In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
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• Anon bought a bootleg GBA cart >>62204502
• Anon gets a backpacking water backpack
• Anon posts webm of his new lockpick set >>62205298 >>62205450
• Time for some Chinese teas! >>62205494 >>62205575 >>62205665
• Anon shows off his new soldering stand and watch repair tool kit >>62213960
• Anon bought a Chinky violin and plans to learn how to play it >>62211700
• Anon recommends the iFive Mini for mango reading >>62217237
• Anon shows off his Chinese violins and gives buying advice on them >>62217621 >>62217682
Previous thread >>62204443
OP, I got your back:
>mfw bought chink pen
>months later look on infographic its on it
>got it half the price
Has anyone bought an obviously fake capacity power bank and done a refund to get it for free? There are lots of obviously 4000-5000mah power banks that are being advertised with insane numbers, like this one: http://www.ebay.com/itm/300000mAh-200000mAh-100000mAh-Portable-External-Battery-Charger-Power-Bank-/131920516062
Programmable bicycle lights
What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
I have been thinking about these:
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu
Meizu M6 Note with dual cameras announced
>5.5-inch Full HD
>Android 7.1.2, Flyme OS
Redmi Note 4 BTFO for good.
Got a RN4 MTK as a replacement under warranty for a RN3P Snapdragon.
As everyone is shilling the SD version of the RN4/4X i haven't found anyone to sell it, it also has China Mobile branding in the box and the back.
So I'm using it for VR and games as the Helio X20 processor is enough. It's better than the RN4X with full metal housing, I'd keep it if it had B20 4G band.
That's the only disadvantage I've found, I wasn't planning on installing LOS anyway
I have been taking some pictures with my mi5 and the tripod I bought, I'm pretty impressed with the results.
The stars always seem to have a smear to them though, probably the phone moving as I press the shutter button.
LEAKED: Xiaomi Mi Mix 2
Android 8.0 Oreo
I can shorten it down quite a lot, its open for 32 seconds in that picture, mostly to capture more light as it pitch black outside.
Thanks I'll look into that, I was hoping my camera app would have voice activation or something, but it doesn't.
Fun fact: beishisheng/sky56 is fake tracking gearbest uses when you don't pay for tracked shipping, or they split your order and only put tracking on the first parcel. Your shit's in a bulk mailing bag and nothing you see on sky56 is actually happening to it when it says it does. It's probably still sitting on a dock in China waiting for the container to fill up so it can leave.
>2 days abstinence
You haven't stopped shit. Come back when you've gone a year without so much as touching a cig to hand it to someone else.
Native miui doesn't seem to, I have just downloaded open camera which does, just need to keep the shutter open for longer on that app now.
I did wonder about that, as nothing else in the picture is blurred, but we'll see when I get this open camera app worked out,
Am I just stupid. I remember one anon was talking about cheap minifigures and it was on a page on the mobile app where it showed all the stores and it was like spend $1.01 get 1$ for all the different stores. But I can't seem to find it now. Where to is it?
If the camera is actually good this should become the new /g/ memephone. The phone is already out and there's a lot off videos about it on youtube, but they're all in Chinese/Russian.
They also have Drumpfcoins
if this is OLED and has a 3.5mm jack it may be the best memephone of the year
Meizu's wanted the yuro\NA market for a while (Italy has got them in retail stores now) and having Qualcomm processor is the final piece of the puzzle. Bravo, chinks. I may have to buy one soon.
will I need more than this
> I got the new Xiaomi Air 12 Notebook with the i5 processor, 8GB Ram and 256GB SSD for a cheap chink price on flash sale (sub 500€)
But the processing time is taking forever on Gearbest, pic related.
Am I being bamboozled anon? I payed by credit card directly instead of paypal because paypal was being faggy.
Got some chink controllers. They all work well but they all feel really light expect the NES controller that has some weight to it
Also got a headset. It's extremely comfortable and has great sound quality. Even has a vibration setting along with mic + LEDs on the side
Does anyone know a good USB-C adapter for charge + headphone that can drive a high-end set?
Nah, you can just use one of these that shows charging time and capacity.
Yes they're USB. for the headphones if you wait you can probably get them cheaper, i got them for $10
>VE Monks + KZ Bluetooth cable
Is this the epitome of chink shit or heresy?
low light pics taken with my redmeme note 3, default settings, no flash
the google camera port is quite nice if you don't know anything about photography or can't be assed to play around in the settings. Kinda compensate for the loss of MIUI cam when switching to another rom. I mean it's still quite shit
but at least you can see what's going on.
fuck I want this. Is pepe still a recognized hate symbol or something?
I don't give a fuck I'll cuck you. I'll put your bf little cock in a cage and fuck his ass till he cums. All while you watch and weep as he looks into my eyes with love he's never shown you.
