/g/ meme thread

>>62319642
to late form me... but i think this is what maintained me alive so long

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I'm pretty sure some supreme /g/entleman peddled that article.

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the legend

>>62294008

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>>62321006
Mine are better

>>62319318
i honestly have no idea what "cout" or "<<" or "<< endl" means but shouldn't it be "tweeter == gamergater"? i kind of agree with her anyway

>>62319705
Jesus Christe, is it even real?

>>62321137
>using else if instead of switch
other than that i don't really get what's wrong with it
should that person write a method to automatically increase the amount of times a+a happens? how would you do that without the * operator?

>>62320966
Unironically me right now. Should I go with gentoo or sourcemage?

>>62321222
... a loop?

>>62321246
oh i see, so do a+a b times
like while x=0 x<b a+a x++
gotcha, thanks anon

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>>62321222

>>62321222
You need to be 18+ to post here

>>62321222
What is the * operator?
It is multiplication.
What is multiplication?
Repeated addition.
How do you I repeatedly do something in a programming language?
Loops.

>>62321290
i'm 19 nigger, i'm only a year into CS
>>62321298
yeah i thought of that but idk i thought that wouldn't be right either for some reason, like maybe there's some specific function for it or something, idk

>>62321152
Leave

>>62321344
>le leave
>instead of sharing his /g/ wisdom
bet you don't know what it is either, butthurt gamergater

>>62321321
>a year into CS
>can't into a literal middle-school exercise
Change your major, anon.

>>62321438
>middle-school
nigga IT don't start till high school and even then it's all how to make powerpoints and shit and theory of like basic computer hardware and shit and business in IT
i'm like the best in my class at programming

to be fair though i haven't touched code in any fashion in 3 months so my reasoning is rusty as shit

>>62321137
I don't really know java, can you do something like round(1/((1/a)/b))?

>>62321200
I kinda hope so.

Barbie has a long history of being fucking every profession ever. If you look back far enough there's Astronaut Barbie, Scientist Barbie, Construction Worker Barbie, etc. Barbie was a much more positive role model before Mattel slathered the whole franchise in pink and sold dream houses.

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>>62321042
made my day!

>>62321486
just accept you got exposed as a codelet, close your chrome tab and try and forget about it

>>62321556
>exposed
as if i ever said i'm not a "codelet", one year into CS most people barely know how to use Swing in Java and create objects and classes nevermind have an actual understanding of efficient code writing

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>>62320270

>>62321361
I'm not even ticked off about the gamer gate shit, I'm miffed that the only thing you noticed was the wrong operator used.

>>62321572
woops, look like you clicked 'reply' instead of that red x in the top right hand corner. try again sweetie

>>62321608
woops, looks like someone is trying to act tough on the internetz
>red x
lmao chrome's X isn't even red unless you don't have a theme installed or something

>>62321620
>chrome
Not the other guy but what the hell are you doing?

>>62321486
Most non-retarded schools start some adopted educational programming in middle classes. See Logo for example.
>haven't touched code
It's like saying you forgot how to multiply numbers because you haven't done arithmetic for a while. This isn't some edgy superiority rant, just change before you become an unemployable pajeet churning out some freelance frontend code.
>>62321572
>ui classes objects
>can't use loops
just

>>62321486
are you a pajeet?

>>62321620
jesus christ mate
it's time to stop posting

>>62321486
>my reasoning is rusty as shit
If by any chance that shit is not bait, you have to be a stinking pile of garbage to lose the ability to do multiplications after 3 months without programming. Have you just learned all products up to [some number] and never found out how iterative it seemed ? 1st year CS ? More like basic 7 years old arithmetic.
QUIT. CS. NOW.

>scrolled through the page
>didn't see cow2beef, Tidus, or even Bob Sager

wtf lads

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>>62319318
conditions are supposed to look like '==' is this supposed to be bait from somebody whos
>merely pretending lul

>>62321636
he did say 'chrome tab'
regardless, there's nothing wrong with using chrome for most things, the convenience it provides is a huge benefit and some privacy is a very small trade-off for it
>>62321651
>Most non-retarded schools start some adopted educational programming in middle classes. See Logo for example.
not at all and that would be completely retarded, why would the average chad and stacy want fucking code to ruin their grades? Even math is completely optional after GCSE in UK because 99% of people never need it in their lives beyond basic multiplication/division
that said, i was in a pretty expensive private school, your argument is invalid and shows that schools in america are retard-central
>It's like saying you forgot how to multiply numbers because you haven't done arithmetic for a while.
Yeah, that would happen, the difference is, we use math everyday subconsciously, we don't think in terms of code at all outside of coding. One thing is understanding the logic of doing something and a completely other thing is doing it and writing it in code. Your
>can't use loops
argument is invalid, as a bilingual person i can pretty much confirm that lack of practice in my native language has significantly fucked up my ability to speak it fluently and in general, a lack of practice in anything is going to fuck you up.
>>62321666
nope, most pajeets in my class have never written any code on their own at all and just steal it all from the internetz and from each other
>, just change before you become an unemployable pajeet churning out some freelance frontend code.
but that's literally all you can do with programming
>>62321693
>QUIT. CS. NOW.
why would i? i'm literally the best at it, a whole lot of people in my uni are gonna quit it before i'm even going to consider it.
> ability to do multiplications after 3 months without programming.
what? nigga that post said to not use the multiplication operator so what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

>>62321761

template <typename T>
bool operator=(T &lhs, T &rhs)
{
    return lhs == rhs;
}

Where is your god now?

>>62321790
>why would i? i'm literally the best at it, a whole lot of people in my uni are gonna quit it before i'm even going to consider it.
Community college is not a representative source of "good" or any shade of "not retarded" programmers. Just drop out all ready.

>>62321790
>UK
what uni are you at anon

>>62321486
It doesnt matter when you started learning programing. If you think, not using switch case is the problem in that code, you wont make it in programming

>>62321830
>community college
>implying
how about you drop out of life instead
>>62321844
i'm not going to say cuz /g/ niggers are going to go full autismo on me, but it's in London and back when i joined i think it was like around 60-70 in rankings

>>62321790
>Yeah, that would happen, the difference is, we use math everyday subconsciously, we don't think in terms of code at all outside of coding. One thing is understanding the logic of doing something and a completely other thing is doing it and writing it in code.
I'm not one of the guys fucking with you, but are you sure you're taking programming classes? When I finished my undergrad, the first thing we were taught was "Learning to Integrate Programmatic Thinking Models" where we had to start associating regular systems in our lives within a software interpretation lense. I've worked with guys from all different backgrounds, but most of them learned this as their first lessons. I legitimately recommend talking to the chair of your Computer Science department about why your uni doesn't have this seminal class.

