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Be the biggest asshole developer you can think of

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>make amazing torrent client
>comes with a trial, encrypt current and future downloaded files after it expires until you buy the full client
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>Made with Electron with <3
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Just use rtorrent and quit bitching
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>write 5 mb of drivers
>need a way for users to install them
>make a 300 mb installer
>bundle some useless software
>require users to log in to download the drivers
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>>62198646
>implying you can't just download them from nvidia's website without an account
>implying they forced you to install the geforce experience botnet
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>shill your player 24/7 calling it "the best"
>not even a volume control
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>>62198543
That's a very dumb idea OP

>>62198678
So you are saying that you prefer to use your mouse to adjust the volume in your current media player? Kys
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>>62198678
Lies.
[spoiler]protip: bottom right corner[/spoiler]
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>>62198543

>"My code is self documenting.." :^)
>"When you install my program, it spreads files everywhere and injects in every config file. There is no uninstaller, though."
>"Can you fix the program you made? I added some features and now it's somehow broken."
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>>62198678
Your mouse doesn't have a scroll wheel?
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>Cant admit I was wrong
>Cant admit what i did was done the wrong way
>Cant accept criticizism
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>RAM leaks like bitch
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>>62198543
idk but utorrent keeps wiping the trackers from all of my files and its really starting to piss me off.
Ive left shit running for a month thinking noone was seeding anything until I found the fucking trackers for all of my shit were gone. I readded them adn then noticed it was doing fuckall the next week and then looked it was all wiped again.
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>>62198646
fucking this shit, pisses me the fuck off. Im not making an account to download drivers, fuck you
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>>62198998
hes probably one of those fags that bought a keyboard without numbers also
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>>62199175
Enable dht lol
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>>62198646
Just download the driver's direct from nvidiaids website u stupid fuck
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>>62198543
>copy files somewhere else
>debug the client and patch the encryption code out
>send a personal fuck you note to developer
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>>62198646
>being so retarded you were unable to download the nvidia driver without fucking yourself in the process

How do you remember to breathe
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>>62198543
>Make operating system
>Force updates on users every week
>Make it so the os becomes unusable while updates are being installed
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>>62199207
it says its on but it never does shit.
I had about 150 torrents active and only one of them was able to seed occasionally.
This particular torrent is stuck at (i swear to god) 99.98% and can only seed to other people. it never actually finishes and I cant find the magnet link again so I cant get the trackers again. I tried copypasting random trackers but none of them know this torrent.
the random tracker list did work for 2 other torrents though, but Im going to try and track down their original trackers so im not sitting there waiting impossible seeds
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Paypal API. It's probably maintained by some sort of wizard cuz that shit looks like their website stepping into a fucking time machine and went way back
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>be GNU make unix tool clones
>make them all bloated and slow as shit
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>>62199227
>>send a personal fuck you note to developer
Distributing the patched version would probably work better.
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>>62198543
>app automatically starts on startup
>always throws useless notifications that come over your currect program
>close button doesn't actually close the program
>fucking inefficient, consumes a fuck ton of internet
>comes with the os
>updates every two days while never seeing an actual change
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>Must reboot PC after updating
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>>62199175
>uTorrent
I found your problem
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>>62198678
You can use your system's volume control
You can use your headphones/speakers/TV/monitor's volume control
You can use your keyboard/mouse
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>>62200107
>Steam
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>>62198543
Better yet
>make a windows program to do something simple
>it mines bitcoins in the background
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>>62198678
press 0 or 9 to increase or lower the volume.

>>62200648
>You can use your system's volume control
>You can use your headphones/speakers/TV/monitor's volume control
Those are shit excuses in themselves. Depending on the system, using the volume control can be a pain in the ass, and not all headphones come with a volume control feature. Of course it's all irrelevant when mpv actually has volume control.
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>>62201622
>some headphones don't come with volume control
My 12$ chink ones came with it. It's a standard for all desktop headphones and it's much easier to control volume with it. What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>62201988
>My 12$ chink ones came with it. It's a standard for all desktop headphones and it's much easier to control volume with it. What the fuck are you talking about?
Guess what, an $8 pair of chink headphones of mine had volume control, while another chink one did not, and neither does my current $200 one. What is this magical land you live in where every """"desktop headphone"""" (headset?) has volume control?
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>>62202575
>he paid 200$ for a device lacking basic functionality
Fucking retard
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>take some GPL code
>put it in proprietary software
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>>62202586
I don't think I've ever seen good headphones with volume controls.
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>>62198561
I like electron.
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>>62202586
>he judges headphones not by sound quality, but by how many gimmicky features they have
>he falls for the volume control meme, which is really only a way for chinks to introduce another point of failure into the already flimsy headphones
>he was literally unaware that headphones without volume control are a thing until he posted int this thread
>he thinks he won't ultimately have to pay $200+ for cheap headphones in the next 10 years, because every one of them will break one way or another
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>>62198561
This^
>>62202707
kys
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>>62202760
Nah, I'm not a NEET. I get shit done.
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>>62202709
Sound quality is placebo.
Not having hardware volume control is very inconvenient.
Most chink headphones last 2-3 years, which means you'd only pay around 40-80$ in the course of 10 years, while meme brands last 4-5 years and you'd pay 50-200$ each.
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>>62202788
Yes, having to use a key on the keyboard my hands are generally on is totally inconvenient compared to lifting my hand from the keyboard to use the button on the cable.
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>>62202788
>Sound quality is placebo.
You fall for so many memes. Yes it is placebo when you buy a $2000 amp and $400 cables for your $1500 headphone or whatever crazy shit, but there absolutely is a noticeable positive difference when you compare good headphones to those bottom of the barrel $12 ones.
>Most chink headphones last 2-3 years.
I've had two, none of them lasted that long, even though I never dropped them/rolled on their cable with the chair/abused them in any way whatsoever.
>meme brands last 4-5 years
Mine is 4 years old with no sign of damage. The cable is detachable, so unless the the whole thing breaks in half, I can just get a replacement cable. Even then I could probably get a replacement parts as long as the drivers are not fucked.
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>>62202840
I agree
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>>62202707
tell my about electron, why do you like it
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