Who do you guys think would win in a fight between Stallman and Linus Torvalds?
>>62378704
Torvalds because he is harsher and younger. I love Stallman more but he is a big baby that easily gets upset and too peaceful and older.
>>62378704
linus would destroy him, rms cannot throw a punch
Stallman might have the size advantage, it could go either way.
>>62378704
I believe rms would black out and start doing things we never could have imagined
Torvalds would catch these non-proprietary free as in freedom and beer HANDS
>>62378731
[citation needed]
>>62378704
I can't really imagine stallman winning
>>62378704
They would fuck each other and call it a fight
>>62378704
>>62378704
Torvalds no doubt.
>>62378811
Based as always.
>>62378811
kek ofc this is a thing.
>>62378811
classic stallman
>>62378811
BASED
>>62378827
where's his pinky
>>62379175
:^)
>>62378704
Linus writes beautiful code. He has published some side projects that he wrote all on his own and the code is just wonderful. He also lives in the real world while still maintaining his open source ideals and supporting himself through his work.
RMS is basically a homeless loser who hasn't made any real contributions in the last 20 years. He is still super butthurt that Linux beet HURD (but hey, HURD just got basic sound support in 2016!) and basically tries to claim Linux because Linus used GCC and the GNU coreutils. He survives on the charity of others and speaking engagements where he spouts his insane, paranoid, philosophy. Basically he won't be happy until all the programmers are homeless hackers like him and all the companies are shut down. How people are supposed to support themselves and their families in that scenario aren't things he has to deal with because he is basically a permanent grad student. He does make some good points about privacy, but for him, there is no middle ground. Anything that may reduce your privacy even the slightest bit (like movie recommendations on Netflix) is evil according to him, and must be destroyed. In a lot of ways he show classic signs of mental splitting, which is a classic symptom of mental illness. To top it off, when he does write code, he does so in the style of the awful GNU style guide which is a crime against humanity IMHO.
So, in a nutshell:
He's a bird-fucking, self-absorbed, power hungry, toe jam eating pedophile that thinks everything should be free and everyone should be forced to share, who looks like he hasn't showered in years so as to create a static shield around his body to protect from aliens. He also created an OS without a kernel because he's basically Steve Jobs gone communist. Oh, and he calls himself doctor though he holds no PhD.
Linus actually exercises.
RMS, the extent of his exercise is stretching to eat his toenails and having shitfits whenever someone isn't using open source.
>>62378704
Linus Torvalds is Finnish, they have a reputation for fighting. They are the Glaswegians of the nordics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umQL37AC_YM
>>62380487
What the fuck am I listening to
Which distro does linus use?
>>62380562
someone that hasn't installed a unix OS in 20 years
Stallman would crush poor Linus with his beach ball belly.
>>62380688
Fedora + Gnome
>>62380778
Have any of /g/'s heroes actually installed Gentoo?
>>62380789
Gentoo is so shit even it's creator doesn't use it.
>>62378704
Just look at those boss arms RMS gets KO'd in a single punch when the Linus decides to shove his GNU prefix up his ass
>>62379858
What are Linus's side projects?
>>62380778
Wtf thats as plebeian as it gets
>>62378704
Stallman because retard strength.
>>62378754
Broken arm tho
>>62378704
Terry Davis
>>62382350
>>62378704
Torvalds would Finnish the fight pretty quickly.
>>62378704
none. there is a thick, impenetrable cloud of bacteria surrounding Stallman. that together with his looks and annoying attitude makes it impossible for others to to get close to him. If this wasn't the case someone would probably have killed him long since and the fight wouldn't happen anyways.
Torvalds would win easily. Look at those damn forearms.
>>62379175
In her asshole.
>>62383272
I often see nerds with gigantic forearm... giggedy
>>62383307
It's probably due to all that typing.
linus can actually code and make things work
>>62378704
stallman, he probably learned some tibetan kung fu or some shit. plus he's got that wise sage you wouldn't know could fuck you up kind of look. linus doesn't look bad but he's got a typical dad bod-he could fuck up some dude trying to date his daughter but that's it.
>>62383371
I'd date his daughter just to watch the angry blog posts he'd make about me