This twéte is from 2011.
I post this on /g/ every year since then.
I think it's an extra special occasion this year. So here you go.
>>62391539
>twéte
>>62391977
a 'tweet' is not an actual word, they made it up
Pretty easy to break sales records when you jack the price up $100 every year and sell the same amount of phones or less
>Apple reports iPhone sales fall again
http://money.cnn.com/2017/05/02/technology/apple-earnings-q2/index.html
>iPhone sales set for disappointing decline
https://www.forbes.com/sites/ewanspence/2017/01/18/apple-iphone-7-sales-cut/
People are saying Apple shit will fail? I only think it's stupid, and that loads of dipshits will buy it.
>>62393004
/g/ even said the retina Macbook Pro (2880x1800) would be bad because high resolutions are bad
>>62393096
Only reasons high resolutions are bad is because Windows can't into scaling, and battery life maybe.
>>62391539
Pretty sure apple watch failed.
Pretty sure macs are on their death bed.
Pretty sure iPads are dead.
>>62393133
This
And iPhones sales are slowing down this yeas (first time ever but still)
>>62393133
You cant really put iPod in the same category though. It became obsolete and they phased it out. That's not really a failure, it's not like they were trying their hardest to still sell them in 2015
>>62393133
But it's the number one selling watch. Do people still buy watches?
>>62393133
Apple watch sales are up 50%
https://techcrunch.com/2017/08/01/apple-watch-sales-up-over-50-since-last-year/
It's already making more money than all of Rolex
>>62393133
Don't be confused, just because you're too poor to buy a watch doesn't mean it's not the top selling watch in the world
>>62393096
/g/ only cares about battery life and that ram and processor performance remains idle
>>62393133
I don't think Apple's Macbook sales have stopped outpacing the rest of the market at any point in the last ~10 years.
https://www.macrumors.com/2017/08/15/trendforce-apple-macbook-sales-q2-2017/
>literally iphone x
Why didn't they just call it fag enabler