>the state of apple

>>62101618
seriously? that's a mistake my 6-year old phone doesn't make. that's a make a $50 rebate phone wouldn't make

>>62101618
Yes, we needed another thread

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>>62101618
>the state of apple

>>62101618
Nice GIMP skills!

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>>62101657
>the state of apple

>>62101657
>the state of mactoddler damage control
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfu055EOtcg

>>62101671
people still use palringo?

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>>62101928
I don't get it.

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>the state of apple

>the state of lagOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6EhryGdHsU

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>the state of apple

>>62101954
It's supposed to be two-factor auth, but it's sending the auth messages to the device being authorized, defeating the purpose of two-factor auth.

>>62101618
The best thread on the neo-/g/. I liked mactoddler buthurd caused by the previous thread. PREMIUM EXPERIENCE.

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>the state of apple

>>62102327
Understood. Thank you.
For a multi-billion dollar company such simple mistakes are an embarrassment.

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>>62102405
>the state of apple

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>>62102426

>>62102405
I dont understand

>>62102466
https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg

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>>62102405
My fucking sides

>>62102405
Are you fucking serious? It's been 5 years already...

>>62102426
>>62102405
it can't render SVG files?

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>the state of apple

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>>62101653
can i fuck him

>>62101618
>the state of /g/
>cherry picking stuff and acting like nothing similar happens on other platforms
why are you faggets obsessed with apple shit?

>>62102734
they do that with everything, apple isn't unique in this regard

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>>62102734
>the state of mactoddlers
>cherry picking stuff and acting like nothing similar happens on apple platforms
why are you faggots obsessed with apple shit?

>>62102709
The effects of no back button

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>the state of apple

>>62102807
>>the state of mactoddlers
mate, I don't own any apple products, but that doesn't change the fact that this thread is cancer.

>>62102950
Better than half the shit on this board.

>>62102965
not really.

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>>62102950
Why are you defending them?

This thread is meant to showcase problems with apple products. Apple fans can't handle the bant and it's not our job to hide the truth.

Me thinks yer one of em...

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>>62102807
>If something doesn't advertise, you are the advertisement.
Unless I'm wrong, the only times I see or hear something about Apple it's from those who own something from Apple. Never have I actually seen an Apple advertisement.

>>62101928
yeah, this is not shopped.. this literally happened to me lol

>>62102965
One half is frogspam
The other half is shit like this
Both complete fucking shit no wonder most have left and it's nothing but phone posters now arguing about which brand they enjoy sucking more

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>the state of apple

>>62103007
>defending them
nah, I'm just shitting on you for being obsessed with some brand and shitposting.

>>62103048
Nope, I'm just here for the salty mactoddlers, I actually have a mac (with windows 7 lol).

>>62101928
Ok, this one actually made me laugh

>>62102466
It can't render SVG images properly

>>62101671
damn, palringo. used to use that shit for storm8 games years ago, oh how times have changed

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>>62103213
>the state of apple

>>62103172
Ah. This is sad

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>the state of apple

>>62101618
> I CAN'T AFFORD THESE HIGH-END APPLE PHONES, LAPTOPS AND IMACS
> I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED ONE AT THE STORE LET ALONE USED ONE YET I'M MAD AT THEM
> I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND MAD AT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS
> I'M OUT OF MY AUTISM PILLS TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETIES AND MENTAL ILLNESS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM LEAVING MY MOM'S BASEMENT
> I'M NOW SHIFTING ALL THE HATE TOWARDS THINGS I CANNOT HAVE
> I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ON AUTISM /g/ENERAL FORUM ABOUT IT SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS
> I KEEP ON POSTING BULLSHIT MEMES BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN DO. JUST LOOK AT THE ARCHIVE AND MD5 OF MY POSTS TO SEE THE LEVEL OF MY ILLNESS
> PS: SOMEONE PLS KILL ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO IT MYSELF
> PPS: PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS SICK OF ME AND WANTS ME GONE. JUST HELP ME END IT ALL
the post

>>62102327
No moron. The two step authorization sends the code to your phone. If you enable sms messaging on your Mac then your Mac essentially becomes your phone.

These threads are hilarious because my Mac works perfectly and my S7 is the biggest piece of shit tech I own. Huge mistake switching from iPhone, you'd have to be a nerd to prefer a plastic phone with a shit keyboard to the perfection of a phone that always works as you expect.

>>62103279
Is this pasta?
I hope it is

>>62103300
Holy shit much can one possibly suck so much on Apple's dick

>>62103314
It is

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>>62103314
take it upon yourself

>>62103300
>I have to shit because my Starbucks accelerated the shiting process.
>while with his pants down notices a vibration and it made him think.
>meanwhile girlfriend sees all the nude photos because the two factor password just set a notification to his desktop.

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>>62103229
So what, I need a new phone every two years anyway. The old one is hard to look at and hold because it's so out of style by that point.
Whenever a new iPhone comes out I show it off to girls and take them back to my apartment.

>>62103335
Holy shit much can one possibly suck so much on Not an Argument

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>>62103364
>because it's out of style by that point

>>62103279
What delicious pasta, Mama Mia.

