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https://xiaomi.world.tmall.com/
HOW DEEP IS THE RABBIT HOLE

What would be the best, cheap alternative for Xiaomi Mi Notebook Air 12?

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Dropped and cracked my Redmi Note 3 Pro last month. Just got this beauty. Mi Max 2.
Battery life is excellent

>>62295312
I dropped my Redmi 4a thrice yesterday.
No cracks

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>>62295320
Yeah, I fucked mine up bad

>>62295312
>>62295320
>>62295341
stop having retarded hands holy shit

>>62295348
It happens when you go outside.

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>>62295312
And this is what I mean

>>62295355
Especially not then. I can keep a hold of my belongings, likely because my fingers are not perpetually coated in lard.

>>62295373
I was answering a call and had my phone plugged in to my headphones and bumped the aux cable attached to it.

The cable was short so it forced my phone to fall face forward on the tar.

At least it's a cheap phone and I had it for more than a year.

Any reviews on Gearbest? They have Chinese celebrations on 9-11 for paypal.

>>62295407
It's alright. I bought two tablets and a phone off them. Don't expect refunds and shipping time may vary.

>>62295407

they are a decent chink re-seller much the same as banggood, i buyforgou etc

So i waited for the $.01 coin exchange on aliexpress and the second it turned over to allow the new batch to come they all instantly sold out. Either it's a scam or there has to be bots because i maybe waited 5 seconds before I clicked on a pillow that had 30 available and it was already out of stock

What's with the dried mangoes

>>62295435
Nex gen 7d nutrition senpai.

>>62295366
Holy shit
Nice

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KZ ZS6 finally available on Aliexpress Official Store. As the store listing says ZS6 is the pro version of ZS5 which has tubing between front and back drivers.

http://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32830358554.html?spm=a2g0n.store-home.0.0.52727c14jfiVcK

>>62295497
>screwdrivers
hmmm nice, waiting for reviews and teardown to show that the drivers are indeed functional

>>62295497
>44 usd
Reeeeeeeeeeee

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Weekly update
https://pastebin.com/tHX3iZ3G
Our plants grew an inch since last week, there's been healthy rain to keep them quenched.

Also in case anyone hasn't noticed I add a new piece of quality ASCII art at the bottom of every update.

>>62295497
aw fuck. I was just about to buy the KZ5s but was doubtful because the rear drivers were blocked off. Should I wait for these? Or just get a pair of xiaomi duals? Recognized the thumbnail.

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>>62295608
A picture as requested last week, this one comes from Plant B.
I love my RN3P but man the camera sucks ass.

Fun fact, the book I use to catalog growing and watering is the same one I used to come up with album names when I worked for Viper.

>>62295634
>Viper
?

>>62295312
That's a big phone

So where does one get an original battery for RN3P? All I'm seeing on ali is people getting scammed and no reviews on gearbest. Also I can't find the one that looks like the original.

>>62295677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

>>62295691
Lol no

>>62295677
VIPR
The drug task force.

>>62295341
You could've replaced the screen for 10 bucks

>>62295691
It's a small hand

Anyone have any tablet recommendations? My grandmas shitty dell tablet has stopped charging and it's probably out of warranty. Looking for sub $150 or so.

Also if It can be avoided it I'd like to not have the chinks steal her info or identity.

>>62295730
I actually looked in to buying a replacement glass panel on Aliexpress along with watching one of the Youtube tutorials of one of these girls dismantling it before I realized that you literally have to take everything off before getting to the glass panel.

>>62295780
FNF iFive Mini 4S

>>62295751
Actually I have larger than normal hands :^)

>>62295312
HORRY SHIT, even the UI looks like an iOS knockoff.

>>62295810
Looks nothing like iOS though

>>62295792
So what, better than buying the exact same but bigger phone for much more money. You could've payed a professional to do it as well.

>>62295810

its miui

Le S3 for $100. Yes?

My phone is breaking apart.

>>62295882
Wouldn't break even for a $150 phone.

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>>62295880
huh? you are either blind, stupid or have never seen iOS UI.
>>62295885
thanks! had no idea they have their own Android. wish they'd stick to stock Android.

Xiaomi was built on aping Apple btw.

>>62295943
Who cares? They offer quality phones at fractional prices. They have a much larger ecosystem than just phones though.

>>62295810
lol more like the other way around
Even if Xiaomi started by being an iPhone knockoff, they eventually moved from it and created a whole new different software
Which, ironically, Apple used as "inspiration" (more like a complete knockoff, but with rounder icons) for iOS 6.

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Has anyone tried growing chink saffron?

Grabbed ES3 for cheap and I'll measure em when they get here. Have measurements of the ZST too so I can compare if they're just a re-colour or something actually not shit unlike the ZST. I'll probably grab the ZS6 too if it gets cheap enough eventually.

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Just received my Mi5 Replacement LCD and so far it looks exactly the same as the original LCD.

All you need is $13 for the LCD and $0.50 for some B7000 and you're set. It was a relatively painless procedure, most of the time was spent removing the old LCD.

