>mfw mom found the stage3 tarball

>>62200237
>not putting zip bombs randomly around your file system

Well she's finally gonna install Gentoo since you're too dumb to do it yourself

>mom put a reverse terminal on my pc and I cant get it off
help guys

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>mom said I cant access my dojins until I make a website in assembly

>>62200237
>mfw mommy finds your dotfiles

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>mfw mom finds my super dank animu rice screenshot folder

>mom finds a .deb on my RPM-based system :o

>mom makes her own wannacry and it infects my pc and the only way to unencrypt my files is to clean my room

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>mom makes a website that requires javascript and it does a drive by download

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>>62200237
>not stage1

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>>62203023
>mfw mommy sees me visiting meme websites

>mom finds my knownhosts file and finds out that I had accessed all her servers and downloaded her yuri mangas

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>>62200237
>not your sister

> mom sends me rare pepes that are rarer than what I have in my secret stash and I have to pretend she is old and lame but secretly I want more

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>mom replaces my BitKey live disc with one with a keylogger to hack into my wallet and spend all my bitcoins on cocaine and shoes
>the seed phrase was her birthday all along

>>62203277
>instead of otaku Kirino is a raging GNU/linuxfag
>forces Kyosuke to install Gentoo
>he's reluctant at first but after a while he starts to enjoy it
Id watch it

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>>62203455
I'd do coke with your mom

>>62201886
I unironically fear my mother booting into my Fedora partition and seeing my qt anime girl riced desktop

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>>62203455

real story

>trying to install dietpi
>not working, doing stuff in terminal
>mom sees
>in angry voice asks "What are you doing?"

>>62200237
>stage3
so now your mother knows that you aren't the computer specialist you claim to be.
why don't gentoo kids start from stage1 anymore ? doing it on a p4 was a pain in the ass and still most people did it, it just over a whole fucking day. now with current cpus it's a few hours max

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>>62200237
>tfw dad finds your programming socks

>>62204040

mr. 4040 implying I can install gentoo in 1 day

networking scares me, Id actually like to learn more about compiling, but getting my wifi working with no ethernet port makes me want to cry

>>62204135
Use phone

>>62200237
>sister has access to my root account via setuid

>>62203713
gross

thanks for this thread OP
i needed this today

>>62200279

>His OS isn't capable of properly identifying zip bombs

>>62204249
>phone

ya, cause I want NSA/service provider/l337 hackorz to know what everyone I talk to says

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>dad finds panties.tar.rar

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>>62201617

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>mom finds my favorite book

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>Professor finds your programming ebook folder.

>>62203179
I miss stage1, but I think they just use snapshots now that we don't have to patch -fstack-protector into egcs.

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>mom has a better understanding of technology than the A+ certed macwintards at the office

>>62204544
>roommate finds your programming bookshelf
>it's all Michael Abrash books

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This really is a true story, and she doesn't know I put it in my comic because her wifi hasn't worked for weeks.

>>62204564
they still provide stage1 though don't they?

>>62204544
>>62204570
>mom opens your copy of SICP
>it's just a cardboard box with a magnet link in it

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>>62204570
>>62204593
>Girl opens up your "Python" folder
>It's just bikini pics of your cousin

>>62204616
>>62204593
>mom opens you "Books" folder
>it's all Amazon links and addresses of local bookstores

>>62202525
It's called decrypt you fucking moron

>>62204675

>we need to have that talk
>Amazon swindle
>kindle means to start a fire

>mom has been hoarding Vega GPUs hardcore to build a cluster with an xboxhueg word list to break the luks encryption on my Fedora installation and found all the feet and bbw porn in ~/stuff

>>62204593

>opens my version
>rewritten for python
> annon......

>>62205217
>already knew you liked ssbbw
>pissed at your entropy

>>62205268
> not encrypting each individual folder in home

>>62203496
ikr

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>wife's boyfriend found the rimjob rootkit

>mom finds your Haskell book

>dad finds your PonyOS partition

>dad found the Code with Klossy starter kit

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>mfw mom found out that I want to be a girl

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>>62206278
follow your dreams and become my gf

>you're coworker finds out your job application on a better company got approved
>you're crush finds out about you're wife
>the linux partition finds the windows partition on bootup

>wake up
>Father bursts into my room
>"SERGIO! EL COMPUTER NO WORKO!"
>Head Downstairs
>There is queso on the monitor
>Burrito in the CD drive
>Suddenly the fermi overclocks itself
>My house burns down
>Manage to grab some woodscrews from the remains
>Feel hungry
>Call a cab
>Hop in
>Tell the driver to take me to the local cafe
>There is no driver
>Hop out
>Walk instead
>Enter the cafe, order some pork shoulders
>Go to pay
>Only have 1.7 dollars
>Tell them marshviperX sent me
>Run the fuck out of there
>Decide to live with my aunt for the next month
>Go to her house
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>She wants to fuck

>mom finds your youtube account
>it has an animu picture

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>mfw terry found out that I've been using Love shack OS and not templeOS

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>>62206434
NOW YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUE MEANING OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

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mfw mum pops a reverse shell

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>mommy sees me post on jee and wants to know what website I'm talking with people on

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>mom found the hidden partition

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>mom finds out how to exploit the electrical properties of my cpu and writes a malware that grants her root access by sending gibberish packets which cause bit flips in the micro code execution unit allowing her to mount row hammer attacks
>decrypts my futanari succubus pics and untars them on my desktop to shame me in front of my priest

>>62207989
Just read up on row hammers because of this.

>>62204796
Fucking retard you think she would use something that could be unencrypted by that. How fucking moronic are you?