>TFW ill never be smart enough to create my own malware and steal hundreds of millions of dollars from banks and normies and cruise in a yacht all day for years
>before getting caught and getting sentenced to 5 years ( thanks to Mr. Shekelblaum & Mr. Goldenblatt & Associates LP, my childhood friend law fitm ) in minimum security white collar holiday prison for which ill get out in 2.5 years for good behavior
>>62100241
I hope you like living in eastern europe because that's where you'll live if you actually want to make malware for a living
Dumb Frogposter.
>>62100263
It does sound quite nice. Aren't living expenses ridiculously low?
>>62100300
Yes, because standards of living are lower. Take russia for example, either you're rich with a career and live in moscow or you live in a very poor part of it with very poor living conditions
>>62100317
sounds like the burger lifestyle desu
>>62100343
In america having clean water that won't give you a serious illness isn't a luxary for the rich.
>>62100317
If you're a bank malware kingpin you'd be living like a God though
>>62100356
>US tap water tastes like pool water
>clean water that won't give you a serious illness isn't a luxary for the rich
what did he mean by this?
>>62100410
Good water sanitation isn't really a thing in most of eastern europe, even in major cities like st petersburg you're still recommended to heat your water just to make sure it's safe to drink because the piping is as old as the city.
>>62100410
I live in Canada and water here is fine. I drink it from the tap.
>tfw FBI wants you badly but you are too busy traveling along Black Sea on your boat while doing mass espionage for your mother country
>>62100509
He's truly won life.
>>62100509
thats a nice kдt
>>62100509
Slavs have life figured out
>tfw smart enough to create malware but no ambition whatsoever
>>62100509
his place looks comfy
>>62100553
>I'm not dumb, I'm just lazy
>>62100509
>>62100595
How did he do it
>>62100605
I'm basically pic related tbqh senpai.
>>62100630
Everyone says that
>>62100649
That's good for them.
>>62100672
I mean it's bad. It's very bad for them.
Malibu
>>62100241
sure you will buddy, keep your chin up
>>62101665
Thanks dad.
>>62101699
we belive in you anon!
YOU CAN DEW IT!!
>>62101778
Thank you mom :) ill buy you a Porsche when I create my malware
>>62102184
aww sweetie, that is so generous, but all you're dad and I want is for you to be happy. a-any chance of you s-starting a f-family soon? schnookums
>>62102280
When I meet a nice enough girl.
>>62102312
fuck
>>62102312
good luck champ!
>>62102675
Thanks mom I'd rather not rush the process for obvious reasons. I will continue the legacy though.
>>62102719
Your father, I and our lover just want you to be happy. You can do anything.