/g/ humour-humor bread "this triggers the shill" edition
>>62003165
HA!!! It's SOOOO true. R.I.P shitty Intel
>>62003165
HAHAHAHA
>>62003836
t. butthurt jewtel shill
>>62003165
>>62004154
Fuck you, stupid prick. I'll have you know I clean EVERYTHING at my house. Just because I have a gf, doesn't mean she has to do all the cleaning. She's got other things to worry about, you misogynist piece of shit
>>62003165
Why do you retards always post reddit/9gag/facebook tier shit?
>>62004358
Because it's more funny than /g/ anything ever produced in humour category.
>>62004227
>knifes
fuck off
>>62003165
One
>>62003165
Two
>>62003165
Three
please don't try to die laughing
>>62003165
1
2
3 4
>>62003165
Four
>>62003165
Five
>>62003165
Six
>>62003165
Seven
>>62003165
Eight
>>62004462
Pls explain
>>62003165
Nine
>>62004626
IEEE floating point numbers rounding, you can't write as an exact fp number.
>>62004654
you can't write 3.0*
>>62004643
glorious
>>62004626
Ten
>>62004626
http://floating-point-gui.de/basic/
>>62003165
Eleven
>>62004489
>Compiling everything; pacman breaks mah system again!
Oh... So this is where all "arch unstable; updates break my Linix" meme came from.
That explains why my arch just works. I don't compile. :^)
>>62003165
Twelve
>>62004626
http://0.30000000000000004.com
>>62003165
Thirteen
>>62003165
Fourteen
>>62003165
Fifteen
>>62004154
>have my own pc that no one else in the house touches
>still watch porn in incognito mode just in case
>>62003165
Sixteen
>>62004889
So do I
>>62003165
Seventeen
>>62004945
So his briefcase has a screen in it?
>>62003165
Eighteen
>>62004802
lel
>>62004864
Accurate.
t. lisptard
>>62003165
hahahah intel is fucking shit
>>62004968
it's turned off idiot
>>62004003
Why is ZeroNet a meme?
It seems like a pretty good idea.
>>62003165
Nineteen
>>62003165
Twenty
>>62005081
It's funny because it's true.
>>62004773
>it's real
>>62004208
lol triggered
>>62004860
It's funny because its true.
I'm sure it'll piss these faggots off.
>>62005210
Both are shit but one is pretty and expensive? I'm fine with that.
>>62005241
How is a Tesla shit?
>>62005254
botnet
>>62005277
Nigga 4chan is botnet
>>62005302
Your mom is botnet
>>62005317
>>62005318
Probably.
Why would my wifi at home start randomly blocking me from certain websites? Yesterday it did the same thing then waited 12 hours and it worked fine.
If i tether my phone to my desktop wifi it works no problem
Any ideas?
>>62005335
>>62004447
That's a good shirt but I don't wear graphic Tees
>>62005348
Is it your own Wifi and Contract?
Otherwise your ISP could be infringing the net neutrality.
>>62004643
Is this what people mean when they say NEET?
>>62005354
>>62005430
>>62005445
>>62005460
>>62004489
>compiling
>arch
wut
>>62005473
>>62005493
>>62005506
>>62005160
>projecting this hard
>>62004507
made me kek
>>62005527
>>62005548
>>62005561
>>62005572
>>62005572
I have seen a 14 year old child unironically walking around with a Razer backpack.
>>62005588
>>62005588
Leaked iPhone prototype (2006)
>>62005589
Did you kill him
>>62005603
you want pray game?
>>62005035
Everything is a meme here newfag.
>>62004197
b-but anal is actually good!
>>62005603
>>62005589
Holy shit where do you live, I might know that 14 year old child. He's my friend's brother and he's really fucking protective over it.
>>62005735
>>62005750
>>62005763
>>62005778
>>62005792
>>62005792
>>62004643
This seems impressive and I don't think it should be.
>>62005660
>tfw you realize the subconciousnes doesnt read negations (it reads it as be evil)
>>62004736
i have been using antergos and the arch repo, and i have come to realize something interesting.
The antergos repo contains as far as i can tell only precompiled things, and they never fail, but the arch repo compiles everything that is installed from it and i tend to have a ~20% failure rate if i include updates
i guess the "compile from source" meme is exactly that a dumb meme
>>62005368
It's your lucky day! this is an infographic tee, not a graphic tee!