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>>62321829

>>62321859
but i already did you nigger, most people around me wouldn't see a problem there at all, nor would they understand anything in this thread because of all the autism
>>62321911
> start associating regular systems in our lives within a software interpretation lense.
the absolute autism
>why your uni doesn't have this seminal class.
because it's completely irrelevant and would only confuse most people

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>>62321939
>he's still posting

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>>62321958
jaba most 'casual' language evr confirmed?

>>62320947
>tfw all Thinkpads will end up in space

>>62321904
>London Metropolitan University
>London South Bank University
>University of East London
https://youtu.be/M1vfXoUNDYA?t=1m43s

>>62321939
>because it's completely irrelevant and would only confuse most people
Mate, you're just a fucking first year what the fuck do you know? Not even the faggot you're replying to, but I had a similar class and that was probably the only reason me and my classmates got a job from the rest of the webdevs out there calling themselves "programmers"

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>>62321958
yea boi
i love triggering /g/ with irl things and not the commonly accepted autism here
>>62321988
all of those are in 100+ or somewhere there for CS

>>62321790
Turtle-programming has been around for several decades and hardly "eats into grades" of anyone. I'm not from America and again, Logo is standard curriculum in many European middle schools. I'm not sure why you would call it retarded when it's clearly usable knowledge and you seem to be lacking it severely.
>think in terms of code
There's nothing wrong with code itself in the pic and you don't need to know any code whatsoever to realize that integer multiplication is repeated addition. Again, most children do.
>I went to private school
>I can't solve a babby problem
>your argument is invalid
?
>chad and stacy
3/10 for making me reply to your autistic larping.

>>62321790
>>62321904
>bilingual
>london
pajeet confirmed

>>62321911
> "Learning to Integrate Programmatic Thinking Models"

:') Fond memories of top-tier spergouts. It was literally the most retarded class I've ever taken, but I would be lying if I said it wasn't vital to being a good programmer.

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>>62322011
I searched for top 100 schools in UK.

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I can't really tell if they're from /g/ but being from a blue board it could be.

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Less this, this is a classic.

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>>62320966

>>62322077
I don't get it.

>>62322011
>i go to a shit uni
>i can't use a loop after 2 semesters of CS
>i love triggering /g/
what did he mean by this

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>>62322023
>turtle programming
uwot?
>lacking severely
not according to my grades, m8
>hardly "eats into grades"
but it does, it's a fact that most people aren't cut out for math or programming and would much prefer to concentrate on humanitarian subjects with more transferable skills for future career choices
>There's nothing wrong with code itself in the pic and you don't need to know any code whatsoever to realize that integer multiplication is repeated addition.
but i fucking know multiplication is repeated addition m8 what are you even on about? the argument is that i didn't get how to execute that in code using a loop
>I can't solve a babby problem
nothing, nothing that involves coding in any fashion can be considered a "babby" problem when 99% of first world countries population would not be able to solve it if presented with it
>>62322063
>schools
????
those are called universities you absolute retard lmao
>american education
>>62322010
>you're just a fucking first year what the fuck do you know?
more than you apparently, besides, there's people here who already have experience actually working and earning money (unlike anyone here) and i'm sure they know what's useful and what isn't.

>>62322102
Lurk moar.

>>62322115
>i go to a shit uni
>implying
most programmers don't even go to a uni at all and just go through some shit online course and earn more than you ever have in your pathetic NEET life

>>62322102
It's a rehashed version of the infamous dialog between Bain and the CIA man on the plane. Instead of for you (styalized as 4U), it is 3.5U because the graphics card manufacturer stated 4GB on the specs, but it was really only 3.5GB.
>>62322118
>those are called universities you absolute retard lmao
I have a friend who gets pissy whenever I refer to his university as a school, I see the tradition is not lost on you.
>more than you apparently, besides, there's people here who already have experience actually working and earning money (unlike anyone here) and i'm sure they know what's useful and what isn't.
Go talk to a menotr, newkid. They'll literally repeat everything I've told you. Programming Mental Models are fucking vital to your career.

>>62322118
if you got into your uni with ucas points and not explicit grades you might as well call it a school.

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>>62322011
Lol. Top 60 CS schools in London? Why are you even going to college if your money's being wasted on something that won't even have an impact on your job.

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>>62322159

>>62322118
>the argument is that i don't know how to add two integers inside a loop
>but muh grades
Impeccable logic. I don't even know what to reply. You win, I guess.

>>62322088
Right ina benis.

>>62319705

I find it more amusing that it's so... Stereotypical looking. Seriously every single gamer grilllll I've met has either had red or blue died hair, wore thick framed glasses and dressed just like that. I don't even care about the subject of the doll itself, they can make whatever Barbie they want, I just find it so strange how that particular style of image is what every single game girl strives for.

>>62321152
>her

>>62321321
PLease change your major if you don't understand why thats wrong immediately after a YEAR. Seriously please don't waste anyone's time.

>>62322152
>i have a friend that gets pissy whenever i say something retarded and grammatically incorrect, I see the tradition is not lost on you.
Well that's a good thing.
>Programming Mental Models are fucking vital to your career.
nope, only things vital to the career are:
>basic ability to solve problems (also known as using google)
>being able to communicate and work in a team
>being able to explain yourself (document code as known in autism pride communities)
that's it, any code "knowledge" (psst: such a thing doesn't exist, it's literally just googling solutions to problems for 99% of programmers out there)
>They'll literally repeat everything I've told you.
i hope not or i'll have to file a complaint, i don't think retards are fit to be "menotr"s whatever that is.
>>62322153
But i didn't go to a uni with UCAS point requirements lmao, even low-tier unis don't do that anymore.
>>62322171
nigga any degree from any university never mind one in top 60 is probably the biggest boost you can get other than experience in finding a job. Actual skill does not matter at all if it doesn't say on a piece of paper.
>>62322257
>Seriously please don't waste anyone's time.
But i'm not wasting time, i'm a promising student with a passion for what i study unlike most other students.

