How do we raise a few billion for GNU software? ITT: we

Sell GPL-licensed porn

If I knew of a way to raise billions of dollars, I'd use it for myself instead of for a shitty organization that just takes credit for the work of others

>>62240348
>I'd use it for myself instead of for a shitty organization that just takes credit for the work of others
this, fuck socialists

Pre-mining shitton of a GNUcoin before making it public. Wait 8 years and sell all of your coins -----> a billion dollar for the toejam

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>hack the federal reserve and take all the money
>transfer money to offshore account registered with fake id
>withdraw money in cash
>terminate offshore account
>buy bitcoin on the deep web spread across thousands of wallets
>donate everything to fsf

>>62240348
Get fucked, frogposter.

>>62240358
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1) make every piece of software have an associated cute anime girl mascot
2) make the cute anime girls interact, make their interactions maybe reflect programming interfaces or how programs interact with each other
3) come up with a deep lore to justify it all. paid software is evil etc
4) sell these stories, videogames and chinese porn books based on them

it'd be like touhou and neptunia but with free software. you just need a good character design to get the ball rolling and a couple of japanese artists to get interested

>>62240348
Redpill normies

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charge money for GNU software to incentivize further production of GNU software?

>>62240348
sell stallmans toejam

>>62240348
Make it obtuse to use, and charge for the technical assistance.

>>62240348
beg for donations

>>62240486
being this delusional.
just about everything in your plan would fail

t. cia nigger

>>62240348
Why should GNU have a billion dollars? What would they do with it? Fly Stalman to Africa more often to teach niglets with AIDS how to use FOSS?