>>62103398
Not him, but I agree. I remember comparing my 4 to a 5 and my 5 to a 6. The tech speaks for itself and the two year contracts of major carriers makes it affordable and easy to upgrade.

>>62103458
Iphone design peaked at 5
I'm and Android user and I loved the iphone 5
Iphone 6, 7 and all possible leaks of 8 look shit
It isn't exclusive to iphone though, I haven't liked any phone since 2015

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>>62102405
Ha ha! That shit is sad.

>>62103458
The IPhone 5 is perfect. The new ones look like shit.

>>62103458
Getting a new phone every two years seems too often these days. Especially when it comes to the iPhone. Same shit, slightly better specs. $1K.

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>>62103364
>I show it off to girls
>girls

>>62103484
your mom peaked at 25, yet she was still making round round town well into her 50s

>>62103653
Wow, how could I compete against those hot arguments

And even with all of Apples flaws there's no Android tablet that comes close to the iPad. I prefer Android by a mile and would never get an iPhone but you don't really have any choice when it comes to tablets if you want something that can handle anything more than just web browsing and YouTube/Netflix.

>>62103484
I honestly choose old Lumia over nowadays smartphone. The design is nice and I love WP UI.
It's sad that I'll never get another WP now since WM10 is a piece of shit.

>>62103667
at what price range?

>>62103537
>>62103484
This, still using my iphone 5. Jailbroke it at 8.1.2 and works perfectly.

>>62103825
Neweat iPad is only $329 dude. Android's only viable tablets costs $500

>>62103667
>lagPad

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>the state of apple

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>>62103364
>I need a new phone every two years
>I need a new phone
>need

>old one is hard to hold
>because it is out of style

>style is a need
>depending on a company for unessential need
Pick one phone you like for reasons beyond style and stick with it. Apple designs products like sports companies design football shoes and AAA game studios design franchises: planned obsolescence (because of style, but mostly popularity) and planned release schedules (aka harvests)

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> the nation of Islam

>>62101653
>worried that if he came out it would hurt the perception of Apple
Google would love to hire him

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>>62102486

>>62103675
This..

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>the state of apple

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>>62103213
The state of Samsung

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>>62105090
Alpha as fuck.

Meanwhile in cupertino...

>>62103023
It's because they want to justify their expenses, they seek a moral support in the society.

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>the state of apple

>>62101618
Set your language from English (Australia) to English (US)

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>>62105205
Ok, now what?

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>>62102161
>an OS in beta has a bug

>>62105638
iOS is a perpetual beta

Ok this is a serious issue I once got
So shortly after I got my brand new MacBook air back in 2012 one day I went to install certain app from the mac app store and it oddly asked me for the password (it never does)
I types it and got an error saying it was wrong
I then proceeded to retype email and password and that's when I noticed the email wasn't mine, but rather from someone I hd never heard about
Nedless to say I contacted both apple and the email and all of 3 managed to fix it, I don't remember how
To this day I still can't explain how an icloud account from someone across the world ended up on my mac

>>62105269
kek

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>>62102405
seems fine on my phone

>>62105859
>mac
Found your problem.

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>the state of apple

>>62102949
Holy shit, is this real?

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>>62107742
POO

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>>62109172
You have to go back.

>>62101618
>Slide to unlock

>>62101618
Apple's shit now.

I'm done with them unless they stop it with the spying and fix the OS.

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>>62102405
Works for me

>>62109421
>now

>>62109421
>unless they stop it with the spying
lol

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>the state of apple

>>62103213
>being locked to your vendor's own distro
>knowing that your phone will eventually be a discardable security hole

>the state of apple

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Long time Android user here, I'm making the switch to the iPhone 8

I've used phones from Sansung to LG to HTC and sitting on my Nexus 6P since launch has been nothing but absolute headaches and searching forums for how to fix bug X,Y or Z.

I'm sick of these battery draining bugs, lagginess and this phone is running latest and greatest pure stock android (So over-rated). I'm sick of not being part of iMessage group chats, failing MMS messages, having to rely on 3rd party apps because the stock clock app or reminder (Keep) are just hideous. No continuity with my Macbook Pro, No first party accessories, no customer service, no store I can just walk in with a problem (Have you tried dealing with Huawei or Google? What a joke).

I can't wait till the iPhone 8 launches, I left them the same reason you did - I just simply got bored and outgrew it a while ago, I liked tweaking Android devices but now I'm a grown up with a full time job I don't care nor have the time to spend staring at my phone home screen and making it as "miniamlist" as possible. I just had to factory reset my 6P and left everything stock because I'm not bothered anymore. I just want a phone that is reliable, does the job and won't eat away at my battery making the phone obsolete after just one year of ownership.

I can't wait for the iPhone 8 Launch. Good bye Android was nice browsing forums trying to fix solutions for you.

>this thread

Well that sucks, so android is shit and iOS isn't "premium" either because it's buggy either. Fuck BB for failing to get any traction in the market again, OS10 was perfect ;_;

>>62101618

>>Slide to unlock

Nice old iOS 9 pic you got there, OP.

>>62102327
>but it's sending the auth messages to the device being authorized, defeating the purpose of two-factor auth.