START TIME (AEST) Item Deal Price Code stock
2017/9/7 Xiaomi Mi 5X 4G Phablet Global Version(gearbest.com) AU$288.38/US$229.99 XMA1GJ 500
2017/9/7 2 in 1 Mosquito Killer Lamp LED Night Light with LOGO (gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 GBMMQ 1000
2017/9/7 Original Xiaomi Pocket 150Mbps USB2.0 Mi WiFi Adapter Wireless Router Traveling Supplies(gearbest.com) AU$2.50/US$1.99 BumperXWF 300
2017/9/7 GETWORTH R12(gearbest.com) AU$877.72/US$699.99 R23GB 50
2017/9/7 5M 300 - SMD 3528 LED DC12V White Light Strip Lamp(gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 Flash Sale 100
2017/9/7 Xiaomi Philips Smart LED Ball Lamp (gearbest.com) AU$10.02/US$7.99 Philips666 500
2017/9/7 Xiaomi yeelight USB Powered Small Night Light(gearbest.com) AU$12.53/US$9.99 MiUSGB 300
2017/9/7 Electric Automatic Juice Water Dispenser(gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 juice099 50
2017/9/7 Octopus Tripod for Universal Action Camera / Smartphone(gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 Flash Sale 1000
2017/9/7 Anet A8 Desktop 3D Printer Prusa i3 DIY Kit(gearbest.com) AU$186.82/US$148.99 A8SUPER 100
2017/9/7 Creality3D CR - 10 3D Desktop DIY Printer(gearbest.com) AU$476.47/US$379.99 CR10SUP 300
2017/9/7 FURA Dual Channel Whistle(gearbest.com) AU$1.24/US$0.99 SDfura01 500
2017/9/7 Kingston HYPERX Cloud Core KHX - HSCC - BK - FR Heads(gearbest.com) AU$65.19/US$51.99 Flash Sale 200
2017/9/7 Xiaomi mijia Smart 720P WiFi IP Camera Pan-tilt Version(gearbest.com) AU$36.35/US$28.99 MIPAN 200
2017/9/7 ~Smart Bluetooth 4.0 Tracer GPS Locator(gearbest.com)~ AU$0.13/US$0.1 Flash Sale 1000
2017-09-07 19:00 Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X 4G Phablet(gearbest.com) 119.99USD NO4XNJ 50
2017-09-07 20:30 Original Xiaomi Roidmi 2S Bluetoot(gearbest.com) 13.99USD RMI2SAB 500
2017-09-08 02:00 Chuwi Hi12(gearbest.com) 104.59USD Intel50%of Promotion last for one minute

>>62296033
lmao, i like and own xiaomi products, but you're like the epitome of a shillboy

>>62296213
If you were old enough you'd remember this, it was actually a big deal when iOS 6 got released.

>>62295231
Could anyone tell me how you can add friends to the Ali app so we can water each other's trees? I can't fucking find the option anymore, now I can only add random people, but not those I want.

>>62296297
>water each other's trees
how cute anon, I kinda wish to know this as well now.

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>>62296084

enjoy your kidney failure

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>>62295810
desu this looks identical to Windows 3.11's program manager too, I just wish kids would stop expressing their retarded opinions about shit they know nothing about and act like icons on a grid and icon groups are fucking revolutions.

>>62296380

Apple should sue Microsoft for stealing their IP in Windows 3.11 for workgroups because its a square with grid icons

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>>62295780
Lenovo Tab 4. Chinese tabs have too many build quality and general reliability issues to be suitable for grandma.

What kind of $100~US drone should I get?

>>62296155
I almost wanna buy a phone with a fucked screen and replace it myself, but I'm clumsy af and I don't want that stress.

>>62295608
>>62295634
Godspeed, anon, godspeed

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>>62295985
They have a literal botnet.

I do own a Xiaomi Redmi 4 Prime and I love it. And if someone's gotta spy I on you I'd rather the spy be the country that doesn't have bases in over 120 countries and is known for all kinds of shady global shit.

I will probably never go to China in my life. It has never attracted me, to be honest.

>>62295407
Been buying all my chinkshit from them lately. 10 purchases and no issues, including 2 smartphones. I recommend you use the daily deal spreadsheet.

I stopped buying from Ali Express, too many sellers tried to chink me.

>>62295924
No. Get the Le2 or Cool1 with SD652.

can bootleg phantom power fuck up a mic?

>>62295780
Generally speaking, tablets are one chink thing you shouldn't buy for the most part.

Other than the Mi Pad, ifive mini and Lenovo tab, Chink tablets suffer from a wide range of hardware issues and poor software which results in one thing working once in a while and breaking while also having absolutely jack shit for battery life.

Chink tablets are one thing I'll tell people to avoid buying.

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Should I pull the trigger?