Why are things in the app more expensive than the site now? I've noticed in the past few weeks. I've got the latest version of the app. What gives, am i being punished for using the app?
Can some anon please recommend me a fidget cube that is well made and won't break in a week.
Why does sorting by newest remove all results?
aliexpress has a rather broken search feature in general
there are many cases where you can search for exactly the words in the title of a listing and have it not come up, and other things like that
i found it in the archive.
>$3 JBM MJ8600
>$4 Awei Q9
>$6 Remax RM-501
>$7 Kz ED2/Uiisii HM7
>$8 Remax 610D
>$9 Kz ATE
>$10 Kz ED9
>$11 Rock Zircon
>$12 Joyroom E-109/E-103
>$13 Einsear T2
>$15 Vivo XE-800
>$16 Kz ZS3/ZST
>$17 VJJB K4S
>$18 DZAT DR-20/Urbanfuns
>$19 Xiaomi Hybrids/Somic V4
>$20 Boarseman CX98/DZAT DF-10s
Why does it take so long to fucking ship this thing. It even took them like a week to just charge me.
Thanks anon, but there is nothing on the installgentoo wiki about fans or I am blind af. I found a few of them 18650 battery powered but I do not want to order a fake one and get chinked.
Sounds illegal. Mini recorders go for 12 dollars. Before I made like this sd card small camera and modded the mic to be better in terms of pickup sensitivity etc. There are also USB devices disguised as voice recorders but I am not sure about those.
Hey could anyone please please recommend me a nice sleek, lowkey, and sturdy set of glasses? One that is square and heavily tinted which i believe will suit my face. Would prefer them to look and feel like a good imitation of a nice brand. I will use them mostly on campus to not look like a sped while stoned.
Looks great, a Redmi Note 4 + USB-C and a good camera would be my perfect phone. (I would welcome a bump to a snapdragon 65x/66x/67x, but can live with the 625).
A shame that Meizu is barely supported by custom roms, but maybe a snapdragon one will change that. A man can hope.
Rip it open, test the batteries in your autistic and ridiculously expensive charger and dance around it naked.
In all honesty probably just putting a USB capacity measurement tool should work or something. You'd need an adapter, and it should be easy to fake so dunno how valid it is.
Are these fake FAAEAL's? Looking at the pictures of some reviews, a couple pairs appear to have no branding. Pic related.
I actually don't like their logo. So that's why I want to know if these are legit.
New chink shit arrived.
>wifi mouse 2€ from ebay, feels good in hand, looks quite good and reaches good distances, great for managing movies from PC in bed
>microphone 1€ from ebay, didn't test yet, but it should do its job
Any soft materials that I could use to protect my laptop? I'm mostly looking for that white foam thing that comes in boxes with bigger devices. How is it called?
>wifi mouse 2€
Wi-fi mouse? Could you link that, please?
But a cheap bluetooth mouse (not 2.4g) would be fine too.
But does it mute guinea pig sounds?
I mean that sponge-foam thing that's elastic. I want to sew my own protector. I throw my bag around and my previous laptop got few bruises. Other cheap stuff to fill the protector with off aliexpress would be fine too.
I picked up a couple of Orico Travel adapters.
i'm planning to go gallivanting around asia so this looks appealing. i probably will never come back to give feedback on it.
Depends on what camera sensor you get: Sony>Samsung>>>Omnivision and it's kind of a lottery which one you get though there's a chart that showed majority of black models come with Samsung sensor and most of grey models have Sony one.
Now if they started providing official bootloader unlocking and releasing kernel sources Xiaomi would have actual competition.
It's sort of a shortcut in the explanation, but it'll get pushed a lot regardless of how much I'll care about and my back will get kicked. I'm dealing with literal gulag peasants. Western European manners and respect for possessions of others aren't their virtue.
Anyone who knows where I can buy divination blocks (筊杯) without having to go on Taobao?
Thinking about buying a 3d printer, do you guys think this one is good? https://www.banggood.com/Tevo-Tarantula-Prusa-I3-DIY-3D-Printer-Kit-With-Auto-Leveling-Sensor-200x280x200mm-Large-Printing-Si-p-1175940.html?rmmds=cart_middle_products
Either the discord link doesn't work or someone had an autismo meltdown and banned everyone again...
I want to review the remax rm 600m
Bought this little fella to replace my gr06. As you can see on the picture, it is a small sized balance armature iem.
Build quality is great for $25, i rate 8.5/10*because anti earwax net is not tidily placed.
Comfort is 9.8/10. Because of the small size, this iem sits tightly on my ears. As if I don't wear any. Stock tips are comfy too. Isolation is almost perfect
Sounds are great, it is a mid centric with fun characteristic in sound. Bass are great too. Tested some eurobeat and russian hardbass, bass is Deep and punchy. But not niggabass
Also, I tested listening to this
Great separation and soundstage, I can clearly hear who's saying "gas the bikes race car now" and "oy vey it's like anudda shoah"
180cm is the biggest I found
Search "giant shark plush" for more
None available in the us. Bummer. Thanks anyway anon.
