>just remembered I had a facebook account How do I remove

It's too late

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>>62069779

move to europe, then file a request under european laws to have information about your entered information completely erased from the website
then move back to wherever

but other websites will still know

delete all your online accounts
stop using all and any google products
never post or enter any information that could be traced back to your real identity (this includes silly things like online surveys)
don't trust anyone

>>62069734
Develop depression and detachment from reality that lets you take on and throw away personalities as though they were clothes so that you are always 2 steps ahead of who you were previously which makes it meaningless for anyone to botnet you. Also contribute nothing to society while you're at it.

>>62070061
wow turns out I'm a lot more secure than I thought I was

>>62069734
>not using a fake joke name on your facebook account in the first place
i mean it makes it harder for random acquaintances to find and add you, but that's it

i know someone who got banned from applying and working with a company nation-wide because of what they posted on Facebook about their manager. dont use your real name online ever, except maybe a sterile Linkedin account if companies around your area like that