>>62321324
Why is the screenshot of someone using the terminal at a workshop for the first time so amusing that it is reposted constantly?

>>62322252
hello /pol/

>>62322329
>basic ability to solve problems (also known as using google)
>being able to communicate and work in a team
>being able to explain yourself (document code as known in autism pride communities)
I'm done. Have fun with being unemployed and fuck these new captchas.

>>62322134
>hurr durr you're a neet
wew there. no need to be rude just because you aren't intelligent enough to get in a non-shit uni.
>most programmers don't even go to a uni at all
yeah, only the ones who don't want to be replaceable by a pajeet do. but keep spreading the ebyn /g/ stories. you're getting confused by a memepicture about literal retards, but the career future is certainly bright for ya. :^)

>>62322329
>nigga any degree from any university never mind one in top 60 is probably the biggest boost you can get other than experience in finding a job. Actual skill does not matter at all if it doesn't say on a piece of paper.
How do you know this if you've never worked a full-time programming job?

>>62322345
>fuck these new captchas.

use legacy captchas (or phonepost)

>>62322134
I'm from the UK, this is embarrassing. Stop and enjoy your debt.

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>>62322172
ok
55083409983637884691217

@62322341
>not encouraging a mental illness is /pol/ now

day_of_the_rope.png

>>62322118
>>62322329
>tfw not sure if this is a masterpiece bait or there is legitimately a person with this level of mental retardation that is still able to use a computer

>>62322345
>not using 4chan x to bring back og captcha
so you weren't pretending to be retarded after all
>i'm done
good, have fun being an unemployed neet while i work my way up the career ladder, i'm sure most of the niggers at my uni who literally copy-paste code from stack overflow and pray to allah it works will earn more than you and your autistic rants
>>62322358
>replaceable by a pajeet do
>implying
not if you actually research how to get a job and y'know, be successful and shiet.
>>62322365
because i know people who did, duh
and it's pretty fucking obvious anyway to anyone with half a brain
>>62322407
>debt
the absolute autism, i bet you actually take a loan out and shoot yourself in the foot before your career even starts
>>62322428
>tfw not sure if you completely ran out of arguments to say or if you never had them in the first place
>>62322424
>@
>mental illness
you have to go back
>>>/pol/
/r/the_donald

>>62322452
>because i know people who did, duh
>and it's pretty fucking obvious anyway to anyone with half a brain
Okay, I'm gonna go now. Have fun with your trolling.

>>62321345
Jesus Christ, Steve Jobs used to be handsome

>>62322477
>can't refute a point
>"have fun trolling"
have fun ending your life

>>62322452
It's all well and good throwing around insults but I'm not the idiot who's in debt aged 19. I can assure you I will always be more financially sensible than you, unless your parents are funding your university degree, in such case sucks to be them spending money on failure.

>>62322501
>who's in debt
nigger did you not read? i'm not retarded enough to be in debt, i'm sorry if you are but i guess it all worked out well for you if you're so "financially sensible" if by that you mean only buying one pack of instant noodles a day instead of two
>his parents gave a shit about whether he succeeded or not instead of giving him love, support, opportunities and encouragement as much as they could
wow, it all makes sense now, i'm sorry your parents hated your ass so much that you're now here projecting your flaws on others.

>>62322452
You may think you've got it figured out, but so many things will change in a few years that whatever plans you had become worthless. It's good to have an idea of what you're trying to do, but having something fully fleshed out is not how successful people make plans. Please, for the sake of your own self, ponder some of the points, no matter how virile they are, that have been posited towards you in this thread.

I used to be like you, but I got rescued from near homelessness.

>>62322341
>facts are /pol/ now

>>62322538
Going to Uni and not being in debt? Nice meme.

>i'm sorry your parents hated your ass
At least they didn't raise a bitch boy

>>62322452
>I am utterly incompetent in my area of expertise
>I will not be replaced by a pajeet because I will research how to be successful
This can't not be bait.

>>62322088
really made me think

>>62322501
I'm starting uni this month the debt basically never ends the inflation is something like 5% every year and they only take 9% of your pay so if you make around 50k the debt will basically last forever

>>62322341
>Cuts his dick off
>Is biologically female now
kys

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>>62321399
>ywn code with kolossy
Why even live?

>>62322581
>Going to Uni and not being in debt? Nice meme.
He's going to a third tier UK uni. You can pay that off with a student side job. Though, judging by the private school and "love and opportunity" the special boy is all set anyways.

>>62322609
gender is a social construct. Educate yourself nazi

>>62321361
>wrong operators
>no constant tabbing
>no brackets (not technically wrong but very ugly)
>one string has a dot the other doesn't which either means the dot is irrelevant or those being two different things which would make it poorly designed
>she is using cout which prints the string to console which means that she is testing the values of Tweeter and Tweet again later on in the program to use twitter's api or she runs another program which reads the console output of that program to use the twitter api which would make it poorly designed in both cases
>Tweet seems to be an enum that can only have two states so why is it not a boolean
>not putting all of this in one if with an or is bad design
>she is brianna wu who is le wymn programmer who suffers from man because they are sexist when they say she is a bad coder/game designer
you are a bad coder too btw

>>62322552
>""""""""facts"""""""""""
whatever helps you sleep at night, /pol/
the holocaust didn't happen too, right?
>>62322545
of course i know that things change, but i got it as figured out as i possibly can, and if i fail and fuck up in 2 years well shit, i did my absolute best to give myself the best chance at it. From then i'll figure something out again. Not everyone has it in them or just gets lucky to be successful, but all that matters is that i just do the most 'right' thing at any given moment and see how it goes.
>>62322581
>nice meme
but my parents funded the whole thing, everything and i'll have money to sustain myself for a while before i start earning enough to go on my own. I'm sorry that your parents just kicked you out the door without giving you the help they're supposed to give you but it's no reason to throw around insults.
>>62322588
>I am utterly incompetent in my area of expertise
>expertise
i'm not an expert mahdude, i've literally tried programming for the first time a year ago so i admit i suck at it, but /g/'s absolute autism is incredibly entertaining. There are actual people that tend to think that not only is the average programmer supposed to be better at my current educational level which i said is just not true but that it is somehow necessary or more important than transferable skills like communication/problem solving/team work.
>i will not be replaced by pajeet
why would i? i'm no different than a pajeet except i actually have some programming skills unlike the average pajeet.
>>62322609
>gets a sex change
>stays the same sex as before
it's called sex change for a reason, anon
now kys, /pol/ scum, or antifa will do the job for you
>>62322617
all unis are basically priced the same, and no i don't have a current side job that can give me £12,000 while also being able to pay off any living costs and if you have a suggestion i'm all ears.
>special boy
i'm not even male you retard, and that already is more important than any skill.

