>opens MacBook Pro box >starts holding back tears of joy

>>62190098
Yes they are. If you give a woman a pc your gonna get cucked

>>62190098
Yes.
Best pc in the market. I cried after I started using it and realized all the stress windows and linux brought to my life was gone.

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>>62190098
Fuck you and your stupid post. When i got my first POS compaq prebuilt i was emotional as well.

>>62190098
sometimes I get nosebleeds too after doing lines off my macbook leave her alone

thinkcucks will NEVER EVER in their puny life know this feel!

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>are the people who purchase Apple products the type of dumb cultist corporate whores to fall hook line and sinker for marketing
>are apple cultists embracing literal pavlovian conditioning by a marketing firm
Yes, and it's an argument for greater regulation of advertising.

>>62190151
You are a fucking estrogen filled numale shit

>>62190098
>consumerism
Nice job goy

>>62190176
If you're having this strong an emotional response to a consumer product, you're literally corporate cattle.

Think different, little piggy!

lol this is like the 5th thread I've seen today talking about how "awesome" apple is.

>>62190196
What do you call an organizer effort to sway opinions about a corporation or product?

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She's happy, so what's wrong with that?
>>62190196
use filters, newfriend

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>>62190098
>>62190151
Pic related is how women talk about things. It's super awesome and perfect and the best thing ever, no matter how bad it is. The only thing that matters is how they think others feel about them. Emotions play a strong part of it.

yeh because they are superior products, I gifted my fiance a Samsung phone and she used it to record and picture herself getting ravaged by a pack of niggers and then she asked me if I though she was worth some gook phone shit instead of the real product.

I got her the iPhone the next day and shes been loyal since then.

>>62190220
How about you faggots stop posting this trash? Or take it to the appropiate boards for that matter.
>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

>>62190196
... and you still can't recognise a troll when it's right in front of you?
Nobody posts pro-Apple except to enrage people like you. You're their private army.
All those smug, smarmy posts in favor of Apple have only one aim. Your rage.
And you bite. Every fucking time. Pavlov would love you.

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>>62191076
>yfw every pro-apple thread on /g/ is actually freetards pretending to be appletards and acting like total faggots on purpose to make /g/ hate apple even more

>>62190098
Women are emotional

>>62190098
I get the same feeling every time I open a $20 onahole.

>>62190998
hiro sells your data to ad companies
it's not far-fetched to think that they tolerate "viral" marketing as well

>>62191561
these are underrated

>>62190234
I would've suffocated it with a pillow in the crib.

>>62190098
>Get xorg to work on Arch
>starts holding back tears of joy

>Get ALSA to work on Arch
>starts holding back tears of joy

>pacman breaks everything
>starts holding back tears of pain

Nah

>>62191800
>Not strangling it with your own hands
It's like you don't enjoy doing God's job.

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fuckoff shill

>>62190098
>A normal overreacts to a status symbol
It's not that surprising

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>>62191917
>daily life of Arch user
How about you just use debian where shit actually work?

>>62192067
>How about you just use debian
But I do, it's running my Kodi install on my rpi

>>62191110
Congratulations, you have stumbled upon the age-old /g/ secret. All super enthusiastic Apple threads are troll threads and they have a guaranteed 100% success rate.

>Apple fags not realizing they're only allowed to thrive because Microsoft allows them to
Apple is going to be irrelevant in the future. Tim Cook has shown that the only thing he's good for is simply trying to replicate what Steve Jobs did, except in a more half assed manner. Apple is literally on borrowed time.

>>62192126
>windows become "free" adware where everything you do is sent straight to advertisers
>everyone still fucking uses it
>linux still has no users
The worst but inevitable future

If you're a basic bitch that is into hedonism and materialism then you might cry from joy.

>>62190159
true. when i got a presario 5000t for christmas a long time ago, i cried of joy.

>>62190098
For me it was the moment when I finally felt like a normie

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>>62191110
kyouko a gorgeous

>>62190098
>>62190098
>>62190098
here's the video that op didn't post because he's a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csc4FmcUq0I

Why do girls love Macbooks if they only use computers for Facebook??

>>62192126
Not at all. Microsoft is shitting the bed and Loonix will never take off. Apple is one of the most profitable companies in the world. They won't innovate to the same level but they will easily continue making top tier products.

>>62190196
Well it's true. macOS is the best OS. Who comfy here.

no shill

>>62190098
This is pathetic, who gets emotional over material items.

1234

women like apple products I don't know why
my sister refuses to buy anything non apple

I buy apple too but at least I can back it up with arguments. I'm pretty sure women just buy them as fashion products and status symbols or something.

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A product onto itself will NEVER bring you joy, you dumbfucks.

>>62190234
Holy shit that's sad, honestly bring on the nukes

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Sure

>>62190151
Fuck off mApple shill.

>>62194661
What gets me is she KNOWS shes not attractive. The poor girl has to deal with these people telling her pure bullshit and knowing it's feel good faggotry. All she wants is some honest opinions about her pig or whatever and she has to deal with that.

No wonder women don't like betas. OH YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL GRRL <3 WOW UR PERFECT

I'd go for bad boys too if I was female, a breath of fucking fresh air

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>>62194623
>it's a mactoddler gets backed into a corner and has no argument so he plays the profit card

lmao

>>62194648
They're status symbols for women.

>>62194693
We were talking about Apple as a company and where it is heading. Profit is relevant. Fuck off with your spam images, I'm sick of you pajeet. Yes I'm mad.

>>62190098
I can't feel happiness anymore

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They're status symbols for povertyfags.

