobs never started this god forsaken company t b h

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welp, reading through this thread, looks like apple won't go out of business just yet.
good thing I got dem stocks back in 2007

>>62396400

>take phone while someone is sleeping face up

>unlock their phone by holding it to their face

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>>62393929
Full back glass

Why are we praising a negative?

>>62396430
Even better.

>be artist
>make a mask of their face
Wipe the cum off first.

>>62394521
There is no black magic behind ARM chips, similiar performance chips will consume similiar amounts of power if built on the same node. Apple saying a device will run X hours from full charge is like Tesla saying you need to charge your car only once a week. It's non-relevant information that doesn't reflect real world use and at best it can be considered a rough estimate.

If we're given battery capacity information, we can compare it to previous iterations of iOS devices and roughly estimate the battery life.

There's nothing on this device to justify the $999 price tag. There's nothing you can put on a phone today to justify this price unless it sucks your dick and makes you breakfast at the same time.

>>62394137
this is the x you idiot

>>62393929
what about 4k@60fps and 1080p@240fps?

>>62394027
How the fuck did they ever think this was ok?

>>62396559
>what about 4k@60fps and 1080p@240fps?
mhm, especially on the 64gb model

>>62394568
>3.5mm jack
>legacy technology
It just fucking works. 0 latency and little to zero cost on the equipment itself. Name 1 reason to switch to USB-C headphones other than "it works on the iphone"

>>62396582
do you need to film an hour of video at 4k@60fps?

>>62394211
The absolute state of Applefags

>>62395971
It was in the keynote mentioned multiple times. They also want to contribute to the Qi standard.

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>>62396557
>new phone
>worse than the Galaxy from last year

Jesus Christ Apple cucks

>No headphone jack

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I have an iPhone 6, I refuse to buy another iPhone that doesn't have a headphone jack. I use my iPhone more for shitposting on 4chan and listening to music more than anything else.

Why would they think it's acceptable to release a phone/ipod without a basic fucking adapter that people fucking use? They replaced it with a stereo speaker. On a fucking phone. A stereo system with speakers that are less than an inch apart.

GOD DAMMIT. I liked iPhones because they're simple, now apple with its shit policy is forcing me to go with someone else. No one gives a single shit how symmetrical their phone looks. No one has ever given a shit about that, and no one ever will.

Fuck this world, and fuck apple. I hope I'm not the only customer you guys lost with this fucking bonkers ass retarded shit idea. No I'm not going to use your shitty lightning port.

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>>62394163
>>62394211
>>62395312
Apple themselves actually reported that the wireless charging wasn't going to be up to standard: "Specifically, version 1.2 of the Qi standard allows for 15 watts of power transmitted from the wireless charging pad to the receiving device. According to the new report, the iPhone 8 will support half of that standard at a maximum of 7.5 watts of power (5 volts over 1.5 amps)." (https://www.macrumors.com/2017/08/28/iphone-8-wireless-charging-reportedly-half-the-speed-of-current-standard/)

Power button no longer sleeps/wakes the device, it calls Siri, and to turn the phone off, you have to go into a submenu in settings.

>>62395101
I'm just using Samsung because it's easy to look at progression of their flagship line, they're not necessarily the best - I had a Droid Turbo for two years and loved it.

>>62395365
Yup

>>62396088
Try the S8 or the G6, retard

>>62394277
aw, it's autistic

>>62396671
It comes with an adaptor and a pair of headphones.

>>62396231
Dude have you ever heard of this thing called a navigation bar??? It's super cool I heard HTC is gonna implement it like five years ago :DDDDD

The sad thing is, Apple used to be a fucking awesome company, back when Samsung was the one getting sued for copying features. The 5 or arguably the 5S was the last good phone Apple ever made tho

>>62396800
>Now if I want to listen to music, I have to carry around my phone, an adapter, and headphones

Yeah awesome. I love having to carry around extra fucking garbage. Apple is getting shittier and shittier and I don't understand it. iTunes for example, for some reason they decided to remove your ability to sort your music, and they use some autistic way sort it for you so anytime you want to find an album you have to go digging for it. Also they changed the queue for some reason, I still don't understand how it fucking works so I can't create my own play lists. Also songs randomly get deleted from my phone and entire albums sometimes get corrupted and I have to spend an hour trying to get the album back on my phone.

This headphone shit is the final fucking straw. I'm done with Apple. They don't seem to give a single shit about what their users want, they just want to streamline everything so your basest fucking users can play their retarded mobile games and listen to their one Katy Perry song on repeat.