>>62319318
so... she's going to block everybody?

>>62322713
"her" being biologically male is a fact isn't it?
>le holocaust strawman
fallacy, my dude

>>62322784
>her being biologically male is a fact isn't it?
a """"""""""""fact"""""""""""""" , perhaps

>>62322713
Yeah dude shoving a dialation device into your rotting fleshwound of a vagina to keep it from closing up while it oozes puss all day totally makes you female. That's why these freaks have to take estrogen, because they're so female that they don't produce any.


kys

>>62322796
how is it not a fact?
>heres the (You)

>>62322797
>you're only female if you have a vagina
>You're only a female if you produce enough estrogen naturally
*sigh*
>rotting fleshwound of a vagina
who are you to say what is a vagina and what isn't lmao
what does that even have to do with sex/gender
>makes you female
>you have to be 'made' female
lmfao gtfo pls /pol/ this is all too funny
>>62322802
i don't fucking know how is god not existing a fact? Maybe it's because it's an opinion? lmao
stop samefagging and go back to /pol/

>>62322830
I really hope someone kills you

>>62322841
well i'm sorry to disappoint you but nobody wants to kill me
and i know a fuckton of generally peaceful people who think you and everyone who shares your opinions deserves the violence they get from antifa and the like.
So the odds aren't exactly in your favor there, buddy.

>>62322862
Wow dude everyone in your social circle believes the same things as you? I never would have guessed that. Retarded transsexual brainlet.

>>62322862
This is literally the equivalent to "HAHAHA DRUMPF WILL NEVER WIN ALL MY FRIENDS HATE HIM!"

Maybe you should step outside your faggot bubble?

>>62322886
>in my social circle
more like in every first world country
i'm sure your /pol/ cesspool believes what you believe but it doesn't change that most people understand why your opinions are wrong.

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>>62322903
See>>62322899

>>62320997
Underrated

>>62322830
god not existing is not a fact and not an opinion
god existing would be a claim and the one claiming would have the the burden of proof but since most scientific proofs are by observation there is no real proof yet thus one might not belive in god
most of the times religion is more of a philosophy anyway so you dont argue about god directly but about the things that would be if he was in the same way you would argue about any other philosophy

biological male however, is a term well defined and because of that we can decide with 100% accuracy who is and who is not a biological male

I hope that solves your confusion about opinions and facts

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>ree miners get out reeeeeeee

>>62321321

She could have done it easily with a switch statement that lets you define specific cases without polluting the screen like this.

>>62322713
>think that not only is the average programmer supposed to be better at my current educational level which i said is just not true
It is absolutely true, though. You literally can't add numbers in a loop.
>more important than transferable skills like communication/problem solving
This is problem solving and you seem to fail at the very basic arithmetic problem.
>i actually have some programming skills
Again, you can't add two integers in a loop.

I hope this is all just elaborate autistic trolling. As already said this is all not to undermine or insult you, but advice to someone who is very clearly very behind on the absolute basics. Study hard or change majors. Or keep on being defensive and do whatever. This is my stop anyways.

>>62322172
52468546746319849970320

>>62322713
>how to add numbers in loops
>i have programming skills!!11
>communication is more important anyways
>"chads and staceys"
>i'm a woman
>MTF transgenders are women

>it's a 12 year old ebin trolle collects hundreds of (you)'s episode
This board, I swear.

>>62322899
>drumpf
>president of america
nigga i said "First World Country" not North Korea with more moneys and muh freedumbs
>faggot bubble?
but i don't know a single LGBT person irl, in fact out of all the minorities i only know one black guy and one muslim person and they don't care about politics much, it's mostly white straight cis people that hate the alt-reich from my perception. I guess it's cuz minorities are more used to oppression.
>>62322917
>See>>[samefag post]
>le fat person so funneh.jpg
with quality posts like that you'd be right at home on imgur
>>62322932
>muh scientific proofs
how can science prove something if it's not complete? If science itself isn't a complete rule-set and never will be because half of it is just commonly agreed perceptions based on assumptions of some assholes from a thousand years ago? Only people that treat science like a religion believe that science can explain everything. No it can't, not currently, not for a very long time, most likely not ever, and using it as an absolute in any case is stupid, nevermind one regarding something as complicated as humans which we don't know jackshit about.
> term well defined
by who? how can it be defined? all we know is that XY means penis and XX means vagina, and even that's not always the case considering all sorts of "disorder" exceptions like XXY and such. Everything else is something someone made up because it felt 'neat' and 'fit' but that's just a way to label something for easier understanding by brainlets, it has nothing to do with the actual truth if there is one or an essence of a thing or a person. We are people, we are alive, that's just words we use, we do not understand the essence or their meaning and relying on that knowledge as 100% accurate is just unscientific
> because of that we can decide with 100% accuracy
nigga we can't even decide with 100% accuracy that our planet isn't just gonna explode in like 10 minutes. We don't know anything for sure, never will.

>>62322892
>week starts on Sunday
America was a mistake.

>>62323042
There's no hope for you. One day you might grow up and realize what a collosal waste of life you've been, but odds are you'll just get run over by a European Truck of Peace and thank the terrorist for the opportunity to die for his cause.

>>62323046
Asalam alekum fellow Eurabian.