When your entire net worth is less than $2000, of course you're going to brag about your "$800" 29/mo payment plan "luxury" product.

>>62194727
NEET Applefag here.

I can save up $1000 in a few weeks of neetbux.
Yet price is something people talk about a lot in regards to iPhones.

I don't get it personally. I will use the poorfag line occasionally but I mean, people must be like, indian shill level poor. Because anyone in first world should have the $$$. Even niggers have iPhone.

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>>62194727
thistbhfam

>>62194760
> Value vs Cost.
My $300 Motorola X Pure had a higher res than the iPhone was out at the time, and also had/has much better features.
The extra features that Android also provides to users that iOS does not is also extremely useful.
No one who owns an iPhone is seriously into tech.

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Idiots are usually overly emotional. Who knew?

>>62194781
iPhone is consistently the fastest phone. Yes there may be one Android that came out 4 months after that beats it but many flagships like Samsung do not beat it.

There is more to tech than "muh customization".
iPhone also has the best security. That's enough reason to appreciate it as a tech enthusiast.

"Apple isn't for tech people" is the worst meme ever. I used to fall for it myself, later I realized it was totally wrong. Trust me, you even got shit like Terminal on macOS. Apple products are as tech savvy as anything.

>>62190098
It's not the product, but mentally ill people who use this garbage.
Apple fans are like a sect. Compare them to a religion fanatics, they share similar traits.

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>>62194823
An iToddler has defended his lagPhone.

>>62190098
you must have never unboxed a thinkpad then

I'll cry next time I get a new pc just for you OP

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>>62194823
You are forced into using lagTunes in order to simply copy Music / Video files onto it.
For that reason, i'm out.

>>62190955
yo girl's ass was tight witeb0i

>>62194823
MacToddler spouting memes that arn't true.
No it's not, especially with all the bloatware mapple puts on it.
Can be broken into, even if it has to be done by sand jews.
Yea right, you're a fucking moron for believing that.

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>>62190234
I've done this, it's part of fitting in which both guys and girls care about.

>>62194686
>All she wants is some honest opinions about her pig or whatever and she has to deal with that.

You don't know what she wants. It's likely she was raised very differently from you.

>>62194823
Any phone that has a headphone jack is superior to the iphone

>>62190098
she looks like somebody in the room ripped out a massive fart

>>62190098
I got that feeling when I finally finished repairing/upgrading the Sony Vaio I purchased for 80 bucks. When I turned it on, and everything worked, I felt pure elation. Always wanted one, don't know why.

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>>62194878
>to simply copy Music / Video files onto it.

Except no one does that you fucking loser. Everyone uses Spotify and if you have any old, saved music you put that on your phone during setup.

>>62194781
>use iphones for years
>enjoy glass screen
>see memes on /g/
>go get android phone to be l337
>flagship phone
>unusable shitty plastic screens
>all droids have this
>how can anyone stand these plastic shit phones
>experience os crashes
>plastic mushy buttons
>and or on screen buttons (what?)
the only valid reason anyone can stand using android phones is if they have not had the pleasure of using slmething better.

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>>62194891
>No it's not, especially with all the bloatware mapple puts on it.
Yes it is retard. And Android is the definition of bloatware. iPhone doesn't even allow apps to run in the background, Facebook app had to circumvent it by playing music. Stop lying poordroid faggot.

>>62194878
You can use the cloud or something I believe. You don't need itunes anymore. I know, I hated itunes too. Getting an iPhone soon.

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Australian apple users be like

>>62190098
Only if you are the average user.

Only computer I bought that I ever felt this way about is my System76 Linux machine - mostly because it had cutting-edge hardware guaranteed to be compatible with a Linux distro.

>2000$ normal user tier laptop vs 200$-1000$ used ILiveInMyMomBasement tier laptop

>>62194911
I love my wired headphones too but you do realize they box iphones with an adapter? I don't know why people care so much about muh jack when you get an adapter in the box with it

>>62194991
they also box iphones with the new headphones that fit the new jack

>>62194991
>>62195005
All of which should not be nessisary in a device that's over $700 unlocked.

Also means you can't easily charge it and use it with basic headphones.

>>62190098
>I can't say I ever felt this way unboxing a Thinkpad or a Dell.
Then you're lying.
Straight up.

There isn't a /thinkpad general/ for any other reason but blind love - why else would anyone priase up one of the most locked down laptops to exist? You can't even replace mpci-e cards because of whitelist.
Even Apple doesn't stoop that low - yet the denizens here rejoice over IBM's bullshit walled garden.

>>62194990

~$3500 Mac = 16G RAM, 1TB SDD, 4k display, 8G Graphics, 2.9Ghz i7 with OSX taking up 1-2G RAM

~$3500 PC = 64G RAM, 1.5TB NMVe SDD, 4k display, 8G Graphics, 2.9Ghz i7. Windows will hog 3-4G RAM, but Lubuntu Linux can run on 256-512Meg.

Don't get me wrong, the Macs are nice, but I'll take a nice Linux PC over Mac any day.

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>>62194823
>muh customization

This is a detriment. Only nerds care about this, it's like writing their name in their underwear.

>>62194950
This

I had iPhone 4, 5, and 6, but switched to the S7 last summer because my 6 broke months before the 7 was released. Huge mistake, I regret it every day.
The iPhone's UI is more intuitive, it's not slippery, it looks cooler, it isn't covered with ads for Samsung and Verizon Wireless, and it's far easier to use while driving. None of my iPhones ever harassed me about turning up the volume too high, I never got harrassed about some fucking "S Gear" update. However, it's mostly the dropping that kills me. Instead of making shatterproof glass they need to work on designs that aren't trying to fall out of your hand. If you squeeze a phone it the should not slip out of your hand like a fish. Such ineptitude.
Picrelated is android v. iPhone

>>62195012
I own a 6S and never use my headphone jack simply because the lifeproof case makes it too annoying to do so.