>>62296155
Really should have sticked on a Tempered Glass screen on top in the first place.
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/For-Xiaomi-Redmi-4-Tempered-Glass-Screen-Protector-Film-9H-2-5D-Precise-Holes-Screen-Guard/1243333_32763668698.html
>Explosion resistance
Heh.

I've had a tempered glass screen (Nihil the brand i think) on my RN2 and not a fuckin scratch on the cunt

>>62296899
Too expensive. I need one in the $100 area. And all the phones at that range are MT6737 or SD435.

>>62295292
If you want something skinny, the closest would be a chromebook, but it won't have the specs.

Really ONLY xiaomi imitates macfag stuff so well and at a low price.

Next closest thing in terms of specs would be a lenovo ultrabook, but it looks nothing like it and
it will probably cost more.

>>62295780
https://www.gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_641529.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvT_WWspE6A

>>62295312
how did you manage to break note3 pro? i dropped mine ~15 times to solid concrete and the fucker won't die. god doesn't want me to buy a new phone i guess.

>>62295634
>>62295608

thanks for the update anon. you're doing gods work.

>>62296963
they're the same quality with the ones that cost $30. you should ask geekhack though.

What are customs like ordering from China to the EU? I heard from my mother that her friend ordered a jacket from Aliexpress for 30€ and had to pay almost as much in customs, and find anything on the internet here either.

>>62297202
Jeez Louise. I have to pay 20% to the tax and customs office if I order anything over 20€
Fucking EU.

>>62297045
didnt save my rn3pro screen, the new display is on its way tho...

>>62296155
why the glue tho ?isnt it just plug and play via ribbon cable ?

>>62297045
Tempered glass screens do nothing at all to protect your phone's screen. And it tends to make your phone more dull.

If you really want to protect your phone's screen, get a case bumper, one of those cases that have ridges so that when it drops it won't touch the screen.

>>62297144
Face forward on tar road
Screen shattered.

Also bought the same phone for a friend. His one cracked too after he fucking dropped a dart board on it or something lol

>>62297202
Usually it's 20% tax, then depending on the type of goods (technical stuff is usually at 0% rate) and net worth greater than 150€ you also pay the import duty.

But the shit is if you order something above the tax treshold (22€ in my country), customs will open it and charge a flat 10€ rate for customs inspections + the tax, the tax is neglible at this price point put the nazi customs fee Hits you really hard

>>62296170
Get off OzBargain anon

Can anybody recommend some wireless headphones for the gym? My friend has some wireless beats and I'm not a faggot and refuse to spend $200+ on a brand.

>>62297284
>Tempered glass screens do nothing
yes they do. It works the same way as motorbike/bicycle helmets and crumple zones on cars, the tempered glass shattering absorbs most the impact energy.

>tends to make your phone more dull
buy a quality one with oleophobic coating an it'll be indistinguishable from the screen

I'm too late to RMA my AnnePro back to Banggood? I got it last friday.

>>62297400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuKfke6aQeI
lmao

>>62297321
Here in Estonia there's customs and tax, customs applies to anything above 20€ at a 20% rate and tax is 17% for anything above 150€
Government bullshit is so gay.

>>62297403
Pls respond.

>>62297438
>$55 gemstone screen

Can I get that in chink shit shops?

>>62297400
>oleophobic coating
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-Protector-Transparent/dp/B01MXCIYU0

Lots of those made just for the size of Xiaomi shillphones.

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anything better for that price?

>>62297354
id like to know the same

>>62297284
>one of those cases that have ridges so that when it drops it won't touch the screen.

The only phone I ever broke was not from dropping but direct pressure when I was in a golfcart going too fast and it hit the sidebar while it was still in my cloth pouch. It also had a rubber case covering it, but that couldn't cover the screen.

>>62297063
SD435 is far better than Helio X20.

>>62297354
>wireless headphones for the gym?
Pretty sure that makes you a faggot. Real men have jebs that make them sweat.

>>62297549
If it wasn't tax and customs the whole market would be filled by resellers selling fake shit.

>>62297707
Rubber cases and case bumpers aren't the same thing

>>62297786
Both won't protect the screen from direct pressure or impact from a metal bar. Did you even read?

>>62297549
>Government bullshit is so gay.
Maybe you should stop sucking Russia's dick then.

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Chinks are so successful with IEM headphones (kz zs5), why cannot they copy something like HD650?

>only irc
based OP

>>62297707
not sure how a screen protector would help there,
they're too hard to absorb shocks, best they can do is deflect an impact

>>62297724
Actually, real men work up a sweat to the gyms in-house dance music. Just a room full of guys, moving around, getting sweaty...

>>62297837
You do know they have their own magnetic planaries (Oppo/Hifiman), DIY/purpose-built and upper echelon shit right?

>>62297837
Superlux/ISK/Takstar/OneOdio got you covered.

>>62297962
I'm so manly I suck macfag's dicks all day, while powergaming on my Windows phone , while waiting for my Gentoo to reinstall and I'm still straight!