>>62323019
>i have programming skills!!11
i do though, at my educational level i'm far more advanced than i need to be desu, i'm no expert sure, never said i was, but /g/ going full autismo over a 2nd year CS student is too hilarious to let go of. Never knew giving /g/ a dose of reality can cause such a huge reaction.
>communication is more important anyways
yeah
>mtf transgenders are women
they are, /pol/

>it's someone who doesn't conform to my autism so i'll call them a troll episode
whatever famalam

>>62323074
>One day you might grow up and realize what a collosal waste of life you've been,
why would i be a "waste of life"? I'm not the one holding progress back and hating on random groups of people for no reason (or because of some inner insecurity). I live and let live, i am happy and that's all there is.
>thank the terrorist
what does that have to do with anything? i think extremists of all kinds should be dealt with, i never said i supported terrorists in any way. I think ISIS, nazis, white supremacists, extremist christians and just any kind of terrorists need to be punished for their crimes. And the thing is, you are basically a lot like those terrorists, you don't shoot the bullets they shoot because you're too much of a pussy but you spread their words of hate, you're spreading their cancer in our society and nobody can kill you for it because you don't murder people. You murder culture and values of humanity as a whole, something that is a much bigger crime, and if governments won't start cracking down on you people then the people will themselves. Oh wait, antifa, BLM already exist, they were peaceful organisations but the sad truth is, violence is a lot simpler and a lot more effective with you than words are, so i guess that's the way it's gonna go.
I'm a lot more grown up than you will ever be, /pol/ack manchild, you and your meme ideology are the real "waste of life".

>>62321137
(a / (1/b) )

>trannies are women

Ever letting /lgbt/ on this site was a mistake.

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>>62323112
>>>/r/eddit

>>62323042
science proofs something by observation and that is very well possible even if science is not complete
e.g.: The correlation between the mass and volume of water is constant. This can be proven easily by some tests (observation).

All terms defined by humankind are defined by humankind because they are useful descriptions for some condition (a shortcut for something if you want so). "Biologically Male" is a useful term in many things mostly Human biology since there are differences between man and woman and more importantly in this case it's the thing people mean when they refer to a "man" in day to day life.

That example is non related to what you are trying to prove we can decide that with 100% accuracy even if we can't "decide with 100% accuracy that our planet isn't just gonna explode in like 10 minutes" "nigga"

I hope this solves your confusion about science. nihilism is not a very good philosophy btw since you are trying to argue by just saying everything is meaningless anyway which is not a valid argument.

>>62323158
here is a response

>>62323188
what did she mean by this?

>>62323158
>can't add two numbers in a loop
>i'm far more advanced than i need to be
>can't add two numbers in a loop
>i'm far more advanced than i need to be
>can't add two numbers in a loop
>i'm far more advanced than i need to be
>can't add two numbers in a loop
>i'm far more advanced than i need to be
>can't add two numbers in a loop
>i'm far more advanced than i need to be
>can't add two numbers in a loop
>i'm far more advanced than i need to be
>can't add two numbers in a loop
>i'm far more advanced than i need to be
>not trolling btw autismo haha xd

>>>/b/

>>62321137
I've seen people do this in my CS classes. Some brainlets just can't warp their heads around loops

>>62322232
Because all females-- yes, ALL females-- are nothing but wannabes and pretenders.

They have no skills, no ability, no drive, and low intelligence. They truly actually believe that they can fake it and be literally just as good as the real thing. They believe this so fervently that they don't even understand the difference between being a wannabe, a phony, and being an actual competent programmer.

For females everything is 100% appearance.

>>62323204
>science proofs something by observation and that is very well possible even if science is not complete
and? in that case sure science can get things right i'm not saying that all science is false but that it is not an absolute either.

>All terms defined by humankind
no, most terms are defined by a bunch of random people and most other people roll with it cuz they're the majority, those definitions change with time as new discoveries are made, they are not an absolute nor are they even constant. Hundreds of years ago our perception of the world differed from today, 100 years from now our perception of the world will be different yet again and our current scientific state will look like stone-age stuff to joke about.

>"Biologically Male" is a useful term
not at all actually, in almost every non-medical scenario we refer to a person's gender, not sex, we do not have x-ray vision to see everyone's chromosomes or something, so in reality, we are referring to our perception of their current social presentation based on a social construct we are taught since birth. But that's beside the issue. Those "useful terms" most of the time are incorrectly assumed to be 100% accurate truths, which they are not and never will be, denying that a trans woman is a woman is only possible if you use that term and the science behind it as an absolute which it isn't, they are just terms.
I'm not saying they are bad, as you said, they are useful, but only as just that. Terms and labels, nothing more, nothing less, they don't have a real meaning, just the meaning the majority assigned to them.
>we can decide that with 100% accuracy
but we can't, that's the issue, we can assign our labels all we want but that does not change the essence, thus it only really shows your ignorance towards the complexity of the issue and hate for trans people by assigning a meaningless label to them just to show hate.
You can call an MtF a man but that doesn't change anything, she's a woman.

>>62323158
>Peaceful
BLM was started in protest of a police officer shooting a criminal who assaulted him and had just robbed a gas station.

Antifa throws bricks, shit, and piss at people like apes in a zoo.

>Christian extremists and Nazis
Yeah dude I hate it when Nazis walk down the street and try to shoah me, it's still 1933! I also really wish those fucking christians would stop beheading people in the name of God in the current year.

>>62323326
>all females

yet there seem to be plenty that are doing more than you, maybe its time for you to go back to /r9k/

>>62323381
He's right though, women can do a job but never as well as a man on average. Women are better at memorizing something and regurgitating it and men are better at critical thinking, this is just fact. If you throw a curve ball at a woman who's used to always solving the same issues, she will struggle much more than a man would on average.

>>62323326
but everything is 100% appearance
most people do 'fake it'
the 'truth' only matters for some retarded scales of autism on 4chan, what matters is if you got the paper where it says how eager you are to work, how good your uni degree is and your previous experience, doesn't matter if any of it is true at all, what matters is that you give that impression and make that impression the perception that another person considers truth and thus you make it true.
>>62323359

>I also really wish those fucking christians would stop beheading people
>implying there are no christian terrorist attacks
>implying there wasn't a literal nazi parade in charlottesville not too long ago
the sheer ignorance, they are just as much of a problem as ISIS. You know there are even buddhist terrorists in japan rite?
>BLM was started in protest
yes, it was started in protest of police officers being prejudiced towards minorities, i don't know where your story comes from, perhaps it's the "alternative facts" you drumpfers talk about
>antifa throws bricks
well yes, you don't understand a verbal argument so a brick to the face does a lot of a better job. We didn't talk our way into winning WW2, we aren't gonna talk our way into winning this war with terrorism and extremism either, especially considering there are literal nazis in america right now.

>>62323018
Anon where is winblows 1 and 2?

