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need to get hired quick as fuck got any suggestions for fast

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need to get hired quick as fuck
got any suggestions for fast hire jobs?
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>/g/ Technology

>>>/adv/ ice
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Five Guys Burgers and Fries
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practical nurse. You'll be wipinh old peoples butts sometimes but otherwise it's really easy.
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>>62162117
Maybe tell us your skills? Otherwise, burger flippers and dish washers are always needed.
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>>62162117
i-is that the girl from icarly???
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>>62162117
Maccas.
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gay escort
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>>62162117
Become a "genius" as the local Apple store.

No skill or experience needed, and they're always hiring.
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>>62162165
Yes and stop stuttering in text, it makes you look stupid.
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>>62162260
s-so sorry s-s-senpai
*blushes*
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>>62162216
this
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Java code monkey. Pays better than all of the above and you might also learn some useful stuff. When I dropped out of uni I worked for a year like that, it was a life changing experience. Wouldn't say I'd recommend it, but in your situation it's the best thing you can do.
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>>62162117
Subway. Tell them you can close shop and you're 9.9/10 times going to get the job.
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>>62162117
ServiceNow developer
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>>62162117
Male hooker. Market's completely dried up for women.
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>>62162324
>life-changing experience
yea it will make your own life and everyone in it
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>>62163212
gay men are just female brains trapped in a male's body. But gay men actually have a high libido unlike women's brains when in women's bodies. therefore logically a heterosexual male should want to be banged by a gay dude more than they should want to bang a woman because you're essentially being banged by a woman that is truly wanting to fuck you due to the high libido
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>>62162135
When I got food there once it looked comfy
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>>62162117
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/careers.html
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Prostitution.
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>>62163176
Please stop
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>>62162117
escort girl
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Do you have an expensive piece of paper from some college saying you went there?
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Have desired skills
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>>62162117
>fast hire jobs?
Hand jobs and blow jobs are a fast way to get hired.
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>>62163433
What? Why?
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>>62162117

First thing's first. I could hire you. I wont. Here's why:

1) No tit's on image. Pretty faces are a dime a dozen. You do not have determination.

2) NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET.

3) NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET.

4) Collateral of 2 and 3. The tits you WILL post are not yours. You lost me at fuck you.

5) This: http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp

6) Asumming you're fugly as fuck: no resume on hello

7) Collateral of 6 this: https://www.google.gr/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0ahUKEwiLl7KL9P7VAhWEAxoKHcmuCjoQFggrMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fandorjakab.blog.hu%2F2014%2F03%2F02%2Fthis_is_why_i_don_t_give_you_a_job&usg=AFQjCNF57xtZXYMPwjolpO7xi0kABp7Qmg

8) Assuming you still are determined think this: I'm Greek. Greek sallary is what you'll get for a Greek salary's worth of work. Still interested ?

9) Collateral of 8. Even for that you look at 4chan. You could find decent paying jobs anywhere else. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT SHITPOSTING ?

Personal 2 cents: TITS OR GTFO.
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>>62162117
data entry. It's $12/hr, but all you do is shill for companies like amd.
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>>62162117
Dye your hair pink. Undergo surgery to become transgender. Create a social media account and whore yourself on it while virtue signalling with SJW buzzwords. Apply at Google.
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>>62163986
>collateral
I think you forgot how to spell corollary.
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>>62162117
I make $2,000/week working from home.

Click HERE to find out how!
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>>62164102
Yep. No turning back on it for edit now though.

Rest of the context has any positive feedback / objections / questions / anything worth adding value in it ?
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>>62164092
What if I dye hair, and just pretend to be a sjw tranny?
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>>62164218
Too much competition. Try harder. So many niches so little time..... Still no tits posted though.
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>>62162117
MacDonalds
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>>62162275
Fagdar is going off
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>>62164277
It and what army ?
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>>62164277
>MacDonalds
Mac fucking Donald's
Mac
Fucking Mac
Get your stupid ass out of here
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>>62164445
Mac Donalds Mac Donalds Mac Donalds!!!!
Ba ba ba ba bum!
It jest werks!
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>>62164139
No objections so far. Seems legit.
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>>62162117
I heard about this one that brings about some fast cash.
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