I'm not saying that I'm representative of what the bulk of the population wants, but while I was really pissed off when I heard that the iPhone wouldn't have it, I've come to realize that I don't use it anyways, so the issue is moot with me.

>>62194990
My 2014 Macbook Pro with 13" with retina was like 1500. It was far superior to the macbook air (today's equivalent of the regular macbook) and the air started at 900.

>>62195047
Don't get me wrong, I like customization. I have an android right now. I am swapping to an iPhone soon.

But

Once you realize that "customization" is why the phone doesn't perform as well as an iPhone and why you have all these roms and the like, you start looking at it like a design philosophy thing, not a single feature. Between the Android philosophy and the iPhone philosophy I have sided with Apple. The cost of customization is too high.

I used to think "oh apple just won't let you customize because they are fags fuck em". This is the meme mentality, the reason for no customization actually goes much deeper and I was wrong. Ironically, my Android currently has no widgets anyway.

>>62195012
>Also means you can't easily charge it and use it with basic headphones.

Such a bullshit reason. If you're charging you're at home where you would never use your iPhone to listen to music. You are grasping at straws and it's pathetic.

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>>62190098
IT faggot here. Use and support PCs, Apples and Linux equipment everyday. Have the latest MacBook Pro supplied by employer because our clients are all Mac-tragics and need support from someone actually trained in computers. Would personally rather have a decent Alienware rig that I can actually connect to other things with, without fucking dongles. The strong response says more about the person than the product (autists and retards who think they are getting a deluxe product). Nice build quality. But not at that price.

>>62195095
So I would never have my phone on a battery bank while I listen to music while I'm not at home?

>>62195012
right. the design choice was to go thinner and get rid of the 3.5mm jack. moving to a proprietary port is good for profit. 2 mentions on this:

1. only poorfags care about charging while using their headphones. because for poorfags their cellphone is their only device/ main pc / BET nigger network entertainment consumption device. they need to be glued to their device running down the battery all day watching netflix while they collect food-stamps.

us white people use our headphones occasionally during the day, and charge the phone at night while we sleep.

2. you're a nigger

>>62195052
>lifeproof case

You should drown yourself and see if it's deathproof

>>62195099
>Nice build quality
Doesn't every macbook overheat?

>>62195099
>Alienware
Dumbass.

>>62195099
>Nice build quality
Only the polish. Inside it's last years Intel products upcycled.

>>62195106
Why does using what I like upset you so much?

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>>62195099
>alienware

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>>62195114
This is a meme posted by that spammer. My macbook is the coolest device I own. It doesn't even have a fan on unless you play games. It's like, phone level temp.

I bet it won't fail for years

>>62195103
No, because if you're not at home your phone will be charged provided you're well put together and charge your phone nightly.
There's not a single situation in which a reasonable person would need to charge their phone while using the headphone jack.

>>62195123
They look trash and they're nerdy. It's like seeing some dweeb wearing a fedora, it's embarrassing.

>>62195138
Unless they have a long ride in which case they might watch something on their phone that would be using headphones while charging the device?

If for some reason you really wanted to charge while listening to music you could

>use wireless headphones (or soon, charging)
>use a dongle

I mean sure it's not as easy as the jack but considering how niche of a situation this is, there are still solutions. I really can't imagine not buying an iPhone just for this.

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>>62195047
>>62195047
Live in the EU. Have a MotoG5 after being forced to use an iPhone for work and will never look back. Can finally copy and move files with just a USB cable and any computer. I hope to never see iTunes ever again. Universal micro USB charging is the law here for all Android phones, so never again stuck without a cable. Only Apple gets away with their shit propriety charging cables. If you like your Apple stuff and make excuses for all its bullshit (let's upgrade the OS to make the older models not work anymore) you are part of the problem.

>>62195134
Jesus, this chart alone proves Macbook supremacy.

>>62195159
What the fuck are you watching? lmao

>>62195160
I can, the dongle is just something to get lost or more likely, left on my desk at work.

Lenovo ThinkCentre's are still garbage with all sorts of noise coming through the through the headphone jack, so I can't use my work PC to play music whilst I'm working away.

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>>62195114
Nope. They are pretty well put together. I thrash the shit out of mine with video editing and it stays cool.

>>62195156
It's in my pocket anyways.

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>>62195115
Not an answer

>>62195177
Literally any video

>>62195184
If I ever need to go to space, maybe I'll buy a thinkpad

Still won't be running Windows however

>>62194662
>she wears socks
;_;

>>62195202
me everytime a pornstar wears heels -.-

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>>62195212
Yeah, why would they do that >.<

>>62194950
Is this a joke? I'm using am S8 right now with a glass screen. But you're proving his point. You're vaguely talking about build quality. If I want to install an app that Apple doesn't like l, I'm fucked. No one who cares about technology is okay with a walled garden and LMAO at people suggesting to use spotify for music.

>>62195104
I charge my phone during my job because I'm listening to podcasts and texting for 9 hours or more.

>>62195201
Zorin linux, in fact.

>>62194954
>doesn't allow software to run in the background
Is this supposed to be a feature

>>62195229
I agree spotify is normie tier. As for the apps I haven't installed anything outside of the play store in about 5 years so I doubt I'll miss it.