>>62323272
>can't warp their heads around loops
I don't believe you.
That's shit you learn right after printing Hello world

>>62323466
actually you learn how to declare variables first, then if statements

>>62323484
I was being hyperbolic for comedic effect

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>>62323425
Those "nazis" weren't there to throw bricks at people or gas Jews you stupid mother fucker. Muslim terrorist attacks happen every fucking month it seems but that's okay because of the Crusades back in 1189 bro!

>UK winning WWII
Hahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahaha *enhales* hahahahahahahaha
Hitler was raping your ass without lube until we saved you.


The sad part is you're more worried about some white neonazi larpers that haven't even killed anyone (that fat cunt shouldn't have been standing in a working road) than you are about literal Muslim jihadis invading your country by the hundred thousands. You'll get your just deserts.

>>62323504
>enhale
dumb burgerposter

>>62323425
>Christian terrorists are just as much of a problem as ISIS
lmao, get out of your filter bubble

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_battles_and_other_violent_events_by_death_toll#Terrorist_attacks
>CTRL+F "islamic": 121 matches, >100 of them in the last 15 year
>CTRL+F : "christian": 1 match, 17 years ago

muh religion of peace

>>62323348
Then prove that I'm not right this time.

Why should we change them now? (Normally the minority "the scientists" define scientific terms, not the majority)

Not true. The scenarios I can think about are: Mating partners, mentioning a 3rd person, Gender separation (Bathrooms, locker rooms etc.). On all of those, I would use the biological sex of the person in question.

We can in this case. The definition as it is is still fit and used (If you want or not) and it's so clearly defined that we can 100% say that person is biologically male. That means he will never have a child with a man and he will be referred to as "he" (outside his echo chamber) and he will play in the man's team in sports because he still has attributes and skills that are male specific.

>>62323504
Is it just me or are there way more attacks and deaths under Obama than there were under Bush?

>>62321693
>Have you just learned all products up to [some number] and never found out how iterative it seemed ?

That is literally how children are taught multiplication though: The HOW/WHY isn't explained. Kids are told to memorize a times-table.

A huge amount of math can be done without any actual thinking, just rote memorization and step-by-step processes. Quite honestly, proofs need to be taught in elementary classes, not college or advanced highschool - and parents need to stop being dumbfucks who teach their kids that math is hard/impossible. It's like these morons glorify ignorance and try to pass that onto their kids on purpose.

>>62323504
>UK winning WW2
i never even said that, Russians won WW2 pretty much on their own

>more worried
i'm equally worried about all forms of extremism in general, that's the core issue, "muslim" or "nazi" are just labels to differentiate the cause, but it's the issue of extremism that matters.

>>62323599
Most kids understand multiplication very well. There is absolutely no need to introduce rigorous proofs in ground/middle school. That yields nothing.

>>62323617
Do you not understand anything at all about probability or risk management? How could you even possibly put """""Nazis""""" in the same category as Jihadis? Are you a gold medalist in Olympic gymnastic reasoning?

>>62323541
>man's team in sports because he still has attributes and skills that are male specific.
that's just literally untrue though

Aside from that, you have completely ignored all my arguments while bringing up the bathrooms meme (in case you aren't pretending to be retarded, gender separation in bathrooms is fucking stupid, multiple-person bathrooms are stupid in general)

>having a child with a man is what makes someone female
right, so all infertile women and those who don't have children aren't women?

>muh 100% accuracy
doesn't exist, never will

>muh echo chamber
but trans people are accepted everywhere nowadays and always have been really until recently

>the definition is still fit
it was never fit in the first place

i already proved why your entire way of thinking is wrong, but you ignored everything i said in favor of spouting the same meaningless memes over and over. I'm glad people who are that close-minded are becoming the minority faster and faster.

>>62323658
ez, they're both extremists, both are wrong, both are a threat, no need to be prejudiced here, can't call out muslim terrorists without calling out every other kind of terrorist

>>62323652
>Most kids understand multiplication very well.
Nah, most high schoolers I know don't even understand how xy is the area of a rectangle with sides x, y.

>>62323504
>US of any relevance at all in the European theater
>>>/r/murrica

>>62323466
there's a guy in this thread right now getting very defensive about the fact that he can't into loops

>>62323669
So by your logic I should be just as worried about Genghis Khan and the Mongols as I am about ISIS, who kill people multiple times every year in the current year. In summary, you're a retard, got it.

>>62323652
Just using the word "rigorous" is already making proofs out to be more difficult than they are in reality. You're as much an ignoramus as the parents I was criticizing.

Kids can easily learn this stuff and they can learn it well before they even understand algebra. It should be one of the first things taught, not something that's left as an elective.

Proofs teach kids to THINK and FIGURE OUT mathematical concepts. Rather than rote memorization, they actually learn. Preface a lesson with a proof; it allows kids to re-create formulas without memorization and leads to significantly better understanding of the math.

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>>62323671

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>>62323658
>How could you even possibly put """""Nazis""""" in the same category as Jihadis?

Literally pic related in action

>>62323670
>I know
Who cares? Don't go to shit schools.

>>62320997
Genius

>>62322341
cutting off your cock and wearing a dress doesn't make you a woman

>>62321399
Are we sure this doesn't have a female penis? Most /g/ users have bigger tits.

>>62323652
>Most kids understand multiplication very well

Try asking your coworkers or family what multiplication is, and see how many get anywhere close to explaining it as repeated addition.

>>62323710
>it's a CS freshman who took babby calc once goes all out episode
Again most schools do indeed learn how to devise things and the logic behind calculations. Proof methods are not required here in any form. They are taught in high school where they belong.

>>62323796
Most will.

100% accurate nobel prize winning meme right here. Definitely not based on some /pol/ack's fantasies of what the outside world might look like from his basement

>>62323897
>>62323616

>>62323897
>>62323904
are you mtf or ftm?

>>62323616
>Thesis: Deep Neural Networks
>12 years fullstack webdev
I don't have an appropriate reaction pic. Someone help.