>>62297837
Don't chinks already make a carrier-load of audiophile bullshit???

does this screen protector have a "real" oleophobic coating or is it just a meme?
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Full-Cover-Tempered-Glass-For-Xiaomi-Redmi-4X-Note-4-Pro-4X-4A-Screen-Protector-/152640734045

if not, does anyone have a link to one? preferably from ebay, since aliexpress doesn't accept paypal. my phone is redmeme 4a.

>>62297983
>>62297986
Can you post some good headphones from them?
Just to get a perspective. Hard to go in blind.

>>62298033
Hifiman stuff, he400i is pretty affordable.
Isk hd 580, hd9999
Diy headphones like daik-don.
Oppo has the pm-1.
Maybe some others, but the headphone market just isn't as large

>>62298033
Read the infographic in the OP, there's tons

>>62298033
Beggar-level:
ISK HP-960

Newb/Entry-level:
Superlux HD668/681/EVO
Oneodio
Somic V2
ISK HP2011/HD980


Lower Mid range:
ISK HD9999
Edifier H850
Bosshifi B8
Takstar Pro-80/82
Brainwavz HM5

Mid-range:
HifiMan Edition S

50% Audiofag-range:
Hifiman HE400i
Oppo PM3

80% Audiofag-range:
Oppo PM1
Hifiman HE1000
Susvara

>>62298018
Ebay is always bad? You might as well ask around on craiglist.

I bought my tempered glass from a "mom and pop" phone store. Forgot the brand, but it cost ~10 bucks and was shaped for the Redmi 3S but works fine on my 4A. No problem with touch screen sensitivity. It actually feel smoother now.

>>62298033
>>62298070

1MORE!'s H1707 are the newmemes on the block

>>62297284
you've been using cheap plastic protectors.
I've had tempored glass protectors on my last 3 phones.
When I dropped my last phone I thought i broke it because the glass seemed shattered, but it was only the protector, peel that shit off and the screen was perfectly fine.
I dont know what you mean by making it feel dull, the cheap protectors have a rubbery feel to them but the glass ones are literally the same as a normal screen.

>>62298279
Also heard good things about Aigo EROS H651

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>>62297060
>>62298263

http://nillkin.org/smartphones-accessories/xiaomi-phones-accessories/xiaomi-redmi-note-4-accessories/nillkin-xiaomi-redmi-note-4-h-pro

Probably Nillkin. The best you can get for ye mimi fones.
>Japanese Grass forded 1 mirrion times!!!

>>62298348
http://nillkin.org/smartphones-accessories/xiaomi-phones-accessories/xiaomi-redmi-4a-accessories/nillkin-xiaomi-redmi-4a-h

Sorry, Redmi 4A's page above.

>>62297634
it has a fucking microphone on it

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>>62297202
>Getting taxed
EU peasants

>>62295608
>>62296716
>>62297177
>Drugs
No. Stop.

>>62295292
Chuwi lapbook 12

>>62297781
>If it wasn't tax and customs the whole market would be filled by resellers selling fake shit.

China citizens themselves pay an extra "local value" duty(they have to pay the difference if the local price is higher than what's stated in their foreigner priced receipt) when they physically buy electronics from overseas and try to bring them through customs themselves.

China is still full of fake shit. Custom taxes is just a way to screw anyone who doesn't buy what the local government wants them to buy.

>>62295404
That's why we are using mp3s.

>>62298585
The 20% is just a VAT replacement, so local sellers aren't fucked because they have to get the VAT from you.
The other import duties are there to support the countries' own industry over foreign industry and depend on the product.

After purchasing alipay says "You haven't signed in, or your previous session has expired. Please sign in again".
But it still werks, anyone else have same issue?

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Hey guys, I need help deciding on a cheap chink lightweight surface clone. I am looking at the cube iwork 10, cube i9 and chiwu surbook. I travel a lot for business trips and to attend conferences. Unfortunately my laptop is a bit heavy at 2kg, so I am looking for a lightweight alternative.

What I usually do:
1)mess about with powerpoint
2)watch youtube and tv shows when I am bored.
3)read and write emails
4)navigate shitty airline and hotel sites.
5)give impromptu presentations and discussions to people during lunch/coffee/dinner

So my requirements are:
1)windows 10 and powerful enough to run powerpoint
2)decent battery life
3)dedicated keyboard, detachable or otherwise
4)decent screen size, at least 10 inch.
5)stylus, so that I can scribble on my documents and powerpoints directly when I am talking to people.
Optional: display port, VGA or HDMI.

I was looking at the microsoft surface pro but its a bit pricey. So I started looking at a few chink tablets as alternatives. The cube iwork 10 is the cheapest, even if I have to buy the keyboard seperately. The iwork 10 is also the lightest and most compact but the keyboard is the thickest and weighs 600g vs 300-400g for the others. So all the chink tablets will weigh about 1.2kg-1.4kg with the keyboard attached. The Chiwu surbook also seems to be a good deal since it includes both the keyboard and stylus.

tl;dr, business traveler, get cube iwork 10, cube i9, or chiwu surbook?