Fuck APPLE for real.

>>62394428
More like was the size of the gas tank

>>62394521
Measurement of battery capacity in hours means nothing, they just say "xyz hours of 'normal use'," but "normal use" could mean streaming music for one person, playing 3D games for another, and just sending a few emails for another

>>62394027

LOOK AT THE TOP OF ITS HEAD!

>>62394568
>Everything is in the cloud now.
Fuck the cloud. If i want to drop an extra 256gb, or larger card into my phone to hold all my music, video, whatever i should damn well be able to do so.

>>62396862
Keep the adaptor attached to your headphones or go Bluetooth. You're just bitching to bitch.

>>62396999
I turned the iCloud on for my photos and my data usage fucking skyrocketted. I paid $30 extra last month because my phone would not stop using data. I turned that off and it's fine now. Also, I'm on wi-fi 90% of the time I'm using my phone, so I don't even understand that shit.

>>62394277
Pretty much

>>62397031
I'm bitching because it's frustrating as fuck. Everyone I know uses apple, now I have to be the fag with the retarded phone because Apple is a shit company.

>>62393929
will the next se (if there even is one) have a headphone jack?

>>62397031
>>Keep the adaptor attached to your headphones or go Bluetooth
kys.

>>62395168
Those chinks are getting good with the bants.

>>62396430
>Take someone's iPhone
>Slide phone under their thumb or index finger of dominant hand
>Unlock phone

>FaceID
>Alllst certainly there will be an option in settings to require blinking and/or smiling or w/e to go with your face to unlock it

Although I am with you on how annoying FaceID can be to unlock the phone when you can't or don't want to bring it to your face. For me I haven't owned an iPhone with TouchID so if I upgrade now then I likely won't miss that feature.

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>>62397031

You would think that... but its extremely inconvenient to keep attatched because of their myopic design choices... like this

>>62396471
this.
why would I want the part that I'm always touching to be glossy?
I thought everyone agreed matte and brushed aluminum were where it's at, it feels good and doesn't show fingerprints.
Is Apple going backwards just to be contrarian?

>>62396862
Lmao your iTunes library suffering corruptions and you losing songs. I would suggest stop fucking around with the file system where iTunes stores your music and/or stop using iTunes in the Cloud/Apple music or whatever the fuck it's called these days.

The ONLY time I have lost shit in iTunes was when iOS 8.4 came out with Apple Music and the free 3 months of subscription. For some fucking reason iTunes decided to upload my stuff into the cloud or wherever. All I had to do was turn the setting off and then pull my iTunes library from a backup Time Machine made earlier that morning. Simple.

And if you're having trouble creating playlists right now. Well I dont know what to tell you but it really is not hard at all.

>>62397076
Get an Xperia then.

>>62396211
>implying anyone uses the pen
Anon, it's just there to show off. And be big.

>>62397247
>Lmao your iTunes library suffering corruptions and you losing songs. I would suggest stop fucking around with the file system where iTunes stores your music and/or stop using iTunes in the Cloud/Apple music or whatever the fuck it's called these days.
For a second I thought you were approaching the rotational velocidensity meme. Sadly I've then realized you're serious.
>store everything on le proprietary cloud
>don't keep your songs on your machine
literally kys my friend.
jeez, this is /nu/-g for real.

>>62394027
WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

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>>62395780
>IT WAS HER TUUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNN

>>62393929
But it just works!

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>>62397365
Jesus Christ, let it go already.

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>>62394163
>Remove useful features your customers like
>Jack up the price
>Add face unlock that google has had for at least 3 years
>Sell it for $1000+

>>62393929
>>Face recognition software
>Galaxy S8 had it in April
Galaxy S4 had it

>>62397413
Says the faggot that posted an epic Trump meme from antifatrumpmemesfortranssexuals.com

>>62394163
Everything wrong with my shitty brand is wrong and everything that shows how uncreative and non-innovative we are is bait

>>62397440
They had shitty iris scan technology

You need to be looking directly into the camera
The lights needs to be on, doesn't work in the dusk or dark
Easily fooled by a photograph

FaceID is not the same thing at all it projects IR dots to create a unique 3-D map of your face. It's secure and you don't need to be looking face-on at the phone, or even have the light on

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>>62397445
what

>>62397247
>In the car, want to listen to a song
>I now have to download the song in order to listen to it
>I might have no connection
>Also I don't have unlimited data because I'm not a cuck who pays for unnecessary services

>>62397420
Or just post photoshopped pics like you do.
Nobody on /g/ ever bothers to check.