>>62322892
>type "ls -a" in a terminal for six hours
I don't need arch to do this kind of shit

>>62322892
>use Ubuntu
>sudo apt-get upate && sudo apt-get dist-upgrade every few days
>distro breaks in a couple months

>use debian
>just werks (tm)
>wine is too out of date to do stuff that wine on Ubuntu could
>switch to testing repos
>sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get dist-upgrade
>distro breaks

>use Arch
>read through the documentation and install
>can't boot because I didn't set up the bootloader correctly for LUKS
>read through the documentation again and fix it
>everything just werks, except for minor bugs in a few packages

>use gentoo
>install is about as hard as Arch, except that I had to go do something else while everything was compiling
>chromium takes 4 hours to compile
>everything just werks
>individual programs can be upgraded to the testing or unstable branch, so you can have a mix of stable and bleeding edge software
>no systemd

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>>62324151
>too retarded to use backports wine

>>62321345
My sides!
Though I feel there's a missing opportunity on the gates side.

>>62324151
>>everything just werks, except for minor bugs in a few packages
That's true the second you install. But anytime you update, X will automatically break. With every update, each program is randomly broken to a random state. You have to micro-manage your updates on each individual package and maintain a separate staging environment to test each new update before committing to it on your main computer because lmao no rollbacks.

Rest is pretty accurate I'd say.

>>62324293
>i used arch for 2 days and like /g/ memes a lot
Had it running for 5 years of college and not once did anything break apart from the systemd transition. The only packages to need careful updating are AUR.

>>62324375
>being a paid arch shill of all things
lol
In the real world, literally every person who's ever used arch has had this exact same experience. Only on the internet is the story so different. I sure wonder why.

>>62324151
>use debian
>wine is too out of date to do stuff that wine on Ubuntu could

debian@stretch$ apt show wine-development | grep Version
Version: 2.0-3

doesn't seem too outdated. what version is ubuntu using? latest release version from winehq is 2.0.2.

>>62324460
2.3 has been stable for a while and you're still stuck on 2.0, and that's on a bleeding edge version. Lol debtards.

>>62324401
Sorry, I didn't realize you were speaking for literally every person who's ever used arch, my bad.
>X breaking ever at all since R7.5
>""each"" program is broken
Yeah, you definitely know your stuff.

>>62324293
I used Arch for over a year on 3 different computer and I've never had a single issue after upgrading. When programs are broken in Arch, they usually are fairly obscure programs (or KDE).

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>>62324486
Yeah, okay.

>>62324460
That's pretty old

$ wine --version
wine-2.13

>>62324495
Your tears are delicious, shill. But now that the cat's out of the bag, it won't enter it again.

>>62321137

#include<stdio.h>
#define mult(a, b) sizeof (struct { char x[a][b]; })

int a, b;
char line[100];
int main ()

{
  printf("Enter a:");
  fgets(line, sizeof(line), stdin);
  sscanf(line, "%d", &a);
  
  printf("Enter b:");
  fgets(line, sizeof(line), stdin);
  sscanf(line, "%d", &b);
  
  printf("%d\n",mult(a, b));
  return(0);
}

No?

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>>62324582

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>>62324582
nailed it

>>62319318
this needs to be an or statement, bad form

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>>62324582
i'm fucking dying

>>62324582
this reminds me of

public static boolean isPrime(int n) {
    return !new String(new char[n]).matches(".?|(..+?)\\1+");
}

>>62324486
>2.3 has been stable for a while
2.3 is a development version from march, only slightly ahead of 2.0. latest one is 2.16.
>and that's on a bleeding edge version
the wine-development package isn't "bleeding-edge", it's the latest stable release. the default wine package is "stable" in debian's naming scheme - which translates to "whatever was the current stable during last freeze". for bleeding-edge you'd use 2.16 from

deb https://dl.winehq.org/wine-builds/debian/ stretch main

>>62319318
she butchered that so fucking badly

>>62324684

The Irony is that is her actually her logic when dealing with people on twitter.

>>62324684
>she
>>62325009
>her

>>62322189
>>62321137
>>62319318
these people make me ashamed to be grill

>>62325017
Don't respond to brian, he's not well in the head.

>>62324582
Very nice.
Also, observe the generated code on
https://gcc.godbolt.org/
...it really emits an imul with optimizations on! (and shitty code on -O0)
I also made another version that always seems to produce shitty code on clang:

long mult(long a, long b) {
    char x[a][b];
    return sizeof(x);
}

long mult2(long a, long b) {
    char x[a][b];
    return &x[a - 1][b - 1] - &x[0][0] + 1;
}

>>62325041
john flynt

>>62325033
Coincidentally none of them are, just like you.

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>>62321042
Kill yourself.

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>>62325125

>>62322329
just neck yourself already

>>62323616
I wouldn't hire a fucking baptist either.

>>62321829
lmao

>>62322072
From /g/, I remember this thread.

>>62322968
I love caves. They are cozy.

>>62321298
>It is multiplication.
I thought it was dereferencing

>>62321399
>tfw no pair programming gf

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>>62321137
#define A(x, s) x s x
#define B(x, s) A(x, s) s A(x, s)
#define C(x, s) B(x, s) s B(x, s)
#define D(x, s) C(x, s) s C(x, s)
#define E(x, s) D(x, s) s D(x, s)

int product(int x, int y) {
int t = 1, p = (-!!(x & 1) & y);
E(p += (t <<= 1, y <<= 1, -!!(x & t) & y), ;);
return p;
}

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>>62319318

>>62321399
I have bigger boobs than her.
I'm a fit man.

>>62328331
lol okay

>@fox

>Here are my slides for “Building Inclusive Communities” closing keynote at #nordicjs. Let’s build a better future!

https://speakerdeck.com/fox/building-inclusive-communities

>>62323348
>You can call an MtF a man but that doesn't change anything, she's a woman.
So you go on a tirade against labels, only to succumb to labels at the very end? No, by your explanation, an Mtf is not a woman, nor a man, nor even Mtf, as that's just a label.
Your logic is inconsistent.
You are attempting sophistry in order to corrupt onlookers and swindle the conversation in a way you want it to go.

>>62323348
>>>/lgbt/
Why is this cancer infesting /g/ of all things?

>>62322077
fuck off

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>>62321276
nice one, you sure saved face!

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>>62321009
apple is so weird I never know if these design memes are their actual design or just people making fun of apple

>>62321137
int multiplyfordummies(a,b)
return e^(ln(a) + ln(b))

>>62328331
You fat fuck

>>62319705
Im surprisingly ok with this. Wish that laptop was running ubuntu though.

