>be me
>taking programming class in hs
>new class, didn't know what language we would be writing in
>walk in on first day
>teacher is pretty chill
>most of the class looks like future web designers/hipster shit
>other guys are nice i guess, except for this fat sjw bitch with all these shitty feminist pins on her backpack
>sits down at pc
>finds out were learning java
>breathes a sigh of disappointment
>by this time I already know C, C++, a bit of C#, and a little bit of other languages
>i took this class for fun so i guess i can't complain
>few days in
>after doing binary-decimal-hex conversions and all this other shit we start actually working
>using eclipse
>there are some guys in the row behind me
>theryre chill, but something about them makes me very rustled
>the lead kid (i don't know his name so ill call him kid no.1, 2, 3, so on) is talking to his two little friends as if he was a master hacker
>"YEAH, IVE DABBLED INTO JAVA A BIT MYSELF, NOT TOO MUCH THOUGH
>"IM GONNA ACCESS THE COMMAND LINE REAL QUICK AND CHECK SOME THINGS"
>"WOW THIS SYSTEM IS REAL COMPLEX"
>stuff like that
>probably my favorite is when he talked about how he did his "graphics setup", which consisted of resizing the window and stuff
>he talked about it like he was using GPU methods though
>also he said he copied and pasted it all into the main of each of his programs
>basically a bunch of turbonerds
>after a couple more days, i get sick of it
>lead nerd is helping other nerds with their work like he's a veteran programmer as usual
>"YEAH THEN JUST BUFFER THIS HERE AND THEN YOURE DONE"
>"IM GONNA WRITE A PROGRAM TO TEST THE MEMORY LIMITS OF EACH DATA TYPE"
>buzzwords
>i bring up the remote shutdown dialogue (IT department is autistic)
>shutdown their PCs (the hostnames are written on the back of their pcs)
To be continued....
>>62251763
>they look very puzzled
>kek
>"WHAT HAPPENED?"
>"MUST BE A REMOTE IP ATTACK"
>"WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO DID THIS!!1!1!"
>they restart their pcs
>lead turbonerd starts typing random commands into cmd
>netstat, ipconfig, etc
>i feel a surge of patriotism towards my board
>i know it is my duty to rid the world of this scum
>i script some niggerware to open pornhub on their computers in vbs
>run it
>smugpepe.png
>moaning comes through their speakers
> hardcore scat on their screens
>entire class and teacher looks
>its_happening.gif
They get banned from the class and aren't allowed to use the school computers for the rest of the year.
Don't be a faggot in my programming class.
This is a 18+ website.
>>62251799
this happened a while back you autistic
Neck yourself OP
>>62251820
*fuck
Underage. See you in 2 years.
>>62251763
You should be expelled.
Impressive
>>62251763
You did good, OP
>>62251799
>>62251852
OP never stated the timeframe that this story occurred. Get bent.
>>62251830
>>62253628
>Current state of /g/
Playful cleverness has always been welcome here. RMA yourselves.
>>62251763
>be me
>taking programming class in hs
>fail
>work in McDonalds
>tell /g/ about my cool hackerman story back in hs
>cry myself to sleep
>>62251763
>Programming course
>Pair Programming
>look at row
>9 chairs
>at end
>oh shit I'll probably have to find a partner
>move and find the other odd one out
>assignment is to design a scenario or whatever that we can achieve each of the goals with in modelling it in software or whatever
>Spend 3/4ths of the time deciding what to do
>WUDDA Y WANNA DO?
>>WUD DA FUCK DO YA WANNA DO?
>WATCH IT PAL
>At the very end we figure out something to do
>finish it in ten minutes and leave before all the others do
>we grab some gabagool for lunch afterwords afterwards
>>62251763
>i bring up the remote shutdown dialogue (IT department is autistic)
>shutdown their PCs (the hostnames are written on the back of their pcs)
they didn't have passwords on the machines?
you can't just psexec into mordor, senpai
>>62251763
u r a L337 hacker op congratulations
>>62251770
>Don't be a faggot in my programming class.
Damn frogposter, fucking ALPHA. You'll have a harem once you tell all the ladies this killer exclusive.
>>62251763
>>62251770
>be me
>haven't touched a computer in my life
>spend my time browsing /r/4chan on mobile
>conceive fake story to impress my reddit friends
>have to actually post it on 4chan first though
>pic related it's me after I figure out no one cares about my blogpost