>your coworker at some fly-by-night startup

>>62176699
Everybody is required to have a beard and carry an axe in Portland.

>>62176716
that man should still be arrested, he's not wearing flannel

>>62176699
>omggg xD can you believe someone at a portland timbers game has an axe and a hipster beard as is completely in vogue and fashionable in portland xDDD omg

>>62176754
it irks me that his beard is unkempt

>>62176728
Can't believe I forgot flannel.

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>>62176699
couldn't change a flat tire or reset a breaker. 100% faggot.

>>62176791
But he can change a bike tire and make his own candles!

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>>62176807
I bet he makes his own IPA, probably named it something faggy like bridge town IPA, he probably hands out samples at his girlfriends yoga studio.

>>62176857
>>62176791
>five seconds in google
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nat_Borchers
>professional athlete
>also real estate investor

le hipsters when will they learn xD

>>62176901
>hipster beard
>not a hipster

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>>62176901
that doesn't invalidate anything I said, no mention in that wiki that he can change a flat tire or reset a breaker.