>>62321317
underrated, keked

>>62321317
full-force kek

>>62322159
well yeah but... anal sex is good...

>>62322872
Almost had to do this myself. Use linux on my laptop and had to give a demonstration using windows on installing virtualbox and other shit. Used a spare hdd to install windows and forgot that in winshit you need to install drivers for anything to work.

Managed to install drivers while someone else was talking for a bit.

>>62328841
>what are negative integers

>>62322011
>merely_pretending.png

>>62322452
Learn some humility and apply yourself ffs. Get off /g/ and do something useful like build something.

>>62319318
Did she just assume the namespace in use identifies itself as std?

Anyone got that pic of the guy who leveled his graphics card with a tuna can and all other sorts of crazy shit going on with his rig?

>>62321137
>not using .__mult or whatever operator method

>>62323260
Doesn't matter. Can't dupe reality.

"""she'll""" get a wake up call when the shit hits the fan lel

>>62322077
3.5U sounds nothing like "for you". Fucking morons.

>>62329663
>"three point 5 U" sound like "for you"

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>>62323669
In case you need it explained

https://youtu.be/J0BEMOrkR2I

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>>62321486
>shit and shit yo nigga
Don't take the advice of changing majors and instead keep at it. This way we'll have one less person to compete with for jobs.

I also bet you don't understand basic computer hardware at all either. Do you know what is an ALU?

Also how on earth have you even passed an university level CS course if you don't know what a loop is. Are you in Africa?

>>62322252
some people just like to be polite and respect what other people would prefer to be called, astonishing concept I know

>>62329663
1
2
3 4

3.5U

/g/ suddenly looses their mind like a blind lesbian in a fish store.

>>62321715
Why didn't you post them

>>62329738
Genius retort. How will he recover?!

>>62320966
arch girl looks 100 times better.. that dude is retarded

>>62321324
dont make fun of Klossy you fuck.. she's hot as fuck and tall, hence of limits for jokes.

>>62321361
if (tweeter == gamergate) {
(block(tweeter));
}
if (isNegative(tweet)) {
(block(tweet.tweeter));
}
cout prints stuff to the console. endl is the end of line character.

If you want to block tweets you achieve nothing by using cout.

Also why would you use the '==' operator to check if a tweet is negative? It makes no sense and it achieves nothing.

>>62321042
Epic my friend

>>62321321
>A year in
I took telecommunications and I could do that exercise properly in my first month.

>>62321497
You can with the Math library

wtf why am i blocked

>>62326701
And convenient!

>>62319318
It's so disgusting when people try to do this "programming humor" bullshit. I have a better one:
DEL C:\Users\System32

>>62319318
Is that tweet actually real?

Assuming she also claimed that dropping stones from the moon could be dangerous to the earth...

>>62329885
>rat nose
no

>>62323177
LOL. Didn't even think of that. Well played!

>>62330661
>Is that tweet actually real?
Yes it is.
Welcome to /g/ btw.

>>62325660
t. stinky scatolic

>>62322189
I keked so hard at the "check tomorrow's date" part

>>62322892
Sun: failing to install Arch.
Spending the rest of the day creating pictures in paint showing your Arch-hate.

>>62321572
>just started CS at uni last week
>learned how to multiply in AVR ASM without using the built-in multiply instruction during the first week
Your school a shit

>>62331000
Yeah when I was doing my CS course. We had a CompEng 101 class where the ultimate objective of the lab at the end of the semester was to build a simple CPU and load it onto an FPGA. It was the vessel through which to teach all these fundamental principles.

>>62321009
Too minimalist.
So minimalist in fact that it negatively impacts utility.

>>62321321
>year
I started CS three days ago and I would know to use a loop. Fuck you.

>>62321137

#include "stdafx.h"
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;


int main(){
    int a, b, i = 1, n;
    
    cout << "a = ";
    cin >> a;
    cout << "b = ";
    cin >> b;
    n = a;
    
    while (i<b){
        a = a + n;
        i++;
    }
    cout << a;
}

>>62323348
Hello. I came here to have fun. Can you please fuck of with your mutilated genitals to some enlightened society like Saudi Arabia? Thank you. Btw there are only two genders and they are decided at birth. You're welcome.

>>62323348
>not at all actually
There are illnesses which are gender specific. Fucking illneses being bigoted'n'shit for assuming a gedner.

>>62331758
>what are negative integers
>iterate 1000000 times to calculate x*1000000
>this is how the average codelet actually solves the problem

>>62321137
isn't * one of the basic operation the cpu can do? You can't optimize it further

>>62320997
sold

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>>62319318

>>62321829
Is this even defined behavior?

>>62321152
ok shitposting aside
i've never written a single C++ program and i still understand that tweet (unfortunately)

NORMIES GET OUT REEEEE

>>62321330
I wish

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>>62319318
>It compiles and runs
Seems like a harmless bit of programmer humour to me. I think /g/ is wrong on this one.

>>62331964
It does, and i know those bools are nonsense, and the whole thing is nonsense, but regardless of the conditions etc, won't it always return block, because of the = instead of ==?

>>62331964
>if I change the code it works

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Some OC from good old Windows...

>>62332027
Not if Gamergater is false

>>62319318 I just fucking hate the style here. that else if is fucking disgusting, and the tabs my god.

>>62331964
>a harmless bit of programmer humour
The only thing remotely humorous about it is the utter incompetence it projects.

>>62332074
But in this example, Gamergater can't be false, its initialized as true?

>>62332098
It's unspecified in the original

>>62332109
Maybe it wouldn't be so monumentally retarded if he/she/it simply stuck to pseudocode instead of going "look guise I'm a grill(male) and I know C++" while demonstrating a total lack of understanding.

>>62332036
I didn't know my life was running Windows.

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>>62332031
My bad lad.
Fixed it now though with test cases and the whole shebang and it's still working.
Ms Wu aka LW3 is undeniably right about this.

>>62332109
But i don't get the whole '=' / '==' thing. Like, surely it should be '==' instead of '=' as '=' would mean that "tweeter" is always "gamergater", or am i being stupid? And, if that is the case, then the else condition shouldn't even be there.

>>62332235

(a = b)

sets a to the value of b, and the result of the expression is that value. So the expression evaluates to false if b is false, and evaluates to true if b is true.

>>62331796
This is usually what is wanted from you when you're given this exercise.