THIS IS A USB FLASH DRIVE OR 'FLASH DRIVE' FOR SHORT.

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>>62257429
>implying
I bet you get upset when people call all tissues, Kleenex

>>62257479
Son of a bitch....

Zip disquette

I call them cloud sticks.

I call them fish fingers

I call them data tendies.

>>62257429
Achtully, it is called a HARDRIVE

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>no moving parts
>drive

I call them data dongles

I call them dongles

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I call them innety-stickety info bits

pen drive is name of that dongle

>jump drive

microchip powered information storage hard software-drivebays.

I call them portable punchcards

>>62257642
But punchcards have always been portable.

>>62257429
I just call them USBs

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>>62257653
Can you put this in your pocket?

>>62257676
Nice moving goalposts, faggot. Portable =/= pocket sized.

I call them stickitty swooty USBooty

>>62257676
if your not a manlet and wear normal pants (not faggot skinny jeans) then yes you can

SSDs are also flash drives. You must explicitly say "_USB_ flash drive" to avoid ambiguity.

>>62257676
Yes. It would stick out a little at the top but that's alright because it's the 1970s and bitches know any man with punchcards is going to be rich as fuck in 20 years.

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>>62257693
Regular punchcards are not as portable as portable punchcards. Get fucked, niglet.

I call them information robodicks
or rdicks for short

>>62257735
>not as portable
>as portable

But they're still portable.

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>>62257791
I told you before. If I can't carry something in my pocket, its not portable.

>>62257824
you can though

>>62257824
>Laptops are not portable

t.this nigga

>>62257479

>DRUMPF BTFO

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Isn't that an usb flash drive also? How to differentiate between them?
Answer is simple: one is full sized usb drive, the other is pen sized usb drive, or 'pen drive'.

>>62257824
You just have tiny pockets anon.

>>62257550
ill show u a hard drive u lil bich
>*unzips dick*

>>62257877
That's an external hard drive.

>>62257900
>implying that USB thumb drives are internal

>>62257900
It actually looks like a DVD drive.

>>62257900
there's nothing hard about it dude
it's solid state usb flash drive

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>>62257877
That's an optical hard drive with a USB interface cable, you fucking moron.

>>62257900
>>62257921
https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Computers-Accessories-External-DVD-Drives/zgbs/pc/1292113011
Get out.

>>62257429
You'll get over it

>>62257849
Yes, it is actually bothersome to carry one around.

>>62257824
If you carry something with you, it's portable.
If you can carry something with you in your pocket, it's pocketable.

>>62257970
He didn't claim otherwise. The fact that you can carry one around at all means that it is portable tho.

In Brazil everyone calls it "pen drive". They don't even proper pronounce it. For the last two years i have being misspelling on purpose calling them penis drive, just to prove my point to society about rename things...
Also, people don't say "computer" they say "the cpu". They say "switch" but call routers "roteadores".
I hate this monkey thinking in wich they cry because books are only published in english and how portugues is important for the rest of the world just because the poorest country in europe uses it and a lot of civil war nations in africa pretend they speak it.

>>62258017
I can also carry around an iMac or a desktop PC too, does that make them portable?

>>62257985
See above

>>62258033
You're retarded.

>>62258057
no u

>not calling them "portable solid state storage volumes"

>>62258033
>I can also carry around an iMac or a desktop PC

The only reason your attempt at a reductio ad absurdum appears absurd is that there are portable versions of these things.

>>62258028
i think calling it "pen drive" is pretty common in countries where english is not first language

whats bothering me more than that is shit like
"RAM memory" or "DVD disc" or "LED diode" in my language

>>62257539
how was this overlooked

>>62258028
In Italy it's called "pennetta", literally "qt/little pen"
>call routers "roteadores".
that's cute

>>62257553
what is an SSD

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Every time I think you faggots can't possibly get more autistic, a thread like this comes along.

>>62258089
>RAM memory
That's not to confuse it with a phase of sleeping
>DVD disc
there's DVD-RAM
>LED diode
no one says that, unless they need to focus in detail on the diode thing for some reasons

>>62258073
How ironic you try to retort to an reductio ad absordum with an ad hominem.

>>62257429
shut up you fucking nerd

>>62258132
>no one says that
what part of "in my language" didn't you understand?

>>62258103
How do I get an Italian gf?

>>62257429
shut up

>>62258132
>That's not to confuse it with a phase of sleeping
I hope you're trolling because it's REM.

I'll call it a nigger brain if I want to. Calm the fuck down, francis.

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It's called a Jump Dongle

>>62258158
>REM
no, that's the musician

>>62258171
holy fuck are you retarded

>>62258152
either be Italian or rich (the universal wildcard)

>>62258152
Slather your dick in mozzarella.

>>62258106
Solid-state storage device

>>62258106
you mean an SSD drive, or something else?

>>62258181
I am neither
>>62258182
Hmm..

>>62258123
you're the newest motherfucker in town

"You-Es-Bee"

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this is a thumbnail drive

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>>62258560
that's even smaller than a nail
I call it "buttplug" since 90% of it enters in the hole and from the outside it's barely noticeable
you could walk away and pretend there's nothing in your hole all day
no homo
btw that shit is fast, I installed and run entire distros on those buttplugs and there's really no difference from an internal disk

>>62258666
satanic trips, ive been thinking about getting a couple im just really lazy samsung or sandisk in your opinion

>>62257635
>>62258168
came to shitpost these but they beat me to it.

>>62257429
Mate that's a digital zip disk.

>>62258773
I've used sandisk and they just werk