>order Redmi Note 4 from China to UK
>pick DHL because might get it fast
>it gets to LONDON-HEATHROW - UK pretty fast
>now DHL have sent it to LEIPZIG - GERMANY
Why the fuck did DHL send my phone from the destination country to Germany?
45$ for a dead shark? 10$ would be okay.
Pic related. AliExpress seller eaten by giant fucking shark
I'm trying to find a armor case and a good protective film for my Redmi 4X (NOT the Redmi Note 4X, my provider jewed me the next week and now the redmeme 4 costs the same as this that I currently have). Best from Aliexpress since I'm a lazy cunt.
Kawaii banana meme just $0.55
I bought KZ ZS5 on aliexpress instead of gearbest
did I get chinked with a fake???
Need a phone, the RN4 is still the meme? We still don't have Xiaomi Redmi 5?
Submit to our new Meizu overlords
OK so for some retarded reason this thing absolutely won't work with ANYTHING that is not pcie 1.0, which no device from the last decade use.
Well, the ATH ones look nice, but I don't know if the cable holds out for long and if the microphone (if there is any) is good. I have some cheap Sony ones atm, they hurt after two hours.
>since you're such a nice person
Wtf, I love C̶h̶i̶n̶k̶s̶, Chinese people now.
>you have been waiting for this order so long, and if you give up now, your waiting turns out to be nothing
I want him to motivate me daily.
Is this dare I say it /our guy/?
I found a foot hammock
Hello /gee/ are these pair of headphones any good or am i going to get scammed?
I found almost nothing about those online except for one russian video of a guy mangling them and talking alot.
They're going for 15 dollars on ali express right now.
QKZ KD2 http://s.aliexpress.com/aUjYNj6v
Do i go for it?
Not worried about your tiny little arms.
So, do I accept the resolution/poison or push to get my money back?
How to order from taobao safely? They have a few things available that I really need, but I don't even know how to order. Can someone RECC a good 3rd party to order from that won't buttfuck me with fees please.
I've been using them nonstop for two days or so and i can say they are really comfy. If you aren't used to having headphones on all the time of course they weight down on you a bit but besides that they're great. DESU i haven't tried the mic yet as i have one so im not sure on that quality, but everything else works good and i can recommend it if you need a cheap headphone
JUST TELL HOW TO DO OR I ARE GOIN HAVE FIND YOU IRL
the multicolored (camouflage/wood-like/etc.) are decent. still not as good as the original (e.g. no clicky wheel or cogs), but the build quality is pretty good compared to 99% of those super shitty cheap ones.
>tfw your watch didnt included obsenities
Nah the pcie switch on it has issues with anything newer than gen1.
However I got it to work with the gen2 x8 slot. The downside is somehow the bios config is reset everytime it boots. This means I'll have to climb up my closet, plug in a keyboard and press F2 whenever there's a outage.
Are these trustworthy? I heard I should stay away from flash storage on chink shites
Newfag here, what do you guys recommend as far as sd cards are concerned?
Chink SD cards are just fine. Just stay away from 'brandless' and fakes. Chink original brands are actually pretty reliable.
Production of these things all comes from massive chip giants anyway, like they come out of the samsung factory in the millions and chinks buy them in bulk and slap their label on them.
They're all trustworthy, Gearbest sells original brand micro sd's and Mixza was memed here for their shark design, quality and price at the time (they have since gone up.)
They have separate stores on AliExpress and the searching for QKZ reviews and whatnot yields no results and one reddit post asking if they're trustworthy, most of the answers saying they're mediocre at best, while kz reviews are shining and pleasant to read yielding lots of info
So I have 19 things on the way from Ali
Type c to c cable
Usb flash drive
Bamboo charcoal soap
Plastic project boxes
Led magnifying glass
25in1 torx screwdriver kit
Blunt butterfly knife(can't find sharp ones)
Ordered oldest order(8/20) to newest(today)
HAHA yeah you're right.
Checked again and my phone was sent to BRUSSELS then back to LEIPZIG and now it's in HEATHROW again.
Apparently my Redmi Note 4 is on a whirlwind tour of Europe.
My research indicates that is the best of the chink printers. However, it's takes tons of fiddling and mods to get good prints. It's been pointed out that it uses lots of acrylic parts to save cost, as such doesn't have the rigidness for consistently good prints. Thus lots of fiddling and mods. The Monoprice Maker Select is another one recommended at that price point.
Should I go for it /csg/? It's only $20. I haven't much to lose. Which Kindle is this?