How to reach tech nirvana

Install Slackware.

>>62143641
Masturbate to a lewd picture of Stallman.

>>62143641
>rid google from your life and encourage FOSS
>install gentoo and become a super user
>be minimalistic and avoid tech materialism
>read tao te ching, pensees, aurelius' meditations, beyond good and evil, sicp

Burner dumbphone phone. Radio off always off and telling people a time slot when to call.

Use public computers for internet. Use a laptop without a wireless NIC or network interface for writing private documents. Os irrelevant since there's no network access.

If you must Google, don't put your real name.

>>62143641
>>62143764
1. Print out picture of Stallman
2. Masturbate over it
3. Take picture of result
4. Email picture to Stallman
5. Post any replies on /g/

>>62143764
no you need to worship it

>>62143641
Breathe helium.

>>62144901
>Radio off always off and telling people a time slot when to call.
>"Hey anon my car broke down near your house how come you didn't answer?"
>lol sorry bruh, you didn't call me at the time I specified
or worse
>lol sorry I forgot to turn my phone on last night
and that's a minor emergency
I think you've missed the point of having a cellphone.

>>62145049
7th post best post

>>62143641
You already have

>>62145096


This is tech Nirvana, normies will never understand.

Simply tell them they can't call for emergencies. You can sms the Friends you need to talk to and set up a time slot.

You can check SMS at the top of the hour and fill call slots.

Granted I don't do this but it minimizes being tracked via radio towers. Its also preferred to make a call in the same general area.

>>62143641
You have to code yourself into the code, as an infinite running for loop that echoes yourself, before (compiling and) uploading it to the world wide web.

>>62143641
Learn assembly

>>62143641

Be content.

Make tables in html

>>62145020
This

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