>>62005792
>35V rated cap inside 50V rated cap
>>62005718
its litteraly shit
>>62005866
>not realizing they optimize into no. 3 by the compiler even with -O0
>>62005808
this really activates my almonds
>>62003165
>>62005254
>closed source driving system
>pitiful fallback system in case something is fucked up in the software
you spend almost 100k for beta testing so you have to be rich AND retarded at the same time, not that many people fit both criteria. WIth the prices dropping at each new model you can safely expect more deaths due to malfunction in cars.
automated cars are gadgets, nothing more.
>>62005348
>bbc
>>62005866
>What is floating point
:^)
>>62004643
>whoring myself out on facebook for amazon gift cards for ramen and water.
livin the dream right here
>>62004462
Pretty good
>>62004518
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62004518
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62006906
>>62007045
Shut up fags!
That wasn't funny or anything.
It was either a bait or some underage wrote it.
>>62005589
I graduated high school only last year there was a kid there with a razer backpack
Fresh OC
More OC
>>62007308
impressive
>>62004507
oh hackerman u being silly today
>>62004507
>tfw going to lan parties and banning random mac addresses because nobody changes their router passwords from default
>>62005267
never even tried
>>62004132
That's a dumb image. Bet people on 9gag would find it hilarious though.
>>62004388
>/g/
>humor
Thats the real joke.
>>62005718
anal is for closet faggots
>>62007324
not oc, that's pasta
>>62004447
No, software developers, run of the mill IT guys and system admins are all different things.
Software developers don't know shit about computers these days, nor can they google their shit.
>>62005099
>open bob and vagana
>>62004507
cringe
>>62008223
kek
>>62008263
They aren't supposed to, they programm, this isn't 1995 when you had to knew everything. Why else do you think cheap code monkeys are so cheap?
>>62004715
kek
>>62004860
but teslas are terrible equipment, they are really fragile cars.
>>62004802
bretty gud
>>62004890
I should set up a motion detector in my mailbox that emails me when I get real mail.
>>62004927
>emailing pizza
I'm calling the police.
>>62005146
I want one.
>>62005529
kek
>>62008246
nat if you prefer tha vagine
I have some oldish (2010-2014) shit
>>62005572
>>62009713
Original
cores
cores never changes
>>62005196
"Is that all?" croaked the wanton cheerleader as the slurping chicken flicker sucked her alabaster ear lobes and rammed his prodigious middle leg into her slavering quim.
Oh, that does make me moistened with excitement.
>>62009746
would of been funnier if it was only xxl out of stick
>>62005623
Pls explain
>>62005348
>he unironically hoards cuckold porn
>>62005735
Under appreciated
>>62009962
the "code" is an open terminal with a bunch of failed attempts at changing the directory
>>62005915
>Arch repo compiles everything
Does it..? Using arch for a year now, haven't noticed any compiling from official repos...
Dis you mean AUR, maybe?
>>62005035
Good ideas are even MORE of a meme...
A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture. A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols, or practices that can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena with a mimicked theme.
So a good idea wouldbe even more of a meme.
>>62004462
This one was very clever.
>>62005460
Is doggo okay?
>>62009557
>profile picture is with one of those stars
>retarded
Checks out.
>>62009697
She's so smug about it too
>>62009737
Does it actually work?
>>62009751
lel
>>62009774
Mine gets really fucking hot, so I get it.
>>62005866
What exactly does the 2nd and 3rd statement do?
>>62009822
wew
>>62011335
No. It's in doggo heaven now.
>>62011438
Same.
2nd less redundant
3rd using pointers
>>62009844
>systemd
>proprietary imageboard
Pathetic.
>>62011615
Fuck I'm retarded.. 3rd is bitshift
>>62009836
i fucking died
>>62004949
>Cringe max
>>62004776
>those fucking Achtungs
>>62005489
Are you retarded or something?
>>62009670
He looks more Arabic
t. Arab
>>62004802
Thats pretty clever actually.
>>62004518
I fucking hate this
>>62005035
I'd be careful with it.
>>62011287
>t. meme magician
>>62004208
show feet pics?
>>62004643
I know it's old as dirt, but fuck if these heroes exist we all need to re-evaluate ourselves.
>>62004864
Comfortable giggle achieved.
>>62013100
explain
People really need to sort out their old as shit memes.
>>62005023
What apps you are producing?
>>62005146
the question is...
can i put my dick in the trunk?
>>62005267
>.gif
Aint clicking that shit nigga.
>>62005348
keked
>>62011625
how could you not know bitwise operations
>>62006856
Sounds just about right considering our ponzi scheme economy.
>>62009774
I need this.