>>62397518
Apple fags are fucking normie and don't belong here, this is a fact. You guys get excited about animated shit emojis for fucks same, just kys.

how about pointing the obvious

a face scan is easy to exploit, and is slow regardless

>apple cuck needs a face unlock for their $1000 selfie device

please

just wait for the iphone xs bro

>>62394211
>Samsung uses shit sub-pixel spacing so it actually NEEDS that much resolution not to look like crap.

So you're saying that the Samsung needs 577ppi not to look like crap, so the iPhone X has a crap display?

I work in phone sales call centre.
Whole sales team watched the launch.
We can't believe how underwhelming and shit it is.

>>62396862
I'll never forget the day I left Apple everything.
Dropped an iTunes update that deleted all my music from my mac and phone I had not bought on the iTunes store.
Rep on the phone told me to just get all the music off the CDs again, almost all the music was years of torrented shit, stuff passed along by friends, exes.

It was bullshit.

Bought a new phone the next day and went 100% to streaming music from spotify.

>>62396211
Yes but can you take the back off easily?
Otherwise I'll stick to the Note 4 for the 40th fucking year in a row

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I don't get why the face recognition is such a big deal - my HTC One M8 had it and that was in 2014

>>62398025
Yeah they just don't give a shit at all. It's so infuriating.

>>62394568
You are confusing Iris Recognition with Facial Recognition. It's Facial that you can fool with a photo.

butt blasted

use s6, would almost switch if it had headphone jack, and more customizable os

>>62398338
Because it's apple and you will buy it.

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>>62394027

I can hear it calling in the air tonight.

I don't get it. I use my phone to play my music, clover, and web browse. What the fuck are you people doing that requires a $800++ device? After using a buddies s7(he's a moron and actually FINANCED A PHONE LOL) I can't tell the difference between it's speed and my $12 second gen moto e unless they're side by side.
Makes no sense to me there is no use case justifying those specs and prices.

>>62399185
b-but m-m-uh waterproof! and wireless charging! you're just in denial poorfag!

>>62398499
Still trying to find an s6 on 9.3, I wouldn't expect anything from the newest jailbreaks anyway, even on the 9.3 jailbreak I was using stuff from iOS 7 and 8, the community isn't there anymore

>>62399204
Everyone would be better served by spending that money on more compute at home. You could get a shitload of x86 cores or GPU power, or storage, or sick displays for the money saved by going with a phone to match your actual use case and then get way more enjoyment and utilization out of the new hardware at home.

>>62399185

because when you use something every day for years, it might as well be nice.

>>62397482
WOAH THAT'S SUPER COOL DUDE.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ON EARTH I WOULD DO WITHOUT BIOMETRICS ON MY PHONE!!!!!

TYPING A PASSWORD USUALLY TOOK ME OVER 5 HOURS, AND IT DRAINED ALL OF MY BATTERY IN ONE MOMENT WHEN IN HAD TO ENTER MY PASSWORD BY HAND!!!

BUT THANK TIM COOK NOW WE HAVE AN ENTIRELY HANDLESS APPROACH TO UNLOCKING OUR IPHONES BY FACE!!!!!
NOTHING TO HIDE NOTHING TO FEAR, AMIRITE?

O...OH YOU STILL NEED TO SWIPE UPWARDS TO ACTIVATE THE FACE-SCANNING FEATURE?
T...THAT'S OK BECAUSE IT'S APPLE!!!!!
INNOVATION BEFORE EVERYONE!!!!

>>62399309
But I mean how much do you use it? Phones are so much less comfortable and effective as a desktop. I only use my phone when it's the only option, like in bed(fuck laptops) or on the toilet.

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>>62399375
Pic related

>>62393929
People don't buy apples because of the specs they are a fashion trend

Also Android phones have always had better specs

>>62394211
here we go, the apple apologist, man i was hoping to buy iphone 8 actually but the reveal was a disappointment, and this is coming from a guy who has been using iphone for a while, and i actually looking forward to see how the next gen pixel will look like to abandon this non evolving piece of shit.

>>62395102
lel, have you ever bought a car before? fuck off pajeet

>>62393929
Man I used face unlock recognition in 2013 with my s2 with CyanogenMod and it was pretty good.
This phone is shitty. I look at unlock and it looks like an Android clone. Finally apple decided to go full clone on Android.

