>Company has a gayming room

>>62276732
Good, they know that their employees enjoy playing video games in their spare time. Good on them. But let me guess, "video games are for children", right? Eat shit and die try hard

>>62276732
>company has an anime screening room with a 80 inch OLED TV

We've had a video game room for years. Not a single person has ever used it. A complete (but insignificant) waste of money.

>>62276732
tfw they replaced the pool table with a xbone

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>company has a dedicated TED talk viewing room

If your workplace has a gaming/VR room instead of a table football, leave immediately.

>everyone in the office awkwardly browses facebook on their phones for an hour during lunch five days a week and nothing else

>>62278611
Why?

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>>62278528
>the have a TEDx den too

>>62279090
Because that's what brings people together, not that pretentious and gimmicky crap.

>>62279128
I don't want to be brought together, my crippling autism would make me very uncomfortable. also suck at table football

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>>62278625
FACEBOOK

>>62276732
>company has a computer room for private browsing or work tasts
Yeah I'll bet the IT guy is gonna be monitoring everything I do on it. I'll just use my own phone or laptop and your stupid free wifi.

>>62276732
>Company has a gayming room
Neat....


NOW BACK TO WORK!!!!

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>there's a foosball table

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>Company has an RC muscle car

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>we have a nerf gun fight on the last friday of every month

>>62276732
What company would even have that

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>this is the "emotional distress safe space" room

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>we mostly communicate via slack

>working for company

>we have an open office

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>now keep in mind this is just a rough mockup...
>once we secure some more funding...
>we'll cross that bridge when we come to it...
>we shouldn't dwell too much on details right now...
>all this negative nitpicking isn't making any progress...
>it's not a totally lost cause, anything could happen between now and then...

>>62278625
>that weirdo in the office that awkwardly browses 4chan on his phone for an hour during lunch five days a week and nothing else

>>62281132
When the project is falling apart and officers are trying to save the face

>>62281078
startups/small developer firms. They can't compete in salaries, so they make the work environment "fun"
These gaming rooms are quite popular in my city, some offices has consoles, but indoor sports like tabletennis or fussball are popular too, I am guessing because we have an uni here with a quite good cs education

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>company has a gym

>>62281402
m8 i get free gym membership and its gr8, the ((free)) trainer saw an issue in my posture and the physio confirmed, now im working at a standing desk and fixing that shit before it becomes a problem
also mad gainz

>>62278528
shit pj looks old now he lost weight

>>62278528
he looks like a spic cartel druglord

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>Office puts woman in charge as office manager because of diversity reasons.
>She immediately throws out all the Eames Aluminium Group Soft pad chairs.
>Replaces them with giant balls.
>"this improves posture and enables a dynamic working position"

I will either kill her or commit sudoku soon.

>>62281139
This is me. Noone gives a shit.

>>62281598
cum on her ball
everyone does it
also ````slip `` off your ball and `'hurt ''`` yourself
this will create a health and safety issue, be sure to file an h&s report and claim insurance
you'll get your semen scented pew back in no time

>>62281598

isnt this illegal? how can your office manager force people to use a certain kind of furniture

i always thought this shit was just a stupid meme, does this really happen in burgerland?

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>company has a ball pit

>>62281402
That's actually nice. I like to do some pull ups after sitting on the ass for two hours.

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>the boss saw a presentation about agile development so now "going forward" everything is "going to be agile"

quit

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>>62281402

>former employer had a gym on the ground floor
>nearby offices complained that the treadmills were too loud
>got rid of the treadmills
>nearby offices complained that people picking up and setting down the weights were too loud
>got rid of the weights

it's basically just a yoga studio now

>>62281516
>>62281402
Company gyms are the fucking shit, I'd gladly take a significant hit in salary if my work provided a gym instead.

>No time wasted going to and from the gym
>No (or at least less) roiding shitheads
>Have something to do during lunch other than having boring as fuck conversations
Sign me up senpai

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>everyone, HR has a surprise for you
>instead of the annual bonus, we've invested in a brand new "meeting bike"!
>all the european countries are doing it!*
>we like to show that we are investing in the health of our employees
>there will be a mandatory training session on how to use it safely next friday at 4PM. See you there! :^)
>the signup sheet is with Xandra. Xe will also give you the key

*note: european countries are definitely not doing this

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>>62281743

>Xe

kek, nice touch

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>>62276732
>being a "gaymer" cuck faggot past the age of 15
Unironically believe they should be culled. I know I would off myself if I were to live with the knowledge that I'm a manchild wasting his life with kiddie gaymes :^)

>>62276732
The tell tale sign of a company not interested in making a product and being content to wait for the next venture capital funding round for their paychecks.

>>62281743
>Xe :DDD

>>62281756
Yeah I know. Anyone who consumes entertainment is a waste of skin.
But let's get the gaymurs first!
Then we'll get around to moving picturefags, musictards and booktcucks after!

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>>62278462
>>/v/

The only justified video games you should be playing bast the age of 23 are casual party games and Nintendo.

>>62281919
That's only because of the lack of time, not because there aren't better games. People shouldn't misunderstand this.

>>62278470
being self employed doesn't count anon

>>62281139
Literally me right now

>>62281139
I'm way too scared to read 4chan at work

>>62281811
With the exception of TV, those other things you listed have artistic/intellectual merit

Video games do not and never will

>his company has not a dedicated meme & shitpost on /g/ room

>>62282203
That's just your opinion
And I don't even play video games

>>62281811
Except "gaymes" are specifically tailored for brain damaged immature babbies and hold not even an ounce of the artistic merits traditional entertainment can and still offer
>I'm a gaymer :^)
It's player you autistic kiddies.
I'm not a "movier" nor your mom is a "niggerer"
Peace out, dudes and dudettes

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>>62281811
>current year
>still clinging to the printed Jew
Hahahah fucking brainlets, why do they enjoy so much taking in the written kikery page by page? It's almost like they want rabbi Shekelstein to mold their each thought

Funny, the IT dept I'm at now is constructing a "game" room.

>>62282950
>not reading books
lmao what a brainlet autist

>>62282950
hey I have that Z420 too, with an E3 1240. Very good.

>>62283312
The more books you devour the more you realize it's just kike propaganda.
Switch to essays and even there it's full of brainwashing.
The White Man filters information on the world directly from the ether.

>>62281849
>>>/a/

>>62281596
He looks like crackhead machete

>>62281598
Call OSHA or whatever is your countries equivalent.
Or go the doctor saying your back hurts really bad and blame it on the fucking balls. Lawsuit/settlement money + opiates.

>Company has a gaming/rec area
>Its for you guys to relax at work coz we want this place to be fun :^)
>Anyone that uses it is seen as a slacker and it shows on performance reviews

>>62276732
>company has a transgendered bathroom

>>62278611
>VR room
Not watching porn in the dedicated VR room

>>62279128
It's work and that's all it should be.

>>62276732
>Look at our c00l gaming room!
>And free food!
>And laundry service!
>And a cot to sleep on!
>You'll never want to stop working!
>You'll never go home again!

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