What was the first "real" thing you have ever programmed?

>>62105048
Real as in works, or real as in sells?
The first thing I did that used code was a an HTML web page (when 4.0 was a thing). Then games, more games, even more game (overy one worse than the one before), then shitty broken programs, a porn game, somo automation software, a barebones game engine, a decent program made with ancient tech, today.

Shit, I need a job.

>>62105048
ur mum

>>62105048
MD5 filtered as always. :)

>>62105048
A shell script that takes a bunch of text files and cats them together with a HTML header/footer template to make a webpage. It's not gonna respond as fast as PHP or javascript but it's all server-side and you'd have to break into my account on that server in order to exploit it.

Also a game. Simple little arcadey thing. The gimmick is that your ship rotates automatically, 90 degrees, at the start of each wave.

a stick man fighting game in QBASIC

10 print "Poopy Diaper"
20 goto 10

>>62105048
I used to do pics like this when I was younger. Sometimes I'd have a full beard while taking them.

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Probably some stupid code for an arduino that would send me an email every time someone stepped in front of the IR sensor.
And apart from that i haven't done much recently, except a 2D chess game and a shitty image viewer in VHDL (you have to send a BMP over a serial port and the board prints it on a screen using VGA. Max resolution 200x200. Kill me.)
Sometimes i wonder if some people are destined to become code monkeys or if i'm just a retard.

PRINT "Press any key to have a lot of fun!"
INPUT A$
KILL "C:\CONFIG.SYS"

>>62105048
A proxy/vpn client/host circa late 90's, or early 2000's, or maybe some "aol prog" if that counts earlier than that. Does a calculator, and other textbook shit you make while learning count?