>>62297202
https://ec.europa.eu/taxation_customs/sites/taxation/files/vat_buying_online.pdf

Want to get cancer?
>Make-up YouTuber
>Orders chink imitation make-up products
>knows its fake
>makes fake review
>claims to have gotten chemical burns
>obviously acting
>badmouths Aliexpress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGk6ggNWe70

>>62298595
>mp3s
It's awful that this ancient format has survived for so long, it has literally been superseded twice by free formats that are better. Since the patent has finally expired part of that doesn't matter anymore, but OGG and OPUS are far superior technically.

>>62298741
Why are you watching makeup reviews on YouTube?

>>62298751

ogg vorbis was better than mp3 15 years ago but better formats often dont win out in the end

>>62298719

Cube Mix Plus
It has M3-7Y30

>>62298719
any reason you're not considering Cube Mix Plus or Chuwi Hi13? Or a chink laptop?

>>62298777
It's baffling how it has survived for so long since the real turbonormies that would be too stupid to use better formats have largely switching to streaming at this point.

>>62298758
I'm a girl, duh

>>62298807
you know the rules

>>62298827

and so do I

>>62298789
Also try to find a coupon to lower the price to around 300 dollars

>>62298865
Don't joke with me.
It's a full commitment's what I'm thinking of.

>>62298556
its not drugs.

its chink mint.

get your mind out of the gutter (you)

>>62298902

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

Any fast chinkphones with a big battery and good cameras on both sides that dont fail miserably in anything except bright light?
Ive got a bduget of 300 bucks.

>>62299085

http://www.androidauthority.com/xiaomi-mi-a1-review-798864/

>>62299085
Mi5s plus

>>62299125
>Of course, it’s not the same as OnePlus 5 or the iPhone 7 Plus which we wouldn’t even have considered but for the comparison that the company asserted.

AHAHAHAHA. Keep in mind that Meizu M6 Note is better than Huawei P10 in the camera department. How can xiaomi shills even compete?

>>62297823
>Maybe you should stop sucking Russia's dick then.
what
We outright hate them.

comparing a 200 dollar phone to a $1000 phone and a $600 phone isn't really a comparison

oh... OnePlus 5 phone is 599 euros kek

who the fuck is gonna pay that

>>62299664
>Meizu M6 Note is better than Huawei P10 in the camera department
you're retarded if you believe that, just from seeing a single promo shot by Meizu.

>>62299712
It's 499€ though
https://oneplus.net

I leave 1 stars to any seller who asks for feedback in DM.

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Anyone got a HDMI microscope?

Was thinking of trying this one:
www.aliexpress.com/item/lel/32704311597.html

>>62299712
https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-oneplus-5

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>>62295263

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>>62299730
>https://oneplus.net

could be just throwing an extra 100 euros australia tax because no reason. everyone else jews us.

>>62299767
Pretty sure it should be AUD 599 and the site's just showing € by mistake

>>62299767
Australia tax? what.
Australia got its own store recently, and the prices there are pretty fucking good, cheapest OP5 converts to 400€
https://oneplus.net/au/ 600 AUD for 6GB + 64GB

>>62299808

could be the case. Even then, $599 for basically a chinkphone isn't what I'd call a good deal.

OnePlusOne was alright in it's day. Good job launching an "Australian store" having all the prices in Euros

>>62299741
>$120
I paid like $18 for this one
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-USB-Digital-Microscope-1000X/32790894041.html
haven't received it yet though

>>62300036
Looks like quite a different beast. You'd hope the latency on the hdmi one is lower.

>>62298789
>>62298792

I'm looking at a tablet or hybrid rather than a regular laptop cause back when I had a surface RT I liked to use it in tablet mode to read document sized PDFs in bed.

>Cube Mix plus
DESU I just threw together a list of the first few tablets that I saw when i went to the chinkshit wiki, so I havent really shop around for others. Is the M3-7Y30 going to make a huge difference in performance or battery life? The battery life on the cube mix plus looks like it might be a bit short though.

>>62300036

2MP vs 13MP image

>>62300113
It's not even 2, it's just VGA.

Chinks always bullshit with cheap cameras and try to sell you digital stretched images as the sensor resolution.

https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-leeco-letv-le-s3-x626

Helio X20
4GB
64GB
21mp Sony main camera
For $117

Yes?

>>62298751
Betamax was better than vhs too but look how that turned out.

>>62300149

So youre saying the HDMI one is a gimmick?

>>62300188
It's ok, just accept the fact you'll never get updates or custom ROMs

Any good pocket microscopes? Preferably with a light.

>>62300195
Well, Betamax had a lot of issues, like shorter tape length, but the largest issue was that Sony didn't want to license the tech to other manufacturers, at least not before it was too late.

>>62300058
In theory, Atom and Celeron chips should give you a longer battery life because they're less powerful than the core M3. But you lose in performance.

>>62300188
>>Mediakek
>>To the trash it goes

>>62300202
It's a bit more expensive, so maybe it's true.
They do directly state that the sensor has 13MP, so you should at least be able to win the dispute if they're lying.