>>62192067
> daily life of Arch user
works really fine for me

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>>62195168
>I live in the EU

You sound like someone from one of the less developed countries. Losing cables and plugging your phone into the computer aren't things we do in advanced countries. We have things like Spotify and wireless home networks which make those features obsolete. Since the iPhone is built with pinnacle of culture in mind you might be stuck in the past forever.

>>62195195
Why would you be watching Youtube in public? lmao Or wait, let me guess, a movie? hahaha

>>62195190
Except when you pull it out and establish your lack of confidence and negative thinking. I've never used a case in my life because I'm coordinated enough that dropping my phone rarely happens.

>>62195130
>>62195130
You might want to check yourself. Can get the sucker configured to the exact specs I require at a price that is acceptable. Always other alternatives, but I work for a living, so I go for what does the job at the best price to quality ratio I can get. They fit the bill.

>>62195239
Yes, unless you like being tracked by apps.

Multitasking still works but the apps are "frozen" if you aren't using them, rather than actually running iirc. Facebook couldn't track people or something because iOS would freeze the app when it's not active. So they tried to play silent music in the background to keep running. Someone else might know more about this.

Point is, no bloat.

>>62195276
>Except when you pull it out and establish your lack of confidence and negative thinking. I've never used a case in my life because I'm coordinated enough that dropping my phone rarely happens.
Good for you. Meanwhile, I work a job at a power plant that has a steam turbine. Want to take a tour of it with your phone in your pocket and see how it holds up?

>>62195229
no joke, the glass on iphone screens alone combined with the responsiveness of the OS makes switching to anything else (including the s8) a major fucking downgrade. The difference is like moving from google fiber back to 56k. Using the cheap (and dim) screens on android phones feels like wading knee deep through a pool filled with penut butter. It is nothing short of infuriating to downgrade back to any android phone for the screen quality alone.

>>62195227
Fuck off pedo

>>62195254
>spotify is normie tier

You're literally a hipster, unable to use a product because of some pathetic idea you have about your identity. 2 cool 4 unlimited music at a fixed rate because other people like it. Christ

>>62194657
What about ecstacy?

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>>62195276
Kek. Manages to not answer or refute a single word. Losing cables and plugging phone in are things we don't do? Must be expensive buying a new phone everytime the battery runs out, you filty NEET. How dare you use the great god Lynch as your avatar. You are not worthy.

>>62195254
I use clover, ehviewer, newpipe, and tachiyomi extensively. The music player and browser are probably the only apps I have more usage time on. I'm always finding new apps on github or /g/ to try too.

>>62195282
I use two apps at the same time by having them split the screen. Shitpost on /sp/ or text about a game while watching it. Can iPhones split screen yet or is not having it a feature too?

>>62195276
>Spotify
Dear God, kill yourself. If all you listen to is nigger music and top 40 white girl hits, I guess it suits your needs.

>>62195298
The screen quality is a meme. s8 downscales a lot of things to 1080p anyway to save power. If you take your phone to the store and compare them side by side it's hard to notice any difference.

iPhone doesn't quite have the colors of the oled but it's still pretty good for an LCD and I didn't notice anything much resolution-wise. I am waiting for iPhone 8 which will have an oled but I really thought my s7 edge would beat the iPhone 7 plus but honestly it's only barely better. iPhone 7 plus didn't have the edged meme, which is a pro in my book. Can't really go wrong with iPhone even for screens.

It's maybe the one thing that's lacking, but it's not lacking hard. Just my opinion.

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>>62195308
Why >_<

>>62195309
>2 cool 4 unlimited music at a fixed rate
Why not free unlimited music instead? With the bonus that you do not need a non-free botnet tracking program.

>Spotify
Why?

>tap on a webpage button or something
>oops you've got an android phone
>click doesn't register
>happens several times a day if not more
DROPPED IMMEDIATELY

>>62194941
> he doesnt listen to music that isnt on spotify.

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>>62195118
They are overpriced, but the build quality IS good, no point trying to say otherwise. We all know the guts are a year old, but they put together a tight package. Shame you cant service the thing yourself, though.

>>62195309
Unless I can get shit like this on spotify then why would I pay for it? It's not hipster when I literally can't get the music I want on normify.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnF1ZGkTxrk

>>62195333
no, not any of that shit. was talking about this: >>62195340

>>62190098
fucking sect

>>62195324
Sounds like you are better off on Android. I don't care because I'm not a shill. Just saying... I don't use a lot of that shit personally and will be glad to throw it out for a faster more premium phone.

>>62195298
Do you think I've never used an iPhone? It's the same shit. I'm not giving up useful software for retarded analogies. That's basically what 90% of the thread is boiling down to.

>You can't do x on an iPhone
>WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO? ENJOY YOUR MUSHY VOLUME BUTTON! IT'S LIKE SHITTING IN THE STREETS OF INDIA COMPARED TO THE GOLDEN TOILET OF APPLE'S AMAZING VOLUME BUTTON.

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I'll just leave this here. Costs peanuts. Good size, ergonomic design and reliable fingerprint scanner. Works like a fucking champion. 32gigs built in. Laser focus for the camera. Best phone I have ever owned. Can literally buy three of them for the price of an iPhone. Will never go back.

>>62195344
The SSD is top tier I hear, they also have some of the best displays. More to a laptop than muh specs.

>>62195361
I mean if someone really just wants to use things like Snapchat, Netflix, etc there's no reason beyond hating iTunes to not use an iPhone.

