PL Waifu Thread

>>62287282
Kobayashi-san is a joyless python codemonkey who spends most of her time writing unit tests.

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>>62287282

>Rust is a 6 years old brat with prodigal heritage, incredibly stubborn and incredibly picky. She refuses to eat SystemProgrammer-san's meals unless if they are of the highest quality, making SystemProgrammer-san frustrated and leaving to C-Obasan for advice.

> C-Obasan is much nicer, she pats his head, gives sage advice on how to raise children and praises SystemProgrammer-san's meals even when they are totally shit (C-Obasan simply throws up after SystemProgrammer-san leaves).

>>62287345
C++-Ojisan is an old and smart. He's pervert however - he's a cross-dresser, constantly likes to steal other's girl panties and likes wearing them. When you ask him why he does that he says: "that's the only way I can maintain my youth! Keke", and quickly flies off before anyone can catch him.

Since he's C-Ojisan's wife, he always says he prefers her underwear the most.

>>62287282
> Julia is 17, likes statistics and has rivarly with R for Datascience-kun's love. Datascience-kun however is married to Matlab, is two-timing with Python, and is a piece of shit overall.

>>62287344
I ask for penance

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>>62287282
I like ANSI Common Lisp and Motoko Kusanagi.

>>62287345
> She refuses to eat SystemProgrammer-san's meals
> C-Obasan
This is incredibly autistic.

>>62287538
look at the thread you're in
what did you expect

>>62287345
Actually I think that's a pretty great analogy.
>>62287538
Blame anime stereotypes, not Anon.

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>>62287282

>Forth is a 60+ year old loli genius with swirly glasses, classified as plain and antiquated by most people, but when she takes her glasses off she's a real beauty of ageless simplicity.

>>62287345
> D-kun is a cousin of Rust-chan, he's older than her and is slightly more wiser and tolerant to accept SystemProgrammer-san's meals. His role model is of course C++Ojisan, whom he feels he must become the successor.

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>>62287494
> Lisp-Sama is wise, old and calculating like C-Obasan, if not older. She is not human however, is too shy to show her real body and reveals her identity only to her trusted few.

> Instead, she likes to take many different forms and ages. At her workplace she takes the form of Racket-Sensei to teach classes, and when traveling she likes to be Clojure-Chan while wearing frilly dresses.

> Most people don't know her personally however, only through her many aliases. Only the very keen can see through her many disguises.

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>>62287282
>>62287344

> Python-San is a joyless workaholic who is constantly pestered by all the boys (including SystemProgrammer-San, DataScience-Kun ) to do their meals and chores for them. At a young age, she married only to have divorce 3 years later, thus she decided that monogamy wasn't for her and has insecurities on never to be emotionally dependent on anybody ever again.

> She doesn't know why all the boys flock to her to this day and behaves indifferent to all of them. Not realizing her indifferent personality is the reason why so many find her charming and try gain her approval.

>>62288035
Sounds strange to despite Python as inapproachable. I'd probably call it "easy" having the design goal of being easy to learn and used by everyone but surprisingly capable and independent, considering it does its own memory management, as well as versatile.

>>62288428
I was mainly aiming for "indifferent" as "get's stuff done", and being flexible to do many things, but I agree that that isn't very clear.

>>62288495
>>62288428
Hmm, yeah the analogy isn't very good, I agree.

>>62288495
Ohh gotcha, sorry

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>>62288428
>>62288513
>>62288495
I'd probably use Misato since she pretty much fits pretty much the characteristics I described the language here >>62288428

>Independent
>Successful
>Laid back
>Very easy, being the schoolboy's first.