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Whats in the bag /g/ ?

>>62300282

obligatory dragon dildo

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Got this chink watch strap, it smells bad but it seems to be real leather. Paid like 8€ for it.

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I got this recently by the way.
Starts today.

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>>62300290
Plus it came with a gift for (You)

>>62300290
>Paid like 8€ for it.

Im sorry anon thats not leather

>>62300289
only goes up your ass if your a politician or an amerifag

>>62300290
>>62300329

Yeah thats PU leather dude, like a crayon drawing compared to the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. Both Art but .......

>>62300290
>8€
CHINKED

>>62295435
They were a meme when /csg/ was new. I think they are poisonous to some degree

>>62295435
>>62300366

anon should also buy some rice from ali

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>>62300057
>>62300036
speak of the devil
I opened a package and it was the microscope!
I can't install the software because it's on a mini-cd and I don't want to plug in a cd drive
so I installed some generic microscope software I found via google

I'm actually pretty happy with the quality
pic related, it's the date on a US quarter

>>62300346
It is leather, i have one like that.
Called crazy horse leather or something

>>62300392

Use OBS Studio, works a treat for most video capture devices.

Image looks pretty nice for the price senpai.

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anyone actually got shit from this?

>>62300329
>>62300346
>>62300352
Ive seen and felt PU leather before, this is definitely different than that. Ill try and burn the inside with a hot knife to see if it melts or just leaves a mark like leather does.

I was a bit confused, i expected nothing but it feels like real leather.

can someone post the "buyers black list"?

>>62300535
Smell it and use a lighter on it, if it starts burning then it's not leather.

>>62300366
They're from the Philippines.
They get hoarded everytime someone returns from them islands.

>>62300677
https://pastebin.com/aL0CoUl6

>>62300430
2 years ago. I got an Umi eMax phone for $100 and a 32gb sd card for $4 I think. From Banggod app.

>>62300712
page has expired
also it wasn't a pastebin but a chinese site

>>62295231
Any good night vision cameras? Or any good cameras I could convert to infrared?

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>>62300680
Tried to burn the inside and the end of it, it only charred a bit on the end.

Smells closer to real leather too now. I think they used some kind of chemical to wash it or or maybe paint it. Ill report back later to see how it wears off. Real leather should be able to handle some wear and tear.

>>62300842
if it's leather, your next task is to find out what kind of leather

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Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
If the UK government finds a butterfly knife in the post with my name on it what will they do? Will they send it back or arrest me or??

I speak to sellers in chinglish incase your wondering.

>>62295621
Get the ZST's

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>>62300870
No clue, probably from the babies that they cant have there.

These instructions make me think its fake though. The fact that im doubting this much means its either bad real leather or good fake leather. Either way means its bad quality but cant bother for the price.

>>62300881
kek

>>62300881
RIPIP

>>62300881
SAVE AH LOIF

>>62300677
search vkvan
ur welcome

>>62300881

What the fuck is wrong with the UK and knives

>>62300881
l e l
better hope he didn't write "butterfly knife" on the packaging

>>62300932
I asked him to put toys on it but I'll ask him to confirm

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>>62300944
>inb4 "please write toys on the packaging so I don't get in trouble"

>>62300881
"Sorry mate, I didn't order any knife, must have been some kid trying to use my mailbox, terribly sorry"

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>>62296588
>Lenovo Tab 4.
>not chinese

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>>62300900
Fek

>>62300881
rip anon we'll see you on the news

>>62295780
How cheap? There is the $30 tablet (Q8 2.0) which is basically a chink raspberry pi with a monitor duct taped on.

>>62301004
Should I just go confess and say that when I found out they r illegal I tried to cancel order?

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>>62301004
>customs confiscates your knife so you don't receive it
>you may be prosecuted for possessing the item anyway

>>62300881
Why is the UK like that?

>>62295435
When csg started a couple of years ago someone ordered dried mangos and ate them against our concerns. He became insufferably ill during the thread.

>>62301056
>>62300928
EU in general is against arming citizens.

>>62301071
i-is there a screencap ?

>>62300188
Get the x522, it's even cheaper and comes with a SD652 instead of mediakek.

>>62301032
dear lord no
deny everything if it gets caught, stay quiet until then. it should just slip through customs unless the chink wrote a bad keyword on it.

>>62300976
>>62301051
>those pics
Haven't had such a laugh in weeks

>>62300842
Its waxed leather
https://wulanprasojo.wordpress.com/2017/02/22/the-latest-craze-for-crazy-horse-leather/

Is Sunsky recommendable?

>>62295366
Mi Max user since launch. I only get a day and a half now with light usage. :(

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>>62300928
>Oh no people are shooting each other
>"Let's ban guns"
>Oh no people are stabbing each other
>"Let's ban knives"
>Oh no people "people" are throwing acid at each other
They're retarded, obviously we should just ban crime to fix it

>>62300976
This is gold.