>>62195381
>some of the best
Retina is a meme. Macbooks don't have more ppi than most of the competition in their price range.

>SSD is top tier
What? Isn't it just a regular Intel ssd?

>>62195292
Why would you offer your situation as an anecdotal point against jackless-ness? "I work at a fucking steam plant, I bet the situation with my phone case is applicable to many people."

>>62195313
How do you lose a phone cable? It goes in the wall in your bedroom or hotel room. So yeah, I've never lost one

>Must be expensive buying a new phone everytime the battery runs out
No dude, we run power to the buildings we sleep in. This way we charge our phones while we sleep.

>>62195324
>If all you listen to is nigger music and top 40 white girl hits, I guess it suits your needs

>How to spot someone who will denigrate something they know nothing about

>>62195341
True, I defer to Youtube for that

>>62190098
Only in women and children

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>>62195381
Yep, decent SSD, but you can always get the same WDCaviar for your Win-Lin box. The displays are top-notch. Just way too pricey for what you are getting. Pic related.

>>62190098
>I can't say I ever felt this way unboxing a Thinkpad or a Dell.

I have! I also remembered that I was jumping around the livingroom as a kid when I got my first 286 and my Amiga 500. The reaction of that bitch however has nothing to do with Apple, it is about being a fashion whore...

>normies being normies
>cunts crying over fashion accessoires since forever
>randomly orgasm every time they see a fucking scarf or whatever...

TL;DR

a pair of shoes, expensive perfume or a fucking purse would have caused the same reaction.

>>62195408
Retina is old tech, but there hasn't been anything better since. A higher ppi on such a small screen affects nothing.

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>>62195440
I almost shat myself when I unboxed this beauty in 1981.

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>>62192126
OHSHIT APPLE IS ON SUICIDE WATCH *CONFIRMED*

>>62195433
I'm sure the apple tax is in there somewhere but between

>display
>SSD
>trackpad
>macOS
>build quality
>USB C
>quiet when running

You aren't paying much more. I don't know how it is all up because you have to compare on a laptop by laptop basis, but if you have a look at similar priced laptops you'll find the Macbooks are ahead in some other way even though the CPU and video card is usually on the low side.

I know this because I did research, I bought one a few months ago. When I challenged myself to find a laptop that is better, truly better, not just looking at the CPU and video card, it turns out Macbooks are competitive in the price range.

>>62195519
>not just looking at the CPU and video card
Which are inconsequential for normies.

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>>62195519
The lack of regular connection ports is a deal breaker for me. MacBook Pro is supposed to be a premium product for things like PS and video editing. 4 USB C ports and nothng else? Buy dongles that might work and connect your cam, mouse, wacom tablet.. They can go fuck themselves.

>>62190998
How about you quit whining and filter what you don't like since we both know that's not going to happen?

>>62190098
What's the point in creating this shopping thread on a technology board?

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>>62195538
>caring about the GPU
>in a laptop

>>62195596
What is alienware? Companies are making money on the gaming laptop meme.

>>62195627
I never said companies don't make money off gaymen laptops, I'm saying you shouldn't care about the GPU in a laptop because it's a fucking laptop. Build a desktop if you want performance, laptops are for portability.

>>62190098
>Are Apple products the only ones that elicit this kind of strong, deep, emotional response?
nope, there's lots of toy brands that do it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU

>>62191110
if you ignore the fact that mac os is proprietary software, it's not too bad (compared to windows, that is), but you SHOULDN'T ignore that it's proprietary software, so let's not bother going down this road

>>62195703
>if you ignore this irrelevant detail, it's not too bad

>>62190196
Of course, it's back to school season and shills are gonna shill for some extra rupees

>>62190151
i also did too as well

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>OP and his thread

>>62190098
I get a boner when I open new items.

>>62194823
The iphone is shit but I still get one every year. Reason? I’m just a filthy human and a creature of habit.

Apple is 100% shit sucking bullshit.


But fuck me the macbook air is the sexiest laptop I have ever laid eyes on.

>>62196252
You clearly haven't seen any of the Let's Note series

>>62194727
How will poorfags ever recover?

Getting a new (pre-2014) ThinkPad or MacBook Pro would get a similar reaction of awe and amazement for me.

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>>62195114
Yes.

Apple has never made a single product that isn't an overheating explosive pile of shit.

>>62190098
Regardless of the fact that Apple is cancer and its products are overpriced shit, it can't be denied that the innovation it pushes in design and the psychological effect it has on people are of some value.
Apple successfully created memes that instantly make people, although only filthy normies, happy while literally robbing them. That's some feat.

>>62190234
There is only 1 gender

>>62191110
You can said that too Windows and Linux as well.

>>62190234
Jesus fucking Christ, what is that thing

>>62196918
>Regardless of the fact that Apple is cancer and its products are overpriced shit, it can't be denied that the innovation it pushes in design and the psychological effect it has on people are of some value.
>Apple successfully created memes that instantly make people, although only filthy normies, happy while literally robbing them. That's some feat.
It's like expensive wine really. You get more enjoyment out of the wine because it's more expensive. Not because it's objectively better, but because it's more expensive.

>>62190098
i would kill my mom for a macbook

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>>62194909
>I've done this, it's part of fitting in which both guys and girls care about.
Cool, you're a very fake person. Congratulations, your opinion is irrelevant.

>>62190098
>holding back tears of joy because you have macbook pro is the same thing if someone ask you what car do you want and the answer is "a pink one"

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>>62195201
>If I ever need to go to space, maybe I'll buy a thinkpad

>not taking your Thinkpad with you to space on a regular basis

>>62196455
Wtf i have an iphone 4s that overheats like a fucking rock in the desert and still it never showed me this message. Is it a ios10 thing only?