No, in this case the web browser is the device being authorised.
These messages appear on already trusted devices, ones that are already signed into iCloud for 2FA.

tldr; the device is already secure, poster is just an idiot.

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>the state of apple

>>62109172
deep

>>62103364
> two years
> out of date
I don't know, I buy top-notch Android flagships (using Note 4 now), and they last me 4 years on average. 3 minimum.
After 2 years I just swap the battery, and if I "deprecate it", that means I just install the latest Android (lineageos) on it.

>>62110035
>and sitting on my Nexus 6P since launch
Maybe if you would not sit on your phones with your fat ass this long, they would not stop working.

> how to fix bug X,Y or Z.
Cool meme, can I send you a Reddit Gold account? Seriously I have been using Android phones since S3 and never encountered ANY bug at all. I mean okay, if you buy a 50$ chink phone at Walmart, it will be slow and buggy. But major manufacturers?

> I'm sick of not being part of iMessage group chats
Cool story, bro. Have an upvote!

> MMS
Who the fuck used MMS ever? That said, they arrive fine on our Android fleet. On all devices.

> are just hideous.
Talking about design when Apple ruined every design they had @ iOS7? The fuck?

Anyhow.
- I doubt you have the money to pay for a 1500$ phone. So enjoy your debt, or the return of the device after a few months of use.
- It's not like iPhone does not have issues or bugs. It's an another smartphone. Just a really expensive one.
- No one cares about your made-up iMessage story. No one is going to message a basement dweller on any platform.

Have fun.

>>62110035
>I just want a phone that is reliable, does the job and won't eat away at my battery making the phone obsolete after just one year of ownership.

A few points.
> Reliability
iPhone has just as much issues, but you will learn. Wish I was making this up as I recommended iPhones to dumb users before. But they are not simple nor reliable anymore. Apple stopped trying I guess.
> Battery
The iPhone is notoriously bad at battery life. Only the Plus version is an exception. That said, a Huawei Mate 9 with fast charging runs circles around a Plus any day or night. Bonus: There is no fast charging (so far) on iPhones whatsoever.
> making the phone obsolete after just one year of ownership
Good luck prying open your 2000$ iDevice to replace the battery. Much fun indeed.

>>62110677
>Good luck prying open your 2000$ iDevice to replace the battery. Much fun indeed.

That applies to all flagship phones

>>62110920
Not really, Samsung, LG, HTC, Huawei all offers (I asked) battery replacement for 30$ or so.

>the state of itoddlers

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what happened bros ?

>>62110677
my gf had her Iphone 4 run without issues and she only changed it because it became somewhat obsolete, she even dropped it into the toilets twice and just had to drain the screen, never had any reliability problem, except around the release of the iphone 6 when the new IOS made hers slow as shit but that was fixed with an update a couple weeks later.
She just bought a 7 a week or so ago, and I recommended a 7 to my father as well as his first spermphone.

>>62111301
those were good times, weren't they?

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>>62109172
this was the post that i woke my family up from laughing at too hard

three days ago i woke up and checked my phone and this started happening. if anyone knows a fix let me know.

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>>62101618
DISMISS THIS

>just werks
I tried to make a backup of the videos on my mothers iPhone via a MacBook Pro on a external drive.

You can't just drag and drop them like you would with any other phone. You have to use iPhotos/iVideo.

I managed to back up the photos, but how the fuck am I going to back up the videos without getting a iMovie library?

So annoying.

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>>62103047
>he doesn't render html in his head.

>>62101618
>621

>>62112097
Replace the screen, stop treating your stuff like shit

>>62103213
>Samsung = Android
Please tell me you're not this retarded

>>62101671
>pre-iOS 7

>>62112120
Apple knows whats better for you sweetie, fuck having options

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>>62102486
>>62102426
>>62102535

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>the state of lagdroid users

>>62103279
U should try one, you'll see how bad they are. i find its just uncomfortable for a gui.

>>62101928
This is correct. The device being authorised is the browser, the device from which the 2fa is required is the machine. Any browser anywhere would cause the 2fa dialog on the machine. But with no method of establishing that a browser is from a /particular/ machine (go look up the rfcs if you think otherwise) there's no way to exclude that pic from happening
>the execrable state of /g/ infosec

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>>62102486
>https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/a/a4/Flag_of_the_United_States.svg

>he can't afford an iPhone
>he can only shitpost about it online

>>62112137
>JSON is HTML now

>>62103255
First time on /g/ from /b/

Holy shit man can't you see thet's an s8 like wtf.
It's one of the rigs casey used in a promo vid for samsung

>>62113847
Simply fuck off.

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>>62109495
>>now
Brainless low-tech millennial detected. Apple used to be the best computer company on the planet.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rXONcuozpvw

>>62114107
Android toddler gets owned, the post.

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>the state of apple

>>62115717
iTODDLERS BTFO

>>62111301
CIA niggers killed Steve Jobs to usher in the SJW spying era.

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>>62116576
Steve Jobs invented the SJW spying era.

>>62103279
please visit your local doctor

>>62102667
Nice, they have now a windows feature