>>62394105
I don't get the fuss, I'm posting this shit right now on a Moto max from 2015 with 1440p amoled display. Apple is a joke

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the biggest sin is the GIANT SLOT at the top of the phone where the camera/speaker is.

who designed this shit? now pretend you are browsing. that shit is an eyesore. also, you have to redesign apps/notifications just for a fucking design flaw.

apple devs, kill yourselves. behold, a functional and well made phone.

>>62399185
Right that's what I thought no one actually has a use for all that hardware. If there is one please let me know because I would love to be able to justify a LG v20 purchase

>>62397164
It's missing a brazzers logo at the lower right corner.

>>62393929
Well at least now all the chinese copycats will have wireless charging and IP rating in a year's time. The only thing that intrigues me is that the specs say OIS for both rear cameras, which the only other phone with such specs (as OIS in both wide angle + telephoto camera) is the Note 8.

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>>62399681
No, THIS is a functional and well made phone. Curved edges are retarded. They made the Active phone flat because curved edges are more fragile.

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>>62394008

>don't have an opinion on the smartphone which ignited the industry hurrrr

fucking faggot

>>62393929
Its a bad galaxy s8 copy for $999 and anyone that thinks it's not is delusional apple fanboy

>>62399185
The mid range and top range devices do have difference in quality and looks, but I do agree that buying a video game console or pc is a lot more worth it since those last years, unlike mobile phone that you get bored from in a few years and then have to buy a new one, mobiles are never worth the money.

>>62399681
s8 is also way nicer looking

>>62393929
>Face recognition software
My Xperia Miro from 4ish years ago had face recognition.

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>>62393929
Animated Emojis tho...
What if it's just elaborate merchandise from the Emoji Movie? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-18iom9IeM

>>62395102
t. applefag who has no value for his own money

>>62402186
Skype has had animated emojis for years now

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>>62393929
>Applel won't even release battery specs
Because the battery is shit
https://www.apple.com/iphone/compare/

>>62394027
Fits the nu-males who use it. Abble knows it's target audience.

>>62404814
Fast charge capable
And yet the charger that comes with the iPhones isn't fast charge equipped

You have to use a macbook USB-C charger with a USB-C to lightning cable

>>62397164
i don't get why there had to be a cord between the aux input / lightning output

could have just been a solid piece of plastic that lasts longer

>>62393929

>>Face recognition software
>Galaxy S8 had it in April

Errr, my '12 Galaxy S3 came with face recognition out of the box. Actually worked when light wasn't to low. Of course you cannot use your face or any body part as a password, so it's useless.

just imagine apple building houses
>we removed the roof so you can enjoy the sunlight and here's an umbrella if it starts to rain
why do they keep doing stupid shit

>>62396690
do you have a video of someone turning the phone off in settings?

why wouldnt holding the power button work? especially when they just added that 5 press to go through airport security feature

>>62394568
>12mp will more than saturate 8k
12 mp is 4k
>legacy technology
Didnt know that techs lifespan is <10 years before its legacy
>most secure mobile OS
because of degenerate amounts of limits that stop you from doing anything with OS

You have received 5 rupees.

>>62393929
May be slightly off-topic but I remember using my Nexus 5 back in the day running KitKat, it had facial recognition and it was pretty damn good.

>>62393929

>Being this butthurt you can't afford an iX

Hahahhahaha. The absolute state of povvos.

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>>62393929

>>62406359
>Being this butthurt you can't afford an iX

Claiming someone can't purchase an iProduct because of his current financial situation doesn't make you look wealthy and/or successful. It only confirms the iProduct being a social status symbol and puts you in the lower social class that needs such a product.

You're a social poorfag who can't think for himself

>>62395102
retard

>>62394568
>>Runs fucking iOS
>Most secure, stable and fast mobile OS

lmaoing at your life

neck yourself

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>>62406359
>android phones are cheap

kill yourself

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>>62406811
> Gratis
> not Libre

>>62406841
>what is free shipping

>people are defending this
cant tell if bait or rajesh

>>62393929
Ahh u Samsung cancet

>>62406865
jesus christ hasheem i can smell you from here
fucking wagon wheel lmao

Americans will buy it. After all, they bought xbox.

>>62394568
>>>No fingerprint sensor
>It's legacy technology
>>>No headphone jack
>It's legacy technology
>sour grapes
>having to charge your headphones for no tangible benefit
Didn't the facial unlock thing fail on stage?

>>62406890
Ans I bet even now some of them will unironically defend this.

IT JUST WERKS

> Runs fucking iOS

Gee, I wonder why. Maybe it's because it's an iPhone.