>>62195227
>>62195334
post more feet please ^w^

>>62197714
no its an apple hater thing

>>62194596
They're dumb babies
>>62197559
What wine are you drinking nigger?

>>62197852
>it's all lies!
>surely my toy could never have a flaw!

>>62195169
No it just proves Apple doesn't have a cheapo built-like-shit line.
Let's see only macbook pros against only Thinkpads or Elitebooks.

>>62197803
fuck off scum

>>62195581
>>>/fa/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/trash/

>>62190098
>gurl
>unboxing vid
what happend

>>62191110
So everybody use linux and shitpost about os wars.

>>62190098
Nintendo Sixty Four

Oh my gooood

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>>62195130
TFW Agatha Threemilk

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>>62194686
>All she wants is some honest opinions about her pig or whatever and she has to deal with that.

No she fucking doesn't, and it's painfully obvious to anyone who isn't too autistic to pick up on basic social cues.

>here's a better view of the oinkers, ignore my face
>even though it is the focus of the photo, I put it in the forefront looking directly in the camera, and you can barely even see the fucking pig because it's hidden behind me for the most part
>lol why are u guise all talking about me haha stop xD (don't actually stop)

>>62190098
>Are Apple products the only ones that elicit this kind of strong, deep, emotional response?

Maybe there's another factor that correlates with this kind of reaction to consumer electronics. Did you take your test, oh pee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1QEIu6jgkk

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>>62190151

Had the same emotions when I unboxed my x60 :')

Literally the only things that matter to me are Clover, libretorrent, and flac support.
iPhone is useless.

>>62197927
What the fuck are you on about?

>>62190098
It's just a stupid american teenage girl, garbage material

>>62199829
>Clover
iOS also has a 4chan app
>libretorrent
Jailbreak it and you can torrent as well
>FLAC
Use ALAC

>>62190098
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
THIS IS A THREAD CREATED BY A PERSON WHO HAS BEEN PAID BY APPLE INCORPORATED IN AN ATTEMPT TO LURE USERS OF THIS IMAGEBOARD INTO PURCHASING DEVICES OR OTHER PRODUCTS CREATED BY APPLE INCORPORATED. RECOMMENDED STEPS TO BE TAKEN:
1. IF YOU DECIDE TO POST IN THIS THREAD, USE SAGE
2. AFTER YOU ARE DONE POSTING, REPORT THIS THREAD
3. (OPTIONAL) HIDE THIS THREAD FOR YOUR OWN CONVENIENCE
THANK YOU FOR COOPERATING AND MAKING THIS IMAGE BOARD A BETTER PLACE

>>62190204
S H I L L I N G

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>>62197636
I grew out of this once I attempted suicide with a handgun. Bullet properly chambered but it squibbed.

I still remember sitting in that tub in my parent's house crying for hours and then just falling asleep in it (parents were on vacation and I was alone on a Saturday).

Anyway I went back to high school the following Monday and just started being honest with myself and gave out honest opinions about things. During the course of a few months I had lost all of my friends but made new ones, we mostly talked about what mangoes to read and chinese cartoons to watch during lunch. There were only like 5 of us and everyone made fun of us especially the 300 lbs fat girl we had in our circle. But in the end I felt like I finally belonged somewhere, I felt this strange wave of happiness everytime I went to that lunch table. 5 years later we still keep in touch and go to the beach sometimes.

Anyway sorry about the blogpost, just hope someone considering suicide will get this and maybe do what I did and get real friends. Having to pretend to be someone will slowly eat you away and you always force yourself to laugh at shitty jokes or smile when you feel utter disgust.

>>62190098
Tears of joy are for women and fags, so I can only assume that Apple has the market cornered here.

>>62199136
Wtf is this picture

>>62200436
>jailbreak, alac
How does it feel to have never been taken seriously in life, I wonder?

>>62194657
Dumb frogposter

>>62200810
Why would those suggestions mean I'm never taken seriously in life?

>>62194909
Or you could take a picture without yourself in it, or crop your face out. She was obviously fishing for those replies

>>62200855
>only viable options
>all are shit
>suggestions

>>62200988
>all shit
I bet you'd never buy an Android phone you couldn't root, yet suggesting to do something that requires root on iOS is shit? Nah. And ALAC is just a different lossless audio codec, you're still getting your lossless kpop.

>>62201034
I'm way past the point of caring about root

>>62190098
>I can't say I ever felt this way unboxing a Thinkpad or a Dell.
Because you are not a woman or a child.

>>62201034
>just a different lossless codec
>FLAC is free as in speech while ALAC is proprietary shit
I may be getting my lossless kpop but I'm not getting my lossless filk, The Fish didn't record anything in ALAC (especially the one where Pondsmith was the backup vocals)

>>62201084
ALAC's also open source, freetard.

>>62201109
>Also open source
Open source =/= Free

>>62201210
Sorry I didn't use correct freetard terminology. ALAC's also "free"

>>62190151
>

>>62200436
Theres a jailbreak for the iphone 7?
I can buy one, bring it home, and jailbreak it?
I thought apple started offering a large enough bug bounty to kill jailbreaking?

>>62201282
I have absolutely no clue.

>>62201254
>resulting to ad hominem to defend software
ALAC uses an MP4 container like how AAC does. There is no way to distinguish the contained files, given they are both under the extension .m4a.

ALAC is also only designed to be used in Apple devices, limiting its use outside of the ecosystem.