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>>62301109
Have another one.

I bought Ugreen USB to SATA, adapter deosn't work. Chink asks to send send, should I accept or ask for half-refund (will he accept)?

>>62300881
BIN THAT KNIFE

>>62301170
send send

>>62301097
Probably but I don't have it. I saw the linked thread the next day.

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>>62300881
>you can't import a training butterfly knife to the UK
HAHAHAHAHA
Also mind linking that?

>>62301097
He's lying, 7D mangoes are actually legit. But you can just buy that shit locally.

>>62301170
Is it a sata adapter for 2.5 inch drives (that don't require 12V) that you tried to use on a 3.5 inch (that needs 12V)?

>shoes go up to size 11
>wear size 12
goddamn chinks and their small feet, there are only like 10 pairs of shoes at size 12

>>62301326
how is living under a bridge, fucking troll

>>62297202
>What are customs like ordering from China to the EU?
Pretty much non existent, at least for regular shipping small stuff. The only thing, out of maybe a hundred orders, I've had to tax on was my Redmi 4 pro. Then the tax was a fifth of the marked value of $50 + some administration, so a total of $25. The phone was shipped in some tracked shipping too, so maybe they checked more carefully.
All this in Sweden.

I can't help that my family has big feet, it just angers me that chinks don't bother to go up to 12

>>62301369
>>62301344

>>62300881
UK is a fucking joke lmao.

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>>62301281
It should be able to work with 3.5 inch drives, pic related

>>62301216
send a new adapter

>>62301081
My EU country has no jail time when illegally importing knives m8

>>62300881

you're the worlds biggest homo

>police will arrest me and file lawsuits against you chink seller in china

do you have school in the morning?

>>62301081
Yeah, no. You just can't buy a gun on the basis that nobody bothered to abort you in 18 years.

>>62301344
manlet pls

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what are the cheapest chinkest keycaps that i can get for a mech keyboard?

butterfly knives are illegal in almost all smart countries

the child that purchased it above should have known that if he was an English speaker and had half a brain. Wonder how many retards the chink just ignores after getting messages that the UK government is going to sue him.

i want to buy some replacement tips for my zs5s. What are some comfortable tips that won't hurt and aren't much expensive

>>62301081
I can own a knife in SWEDEN YES.

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>>62301545
>almost all smart countries
what's that supposed to mean lmao
fwiw they're shit for stabbing, you want a knife with a fender for that. only reason they're illegal in some places is their media image.

>>62301569
Newbee ones, or the dog dick from the infographic

>>62301624
I used google translate to find the word "fender" looks, like it might not be correct. I'm talking about the little bit that prevents your hand from ending up on the blade.

>>62301624

well what purpose do you have for having a flick knife / butterfly knife?

you do realise almost most of the population are dumber than bags of rocks

>>62301638
Guard?

Anyone ever bought actual useful kitchen knives from China?

>>62301624
Why does not having a fender make them shit for stabbing?

>>62301670

just buy some decent jap ones for under 100 will last pretty much forever, get a whet stone and you're set

>>62301533
Seconding this, also interested in switches. I'm thinking about doing DIY stuff with them.

>>62301681
>try and thrust knife in opponent
>palms are sweaty
>hand slips and no guard so it cuts fingers
>moms spaghetti

>>62301666
That sounds right!
>>62301642
should I need more reason than "it's fun"?
>>62301681
I don't feel I can provide any good insight on this further than that you don't want to hold the knife by the blade. All good knives built for fighting have solid guards/whatever it's called in english.

>>62301545
>butterfly knives are illegal in almost all smart countries

Butterfly knives are illegal for no reason whatsoever except MUH FEE FEES, they're a prime example of feel good legislation where people decided something should be banned because it looks and sounds scary, instead of any intrinsic qualities.
They're not any more concealable than a folder, not any more dangerous than a folder, slower to deploy than a folder, can't even have a decent grip or quillon and are generally less suited for hurting people than the vast majority of all purpose knives. All it's good for are tricks. They're a glorified toy.

>>62301779
What makes owning edgy meme knives fun

>>62301642
Cuttiti-cuting doesn't kill people. Stibbity-stabbing do. A regular srewdriver is better at this job than some "scary" knives, those flick knives are mere tools for cutting paracord with one hand or stuff like that.

The Switchblade Knife Act, (Pub.L. 85–623, 72 Stat. 562, enacted on August 12, 1958, and codified in 15 U.S.C. §§ 1241–1245), prohibits the manufacture, importation, distribution, transportation, and sale of switchblade knives

muhhh freedom, cant even buy a switch blade in fucking dummie ville

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Are ~$15 auto darkening welding helmets going to make me blind?
From what I've seen, most of the <$100 helmets for sale anywhere are just rebranded shit with the same chinkshit visor units as the cheapest aliexpress ones, with a massive markup (so basically just like everything else nowadays), but I thought I'd ask anyway.

>>62301794
in my mind it's like juggling, yoyos, or any other interest like that. ofc you can be a mall ninja with them as well.

