TFW all the smartest people use Macs

>>62000476

Ugh. Sheep.

>>62000476
why the fuck do they all look the same

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>>62000476

>those stickers on the laptop on the left

>>62001472
Numales.

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>>62001498

>>62000476
What is smart in the functional programming? The functional languages are not popular not because they're hard but because they're useless in general.

>>62001564
>The entire spam system at Facebook is written in Haskell
>Useless

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>>62000476
>functional programming

Also, I can clearly see two black laptops that lack the Apple emblem.

>>62001656
yes

>>62000476
>functional programmers
anon please, dont group this lot with functional programmers. Macfags can barely generate a simple html page

>>62000476
You become smart people hardworking don't buy toys.

>>62001507
that doesn't work with everything you know ?

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TFW all the dumbest people use Macs

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>>62002276
Works perfectly for mactard subhumans. >>62001518

>>62000476
Oh please, the company just has a bunch of macs they use for promotional images so they look "cool" and all the professionals go back to their offices to work on their think pads.

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>>62001656
>he thinks facebook is a relevant software project

>>62001564
>>62002369
>Nobody uses x
>Gives example of usage of X at gigantic scale
>B-b-but that doesn't count. What are you, a fag?
Get back to your basements.
https://wiki.haskell.org/Haskell_in_industry

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>>62002481
>wiki.haskell

>>62002588
I guess you're just a manlet who cannot understand it. I'm pretty sure you don't have a job, and even if you do, 100% it's a code-monkey job.
So yeah, you should indeed kill yourself.

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>>62002771
not an argument

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>>62002845
with what, the fact that haskell is irrelevant? ok

>>62002902
You must be 10 or something. I have better stuff to do.

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>>62002293
Got a guy at work who constantly complains about windows and how much more superior macs are. Says he wishes the software at work could run on a mac because he just hates windows so much.

Our software is entirely online based and you log into it using a web browser.

>>62002996
kek

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>>62002936
>shitposting
>coding in an obscure autist language
you are deluding yourself if you think it's not the same

>>62003021
>coding in Haskell
>getting paid in the range of the top 0.0000001%
>Write code that doesn't get broken by somebody years into production
>Automatic test generations
LMAO at your life

>>62001656
>Haskell is sandwiched between two layers of C++ in Sigma. At the top, we use the C++ thrift server.
In principle, Haskell can act as a thrift server, but the C++ thrift server is more mature and performant. It also supports more features. Furthermore, it can work seamlessly with the Haskell layers below because we can call into Haskell from C++. For these reasons, it made sense to use C++ for the server layer.

>>62001656
>At the lowest layer, we have existing C++ client code for talking to other internal services. Rather than rewrite this code in Haskell, which would duplicate the functionality and create an additional maintenance burden, we wrapped each C++ client in a Haxl data source using Haskell's Foreign Function Interface (FFI) so we could use it from Haskell.

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>>62000476
Why even argue? I didn't work in a company that didn't go 100% for macbooks for their technical team in the past 6 years. Apple support is great (albeit I like dell more), hardware up till the new macs weren't too bad and the OS has a ton of support from dev community.

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>>62003126
>more delusions

>>62003390
Let's say we both go at an interview for any of the big tech companies or startups.
You solve the problems in whatever it is your language of choice is
I solve them in Haskell.
They are going to hire me, not you. Guess why?

>>62003641
Let's say you'd actually stop shitposting and do something productive. The chances of you doing that are very low. Guess why?

Note: writing in haskell is the same as shitposting.

>>62002996
lol what anfucking faggot

>>62003707
i've been programming for 12 hours today. a bit of shitposting here won't change anything.

>>62003793
>lying on the internet

>>62000476
The only justifications to use a mac is if you're an iOS/Mac developer or graphical designer.

If you are not one of those and you spent 3000 dollars on a mediocre laptop, you're fucking retarded.

>>62003844
1300$ for a 2015 rMBP seems ok to me.

>>62003827
and what exactly gave it away, sherlock?

>>62003901
He was still shitposting despite saying he has better things to do. I don't blame him though, there is no difference between shitposting and writing in haskell.

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>>62000476
>the smartest

>>62001518
The stickers omg... the cringe is real.

Is Docker still unusably slow on MacOS?

>>62005578
Was that your thread?

Did you delete it or did it get mopped?

>>62005602
Mopped it, no clue why.
>it's ok to post spam on /g/
>it's not ok to post about spam on /g/