>>62201337
>>resulting to ad hominem to defend software
It's a short and easy way to refer to this specific group of people. I'm not going to type "certain individuals with extremely strong opinions on software licensing" when I can just type "freetard"
>ALAC uses an MP4 container like how AAC does. There is no way to distinguish the contained files, given they are both under the extension .m4a
So use .alac and .aac for your extensions.
>ALAC is also only designed to be used in Apple devices, limiting its use outside of the ecosystem.
This is a valid point but we're discussing use of the codec on Apple devices.

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Apple is the best for mobile.

Fastest CPU.

Best screen (120hz).

Integrated iMessage

Best OS

I still use windows for gaming but iOS is godtier compared to fagdroid.

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>>62201540
>ARMbench
>t. iToddler brainlet

>>62190098
>muh consumerism amirite guise?
nice ploy goy

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>>62201540
>best for mobile.
Wrong.

>Fastest CPU.
Wrong.

>Integrated iMessage
Nobody cares.

>Best OS
Wrong.

fagOS is literally for braindead toddlers that need to be sat in a technological playpen so they don't hurt themselves.

>>62201642
How much does Jewggle pay you do spam fagdroid?

You’ve been doing this for months, probably years.

>>62201726
How much does Applel pay you do spam macfag?

You've been doing this for months, probably years,

>>62194823
>There is more to tech than "muh customization".
That doesn't mean I want a dumb phone that cannot do basic shit.

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>>62201774
>>62201726
How much does X pay you do spam Y?

You've been doing this for months, probably years,

>>62201862
>he doesn't understand technology

>>62190098
I've never buy an apple product, but I own apple shares.

You understand what I'm trying to say?

>>62195130
one of the only laptops that comes with a good keyboard.

>>62198740
thats their "job" so they can buy more useless overpriced garbage.

>>62201540
Lumia was best mobile even if you don't consider the best waifu category

>>62203128
Nah

>>62195047
>>
>I had iPhone 4, 5, and 6, but switched to the S7 last summer because my 6 broke months before the 7 was released. Huge mistake, I regret it every day.

Of course you're going to fucking regret it if you're in apple's ecosystem and jump out of it cold turkey

> The iPhone's UI is more intuitive

With one button, yeah really intuitive

> it's not slippery

what

> it looks cooler

Your personal preference

>it isn't covered with ads for Samsung and Verizon Wireless

never seen one on my s7 edge

> and it's far easier to use while driving.

Can't comment as you're not generally supposed to use a cell phone while driving. Answering a call is dead simple on my bmw iDrive screen which works flawlessly with android

> None of my iPhones ever harassed me about turning up the volume too high

This is a real nuisance, but doesn't exist on custom roms

> I never got harrassed about some fucking "S Gear" update.

Never seen one

> However, it's mostly the dropping that kills me. Instead of making shatterproof glass they need to work on designs that aren't trying to fall out of your hand. If you squeeze a phone it the should not slip out of your hand like a fish. Such ineptitude.

Maybe you're holding it wrong? I've dropped my s7e quite a few times (ie from my jean's pockets) and it hasn't broken yet.

Obviously, you're going to be much happier with apple's devices, but don't badmouth all androids because you're full of shit

>>62190098
Women can get hysterical about anyting. (Look up the history of hysteria for keks.) That said, I've never cried about an electronics unboxing but I definitely enjoyed the hell out of it.

>>62195134
>My macbook is the coolest device I own. It doesn't even have a fan on unless you play games

You mean it doesn't throttle before you actually do something with it? stop the press, scoop of the century

>>62190098
>ywn be a teenage girl opening her box for dear daddy
why even live

>>62190098
>Are Apple products the only ones that elicit this kind of strong, deep, emotional response? I can't say I ever felt this way unboxing a Thinkpad or a Dell.
If you strongly desire something, when you finally get it, it feels good. Apple products are heavily marketed to be seen as desirable stuff, aspirational devices.
If you feel that way for an Apple product that means that you are a little guillable bitch that fell under Apple's spell, nothing more.

>>62203584
you can open up your box for me, princess.

>>62197558
Didn't you read? It's an oinker.
>>62197558

>>62194693
Not a mac user here, but if you only count the productions cost you are the most unqualified person of all and don't know shit, the cost it takes to engenier a comlete phone plus a 10 nm processor and graphics units alone are hell of a lot, own OS costs a lot, advertisement cost are a lot too, Apple is expensive but only counting production cost is just retarded.

>>62190234
OH fuck

poor girl

>>62194596
Because they are girls they just care for the looks but don't understand technology and so that's why girls fall for macs. Why do we even pretent that women are equal to men even though they are so irrational and emotiondriven.

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>>62194727
>McMansion
>expecting to be better than anyone

I'd rather get an apartment....

>>62201642
>You consider this a real test?
You know that is benchmark software for this.

>>62201254
>mpeg
>"""free"""
Snake oil, but the code reusable in other projects.

>>62190098
desu I always have a giant stupid grin on my face when I get new tech shit

>>62190098
I had the same feeling, when I got my Dell Latitude 7414.

>>62205998
https://www.gnu.org/licenses/license-list.en.html#apache2
>This is a free software license, compatible with version 3 of the GNU GPL.

I would cry too if I spent that much...

>>62200597
Faggot. You'll eventually kill yourself once your fantasy crumbles down.

>>62201540
>120hz
And what do you need that for... ON A PHONE? Most apps won't even support it, you're using more battery life too... Kek.

