>"umm anon i tried to install this funny app on your

how did you get past the full device encryption and 9-char lockscreen password anyway?

>"anon, why don't you have facebook, instagram, snapchat, whatsapp and tinder apps? Are you a loner, hihi?"

>GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE REEEE
and thats how i went to jail for assault.

>>62383182
if you're under 30 then yes you most likely have a problem.

>>62383221
Get with the times gramps, you can survive with none of those and only Telegram.
Isn't tinder just a glorified casual sex app?

>>62383107
you have to blow me first, that's the secret passcode

who is this angel?

>>62383107
how did you untie yourself?
why are you dressed up?
why aren't you in the basement?

>>62383107
>how the fuck you removed handcuffs?
>are they stuck to the water pipe?
>how the fuck you have connectivity inside Faraday cage?

>>62383182
Actually if you don't have at the least whatsapp, you are probably a loner.

its an iphone you little retard

why is /g/ so full of fucking peados all of the sudden? did the anime fans finally snap and show theor true colors?

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>>62383477
No, it's /tv/ leaking as usual.

>>62383107
"Don't touch my phone, bitch"

>>62383501
ah alright they really need to fix those barriers

>>62383221
this

>>62383182
>"why the fuck do you need all that trash to talk with others?"

>I don't own a cuckphone, that must be someone else's