>Mom found the skimmers

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>mom

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>mom found my crippling depression

>>62286967
/thread

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>mom found the fine for downloading movies from illegal sources

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>>62287079

haha is she dead

>mom found the estrogen

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>mom found out your tripcode

>>62287191
ya lololol

>>62287317
LOL HAHA MINE TOO :DD
Was so weird washing my clothes myself after 40 years :DDD

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>mom hits you up about your failed privilege escalation attempts

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>mom found the virginity

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>>62286967
>Mom founds the 12 gigs of pregnant oppai lolis

>>62287140
Arent you supposed to go to prison for life and pay like 200 000$ if they decide to give a shit about your case?

>Mom found my Mother/Son JOI folder

What are skimmers?

>>62287191
>dad found mom's skeleton in my closet

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>>62286967
>mom coold booted my ramdisk after a heavy night on the playpen

>>62288528
Gadgets to annihilate newfags

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>mom is auditing the source code

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>>62287663
>Mom caught me not seeding my torrents

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>>62286967
>mom found the jammer

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>mom caught me distro hopping

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>>62286967
>Mom found my buttplug and programming socks

>Mom caught me watching "Yu-Gi-Ohs" again.

>Mom found my cock

>>62287091
>mom found the summerfag from facebook

>>62292431
>mom hacked my gibson

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>>62291654

DON'T, YUGIOHS IS SACRED AND WILL NOT BE USED FOR THIS SLANTED HUMOR

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>mom found my 1TB hard dick full of pajeet memes

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>dad found my "conspiracies" zip disquette

>>62288357
Only in the US
The EU literally decided to have a fine ceilling for pirated media so their people don't get jewed by hollywood

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>mom found the animu store in town

>mom found the poopopotamus

>>62293186
What? We did?

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>mom found my black panties

>dad fell into the manlet pit

>dad discovered the designated defecation drag

>>62287140
>torrenting movies in Stazi germany
Off to the camp with you, my long nosed friend.

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>mom found the hidden volume

>mom discovered the mother/son incest taboo erotica browsing history

This happened when I was twelve. The sons in the stories were underaged and everything.

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>mom found the striped programming socks

>>62293845
lad...

>mom found me passed out naked with the fleshlight.

>mom found hacker text on my laptop
1
2
3 4

>>62294209
That's Dutch not German you mong

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>mom found the illegal permutations of 0s and 1s

>>62294244
How did she react?

>>62295023
Post it

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>mom found her panties in my room

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>mom found the gentoo installation CD

>>62293186
Wtf I love the EU now! Brexit was a mistake

>>62295132
did you just assume my mom's gender

>>62294265
I wear my rainbow programming socks around the house, also crossdress and wear makeup. She knows I'm straight and it's just for fun.

>>62294209
Based murica at it again

>mom found my porn pics from paint history. The one she clicked was nice_ass_fuck.jpg

Spilled spaghetti and blamed friends Carmageddon cd. Copied the pics to three disks and deleted.

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>>62287663
>mum confiscated it as punishment

>mom found the divorce papers

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>Mom found the /r9k/ in my /g/

>>62287079
For a sec she looked like the gal from emergence.