>>62406914
so thats like a negative by default, not even worth mentioning because everyone knows ios is dumpster fire tier

>>62406924

if you think so kiddo

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>>62406934
sorry to say i know so, because my IQ is in the triple digits

>>62406951
pajeet btfo

>>62394077
>thinks aussy bux == murrica bux
Why won't you prison inmates kill yourselves already?

>>62393929
>be me americlap
>buy latest iPhone every release cycle
>travel to slavland for vacation
>thots blow my dick left and right because apple product and western money
>gib last gen iPhones to upscale escorts as payment
I mean this is what capitalism is all about bruh, you can't spend money when you're dead and hording it only depreciates it's value. just fill your life with shiny gadgets and emotionless sex senpai

>>62406768
>not a single argument
Android is not secure
Android is not stable
Android is not fast

>>62396959
They do define normal use though.

>>62393929
>>No fingerprint sensor
FaceID is pretty cool
>>No headphone jack
It's not great, but it's not a deal breaker either
>>Wireless charging implemented 4 years after Samsung and it doesn't even work properly
So? They switched from using aluminum to glass, which allows it. Wireless charging is still shit though.
>>Power button broken
???
>>Less RAM than phones from 3 years ago
iOS is more efficient than android, it doesn't need 6GB to have 10 apps open and music playing.
>>12mp camera
What's wrong about that?
>>Only available in 64 and 256gb w/o expandable storage
64 is way more than enough.
>>Runs fucking iOS
iOS suits most users perfectly fine.

There are other great Android devices other than scamsung. Stop shilling.
And yes ifag is a joke

>>62408214
>>not a single argument
>gives no arguments either

>>62396231
We've had tap to wake and on screen buttons for years. I am using it on a 2014 phone right now as I tape. It also has on screen gestures.

>>62408696
Type*

>>62393929
None of those are real issues. You're just poor!

Only objection I hear to people criticising this travesty of a phone is
>WHATS WRONG?? CAN'T AFFORD A BAG OF SHIT???

>>62397288
Speak for yourself retard, you haven't realized how useful note-taking with the screen off is

>>62394045
yet you only say these things when someone is saying apple didn't do it first.

i wish we could just round up apple shills and place them in concentration camps.

>>62409764
Well they're all Jews so it's already been done

>>62398421
>It's Facial that you can fool with a photo.
No you can't. It literally does a 3d scan. That said, to be honest, it's more frightening that Big Daddy Data could house literal 3d maps of your face.... A lot more scary than just having a shitton of face photos amidst the various neural networks.

>>62399950
>S8A
>no physical buttons
No reason to switch from my S7A i see.

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>>62393929

Things chinks invented before apple:
>unix rip-offs
>mp3 players
>smart phones
>everything op listed

>>62410562
b-b-but apple polished it!

>>62409792
Pity they didn't start killing them when they were inside.

>when the cheap ass garbage phone you buy because your current phone exploded has better specs than the latest $1000 cutting-edge offering from an almost trillion dollar company

4GB RAM
13MP camera
Dual SIM/SD slot
Bezelless
Print scanner

$150

>>62399432
Why are they the fastest phones on the market tho

>>62405798
>that lasts longer

You answered your own question

>>62409764
Google is already planning on doing that with their products (android users). It will be slightly easier to datamine you with a brain drill

>>62398338
because apple invented it.

>>62394163
kys you fucking shill

>>62410689
you forgot botnet

"X did it first" is a valid argument when Apple and Applefags try to point it out as "revolutionary"

>>62398338
Because it uses basically a small kinect with IR facial tracking dots and machine learning to do it instead of face detection algorithm from a flat selfie camera image, I guarantee your phone could be tricked with a photo or video

>>62410689
You forgot that in every benchmark it doesn't even register in comparison
Seriously, why is /g/ so damn desperate to disregard apple phones?

>>62413040
They have to justify their /csg/ Xiaomemes somehow

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>>62393929
APPLE! WHY DO YOU HATE BUTTONS APPLE! FIRST YOUR FUCKING MICE HAD ONLY ONE BUTTON! THEN YOUR FUCKING PHONE HAD ONLY ONE BUTTON! THEN YOUR FUCKING MICE HAD NO BUTTONS! NOW YOUR FUCKING PHONE HAS NO FUCKING BUTTONS! WHAT'S NEXT? ARE YOU GOING TO START PULLING BUTTONS OFF OF OTHER PEOPLES MACHINES! FUCK YOU APPLE!

>>62394211
man you're fucking retarded

>>62396337
newfag get out