>need to do something new
>ask google how to do it
>click on first stackoverflow link
>see 6 paragraphs of explanation
>fuck that
>scroll to first code block
>copy, paste & change variable names accordingly
>justwerks.exe
>downvote the answer and close the tab forever
if it's really important to understand then i will be doing it enough that i will figure it out intuitively over time.
>go to coding bootcamps
>get programming job
>mostly just write sub-par code and get the others to fix it for me
>knock off at around 4 PM because co workers would rather not give me anything new to do
>come home to heat up chicken fingers and derail /g/ threads into politics