>>62208067
Nah m8, I've found peace and tranquility of levels you can't even begin to imagine. Each day I'm happy I get to wake up. I'd have to go through a great deal of trauma to even consider giving up again. I still keep the squib that fucked up my barrel.

You too can find happiness like I did, but you have to just be yourself and prepare for the ramifications of it. But in the end it's worth it, pretending to be someone else is simply not worth it long term.

>>62190151
(you)

>>62190098
I think just about anything can elicit that kind of response from a 13yr old girl.

>>62208321
>Assuming my peace and tranquility levels
You're rude.

>>62194972
GET OUT ME CUNTRY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>62190234
Damn I feel bad looking at this.

If it was a dude I wouldn't care as much though.

>>62194564
um is that a british flag? wtf?

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>>62190098
I personally cry at all my incremental pc upgrades.

t. poorfag

>>62195380
can it run lineage os?

>>62190180

take down the Confederate statues. they lost.no second place trophies.

>>62190098

Drop that kind of money on anything and you're gonna feel some kind of emotion. I'd sob tears of joy if I dropped 1500 on a metallic rectangle, too.

>>62210832
That's the joke you fucking dumbass

>>62194954
>>62195282
wtf that's awesome, android needs to do this.

>>62194823
>iPhone also has the best security
>Fappening
kek

>>62190098
I did this when I had got my new P50.

>>62190098
No, when my PC parts arrived I was in tears too, and I was really excited about my T430

>>62190196
That's less than usual

>>62191917
God you must suck hard at using Linux, end yourself please. My install is one year and half old and anything got broken, not even once, and when I installed it I was totally a newfag

>>62197803
lick-my-feet.com

>>62190098
>indian friend opens MacBook Pro
>weird chants start to play on the speakers
>the screen warps forward
>it deforms into a bright LCD panel hand
>hand pierces his chest while the MacBook screams "KALI MA!" over and over and pulls his still beating heart out
>heart morphs to an actual multicolored apple
>laptop puts heart back in place, chest closes without leaving any mark
>indian friend now buys all apple products

>>62211131

>iPhone == iCloud

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>>62190098
>looking to get new smartphone soon
>see specs on the newest flagships
>hmm the band-aid S5 looks okay-ish
>get iPhone 5c from dad as a birthday gift
>ok.jpg
>unbox it
>must connect to iTunes to activate
>unimpressed
>tell mom I wanted an Android
>dad says it's the best phone on the market, and it cost him a lot of money too!
>best phone on the market
>look over at box that says iPhone 5c
>mfw
I must've been an ungrateful asshole then.

>>62201584

>Actual PPE when using a kango

That is how you can tell its a stock photo.

>>62212321

but you haven't needed iTunes to activate iPhones since 2011.. (iOS5). The iPhone 5c came out 2 years after that.

>>62190098
she literally worked for it (assuming the things she said that she did )
so no its literally tears that she actually worked hard (for a teenagers) and was able to buy something with her own strengh something she liked

kinda what i do when i buy hookers

>>62190098
It's cause she'll fit in with her fellow airhead friends. She will only use it for facebook and YouTube lol.

>>62194596
>Because it's pretty and the little apple glows. Omg so cute.
That's why anon besides "everyone else having one".

>>62190234
>girl has probably been bullied her whole life
>becomes mad at people trying to make other people feel better about their insecurities

You're a fucking asshole.

Fuck you, unironically kill yourself.

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>>62197803
P-Please be gentle ;-;

isnt this that crazy cunt who said all non vegans should be killed?

>>62190098
>>>62195254
>I use clover, ehviewer, newpipe, and tachiyomi extensively. The music player and browser are probably the only apps I have more usage time on. I'm always finding new apps on github or /g/ to try too.
>
>>>62195282
>I use two apps at the same time by having them split the screen. Shitpost on /sp/ or text about a game while watching it. Can iPhones split screen yet or is not having it a feature too?
>
>>>62195276
>>Spotify
>Dear God, kill yourself. If all you listen to is nigger music and top 40 white girl hits, I guess it suits your needs.

What phone do you have?
How exactly do you download the apps from github?
Spotify has way more than black music and top 40, you know that, right? Even has OSTs to indie games.

>>62195350
Lmfao fucking weeaboo

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>>62190234
That's not how women in general talk to each other, that's how American women talk. All this sweettalking lying BS is typically American an frowned upon in the civilized world.

>>>62190098

>>>>62195254

>>I use clover, ehviewer, newpipe, and tachiyomi extensively. The music player and browser are probably the only apps I have more usage time on. I'm always finding new apps on github or /g/ to try too.

>>>>62195282

>>I use two apps at the same time by having them split the screen. Shitpost on /sp/ or text about a game while watching it. Can iPhones split screen yet or is not having it a feature too?
>>
>>>>62195276

>>>Spotify
>>Dear God, kill yourself. If all you listen to is nigger music and top 40 white girl hits, I guess it suits your needs.

What phone do you have?
How exactly do you download the apps from github?
Spotify has way more than black music and top 40, you know that, right? Even has OSTs to indie games.

>>62212911

No, you retard, that's universal to all women all over the world. Their interaction in a large collective mostly consists of heaping insincere saccharine praise at each other about how great they look, and the narrower the collective gets, the more it gradually transforms into malicious gossip about the ones that happen to be absent at the moment.
What social media did was drag men into the game, so now you have a swarm of beta copters around morbidly obese landwhales on Deviantart singing praise to their latest cosplay album, and nobody finds it grotesque.

>>62195044
>buy a computer with 64 GB of ram
>install lubuntu on it

>>62190098

Consumerism is a disgusting disease. I really hate Americans and consumerism.