APPLE KEYNOTE THREAD 9

>>62389935

I'm a scaley Rock Dragon I feel marginalized by the lack of cute dragons and lizards.

Animoji™

>>62389935
>they have a black person emoji
>no white or asian
How obvious can they be?

Imagine all these attention whores doing silly faces on every single public space. Just fucking image that you have to endure this for the rest of your lifes and god forbid what is just about to come in these consumerist bullshit crap.

>>62390523
>no white or asian
but they do they even make the distinction between chinks and pajeets

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>>62390161
Don't be sad, anon. Based DEragons will keep you comfy.

>>62391361
they also got burgers and euros for whites

>>62389935
Literal reddit Nu-male features

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RATE THIS CONFERENCE!

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Can anyone find me one instance of Apple (after death of Steve Jobs) using a white male actor in any commercial or any photograph where they're showcasing new camera specs

>>62391433
That's a lot of chargin going on.

>>62391477
There isnt

>>62391433
Is that wireless charging?!?!

Android BTFO

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>>62389935
>tfw this going to reinvent and revolutionize already thick and palpable cancer that is emoji

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>>62391361
>>62390523
>no asian emoji
Regular emoji is asian.

Golden skin tone. Little to no facial hair. Crescent moon eyes. Smiles like a Buddha and throws off insults like a troll getting fed.

It's howaito piggus and blacku monkeys that are getting BTFO.