>>62301726
Look for gateron, they are good and cheap, on Ali there's a bunch of stores that sell you kits with 65 or 110 keys like this:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Gateron-Switches/32797603005.html

>>62301859

I used to weld without a helmet at times during high school, just look away... sometimes your eyes will feel like sand paper otherwise

>>62301871

so I gotta guy 30 USD switches, plus a fuckin keyboard to plug it into.... then key caps on top of that?

i'm looking for gook tier cheap shit

>>62301859
I won't give cheap chink shit the responsibility to take care of my eyes

>>62301902
I hope you didn't post this from a chinkphone.

My elderly friend text me last night asking if I can help him find out what's going on

> ordered watch on Ali
> tracking fine
> has been with customs (UK) for over 2 weeks

any ideas?

>>62301915
>tfw posting from a chinkphone wearing chink sunglasses
feels adequated man

>>62301145
You can't ban crime because that would be racist

>>62301899
If you want to do the whole thing you can buy a pcb and the case plus the keycaps and switches (read the wiki), if you want cheap shit just buy a chink made keyboard and new keycaps

>>62301876
>asking about auto darkening welding helmets so I can see what I'm doing better than with a flip down helmet
>"just look away"

Brilliant advice, thanks.

>>62301983
you are welcomed you piece of shit

>>62301417
it need to be powered, is powered?

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>>62301983

>caring about my eyes
>buying $10 free shipping chink welding safety gear

>>62301859
Your eyes are worth more than $100, anon.

>>62296155
waiting on my swift 2 to get an lcd on ali but there isn't anything available. there was one for like $40 briefly, but nothing close to cheap. i mean, wileyfox here will replace it, but for something ridiculous like 70 yuro

>>62300881
You'll be fine so long as you don't try and pay customs.
Just don't tell customs you ordered it and you're good.

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>>62302142
Needs to be powered with pic related, which doesn't work so he asks to send again. But maybe I can get (partial)refund?

>>62295810
Everybody steals from everybody in the end and why not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW0DUg63lqU

>>62302347
being inspired and straight-up knocking off is different. Xiaomi are the cancer.

>>62302344

everyone fucking knows a 3.5" needs power. a portable laptop sized drive can be powered off jewsb

>>62302277
I think i'll take my chances.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MH2uD7TgdI

>>62301145
Because criminals are so good at following the law.

>>62295608
>https://pastebin.com/tHX3iZ3G
Thanks for the update and nice touch on the new ASCII

>>62300976
this is fantastic.

>>62298556
That's a mint numbnuts

https://www.gearbest.com/automobiles-motorcycle/pp_775505.html
>Lucky Bag with Xiaomi Camera
>$199.99
I wonder what it would be.

>>62301703
decent whet stones from china? I looked some but they're pretty much the same price as here, or looked iffy. do you have experience?

>>62301670
Ceramic ones are functional. Don't bother with the steel ones, chinks will always chink you on steel.

>>62295231
Looking for a good, cheap, Android smartwatch
Germany
Price up to 30€
Does anyone now a good one?
Thanks

got a new cable for my phone, longer so i can turn the other way in bed while it's charging. waiting on some toys, other cables, etc.

>>62302564

Jap.

on amazon

or you can buy chink ones and have to replace them every 5 months

>>62296784
Wtf it's been the opposite for me
Got chinked by gb and now just buy my shit from Ali for the most part
Most of the items I buy from Ali arrive on time now, compared to when I started buying initially

>>62302616
no such thing

>>62302421
That's the joke

>>62302824
How about the M7?

>>62295691
For miui

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Got my chinese plush today, insanely soft and no smell

>>62303147
cute
too weeb tho

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>>62303147

>>62303147

only the smell of a thousand dead 6 year olds tears who went into the production line to sell you a 35 cent bear

>>62301932
Who knows, either it arrives or it doesn't.

>>62303220
The tears are free though

>>62303147
Where to cop?

>>62303220

It's cool, chinks aren't human anyway.

>>62302886

what about it? It's a glorified fitness tracker.

>>62303147
>>62303213
Link for anyone interested

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1pcs-11-28cm-Cat-Plush-Toy-Pink-Cat-With-Bow-Tie-Cute-Cat-Soft-Stuffed-Toy/32670562280.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.951jZ2

>>62301272
Not a training one. I asked for a sharp one and he sent a sharp one. Will link in a minute.

New thread here
>>62303274
>>62303274
>>62303274
>>62303274

>>62295231
How long does it usually take for dx stuff to arrive? I bought a flip case for my phone a month a go and it still hasn't arrived. It costed less than 5€ and was one of those mvp ships under 24h things. Should I just abandon the hope of ever getting it and get a overpriced case from local store for 20€

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>>62300881
BASED UNITED KINGDOM

>>62301859
They're fine. Probably. A few classmates used them at school.

>>62303536
I've been waiting since Thursday, 29 June 2017 03:04 for a lighter from dx..