>>62009822
10/10
>>62009833
Ahh this brings back memories.
>>62013214
Well apart from having a fuck tonne of Russians it has a shit tonne of CP.
>>62005081
>not opening the task manager and killing iexplore.exe before it opens
top fucking pleb kys
>>62004802
kek
>>62005055
i find this joke racist
This thread has some ancient treasures.
>>62005445
dem feels
>>62009746
that unironically looks comfy
>>62005906
in case anyone is wondering he is not memeing, shit is proven by research, the subconscious doesn't respond well to negations.
>>62005808
is this how burgers subtract and add numbers?
>>62011335
I'm ded
>>62011264
oh sorry, yes i meant AUR.
>>62009822
>>62004688
hahaha
>>62004889
>watches porn
>>62009822
i am hard
>>62004889
>watch porn in incognito mode
You don't use a portable browser or separate user profile directory?
>>62004889
yourbrainonporn.com
>>62009722
My sides
>>62005317
nailed it
>>62014258
not again..
>>62004447
a developer would not google something he could find directly on stack overflow
>>62014369
As a developer, I don't use the stackoverflow search function. I just google it.
>>62014258
Who writes this garbage
Christians?
>>62004208
T R I G G E R E D
>>62014087
I remember being taught to add/subtract this way too, it's supposed to help those who can't grasp numbers well add/subtract by splitting a larger number into 100/10/1 to make it easier to calculate.
I wasn't a retard though and did it the way like in the picture.
>>62005623
I feel like I could recreate this image
>>62014517
t. Yehuda Shekelberg
the days of porn are numbered, people will wake up and start having sex with real girls again. beware!
>>62004889
>have own PC that nobody even tries to use
>they probably can't anyway because of i3 meme and only using ranger as a file manager
>still hide it at the bottom of a nest of hidden directories
>>62005588
This one is actually hillarious
>>62014636
>the days of porn are numbered, people will wake up and start having sex with real girls again. beware!
>>62014751
man i am hungry, it had been ages since i ate pears. don't trigger me :( , i am too poor to afford proper diet.
>>62005473
Even in 2013 android was bloated, just gonna put a kek on it
>>62014118
Most software in the AUR has a *-bin version. You could use that if something fails to compile or you just don't want to do it.
>>62005430
>>62009574
is the joke that steps 2 and 3 are unnecessary and people who call it better are pulling elitism out of thin air.
durr.
>>62009737
I'd buy the fuck out of this. No joke.
>>62011616
Richard Stallman isn't opposed to using proprietary web services as the web services (unless they use Javascript) do not run on the clientside.
>>62004776
I dont get it
>>62015348
>systemd
>>62009844
>tfw your shitpost makes it to a YLYL
>>62005460
You must come! Your people need you
>>62009670
>He's not in Fuccboi Clan
You just deserved it senpai.
>>62009574
if(true==condition) is best
>>62009697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6NiqRqGePU
You go, girl!!
>>62004802
is there any newer gen pokemon there?. i only remember the original 151 pokemons.
>>62004802
The joke is none of these are Pokemon?
>>62005267
>download over 1tb a month
How cute
>>62005735
Took me a while, didnt notice the comment in the end at first.
>>62009737
Would definitely buy.
>>62005808
Kek
>>62004889
>history is full of depraved exhentai stuff
>still let mummy use the computer on the same account
LOCK ME UP
>>62015448
all of my kek
>>62005529
Kek, underrated criminally.
>>62004518
call me normie or whatever but what the fuck is this
>>62004802
Hadoop twice?
>>62018346
This is a well-known meme/story that brought about near-universal sympathy and rage.
>>62005808
Common core seems to use a similar method to how I calculate things in my head, and they use low number to more easily explain the concept. If you don't understand common core you're retarded.
However, I have yet to see an equation where common core is superior to the classic methods.
>>62004860
i just died
Posted from my ArchLinux setup using i3wm
>ATI is actually a brand name for cremation ovens
http://www.cremator-ati.com/cremation-furnace-cr1000.php
>>62005588
Hasn't failed to make me laugh in 8 years.
>>62018674
URGHHHHHH>>>> I KNOW THOSE FEEELSSSS
>>62018857
Good thing doing it regularly lets you figure it out in your head however you think works best for you, instead of making it convoluted bullshit for everyone else.
>>62004860
>run into streetlight
>closed source car: have to pay $99999 to get proprietary licensed Mechanic(tm) to fix it
>open source car: pick from a dozen aftermarket parts that have various tradeoffs but almost always cost less than the car itself